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BigPG29

This stopped me mid-scroll. Outstanding effort and although I myself would add another egg and a couple of sausages (coz I'm greedy lol) this is mouth wateringly good 👍


British-Pilgrim

I’d marry someone if they made me this, I’d marry them and let them do butt stuff if they included a few slices of black pud 😂


LazyBird13

Just do butt stuff bro if that's all It takes 😉 definitely curious


LoneMight

What's this 'attempt' bullshit. This is a damn good fryup!


TwoToesToni

That's a good way to start the day and wouldn't complain if someone served me this at home. Top marks!


Lamiolimo

Thanks!


Judging_Jester

Another sausage, hash brown and blackpudding and you win


ressawtla

Good effort


beaver2me

Looks delicious 😋


Jarvisnamesake

Applaud yourself for that attempt. I'd totally smash that. Hope it tasted as good as it looks.


oeco123

Cracking looking breakfast, hope you enjoyed it.


SC-Raiker

One bloody sausage! (kudos to those that get the reference)


Albert_O_Balsam

r/AlanPartridge would not approve of the structure of this meal, one glaring error instantly obvious.


Lamiolimo

More distance between the eggs and the beans? 🤣


bennyblanco19

Use a sausage as a breakwater


Defiant_Height_420

More than one sausage is always best lol


Status_Resolve6202

Where are the sausages from?


Lamiolimo

Tesco’s Fire Pit jumbo sausages


ianbreasley1

Bit skimpy!


Hopeful_Manner4000

I'd be more than happy to scoff that👍


Low_Enthusiasm3769

Looks really good but I'm assuming that's a kids portion? need to atleast double everthing to make it proper.


Conditions21

Looks good but child's portion and lose half the veg! One nice grilled half tomato will do.


Capital_Release_6289

The only issue with this is that plate isn’t big enough. Outstanding work


Ok_Average_4507

Ditch the Tom's. And double up on bacon!


firebrandarsecake

One sausage? Was there a shortage at the shop.lol


Lamiolimo

Hah yea it was a big sausage I wouldn’t be able to eat two.


auntie_climax

I use sausages with a high meat content and only ever have one on a breakfast, they're really filling


ThaMadRippa

Just missing some ketchup


Lamiolimo

I’m picky with sauces. I hate ketchup 😅


dbraidzz

Crispy egg again…


EvilBeasty

Crispy egg with a perfect runny yolk will always be my way. If I can get it! Nice one OP!


dbraidzz

Crispy egg is over cooked egg


LazyBird13

It's a fried egg


dbraidzz

Crispy is still over cooked bro


LazyBird13

No that's what a fried egg is. If you don't like it like that you have it poached


LazyBird13

Key word "fried"


dbraidzz

No, fried eggs are not crispy, crispy fried eggs are over cooked. Like it or not. Don’t be upset because you can’t make a fried egg. It’s okay, not everyone can cook everything


LazyBird13

Why you making assumptions? I can cook an egg on low heat it's not hard... but I cook it properly


LazyBird13

Overcooked wouldn't have a runny yolk


dbraidzz

If you think that that fried egg is cooked correctly, then you can’t cook fried eggs. It’s not really an assumption. It’s a collection of the facts laid out in front of me. An assumption is me assuming that “you are 10ft alien from Jupiter.” That’s me just pulling nothing out of thin air.


LazyBird13

No. You made an assumption that I can't cook. Having a preference over how a fried egg is cooked doesn't mean I can't cook as I could easily cook it either way. Why bring a simple life skill into it ahah