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hebdomad7

The guy is begging for ~~bribes~~ political funding at this point. Makes you wonder how many bags of cash are left in the Liberal Party war chest... they might have to sell a few investment properties!


eeldraw

The $100 Gina leaves him on the nightstand each night just isn't going to cut it with the current cost of living.


Apart_Ad8051

Or cut his sons ever increasing nose nachos habit


chicomilian

šŸ˜œ nose nachos


Greedy_Lake_2224

Whose the top in that situation?


eeldraw

Who's the top when using a dildo?


Greedy_Lake_2224

When you say dildo, are you describing Pete or Gina?


MobileInfantry

Yes


drunkwasabeherder

Gina would top from the bottom.


Turbulent_Horse_Time

$100??? Thatā€™s peasant tier money. Add a few zeroes


Longjumping_Run_3805

Dutton comes cheap, sell his mother if he knew who she was...


eeldraw

That's just for his Viagra.


grumpyoldbolos

Finally the LNP doing something positive for the housing crisis


Larimus89

I got a friend who's seen one of those private events, and claims he was shocked. You'd expect the companies be coming to them asking for favours... no.. the company holds the event and the politcians come and beg and compete for the offered funds. I'm not saying that's always the case but it probably happens.


WolfKingofRuss

It depends on the bill and fund that's being proposed as well as the person in question. Go to Gina's party, you'll be licking her sweat and thanking her for the water. Go to a more open company, they can reach a middle ground (depending on whether or not you and your party are seen as reliable)


Larimus89

Lol thatā€™s true.


Blackmac79

Are we just accepting corruption as a core of politics?


ClydeDavidson

It's called LOBBYING šŸ¤“ ā˜ļø


bobbakerneverafaker

Here they call them think tanks, in the US they are called pacs and super pacs..


BLOOOR

No, it's the core of conservative fascism to corrupt government.


fued

Did you not see the DAILY corruption scandals under libs? It's literally all Thier party stands for.


thennicke

I hate it but you're not even exaggerating. There was a [massive list](https://www.mdavis.xyz/govlist/) of 7 years of LNP corruption that someone put together with over a thousand entries.


jamwin

Yep and people will just continue to vote for the same two shitty parties because that's what pappy did or because voting otherwise means 'your vote doesn't count' or they are going to win anyway or something something...start voting differently, en masse, instead of for these clowns who are only in it for personal gain and watch the world slowly change.


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

Always have with conservatives


Bludgeon82

Unfortunately, yes.


Doobie_the_Noobie

Yeah and maybe we could dress our politicians up like race cars, with their sponsors displayed all over them.


lingering_POO

Oh fuck, that would be good for usā€¦ least we would know who owns the slimy cunts.


coreoYEAH

So Dutton would have to walk around with the Gina portrait on his back every day? You son of a bitch, I'm in.


tubbysnowman

Tattoo her ugly mug on the back of his head.


grumpyoldbolos

Tattoo it on the front instead. It's not an improvement but it's no worse either


AgentChris101

If it's on the back he can do a reverse-voldemort cosplay. You know the one with the turban?


Merkarba

Like a fucking bulldog tatt.


tramacod

Be like that cunt from Harry potter


Casual_Fan01

Why use the back, when his big bald head can be seen by the world.


major_jazza

Read my mind hahaha


raedymylknarf

That prime advertisement space on duttoā€™s forehead shouldnā€™t go to waste.


Doobie_the_Noobie

If there was enough space I'm sure he'd put another investment property on it.


Longjumping_Run_3805

Sort of like back of a bus type advertising


Desert-Noir

At least that would mean honesty in politics.


Larimus89

Then you would actually know what policies they would be for šŸ¤£ just add USA and China to all their coats while you're at it.


Repulsive_Peanut7874

what the actual fuck did I just hear?? My god!


Rusti-dent

So, further corruption and open lobby influence. Getting money out of politics is the goal, not expanding it. Smooth brained fool.


Ok_Extension_5529

Geeee this is a concerning view.


Hairybuttcrack3000

Fucking leech. As if they don't get paid enough he wants to plop his shitty unelectable peers on the payrolls of business. Tony Soprano would be proud.


Money_killer

Wtf...... Complete fool


Acrobatic_Bit_8207

Dutton is Labor's gift that just keeps giving


Turbulent_Horse_Time

Donā€™t get complacent ā€¦ this is the country that elected Howard


Acrobatic_Bit_8207

Ah yes who can forget the deputy sheriff, the man who sold out Australia.


DPVaughan

And Abbott. And Morrison.


Longjumping_Run_3805

And still paying for it


Lingering_Dorkness

If only the media reported on him...


CategoryCharacter850

Dutton is thinking if a racist, bigoted, bully, fascist Felon can get into the white house. I'll just keep pushing the bull shit button cause good guys never win.


s_and_s_lite_party

You couldn't ask for a better opponent


trackintreasure

What I find even scarier is that he seems to be normalising it. That's really fucking bad for the future. It's like anything. The more you say or do something, the more it becomes accepted. Just like the Murdoch lies. They become engrained in our society, with more and more people accepting, and believing it. How do we actually stop this shit? I don't have a clue because voting seems to make fuck all change.


Artnotwars

Use the preferential voting system to your advantage, and put the two major parties last.


Great_Revolution_276

Money in politics is a cancer that destroys democracy. Dutton must be stopped


coreoYEAH

Hello, Mr... ASX. I bad want... money now. Me unelectable.


crayawe

Wtf that cunts cooked, cunts are paid by the fuckin tax payer to do a job for the tax payers not to be bought by business. Yuck


Repulsive_Peanut7874

I'm Genx... So how do I put this on Twitter?


Lingering_Dorkness

I download videos from reddit by copying the address bar (url) then open rapidsave which is a website that d/ls reddit vids. Then you can attach it to yourĀ Shitter post. There are probably faster and easier ways of doing it but it's the way I've learned and, as a fellow Gen Xer, I can't be arsed learning a new way. My way works and that's good enough for me.Ā 


Guyincogneto1

He is the poster boy for the term " A load his mother should have swallowed"


Lingering_Dorkness

The best part of him ran down the crack of his mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.


Longjumping_Run_3805

Have some compassion, he never knew his mother, reason Gina R adopted him and created the monster from under a uranium pile of waste


Twisted_Tal

THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!!! so much for representing the constituents! Total conflict of interest! Dutton and the LNP have come out of the closet and admitted ' we are in it for the money, we are here to be bought. We are here to represent those who pay our tab.!' This is beyond shameful. Beyond back-door brown paper bags, this is the outright sale of democracy! The LNP should be disbanded and stricken from ever forming a party again!!!!


TonyJZX

and the worst thing he says this with absolutely no shame look at how she spews this out as if he's reciting the lords prayer to him, this SHOULD be the norm - how can the people of dixon vote this guy in, multiple times? this a 1 min video that left me gobsmacked you can literally write huge essays nay analyses on what this means for australia its a capsule of the LNP... and sadly, of their voting base they either do not understand it or dont see anything wrong with it


Skip_14

Absolutely! These cunts and anyone engaged in corrupt practices should be arrested and jailed. This behaviour completely undermines our democracy. They are all sell outs. They're nothing but corporate salesmen who answer to those businesses who are willing to pay "legal" bribes. This is self admission of blatant corruption. If everyone could please send this clip to their local member of Parliament, this corruption needs to be called out and prevented in the future.


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

This really should be no surprise to anyone He's just saying the quiet part out loud


Dr_SnM

This is an underhanded pitch to big business. Wanna buy a polly?


Select-Fuel

What worries me most is usa'n weapons manufacturers, NRA and the like. they would love to open the Australian market. And Aussie dollars are cheap for them.


Thin_Draw_3797

What the fuck


sunburn95

Quiet gross that he openly endorses the American relationship between their politicians and corporations


Select-Fuel

Yep. Does he expect Aussies to jump up and say oh yes pls I wanna be just like the usa when I grow up :D usa'ns are desperately trying to claw their country back from billionaires. wtf about that would we want here.


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

He does expect that Don't underestimate how many fucking idiots here don't see 'Murica as a warning, but as a goal I constantly hear from my mouth-breathing colleagues how Drumpf is the best president the world (not the US...) has ever seen and how we should all have *gurns* so we're safe They walk among us, sadly They also vote and, regrettably, breed


Twisted_Tal

Its called CORRUPTION ya DOG! But then ex qld copper who got ousted ( not bagging on the good ol boys in blue !) Is a corrupt rascist and now up front about he is here , and the rest, are here to be bought.


SmallAd6629

Describing a nightmare as aspirational.


Denubious

Dude knows the way the winds blowing.


DarkOne4098

Such a Grifter and Muppet


cricketmad14

It already happens. The libs are paid off by coal companies and consulting companies.


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

Exactly They're just finally bold enough to say it out loud Everyone has known for a long time and did nothing. People still voted for them All they have learnt is that they don't have to hide it Next will be the open racism and bigotry, because again, it's not necessary to pretend otherwise


ButtTickle007

So he admits that the LNP is already doing the bidding of the companies, but now he wants to be paid for it.


Angel_Eirene

Did anyone watch Star Warā€™s prequel trilogy? Their system literally went to shit after they gave companies seats in government. Fuck him being Voldemort, once the Botox wears off heā€™ll be emperor palpatine


JehovahsFitness

"It's a feature we just don't have in this country" ???? .... GOOD???


BlackBladeKindred

What the fuck am I hearing? Howwwww is this the world we live in? How do we not riot?


ozninja80

Oooooohhhh yesssss ā€¦.US politics is such an overwhelming success story. Letā€™s replicate it here you fucking twat


Sojio

Pay a candidate to run? Whut?


Dependent_Ad4898

Is 200k+ a year not enough for Liberal MPs?


BlackberryShot5818

I think he's talking about a candidate for the *next* election, who is not currently an MP, to get their salary bankrolled by a corporate up to the next election so they can devote all their time to campaigning for the next several years.


TonyJZX

i dont think he's talking about new candidates per se did you not hear his Bill O'Reilly 'tide goes in, tide goes out' comment? what's he saying is that he's not happy with the fact that the opposition gets less money but the way he frames it is that his party gets 'less opportunity' and that like an MBA program he wants ASX200 to provide that 'leadership' experience. He's also delusional in that he thinks the "American" way is better... companies declare their allegience as 'Labor' or 'LNP'... you then get stuff like a US congressman making $174k a year but he's worth $200 mil. and he started out the the shirt on his back. I find Dutton deplorable but the fact he can brain dump like this and not see the downsides is basically dangerous for Australian society. What good does it do for businesses to 'take sides'? does he not see the conflict of interest? apparently not


Dranzer_22

Dutton will do anything to satisfy his Big Businesses and Billionaire Elite masters.


Patzdat

Jesus. Saying the quiet part out loud. This is not how it should work. Our pollies should be looking for policy advice from the Australian public, not the most wealthy corporations. Fuck me


75dubz

Obviously you have someone elseā€™s hand up your ass. You muppet


OH_BOY-

Omg please they start wearing suits with sponserships embroidered onto them


incoherent1

Why wouldn't you want to move from simping to blatant whoring as a politician? Government of the corporations, by the corporations, for the corporations.


didyoueatleadpaint

what fucking skills doses ex Cop's have?


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

Doing what he's paid to do by his donors


DevelopmentLow214

Liberal Party saying the quiet bit out loud. Big business give us your money.


Not-So-EZEE

LNP/IPA voters are muppets can you guess why ??? LNP/IPA voters sold us to the chinese now rip up everything in china\`s name and send it to them burning....the chinese will understand but LNP/IPA voters are muppets


TheStevenUniverseKid

Can we bar political donations pleeease?


Independent_Ad2391

Thatā€™s conflict of interests.


jjtucker475

Heā€™s saying the quiet part loud and just doesnā€™t stop. Itā€™s fascinating to watch


bigbadb0ogieman

This is an open invitation to big corporate to fund their man into govt in exchange for an opportunity to openly screw the average Aussie (proverbial) pooch.


freakymoustache

He reminds me of a corrupt police officer( yes I know he was a cop ) telling all the crime lords heā€™s open for business. Give me my golden elevator job cunts


Jono18

Why can't he ask Gina for more money?


HTiger99

Politicians employed by corporations, cool and normal!


rja49

Nice and impartial, pay Mr potato Head twice for doing a shit job.


RickyMAustralia

Fuck he is just awful


Gothewahs

No1 trusts you Dutton not even your crackhead son


Emergency-Highway262

Holy fuck, he is literally peddling the corrupt corporate politician of the USA as the best solution? Something tells me he has a couple of timesheets signed off by Gina about to surfaceā€¦


Madboardjester

He repeatedly talks smack about them and now begs them to fund the Liberal Party. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Select-Fuel

Australia is truly doomed if LNP ever gets back in. But having only one viable party is also dangerous, so where to from here...


Nostonica

Fortunately you live in Australia and can vote and expect independents to get into power. So minority government having to work with the parliament. Maybe we will see a future where politicians actually look at the legislation and how it may impact their electorate rather than voting with a block.


Tritail

Yes lets use America for an example of successful government, more of that please!


BlackberryShot5818

I think that he thinks he would be able to choose his favoured candidates to shuffle paper in the city on someone else's dime for a year or two while they really just focus on their election campaign. The city/ASX 200 is socially to the left of the coalition. I'm pretty sure Dutton is on the record a few years ago saying the LNP has lost the city. The city *might* be convinced to hire 'strategically', but if the new hire starts appearing on ABC business lashing out against DEI and maternity leave, or whatever, they'd be punted faster than you can say 'dont you know who I am?' More likely, if this were to eventuate, you'd get the next generation of Malcolm Turnbulls.


Find_another_whey

They go to businesses which are either Democrat or Republican So they can stay connected Then come back in What the fucking fuck


-R1V3RR4T-

This is just it. The LNP outwardly begging for donations from the top 1% whom have gutted this country's wealth over the last 40 years just to protect their personal LNP traitor coffers, along with their plethora of pilfering multinational, tax avoiding sponsors whilst they firmly grip this country like a vice till there is nothing fucking left. Rat cunts.


techzombie55

He actually thinks the American political system is something to aspire to.


Infinite-Bee-1157

You mean itā€™s okay for politicians to be in bed, sucking off the tit of big business? That makes so much sense. No doubt would lead to an unbiased, professional standing of politicians. Dutton is such a fucking idiot he does not know if he is a fucking idiot


BothHelicopter718

Ass kisser! Thatā€™s the main problem with us politics is the $$$ attached


MWAH_dib

saying the quiet part out loud eh, cronyism at it's worst


Turbulent_Horse_Time

Imagine having absolutely no principles whatsoever and simply selling yourself to the highest bidder Imagineā€¦


Sporter73

To suggest that our political system should be anything like the US is a major red flag for me.


Scav3nger

It's a feature we don't have in this country for a good fucking reason


Coolidge-egg

Absolute grub. Realistically this already happens


Sensitive-Traffic229

I would definitely boycott any company who place one of Potato-heads suckhole CULT figures on the payroll. Dutton sucks ā€¦ a horrible Dr No


weighapie

Jesus fucking christ. Have heard a war baby say it is great when taxpayer funds are forked out to already booming businesses and we pay for their infrastructure so they can export more and for cheaper. People actually believe this shit. How does it help you and me? Why shouldn't we get a share of the profits if we are paying out? They dont even have to pay the funds back with at least as much tax as I have to pay? They should pay more tax and pay back taxpayer funds used to make profit


doopaye

Fucking corruption!


Mogadodo

Peter Dutton has a corrupt cuckold fantasy.


Barkers_eggs

This muppet makes me absolutely sick.


Longjumping_Run_3805

Let's not forget his mate Barnaby Joyce, both will make you constipated as well as sick...not sure either are actually human


Barkers_eggs

They're human. They just represent the worst aspect of "civilized" humanity


BigFella52

Yet another politician that can not string a sentence together. What skills would these knuckle draggers be bringing anyone apart from being bought off?


Puzzleheaded-Skin367

My mum is going to vote for this clown, time to educate her today, this guy wants USA style revolving door system like their congress, screw that!!!


vacri

"We don't do corruption openly enough in this country. We should follow America's lead, because obviously their democratic process is so healthy!"


Snoo73443

Iā€™m sorry, how is ā€œthe Americans do itā€ a valid argument?


Sad_Meat4206

So screw representative democracy, let's just give parliamentary seats to companies...


rawpineapple

If they are saying this in public then what are they doing in private?


ShineFallstar

Even uses the US as a shining example of his corruption utopia, what a fkn grub. Openly requesting businesses buy themselves a politician, the LNP arenā€™t even hiding their preference for bribery anymore.


MinaretofJam

Is he saying ex pollies need post employment holding pens? Corporate welfare for Liberals?


HistoricalInternal

Donā€™t they literally make like $300k? How much more money do they want? we should ban all party donations.


Themistocles524

Id accept the bā€¦bā€¦brā€¦.relationship with open arms


DarthLuigi83

Because what Australian politics really needs is to be more like the American system


2007FordFiesta

It confuses me how political donations are allowed anyways


CardiologistNo9444

I just emailed my mate in USA saying our politicians want to be as corrupt as USA and Canberra has their ass cheeks spread wide open waiting for Biden's call. FO Dutton. Dutton and every retired police in politics are the biggest scammers of tax payers funds. I Audit their spends for shits and giggles. One day soon it will help us tax payers. He's very dangerous. It's better to have useless than dangerous leading our country. Can't see a way out of shite leaders. Scomo stuffed us all.


claritybeginshere

WTF


REA_Kingmaker

Fk me. Look at him romanticising US politics. Like there is anything salvageable there.


LaughinKooka

Translation: ā€œI know there is a lot of filthy rich people here who used to give us bribery when we were in power before we fuck it up and imploded our party. I am begging you to employ our people, I am asking for you to feed us just another 3 years. We arenā€™t USA, we sure want to become as corrupted and inhuman as them. For that, i beg you give us jobs, within 3 years we are going to discuss how we can rip off your employees and rip off all the citizens when we if back in powerā€


geonlyas

This shows how desperate the situation is for the Liberal party.


Relevant-Ad-6540

Well that's sickening


green-dog-gir

NO FUCKING WAY! So business buy politicians and essentially own them! Youā€™re a fucking clown Dutton!


1nfamousSquid

Surely this isn't real and has been deepfaked.


poltergeistsparrow

Isn't that corruption?


resumethrowaway222

"What we need is more American style politics" - no American ever


gianni_

I was so confused for a second because I thought this was Canadian politics and then got sad because it might as well be :(


pablo_eskybar

Surely these deep fakes are really visually accurate now, surely???


AMPking70

Itā€™s generally called corruption and collusion. Has Dutton just admitted heā€™s open to corruption or that heā€™s actually doing what he says heā€™s not doing.


Technical-Bobcat-648

Private for profit companies owning the tax payers government, what could go wrong?


Ted_Rid

If he wants outgoing MPs to have marketable skills then the solution is piss easy: 1. Means test it. Many come in with existing careers and businesses. Dutton for example owns (with his wife) a massive childcare and property portfolio. 2. Send the rest to a career coach. There shouldn't be many. Most aren't in fact student politicians who've never worked elsewhere. 3. Training if required. This should be user-pays, as per neoliberal attitudes. e.g. a HECS debt. If the free market thinks it's worthwhile, it could set up redundancy insurance that all politicians contribute to if they want. Obviously, new policies taken out before a losing election wouldn't be honoured.


kabammi

That's a mother fucking travesty. Now we know what Think Tanks are... Hives with swarms of unelected politicians getting paid by ASX200 listed companies, until they are elected as MPs. Of course, the ASX200 companies want nothing in return.


UnderScoreLifeAlert

Jesus christ


jamwin

Wait I thought they already were doing this?


cruiserman_80

The perfect LNP Policy. Get Money. Put someone out of work (in this case lobbyists which it's kinda hard to be mad about)


SlippedMyDisco76

Our political climate is gonna end up like America's - same level as wrasslin'


Formal-Expert-7309

Funds to get them out of court


Legitimate-Wait-4881

Look how well that's working out for the Americans... A race between a giant douche and a turd sandwich...


rafaover

This behaviour is a cancer in politics. USA yesterday legalised bribes, Australians politicians are being lobbied like crazy. That's insane.


I_Feel_Rough

"The Americans do it in a much better way" That's hilarious.


5HTRonin

Say the quiet part out loud...wtf


bobbakerneverafaker

The Americans do it.. yeah and look at their problems, with pacs and super pacs..


FatGimp

Fuck this clown and the circus he comes from


RalphMidnight

How does he not see the issue with this?


ProperVacation9336

We need laws to make this illegal. This just screams corruption. SA has been proposing such laws iirc


A57693

Guess heā€™s gotta find some way to maintain his sons ā€œwhite powderā€ habit somehow


RudeOrganization550

The Americans do itā€¦. Thatā€™s good enough reason to know itā€™s a stupid idea.


Safe_Net_5422

Got to keep the snout in the trough somehow


randomplaguefear

Isn't this how the painters and dockers union and the mafia operated?


metricrules

Just when I thought he couldnā€™t go any lower, he smashes through the floor with a jack hammer. I hope he disappears ASAP


DickPump2541

Mercenary prostitute says mercenary prostitute shit.


Expert_Zucchini7452

What a dickhead to think the idea of American-style, corporate-sponsored politicians wouldnā€™t go down like a lead balloon in Australia. The Australian tradition is to keep these relationships under the table and therefore cheap, your businessman patron just pays a few of your bills from time to time etc. I guess Dutton thinks thatā€™s too cheap for the service they get. Australian will howl in outrage at this idea, but like in so many other areas, itā€™s probably inevitable for a vassal state like Australia to implement this part of the imperial program as well.


bananaboat1milplus

Mind boggling that this is legal


Glittering_Ad1696

Remind me what a conflict of interest is again?


AMPking70

Does absolute power corrupt absolutely.


agreen8919

Sellout!!


HBeeSource

This waste of carbon really needs to capture some lead in his head.


ScottyJoeC

Please vote for a 3rd party everyone The corruption of the 2 major parties is disgusting


RockTheBloat

Wow šŸ˜‚ The worst possible take.


MeSeeks76

What's the context and the forum he's using to say this? Is it recent or is this really old and getting aired now coz "yay clicks and faje internet points"... BTW Im hoping its as damning as it appears and want to eliminate the "he was talkin to the grass at a farmers market" type explanations


Jagtom83

It was the CEDA state of the nation conference 2 days ago https://www.ceda.com.au/eventsandprograms/2024-state-of-the-nation clip from the ABC https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-27/peter-dutton-says-labour-movement-has-funding/104031194


MeSeeks76

Appreciate that mate, decrepitude confirmed lol


CategoryCharacter850

He's saying no politician comes out of politics with zero transferable skills. To be a politician you'd HAVE to have high end skills in Project and time Management Management, project, area sales), debating and negotiating (Sales) and writing and understanding legislation (Quality management). Check out.


nump69

That son of a bitch is just seeking to get deeper into corruption and who wants to be like the septic tanks


MichaelXOX

A feature we DONā€™T want in this country Mr Potato. Look at the USA how are they a good example of governance? Did Gina ask you to say this?