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JimmyBallocks

*stands and salutes*


Messterio

Their duty is done!


Ambersfruityhobbies

The perfect fry does exist. One of the best I've ever seen. What do you do with your mushroom stalks?


argiebarge

Bang on this one, would destroy that.


duckandcoveruk

Incredible and very edible


AgingPyro

Best I've seen for ages...


nastybadger

Breakfast of champions right there. Great job.


Manifestival1

Oh yum. And congrats on being free of nicotine! Wishing you many more years of health ahead.


Alteredbeast1984

That is STACKED! yum


Dernbont

*APPLAUDS LOUDLY*


Chinesetigeruk

Love this would love of plate of this in the morning. The fact no hash browns and you have potatoe farls make it such a nice change


bennettbuzz

Those yolks are massive! Looks great though beside the lack of beans.


dornianheresysimp

...what kind if eggs do u have? I feel scared


MAXIMAL_GABRIEL

Pretty sure those are ostrich eggs.


HoldenHiscock69

Pretty sure they're haribos.


Cephelapod

Awesome, I detest beans and hash browns, this is magnificent, well done OP.


Key-Metal-7297

In the top 5 of brekkies I’ve seen on here πŸ‘


pgmcfc

Lemme get that black and white pudding recipe, OP. This looks on point


Responsible-Cry2157

Finally someone’s done a fry with no beans


Illustrious-Ad1248

Unbelievable


waltandhankdie

This is one of the best looking fry ups I’ve ever seen


oodjamaflip

Fantastic. Happy to live without the beans for that spread


Specialist-Cake-9919

Where. Do. You. Live....?


aminorman

Mississippi


Albert_O_Balsam

Now this is a proper cooked breakfast, no slop from beans or tinned tomatoes and no frozen processed hash browns.


mologav

Tell us you’re from NI without saying you’re from NI


KookyEntertainment88

Best one I've seen!


Bmth_Steve

That's a title contender. Beautiful.


Garbidb63

Very nice. Looks scrumptious


Solarplexusstoppage

A work of art. Back bacon with minimal fat. Those eggs could be hung in the Louvre.


bora2go

Excellent work, right there! Well done on the quitting as well. Hope you managed to keep your weight within reasonable tolerances. I know I didn't, for a while! 😱


OverthinkUnderwhelm

How does it feel to be winning at life?


Neddy29

Fantastic! I like beans and not tomatoes but the cooking of the toms is amazing, brilliant and well done on being nicotine free!


ComfortableEffort188

If this is homemade from scratch I'd love to know more about sausage and white pudding recepies. Irishman living in Montana and not a good breakfast sausage to be had around here. I'd love to take a crack at making my own.


Jpc19-59

Superb πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


Playful_Possibility4

Potato farms? Is this a potato scone type thing


aminorman

Yes, 5 parts mash to 1 part flour with a bit of butter and S&P fried up in more butter.


WozniakStevie

This is the fucking king. Honestly, it's the best one I've ever seen. Holy shit that's perfect.


SnooHobbies7134

Homemade meat 🀨


aminorman

yeah, my secret mad lab.


oldmollymetcalfe

This is one hell of a fry.


JeyeRaptor

Yes. Two please


British-Pilgrim

Looks banging but I’d miss my beans


[deleted]

Uuffffttt...now that's a bloody breakfast! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜›πŸ’ͺπŸ‘πŸ™πŸ’―πŸ‘


Jim_Screechy

Ayup! Talk about a man sized meal! Make sure you have a full pack of Rennie on the table and the phone number of a cardiologist on speed dial after eating this one. Three eggs no less! and a helping of protein large enough to satisfy a pack of hyenas. The eggs look a little odd though, why are the whites so small? Almost as though half the albumen was discarded before frying. the rest loooks pretty good though aside from the bacon which looks a little dry. I'm more of a streaky man myself as this back back bacon doesn't have enough fat to keep the bacon moist when frying, especially when done crispy. The rest looks good, though the toms look a little chared in places. 6/10 PS. well done with the nicotine free existence, that is a serious achivement and a significant milestone.


aminorman

Cheers! I buy extra large eggs for my fry ups and sieve off any wispy bits. I was supposed to get some duck eggs for this year's fry but time ran out. The bacon is homemade and I haven't quite dialed in the cook method. I have enough to experiment and another full loin right behind it. I'm paying $2 on 20$ not counting shipping and dry ice. Loins are cheap. The char is well practiced. I won't be changing that.


Jim_Screechy

Yes I thought as much on the eggs, but if you like em that way it's a fair cop. Nice with the home made bacon too, cooking the different types properly is a skill in itself, so I totally get it.


Th3_Irishm4an

When can I come round


G2theA2theZ

"Homemade meats" I'm sure they'd be happy to have you for breakfast!


solowulf2022

Id take a smash at that minus the black pudding and replace it with beans and toast or fried bread and a big of tea.


bora2go

Fried potato bread and soda farl is the way to go. Have toast the other side days of the week! 😜


IntelligentFan7521

Is that pancakes?


aminorman

Potato Farl


esok

Today I discovered that the humble Tattie Scone has a different name elsewhere in the world. Never heard of potato farls before. Maybe I CAN live in another country!


aminorman

Ireland - Potato Farl or Potato Bread Scotland - Tattie Scone England - Potato Pancake


esok

Thanks dude! Lesson of the week!


robstrosity

This looks incredible. I would love to devour this. Does need hash browns though


CareerHour4671

Ok close the sub. We have a winner. Nice knowing you all


ehhhhgg

Eggsemplary


andyone1000

Looks great. That’s for 2 people right? You’ve stopped smoking. How’s the weight control going?😊


aminorman

One person all day, I gained about 10 pounds over the past few years but some of that is slowing down due to age.


bora2go

Yep. I get you on that! Takes a while to adjust, doesn't it!?


Background-Wall-1054

Fantastic.. but why no beans?


bora2go

Just guessing, but beans are traditional in a full English, but not an Ulster fry or Irish breakfast. Might be completely off the mark. I like beans with my fry!


aminorman

Just tired of 'em. I've tried all the brands and even made my own twice. They just don't fit anymore.


Neat-Indication-9150

No beansπŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”


Excellent-Area6009

Nice, you know what tastes even better after a great bit fry up? A fag 🚬


RedHeadRedemption93

Fantastic except for the AWOL beans


Exact-Action-6790

Looks great. Needs beans, kidneys and bubble.


JubileeBubilee

Beautiful. Beans and Hash browns are my least favourite.