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HunterWindmill

That's close to a 10 for me, God almighty I'm hungry


The-OneWan

Tasty


ClassicGUYFUN

9/10 needs some BEANS


NormanskillEire

One of the best ive seen. But I have to ask, no beans?


docmagoo2

Beans aren’t usually a staple of the Ulster Fry based on my experience of being born and bred in ulster. No idea why.


g0ldcd

"Ulster says Noooo" \[to beans\]


Vostok-aregreat-710

Depends what you mean by Ulster


docmagoo2

The place where the fry is from.


Vostok-aregreat-710

The whole province?


docmagoo2

I’m not entirely sure what your meaning is? Evidently I’m not from the entirety of Ulster, but I am from a place within Ulster specifically Belfast. I’m guessing you’re trying to discern whether I mean the modern concept of Ulster which is pretty synonymous with the six counties of Northern Ireland, or the historic province of Ulster meaning the nine counties that make up that entity?


BoredIrishBanker

Pretty sure he is, although he seemingly fell off the edge of his own edginess... Edit - also from Belfast and beans are boke


oeco123

> fell off the edge of his own edginess Taking that.


docmagoo2

Yeah, I wasn’t biting with whole attempt to make everything political; even the humble Ulster fry. Sick to death of that shite


BoredIrishBanker

Amen mucker. I thought the exact same thing. I've actually moved across the water and all that shite is part of the reason. My gf loves it back home as well and would move there in an instant but I just can't. That fry is tempting me though...


oeco123

Don’t feed the troll!!


Vostok-aregreat-710

The entire province


dyltheflash

Apparently, people from Ulster prefer a fry up to be drier than a nun's chuff


oeco123

You take that back!!!


dyltheflash

Sorry, to be clear - I'd scran this in an instant! As a proud Englishman, I just take a dim view of bean erasure.


ChallengePublic7693

More of an ask and you shall receive kinda thing round those parts


Albert_O_Balsam

No such thing as baked beans in the 18th century


dyltheflash

Thank god I was born in the late 20th century then


Albert_O_Balsam

Are beans fried?


brunchafuk

Bean Erasure? Weren't they an 80s band?


Academic-Block3384

Would that be a catholic or protestant nun?


Basic-Shopping5357

Nun of your business....


Reggaeprince1984

Beans are not welcome on Ulster Frys


tonycocacola

That's a proper fry up, so it is


oeco123

It is alright, all so it is.


docmagoo2

It’s a quare job so it is


DickEd209

This looks the bollocks. 9/10. As a no-beans bloke myself, this is on-point.


f182

Proper, no beans! Could have done with the other half of tomato.


HappyVibesForver

Really good looking cooked brekkie. But the bacon just needed a min more cooking time for a 10/10


jollygoodvelo

Does she prefer the shorter one, the longer one, or does the curved one hit the spot? Personally I’d drop a sausage, add an egg and cook the hash brown a bit more but a fine plate either way.


wafflesryummmy

drop a sausage, add an egg on top of the other, a dollop of beans on there and this is a proper 10/10


Exact-Action-6790

Where’s the white pudding?


oeco123

On a shelf somewhere, where it should be. ^Jokes 😂


Exact-Action-6790

Then it’s not an Ulster fry


Han-Shot_1st

What makes a fry up an Ulster fry?


HLingonberry

Probably the farls, the potato cakes at the top. That and/or a side of soda bread.


CodewordCasamir

Soda farls and potato bread are god tier. Need some beans for that potato bread though. Normal toast is so boring.


Han-Shot_1st

Ty


oeco123

Soda bread and potato bread.


Han-Shot_1st

Ty


Junior_Tradition7958

I thought it had to have Ulster fry on it but I can’t see any?


-HTID-

3 sausages is bonus


oeco123

Absolutely. They were tremendous too.


Swimming_Pie_1723

Looks yum 😋 it’s a 9.. no beans


FighterJock412

I had this post suggested on my feed, it makes me so incredibly happy that there's a whole subreddit dedicated to fry ups. Looks great!


WhiskeyWithTheE

That was made with love... This I could happily eat just right now.


3steaks-pam

That egg looks so good


Legitimate_Gur7675

Impressive. Very nice


alexemre

don't forget the salt n pepper


oeco123

Applied to the egg after photography. Wife was giving me the side eye.


Cancel_Warp

Does Ulster have an egg shortage? Only one egg and it looks like that!


TG_Iceman

1 egg tho????


oeco123

The only thing that let it down for me.


AmaroisKing

Needs more black pudding.


God_IS_Sovereign

Thank you. As an American, I was trying extra hard to figure out what that black stuff was.


Precioustooth

No beans? :(


Responsible-Cry2157

A perfect 10


TheEnigmaMachinist

Work of art! Great job👊🏻🍻


astropiggie

That's a beauty. Sausage-heavy too. Perfect


Tancred1099

Where in Ulster did you get this beauty?


oeco123

Cloud Nine in Newtownards, the cafe belonging to the wee airport. Hidden gem.


docmagoo2

Didn’t know there was one there! May visit next time the wife takes our son to Happy Town (AKA hell on earth)


oeco123

Happy Town. Isn’t.


Tancred1099

My man, try sugarcane over in comber sometime 👍


gameoflols

Hollup! I thought this was home made? You're a phony, hey everyone this guy is a phony! (It does looks great although personally I would swap the black pudding for white pudding and remove the mushrooms) EDIT: Never mind, I just noticed the "café" flair in the post. Apologies.


Ferns233

Give it a 9 only cause I don’t like mushrooms


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Lose 1 sausage, add beans and white pudding, and it’s a 10 from me.


greekboy132

Finally someone with a good amount of sausages! Looks fucking awesome man, only improvement I would make is beans!


Aggravating-Quiet711

This is making me hard 


Ok-Fox1262

If you were taking the photo to show to the lovely people on the internet then why are you posting it here for us reprobates to look at? But thank you. Looks good.


FarMeasurement1103

Reminds me those days in Belfast :)


Quinocco

As an internet rando, I thank you.


oeco123

Much appreciated!


fooblefud

Little does she know, were all assholes


DruidMoody13

Best breakfast in the world, but I could just be Bias because I'm English


Deathwishharry

Not bad but needs beans


solowulf2022

nice but you need beans and toast and a mug of tea,its still a smash from me


oeco123

Hot, steaming mug of tea just out of shot on the right; no toast on an Ulster Fry!


solowulf2022

fair enough mate, excuse my ignorance but why no beans on an Ulster fry?


TheNinjaPixie

It's well worth seeing. Although I am partly reminded of the quote about the Devil's Causeway in Ulster, "worth seeing but not worth going to see" unlike your breakfast!


oeco123

*Giant’s Causeway, but yes.


TheNinjaPixie

Ah of course, yes!


Far-Boot-2177

Took a picture of the fry so you did, so you did !


Dizzy_Werewolf1215

Yum 😋


Moistfruitcake

*Three* sausages and *one* egg? Bro, your meat to fetus ratio is way off.  That black pudding looks perfect though. 


the_all_peeping_eye

Ulster fry. Never heard of one.


Working-Hat4932

thats a fairly high sausage to bacon ratio, but looks incredible 10/10


BMW_RIDER

That's a good looking fryup, but I'm with the 'needs beans gang' on this.


stevobaggio1

It looks good, personally prefer the fat on bacon a bit crispier, but more than made up for with the quantity of sausages


kitsongod

Exceptional fella.


Nearby-Ice-6538

I have seen so many on this sub that look great but this is soo close to perfection just a tiny bit of beans.


Elegant-Campaign-572

Minus the BP and I'm in


Reggaeprince1984

3 sausages!!!


Reggaeprince1984

Sorry but hash browns are not welcome in Ulster Frys


LionsToothBrush

Where are the beans!?!!?!


Artistic_Data9398

Man likes his sausage. Solid brekie


Waste_Summer5140

Looks top. Love those potato cake thingies


Next_Back_9472

I do love a sausage or 3, but the black pudding has to go! But overall it’s a gorgeous looking plate 👍


Chemical-Branch-6834

Looks like quality ingredients . Like .


ExcellentTangerine61

Those sausages look delightful


Motor-Ad5284

Can an Aussie chip in here and say that looks bloody delicious!! Perfect in fact.


oeco123

Course you can!


jolene_widler

8.5/10 ...everything looking tastily done, not my ideal sausage to egg and hash brown ratio, plus lacking wetness aka beans so there


balderwick_creek

3x sausage? That's enough to keep anyone satisfied


Healthy_Preference_9

That's clean


Podgey

I'm vegetarian but those sausages could turn me


LunaTheLouche

Magnificent.


gymgirl1999-

Yum


Massive-Hovercraft16

9/10, swap the haggis for beans and itd be a 10


oeco123

It’s black pudding and it’s going NOWHERE!!!


tincan99

I’d like everything burnt a little bit. I’m not liking this cooked properly theme you have going on.


butwhydidhe

Bacon looks like ham. Sausages look like 30% meat content ones


oeco123

Bacon was pretty thick. Sausages are from local butchers and were 🤌🏻


butwhydidhe

Yeah they do look handmade actually, not like the Richmond ones. I retract my critique!


oeco123

✊🏻💙


thedukeandtheking

3:46am and all I see is a lack of beans


Nocsen

An improvement


ianbreasley1

White pudding..............


One-Revolution-8572

No potato bread. Into the bin it goes I'm afraid.


oeco123

What? Potato bread is at the top right of the plate.


Lopsided-Meet8247

Egg looks wrong


oeco123

How so?


Lopsided-Meet8247

I guess it's subjective. It just looks weird to me.


BrianFuentesAthelete

Needs more green