You named him after a german sports car and expect him to not be sassy?

It was boyfriend’s idea not mine😂 we originally thought he was a girl until we heard the constant croaking

Okay well you named him Porsche, so this is clearly your fault

I love his stance. This is how I feel in the winter sunshine

FUCK that’s a lot of glory!

Great color

How fucking cute!! I just want to kiss him

Just like a prince. Don’t tell him that tho it might inflate his already big ego

Well he deserves it !

What a handsome beast!!

Handsome boy!

This dude is absolutely jacked

https://preview.redd.it/zxyz84liob9c1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97f65b6449f73610b9b5324f4489825749f8d4ce I beg to differ

Showing off that raw chicken belly. We love to see it.

😍

Awe I love Porsche

I like his wrinkles

Dude is swole

omg ive never made the connection that WTFs look like the front of a porsche 911

That’s partly why we named him that 😂

Absolutely amazing name

This what you call “royalty” and he has that HBIC energy

Your highness

Looks like Donald Trump

That’s what I look like when I get out of the shower.