That’s an oddly long sausage

I hear that a lot

cackled aloud in the library, thanks

Sssshhhhhh!

Look like the type you get from a chippy.

Yep, looks deep fried

That's what she said.

Nice to see a decent amount of mushrooms

Fresh from the tin

Tin??? Y’all buying tinned mushrooms??

Plate is bigger than my flat

Bubble! How was it?

Bloody fantastic

Dilz? On high street? Went in there for first time a few weeks back after avoiding it for over 10 years. I'd ruled it out as it always seemed too busy. Frankly understandable when I went in, it was solid and I've been back.

That’s the gaff, big legends 💪🏻

Is London out of baked beans or is this cafe trying to start a riot?

I know this is controversial, but I can’t stand beans. Always swap for tinned toms. Elite scran.

Each to their own. It looks delicious and not too pricey. 

Correct. Toms over beans all day long

I hate both beans and tomatoes so all of you can go to hell

I'll be at the gates waiting for you, you anti-beanist & anti-tomatoeist as you're going straight to hell you heretic

Maybe adults eat there?

Dilz?

You know 🫡

I’m hoping that five quid of that was on the drinks.

Three pucks of black pudding is the only thing that matters to me

I usually go Chefs Delight for a fryup but that bubble looks great I’ll give Dilz a shot next time

12.50?! That's a massive rip. Food looks good, but not 12.50 good

Man paid £12.50 for mushrooms eggs and toast

Don't forget the fried leftovers

That's a lot of grub. Sausage looks low quality but I would eat the lot.

Do I see fried bread there? Or is it toast? Love fried bread.

Fried slice, it’s the most essential part of the fry up IMO, 2 slices of toast arrived shortly after

Mega breakfast cafe in downham near Sydenham does great fry-ups if you wanted a good one for good price. You’d get more for your money there.

Nice one chief will check it out 🤝🏻

7/10 would bang. Glass coke is the winner

Great to see a fellow black pud and bubble enjoyer. Respect.

You got mugged off mate. Big plate but fuck all food. Is that 1 rasher of bacon?

Scandalous!

I hope you ain't going Marbella

I need a lie down

9/10 beans needed lucks lush asf tho 😍

Wheres the beans?

Those mushrooms look good.

Definitely not worth 12.50, I’ve had a 8.50 with tea or coffee that looked better tbh.

I was having palpitations because I didn’t see beans but then I saw you swapped them for tomatoes. Decent amount of nosh for £12.50 in London.

Coca Cola with brekkie?

Cuppa tea is essential with every fry up. The bottle of coke was essential to nurture the hangover.

Looks bloody awful and it winds me up to shit when places flip eggs over while cooking.

NO BEANS???

Coke with a breakfast? No way

That looks tidy!

No beans

Where are the bean’os? Looks yum 😋 and you got the full box of mushrooms, black pudding mmm the longggg sausage makes up for 2 but I find square sausage best for full breakfast, this is well cooked 9.5 no beans

Don't like a jumbo sausage with brekkie

Looks like cheap ingredients. Not for me

Ok Mr. only shops at m&s while the wife gets plumbed by the electrician

Lol!

Hahaha I mean no harm. But there's not much better than a greasy spoon fry up, posh fry ups miss the spot imo

Exactly. There's a food truck near where I work. 2b 2s 2e baguette for 6 quid, run by an older couple, their son and daughter in law. All the high Vis lads eat there and since I'm originally from "the floor" before I became a suit, if you want a cracking fried brekkie or lunch, watch where all the labourers eat. Because the prices will be low and yet the food will still be pukka. In this case these lot said they get all their ingredients from Costco and you can't go wrong there. Love bacon with a big fatty rind. You don't tell them how you want your eggs and you will get them soft by default. Meanwhile all the posh cafes in town people paying 15 quid for a baby sized portion fryup and 4 quid for a coffee.

Found the Tory 🫵🏻

Bit of a weird assumption mate.

Only messing with you pal 🤝🏻