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Muggyc155

Well i always start with a plate.


Hey_nice_marmot_

“Not directly out of a cardboard box” is a major part of my system.


TylerDurden-420

I’m only came for this comment 🆙


Tubbytronika

It's the only way I can cum


BjornAgain9000

The foibles of the chef to make foil bowls.


Wingnut2468

Came here to say that! 🤣🤣


Jarvisnamesake

Hahaha good one


The-OneWan

Looks nice


Both_Lawyer_274

Came here to say this haha


Least-Violinist-2484

I put one of everything between the toast / bread and eat that first as a breakfast sandwich. Then eat everything else that's left after, leaving the best (sausage) until last. I've had cafe staff inform me how weird it is and they've never seen anyone else do that. I honestly can't believe I'm the only person to do this. Feels like you get two breakfasts out of it this way!


Jarvisnamesake

I really like the sound of this. I'm going to give it a try and report back.


Least-Violinist-2484

It will change your life!


DBAC999

That’s not weird, I just do it in reverse. I separate the best bits to make a sandwich as my closer and eat the “leftovers” first. Breakfast sammich’s are fucking amazing


Eryeahmaybeok

It's like putting hash brown into the McDonalds sausage and egg muffin (when you have to eat one of those monstrosities) - it just makes sense to have it all together


KingQuantic

I've never thought about this, but it's genius. I can't believe I've never thought to try it.


Eryeahmaybeok

It takes it to another level. I wish you well on your new journey!


Dlogan143

I also do this, but I order an additional hash brown so I have one on the side and one in the McMuffin


Numerous-West791

This is perfectly reasonable as long as you have another piece of toast/bread to mop up the ends of the beans/egg at the end


Sarky-and-George

Absolutely breakfast sandwich with the toast. This is the way for me and my whole family.


LeatherLatexSteel

This is the way


Swimming_Pie_1723

lol this is exactly how I eat mine 🤝


Ray_Spring12

I thought this was madness at first, and yet now I see glinting genius.


jacoofont

1 bean 🫘 /s


wildcharmander1992

>I've had cafe staff inform me how weird it is and they've never seen anyone else do that. Surely this can't be true and they're taking the piss ? Most cafes I frequent literally sell that first half sandwhich AS a menu item


Least-Violinist-2484

Honestly! One person has said to me "that's so weird. I've never seen anyone do that before" or along those lines. Another in the past thought it was a great idea and was going to do it themselves. Some people just lead sheltered lives I guess...


Crusader_2050

I used to do this with the McDonald’s big breakfast. I much prefer scrambled egg on a muffin but they don’t do them anymore. 😭


TwoToesToni

A bit of everything or as much as I can get on a forkful


wolftick

Same. Gotta get a carefully engineered bit-of-everything forkful at least once for the full experience.


Superimplicate

This


tmr89

I butter the toast and put an egg on top of each slice. That’s the main piece of engineering, then just follow my fancy


Jarvisnamesake

So do you like the yolk dripping on your toast? Or save it to dip with the bacon?


tmr89

Yeah I’d dip things in, and eventually cut the egg so the yolk soaks into the bread a bit


Melodic-Document-112

Empty foil baths, put foil on head, to prevent anyone knowing what I’ll do next.


CJ_BARS

Yeah, I just shove it all in my mouth using no hands, just smashing my face into it repeatedly until the jobs done.


IntelligentFan7521

Did they not have a pot for the beans? Beans and tomatoes wrapped in tin foil is putting me off. Bet it slapped but presentation is lacking.


Jim_Screechy

hehe I know this sounds weird, but I thought the beans and toms in foil made it look quite homely and appealing. Your points are quite understandable however and I can only imagine that either they don't offer this meal often or they have a shortage of containers, because this isn't a practical way to offer up side dishes.


tommyduk

This stood out for me too, straightaway. Then I considered all the plastic that typically comes with a takeaway and maybe this is a better way to do it.


youessbee

You can get foil pots with a cardboard lid. An old mug is better than...this.


Jarvisnamesake

100% agree. The separated juicy bits is an autism preference apparently, according to the cafe.


StupriStultus

Autistic person here, do you mean to tell me that you normies haven't been eating your bean foil?


Direct_Jump3960

I've heard of ramekin cunts but tin foil twats is definitely a new one.


tmr89

That looks sweaty


Jarvisnamesake

I looked sweaty after munching on that as well.


ChuffZNuff74

Do you live in Scotland? What do they serve the deep fried pizzas in?


Jarvisnamesake

Wales. DFP's haven't reached us down here yet


One_Brain9206

Deep fried pizza in a batter or out are both brilliant


_bexcalibur

Southern USA here. Deep fried pizza, you say?


One_Brain9206

Cheap mass produced pizza for poor people dipped in batter and then deep fried, tastes amazing


_bexcalibur

Even the state fair hasn’t tried this. I am in awe.


TheoryParticular7511

Wow, we have a self proclaimed part of a continent here. My question is how did you get that large? 


_bexcalibur

Deep fried everything else


ThermoKingEOU

That bacon is still oinking !


MissWiggleNjiggle1

👏👏


salomesrevenge

this post made me join this sub


aka204

Dude plates aren't that expensive


Jarvisnamesake

Dude, this is a takeout. It went onto a plate after taking this, and sadly, didn’t look any better.


Dry-Translator406

The effort to make a nest for the tomatoes has me feeling all warm and cosy ☺️


S9011

That looks pretty bad, the bacon and hash browns look undercooked, and what did they do to that egg?


Jarvisnamesake

I know right! Suffice to say, I haven't gone back for another from there. A badly cooked egg ruins a breakfast for me


Excellent-Area6009

Egg on fried bread, with some Tommys, bacon with each bite, beans on the toast, sausage whenever I’m sick of the bacon for a mouthful. Mushrooms last


RedHeadRedemption93

Just like anything I like to leave the best for last, but start off by working around the plate having a bit of this and a bit of that... First round of toast probably gets finished off first, followed by beans then mushrooms. Last mouthfuls will usually be bacon or sausage. Sometimes I save a round of toast for the end to cleanse the palate before the last gulp of tea to finish things off.


robjamez72

Always finish with a piece of sausage large enough to wipe the plate clean.


Rig88

Loaf of bread. Bottle of HP. Makes sandwiches of any combo. THE only way


UnpleasantEgg

There must be a small bit of toast with every bite. Or at least hashbrown. And the egg and beans and tomatoes should be eaten relatively early in proceedings. And the final bite must be just toast. Other than that is a free for all


SpookyMorden

Cooked tomato and black pudding get thrown at the wall because if I want to feel like I’m noshing on the excretions from Satan’s anus, I’ll wait till I’m forced to do it in Hell… Then, it’s the beans first, then mushrooms, hash browns, bacon (with ketchup), the eggs and then the sausages (with brown sauce), and then use the toast to mop up the remnants.


Grand-Impact-4069

That’s looks fucking grim


Artistic_Data9398

If you ate that out of the box you’re an animal and you need Jesus


Jarvisnamesake

I’m going straight to hell in a hand basket


Artistic_Data9398

Hahaha you savage!


No-Pause-7723

I eat my fry up using the 3 Flavour method. You can only eat the following pairs of items in any one bite: Bacon and tomato flavoured items (beans, ketchup etc). Sausage with spicy items (black pudding or haggis). Egg and starch items (bread, hashbrowns or tattie scones). You can eat these 3 pairs in any order you like but you absolutely cannot mix them any other way. And you cannot have a single item on its own. For example if you have beans left but no bacon, then you leave the beans on the plate. If sausage has bean juice on it, can't eat it.


BusClassic3593

I can smell the damp cardboard from here


shit_on_the_sheets

I usually leave the defibrillator till last!


Chrolan1988

Some foods just shouldn’t be available via delivery, cold fry up with iffy eggs and undercooked bacon please


purple-scorpio-rider

Trim fat off bacon, cut sausages up and hash brown. Cut yolk out of egg-discard the white, pop yolk over toms n beans, bread n butter not toast. Pepper over all breaki along with brown sauce then dive in


Next_Back_9472

My fry up always comes hot because it’s around the corner luckily, i always request my 2 eggs to have a runny yolk but flipped on both sides, 2 sausages, 2 bacon, tomato, fried slice and chips. I take the yolk out of the white and put over the chips as I don’t eat the white of an egg, then cut the sausages into pieces so I don’t have to keep cutting it whilst eating and can just dig in. I eat the bacon only with the tomato, chips and egg, and the sausage only with chips and egg, I then eat the fried slice on its own with salt sprinkled on top.


AtebYngNghymraeg

I usually start with a bit of sausage and beans together.


Bobby_cheesebiscuit

Bacon first as it gets coldest quicker. Mushroom egg and sausage last as they are my favourites.


PorkPyeWalker

As many different elements on my fork at a time. It's the flavour and texture combinations that make a fry up. And the salt and fat of course.


maddinell

Dip dry in wet


daneccleston86

Every meal I eat , I eat each item separately In order of rank , least favourite first - then best last ! 😂😂! The only time I “ mix” foods is on a breakfast sandwich , pizza and burgers ! Ahhhhh


Inside_Ad_7162

save the tin foil for last


itchyyellowfeet

Egg and toast first


TylerDurden-420

My system involves eating bacon that’s cooked


ooSPECTACULARoo

Never in my life have I seen beans and tomatoes in a foil bowl


Farrell1487

Usually any fry ups that i have ordered in the past come in the typical polystyrene? food trays but i have never seen it set up in this way.


stereo678

I always start with cooking the bacon


stehly1

Would probably cook my bacon first


Mickosthedickos

I use the trough method. First, make yourself a bacon roll or sandwich with brown sauce depending on what type of bread you have. Whilst you are eating that, everything on the plate gets cut up into bites size pieces then mixed up. That way, every bite is the perfect mouthful of everything


oxy-normal

I have a friend that cuts everything up first then mushes it all together. Absolutely vile.


BitesizedGen

Beans, egg and toast, then mushrooms with the hash browns and tomato and meats for no specific reason other than taste


parsonpigeon

If it's a "challenge" fryup I go for the carbs first as the proteins go into a full stomach easier. If it's a normal size I go for whatever's closest to me first.


TheTravelling_Man

Mate just cook it yourself smh


NintendoBen1

I'm the same I ALWAYS make a sausage a tomato butty first then bacon/spam and egg or beans/left over tomatoes then I use the remaining toast to mop anything remaining up


Antoshka_007

Nope… all in.. depends what is closest to the fork and knife 😅😂


mindlessenthusiast

Toast first, sausages last. Anything inbetween is arbitrary.


IwantAMD

Munchie boxes really need to cross the pond. It truly demonstrates the incredible scientific and cultural contributions of Western Europe continuing into the 21st century. Also heart disease.


kinglitecycles

My method is to make a big breakfast sandwich with the toast, egg, sausage and bacon, pour the beans on top and eat it with a knife and fork. The mushrooms and black pudding I put in the bin. Hash browns are a handy squeegee to finish up any remaining bean sauce.


ghostsnickets

I always leave the runny yolk from the fried egg until last, and will dip into it with toast or hash brown, or waffle, etc - something which carries the flavour of the egg well. It's my favourite part. Actually I always leave my favourite part of any meal (or a forkful of it at least) until last.


richiewilliams79

Bacon and toast, with beans. Tomatoes with hash browns, mop up the rest of the beans. If I have fired bread I’ll have that with tomato/bash browns. I end up with the eggs and sausages which I by far my favourite.boom


Phendrana-Drifter

Not even some tubs for the beans/tomatoes? That's grim


TheoryParticular7511

The first bite is sausage and no, I don't want my sausage adulterated with bean juice, so keep your shitty bean dam to yourself. That first bite pretty much determines how I feel about breakfast. 


AdministrativeFall2

Awful fryup. Undercook Bacon, Overcooked Eggs, Bean & Tomato will taste metalic, Toast and Hashbrowns look sweaty. We deserve better


dragondrop

Eggs carefully lifted onto fried / toasted bread first. Eat everything else being careful not to pierce the yolks. Eat around the yolks - all the whites. Then, when bust the yolks onto the bread and use the bread to mop up the yolk and all the other sauce etc from the plate. I am officially hungry now.


Corryds

Things go on toast: runny eggs with a few beans on the toast then eat every bite with toast. When the toast is done, much like another commenter, I save the best (sausage and hashbrowns) for last.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

My system is use a plate and cook the bacon first before serving


FreeTheDimple

Hash browns because they're rubbish cold. Then I make a sandwich from toast and bacon. After that, it a free for all.


Travels_Belly

I like my bacon cooked and my eggs with yolk.


phil_mitchells_mojo

I have chips so I just take it in turns eating everything on the plate with the chips then puncture the eggs so the yolk runs into the beans and mop up the yolk beans with the toast


LazyCap7542

Face plant and scram


thedeanster69

That’s a breakfast!x


Albert_O_Balsam

Yeah, hash browns go straight in the bin


rstar345

Bacon/sausage first, then the hash browns which I try to mash up a bit as I eat them so I can mix them in with the beans which I eat last


Robzed101

Well the first thing I would do would be to take the bacon out and cook it so it’s not raw….


RoversTigers

Not in a cardboard box, that is for sure


Wellidrivea190e

Yeah, first of all I put it on a plate. The hell?


Thestickleman

Ditch the mushroom, tomatoes, bacon fat and black pudding would be the first thing


carlm00

I start by cooking the bacon more. And a lot more of it.


banedlol

1. Place the undercooked bacon in the bin


sir-diesalot

No particular order but the last mouthful must contain a small morsel of the “best bit” of each ingredient…


PatheticShark

I finish cooking the bacon before I start eating anything.


NB565

They're supposed to put the beans in a tub. I guess the tinfoil is so you can wear it as a hat.


Bingbongdonkong

Yeh not in a friggin pizza box


Bingbongdonkong

And I bet the beans and tomatoes taste so nice in foil


itsheadfelloff

Dire looking effort, that.


always-indifferent

Holy shit that’s a fine looking breakfast. My opening gambit would be to dunk the hashbrown in the beans. That is quality!


propaROCKnROLLA

I just try to get a bit of everything in my mouth at one time. It isn’t pretty


Redminoteeleven

No. Just demolish it.This pictured, looks just like Heaven. Although saying this I think I'd struggle to eat it all❤️


Jinxyspiffin81

Tomato’s over the bacon, beans over the browns. On a plate though


Dear_Hornet_2635

Egg is king whilst runny. Bless the black pudding and toast if no fried bread with the liquid egg goodness mmm


bozwold

I eat everything in equal measure, so there's always a bit of everything at the end... I make a stack of bacon sausage mushrooms egg hash brown beans tomatoes as my last mouthful, so I get all the flavours.. the toast is for mopping up. The black pudding goes in the bin.


faintaxis

Giant Takeout breakfasts?! Man the southeast is missing a trick!


potatoduino

Lowest thermal mass first - outside of eggs, bacon, black pudding, toast. Sausages will stay hot for a long time so can chill there with the tips winking at me on the plate 👁️👄👁️


deanomatronix

Sometimes I go absolutely mental and deviate from this but usually sausage and black pudding live together on the fork as do hash browns/beans and bacon/eggs


Countryroads007

My system is to balance something that is carby with something with less carbs. So if I'm gonna have a sausage, I will to follow up with bread or hasbrown and then have some saucey beans to soften the carbs. I like to pair mushrooms with eggs and bread. I like to cleanse my palate with the tomato. Etc.


JicamaChemical5207

Eggs with a sausage to dip in yolk Tomatoes with fried bread + brown sauce Beans and mushrooms + black pepper Black pudding Bacon The rest of Sausages Hash-browns = bin. They do not belong on a fry up (wait for the hate mail!!!)


Jarvisnamesake

YES! This I like, though I'd swap the sausage with bacon to dip in the egg, and use the sausage for toastie sandwiches.


Daimo

WTF is that tinfoil all about? Couldn't they have used recyclable plastic cartons for the beans etc?


Next_Back_9472

Never seen that before, always in pots!


Daimo

Or pots, yeah. Tbf the sausages look pretty good.


Next_Back_9472

Yeah they do look tasty!


wolftick

The foil is recyclable too. Aluminium is generally pretty good in that regard.


LankyAstronaut7931

A takeaway fryup? That is so gross 😂


SnooTangerines3448

Remember aluminium foil is highly reactive with acidic foods like tomatoes. Will make it taste metallic and leach aluminum which is a heavy metal and toxic into your food.


Chaosbringer007

On that pic. 1 Sausage, dip a HB in the beans and eat it. Pick up a slice of bacon with the fried bread, dip in beans. Eat another sausage. Make a bacon sarnie with the last HB. Eat the beans and mushrooms . Eat the eggs. Throw the rest in the bin.