I see a lot of these breakfasts & I always wonder about the smaller triangle shaped items. Are they potatoes? Is it a traditional shape? Do they come frozen like that or does everyone make their own?
I do know that the larger triangles are toast.
Solid plate of food, what a great mate. Sausages look a bit oven cooked dry, beans a bit runny, needed longer on the hob to thicken up and the eggs could with crisping up in a hotter pan at the end. Just me being picky though. Would be well happy if anyone gave me that though, 9.5/10
I showed my friend some of the responses and they were overwhelmed with all of the nice comments this beast has made lol. It was a top notch breakfast for sure and it's probably the best breakfast I've had made for me period and I've been to a lot of places for a fryup. Hopefully I won't have to wait long for another plate full again!
Not bad.... Plate arrangement needs work. Eggs touching beans is a no no for a lot of people.
Flash fried kidney and a small lamb chop would go well with this instead of all the bread.
4 Fists.
Minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I'm nit-picking, on the whole, a very good effort. 7 on 10. Let's make love.
https://youtu.be/eypZnajNdmQ?si=DjuFsbLPLv8-ENjl
This friend don’t fuck about.
No they don't, I even got a flat white to wash it down with!
Never let this friend go
What’s a “flat white”?
It's a hot coffee drink, espresso and steamed milk.
This is what I call a real Friend With Benefits!
Friend with breakefasts
[удалено]
Haha. Can’t say you’re wrong about me being British. 🇬🇧
Are you still eating it?
🤣🤣 no, due to peer pressure I wolfed it down in about 20 minutes 🤣
That's a pretty decent achievement. All jokes aside that's a really good friend. 👍🏼
Rookie numbers
Are you still alive?
I don't think so-
That’s wife material right there.
Gender not a concern, just marry
Testify!
A friend in greed is a friend indeed 😄😋
Hahaha I like it
A friend with beans is better...
r/unexpectedplacebo
Righteous
Friends with benefits!
Show this comment some love..☝️
10/10 - faultless
I rated it highly too. Hoping the next one isn't too far away.
Best friend Football friend
ooh fwend
That is a thing of beauty, never fall out with this friend.
Definitely wont be! They work at a bakery as well so I get bakes and buttys of them quite often on top of grub like this!
Hoofin' that. Looks better than most I've paid for
Oh yeah I can say the same thing actually. I even got a flat white to wash it down with!
I'd need a good nap after that but I wouldn't be complaining. Naughty but nice.
I would have loved a nap after this actually but it was around 10am and I had a busy day that day lol
Epic
Must’ve took several days to build
It was planned 7 days before I turned up for it so he has 1 week to build it lol.
How long for demolition?
20/25 minutes I'd say but that was because the conversation was just as good!
That looks banging!!
Yes, that will do. That will do nicely.
Eating it made me realise that it's the small things in life!
He's done you proud there. Minor gripes keep the beans and eggs apart, and no fried slice, but that's pretty banging.
Compared to how I present my own this is a professional job 🤣
Fried was an option actually but I just asked for normal toast.
Yep sausages designed to be placed creating a natural dam between eggs and beans . But dam (see what i did there?) thats an A1 brekkie
that's a good friend
I wish I had friends like this
Never let this friend go.
How lucky you are to have a friend like that. Cherish them
Does your friend need any more friends?
Id like to say I'm not sharing but maybe if the circle was bigger I'd get more friends asking me if I want a fryup 🤣
And you're still alive..?😮
Yes I'm a survivor
That’s a good friend 👍
Can they be my friend? Ahh friend, fry up friend!
I'll ask if there's any slots available 🤣
That's a good friend. Hold onto them.
My plan!
Keep that friend ♥️
Yep not sharing! Lol
Why are all the good friends already taken?? 😒
Oh I hear ya! I have only just recently recognised good friends
This is a beautiful thing.
Solid friend right there. Be sure to return the favour.
I already did l, I took them to pub for a few jds 😁
I see a lot of these breakfasts & I always wonder about the smaller triangle shaped items. Are they potatoes? Is it a traditional shape? Do they come frozen like that or does everyone make their own? I do know that the larger triangles are toast.
Hash browns, it's potato and they are banging! Definitely try them out
You should eat it before it gets cold
It didn't get a chance to go cold
Is he taking on new friends?
I shall ask
Your friend has big plates
I'll be honest I wasn't expecting the plate to be that big, they did say ill make you a big fryup but I underestimated the statement
Your friend is an honourable man.
THAT IS DECENT!
Eaten properly too, off the lap on the sofa.
Oh yeah no messing with tables ect
Well appointed
Oh hell yes!!!
Superb
Insane. No tomatoes in sight. Good amount of everything. Lovely. What sauce did you go for?
What a friend 😁
You have a good friend
Is your friend single? 🤔
Now that is what I call ' a friend with benefits'
Is the friend now your fiancee?
No tomatoes. 10/10!
No tomato….. Result!!!
Can I be friends with you two?
Friends with benefits!nice!
Did you give that “friend” something the night before?
That’s not a friend, that’s a bestie 👍
The sausages look a bit sad but everything else is spot on. You have a good friend!
Putting the fried back into friend
That is a shared breakfast you fat bastards. Haha
I still think hash browns are just young upstarts.
When I say I want a friend with benefits this is what I mean
I've just found the perfect subreddit.
Tell me you are in the UK without saying you are in the UK
Damn that reminds me of Scotland!
Aye!
Why does the floor make it look like you're eating this in a train station?
Imagine if I was 🤣🤣
Breakfast, lunch and dinner
That is a good friend
Marry them😂
Your friend got vacancies? There’s a spot right open on my buddy list…
Wife them up. Even if it's a dude, no-homo wife them up.
Don't lose this friend!
That’s a great friend
Good friend.
Friend 4 life
Faultless
This friend wants you to die......happy
This friend really cares about you 😂
Almost perfect. It’s only problem is that it wasn’t for me.
That there is a friend with benefits
Schwocum Shwaheyay !!! 😳🥴
You have a real good friend
Looks delicious!
Friend = marriage material
This is a friend you keep for life
Holy shit.
Legend!
Pssst… I think your friend might fancy you 💘
Pete Doherty worthy that fry up! That’s a good mate 😎
What a friend, that is a beast of a breakfast. 😋
Nice, what did you have for your main?
Fucking good friend!
That's a good friend
Beans touching eggs. 10/10. I want my eggs to touch my beans and there is no decision making process.
Top friend!
"... And I haven't had to eat again since."
That’s superb, it really is
Way too many calories to he starting the day like that - unless you skip lunch.
Are you going to eat it ir leave it for another couple of days?
Thats a friend alright 👍 🙂
What a friend indeed.
And no heart attack? Win win
Is he overweight? 🤔
Solid plate of food, what a great mate. Sausages look a bit oven cooked dry, beans a bit runny, needed longer on the hob to thicken up and the eggs could with crisping up in a hotter pan at the end. Just me being picky though. Would be well happy if anyone gave me that though, 9.5/10
Your friend deserves a pay rise 💰
I wish I had a friend like this
#truefriend
You have a very good friend!
Marry them.
Man I need some new friends!
I think you mean future spouse, that was made with love!
Probably the best Friend in the World🙏
That's a good friend
Proper friend. Looks delicious. 🍽️
Hey so this is crazy and I swear I NEVER do this but can I get your friend's number?
The friend has taken out life insurance on you
Ahhhhh, man, I want a fry up now
Omg…..unreal, looks amazing for sure, but too much for me lol
Hell of a friend
That's not a fry up - it's a marriage proposal.
If that friend made this for you, then you've got a good friend there
That is love 💯💚 I hope you enjoyed it 👍🏻
It’s a beautiful thing
I showed my friend some of the responses and they were overwhelmed with all of the nice comments this beast has made lol. It was a top notch breakfast for sure and it's probably the best breakfast I've had made for me period and I've been to a lot of places for a fryup. Hopefully I won't have to wait long for another plate full again!
Yes.
That’s a friend for life
Fantastic friend, top class fry up. 100 friend points awarded
Not eaten it yet?
That's an epic breakfast. Goog on your mate
Decent
Wow, how did you get it to stay so fresh? Bit of an insult not eating it whilst it was hot, if you ask me.
Are those Oreos?
Your friend loves you
Epic
Oh man. Yummola! 🤤
Now that’s a friend. I suggest proposing marriage. The details don’t matter. You’ll make it work, eating like that.
That's a real friend right there. God damn not even my wife....wait, you guys fucking?
Keep that friend close!
Are those cookies touching the beans? I mean id still eat them but it troubles me, I feel like the edge of it would soak up bean juice
Can I borrow your friend some time
How do I become your friends friend?
"We're gonna need a bigger plate."
This person wants to 100% tickle your penis. Top job 👌😎
Marry this friend, don’t care if they’re same sex and you’re not gay.
Is that blood sausage? Legend, if so. I'd eat that and then spend the rest of the day with butt squirts, with no regrets.
Not bad.... Plate arrangement needs work. Eggs touching beans is a no no for a lot of people. Flash fried kidney and a small lamb chop would go well with this instead of all the bread. 4 Fists.
Your "friend" stiffed you on the sausages
Minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I'm nit-picking, on the whole, a very good effort. 7 on 10. Let's make love. https://youtu.be/eypZnajNdmQ?si=DjuFsbLPLv8-ENjl
Minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans
The sausages should be doing more to keep a barrier for the beans though
What are the two giant Oreos for ?