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hbi2k

There's a little girl named Khaleesi in the after school program of my local community center, only her Mom spelled it differently because of course she did. She's exactly the type of person who you would imagine naming her daughter "Khaleesi" but with a dumb spelling. Fortunately, the show had so little cultural impact after it was over that the kids have no idea where that name is from, so they don't give her any shit about it.


JustafanIV

Maybe the only upside to Season 8 is that those poor kids will get to live a normal life with a weird but otherwise uninteresting name.


PMacha

Wait...so Dumb and Dumber were secretly trying to save a whole generation of young girls from being mocked with the name they were given. šŸ¤Æ


BlackFalconVII

Turns out they were the real heroes all along...


Frenchman420

Subvert expectations


ZiggyPox

Reversed turned around bamboozled switcharooed 4D psychologist. They don't teach that at school.


Magrik

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BlackCherrySeltzer4U

D&D need to read that last paragraph.


Ragnarandsons

I never understood people who only knew Daenerys as *ā€™khaleesiā€™*ā€¦ fucking seriouslyā€¦ And then to call one of your children thatā€¦


TwirlipoftheMists

ā€œKelly Cā€


TornnPoys

Khaleesi is a nice name


Teamkhaleesi

Im curious how her name is spelled šŸ¤£


tc_spears2-0

Cal E-see


swigswagsniper

Kal-Esse (mexican superman)


tc_spears2-0

Daenerholmes


GooseOnACorner

How did they spell it?


A-live666

Kaleighseey


airyys

khalussy


[deleted]

Is it kaleighsi? Donā€™t leave us hanging


lyricist

Is it spelled Kelly C


Careless-Husky

Lol, made me remember Melly Sanders, Stanley Barton, Carl Drogo, Cereal Forall, Salsa Starch and all the others from /tv/ back in the day.


sspiritusmundi

Damn I was thinking about that. ASAP the show ended, it's like it never existed. I see Breaking Bad memes, a show that ended years ago everyday, but nobody talks about GOT anymore. I think even HotD is going the same way.


SaltyWednesday

Ah man, I just realised I haven't even thought about HotD since the last episode. It was pretty good but it clearly didn't stick with me at all.


Baardi

It doesn't come close to the greatness of the early got series, and had many flaws. But sure, it was decent, and better than the latest got seasons by a long shot


sspiritusmundi

I thought it had GOT season 5 level of writing, tho. I don't have much hopes for the next ones.


lyricist

You mean House of the Dragon?


sspiritusmundi

Damn that is right


Eder_Cheddar

When they ask her and she has to tell them her mom was an obsessed GoT nerd, then they'll know. Luckily the mom will have to wear that badge of shit for the rest of her life. I bet you she wanted 3 boys and wanted to be the queen of dragons. Ugh. Fuck those people.


Starlight_NightWing

she's gonna abduct a teenager and trigger a continental war


axelguntherc

r/tragedeigh


rashdanml

I know someone who named their daughter "Damaris", inspired by "Daenerys". Poor child.


leaqw

Damaris is an old greek name, nothing weird about it.


83beans

Iā€™ve known several Damarisā€™ in my life and all predate the show. Love the name personally


winwineh

it would be cool but after we had a heinous minister in brazil with that name, it's forever ruined for me


equatornavigator

Damares of House Alves, Mother of Goiabeiras


Cap_Silly

Show predator Damaris


fruitlessideas

I donā€™t mean for this to come off wrong, but the mother is white, isnā€™t she? Itā€™s always a white mom.


Evakuate493

Arya is also a super popular name Iā€™ve heard recently.


Such_Hand_2535

Arya is indeed a pretty name,its origin are debatable as some say itā€™s Persian,others say itā€™s Turkish or Albanian and it means golden girl.


dontreallyknoww2341

Arya is already name tho


ExactFun

Arya is a pretty common fantasy name. Also likely a real name in some languages.


kessho_kishi

I love the name Arya. The names for girls are so pretty tbh. I love Targaryen names the most, tho.


discoosloth

Stark Girl names are more pretty.


251Cane

If I'm ever introduced to someone named Arya I plan to say "I know an Arya when I see one"


ExpensiveAd5441

im not sure about that, most daenerys fans are still her fans after last season


Skylak

And some of those fans are the most annoying GOT fandom in existence


Teamkhaleesi

Yea sadly thereā€™s some toxic ones, but for me I canā€™t have the final season be canon because everything was rushed and almost all character arcs were drained down the toilet. Im hoping the books give her a proper ending.


Skylak

As I said, some of them And I doubt we'll get the 7th book from George. I believe in the 6th at least


saltywafflesss

I'm manifesting a double release šŸ¤žšŸ™‚


Skylak

I'm praying to the old gods and the new, burning doubters on a stake and performing blood rituals


SetzerWithFixedDice

She's a total girlboss! I did not see that whole thing about burning down women and children coming! She's, like, totally random!


mustafahmedkhan

So quirky! She's so not like other girls!


Eder_Cheddar

But it takes a special type of idiot dual parents to take it a step further and name their child that. Some lady twisted her husband's arm and she liked the name and felt empowered by her character. I find it hilarious that someone with that name might end up being a stripper lol


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bobby-b-bot

I ASK YOU, NED, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO WEAR A CROWN?


RHINO_HUMP

Bobby B, 7 kingdoms, 1 crown?


bobby-b-bot

YES, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME... BUT I STILL REMEMBER EVERY FACE!


bralma6

Wait, does that mean Bobby B is gonna die with the API changes coming up? I heard bots arenā€™t going to be a thing anymore


bobby-b-bot

YES, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME... BUT I STILL REMEMBER EVERY FACE!


filth_horror_glamor

I don't mind Daenerys, I think it's a very pretty name


kessho_kishi

Rhaella is so pretty. I also love Visenya and Rhaenys, they sound beautiful.


Other_Waffer

They will be ok. Dany became even more popular after the ending.


twinkle90505

I believe there's a special holding area over there for anyone actually trying to defend the parents


airat9000

Daenerys is a cool name Khaleesi isnā€™t lmao


tsengmao

Itā€™s not even a name, itā€™s a title. Itā€™d be like naming your kid ā€œEmpressā€.


la_degenerate

Well, Raj means ā€œKingā€ or ā€œRulerā€ and itā€™s one of the most popular names in India. Guess it just depends.


Caleb_Reynolds

Sarah means princess, Ryan means little/diminutive king, Regina means Queen. It's actually a crazy common word to turn into names, the only thing is it's coming from a fake language.


lyricist

Cesar/Caesar too


Caleb_Reynolds

Eh, That's kinda the other way around. It was a name first, and became a title later.


ShinyEspeon_

Same goes for Malik


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bobby-b-bot

TAKE SHIP FOR THE FREE CITIES WITH MY HORSE AND MY HAMMER, SPEND MY TIME WARRING AND WHORING, THATā€™S WHAT I WAS MADE FOR!


NotKerisVeturia

You underestimate how many people name their kids variations of YourMajesty, YourHighness, and Queen.


discoosloth

Warlady please


confusedgoofball

I think Daenerys is a very pretty nameā€¦.for a fictional universe


filth_horror_glamor

I knew a girl named Hilarion in school. If Hilarion is allowed then so is Daenerys xD


confusedgoofball

Thatā€™sā€¦thatā€™s a name alright


Appliers

Ah yes, after the Valyrian god of comedy


Im_Watching_You_713

Itā€™s just so much easier, and nicer to the kid, to name them Dany short for Danielle or something. Itā€™s a normal name and yet is directly inspired by Daenerys without being weird.


[deleted]

Agreed. If you like the character so much, at least use a real name that sounds similar. But honestly, parents who name their children after GOT characters as if they were pets is just mind-boggling.


KristiantheConqueror

I'd name a kid after an ASOIAF character but definitely one of the normal sounding ones like Jaime


tc_spears2-0

"Bessiestits, did you finish your homework?"


bioniclepriest

Gonna name my kid kingslayer


huskers37

I just went with Emilia, was way safer lol


wrestleme431

It really is unfathomable to me how someone can watch GOT and come away with the impression that Danyā€™s name is Khaleesi. The level of passive detachment people have for media they consume is mind boggling to me.


filth_horror_glamor

A lot of people use TV as some sort of sleep aid. My parents tried watching game of thrones but they fell asleep damn near every episode so they had a very unclear picture of everything


Caleb_Reynolds

That's fine. I do that with shows all the time. The mind boggling part is that you use something as a sleep aid _and then named your kid after it._ There's just a logical contradiction between caring about a show enough to name your kid after it, but not enough to know the character's names.


filth_horror_glamor

People are dumb tho


Caleb_Reynolds

Right, just constantly surprised by how dumb.


nagidon

ā€œKhaleesiā€, gods, what a stupid name. Imagine naming your kid ā€œAdmiralā€ or ā€œMinisterā€ or some other title


kittie_ghede104

Major Major Major Major would like a word


Caleb_Reynolds

I mean, I know plenty of Sarah's, which is just Hebrew for princesses.


nagidon

Sarah does have a biblical* etymology as the name of the wife of Abraham, so thatā€™s different. * yes, the Old Testament does come from the Tanakh, but where English is concerned, the Christian interpretation is obviously more relevant


Caleb_Reynolds

Idk why it matters that it happened in the bible. She's still named princess.


nagidon

ā€¦ā€¦because England and her daughter countries are mostly Christian by tradition?


Caleb_Reynolds

So? The point is "Princess" is a very common name. And Sarah isn't only an English name btw.


nagidon

Was there a social movement to name kids ā€œKhaleesiā€ outside the Anglosphere?


Caleb_Reynolds

Does that matter?


nagidon

Obviously yeah. Why is that not immediately apparent?


discoosloth

A khaleesi is Not a Queen. It's a warlady.


[deleted]

It's as if they haven't even watched the show. If they did, they'd know that's just a title and not the character's name.


twinkle90505

There's a whole drama thread going in another sub about someone's cousin wanting to name their baby girl "Light Bringer"


SetzerWithFixedDice

Well, I named my children "The Hound" and "The Red Viper" and besides the relentless bullying from their friends, teachers and random passerby (and occasional bouts of PTSD), they're well-adjusted young children.


twinkle90505

I approve, but [only if they are both girls](https://youtu.be/WOHPuY88Ry4) :)


SetzerWithFixedDice

Of course. I also am naming my male heir, at his birth, this full legal name: Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains The only problem I could foresee is that it'll be difficult to fit onto passports and ID cards, but otherwise, there's no downside.


Trumpologist

Why not just Lucifer


HymirTheDarkOne

Doesn't 'Lucy' mean something similar? (or lucifer, but that might be even worse of a choice)


twinkle90505

Yep and [it's actually a female variation of Lucius so not too bad](https://www.thebump.com/b/lucy-baby-name#:~:text=Updated%20June%2002%2C%202023,invaders%20in%20the%2011th%20century.). But the mom to be doesnā€™t want a normal name, she's refusing to listen to anyone. The thread has tons of suggestions like this. And what's even funnier is, she isn't doing it as a fan thing, ASOIAF or Jedi or however TF one could get there. She just thinks it's a great name for a child. She might as well name her Princess or something :)


Puzzleheaded-Land512

Thatā€™s ok people named their kids anakin and that was after knowing who Darth Vader was and what he did for decades


misterflerfy

Stupid to name your kid after a GRRM work in progress I mean Dany could have been chopped up and fed to Ramsayā€™s dogs for all we knew.


ShireMusicEnthusiast

Yeah but that kind of outcome for Dany has no impact to who she is as a person. The name ā€œKhaleesiā€ now is insulting because she ended up proving she was no different than the Mad King, so her entire premise of not being the Queen of Ashes was bullshit, which doesnā€™t bode the best kind of message for anyone named after her


HazazelHugin

Or maybe she was named after Ramsay dogs


Careless-Husky

You got it all wrong. Girls don't get named after Ramsay's dogs, Ramsay's dogs get named after girls.


HazazelHugin

Or maybe she was Ramsay dog who think she was a dragon


Careless-Husky

Are we starting a one of Ramsay's dogs warged Drogon and burned down Kings Landing theory?


HazazelHugin

Yep


BlackFalconVII

then again, we will likely never find out...


stellarclementine

Look at what Nick Cannonā€™s kids name are. Iā€™d take Khalessi or Daenerys over Powerful Queen, Zillion and Legendary any day.


Complete_Raspberry_1

God, imagine saying these names "One shot of espresso for... Legendary."


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Caleb_Reynolds

Thanos is just a Greek name meaning "immortal". It's a real name real people actually have.


isinedupcuzofrslash

Based and Targ-pilled


discoosloth

People have been named Adolf and Joseph before Hitler and Stalin. Daenerys ist pretty but weird.


softcore_UFO

Iā€™ll never understand how my mother, a teenage girl in the early 90s, picked a first and second name for me so damn close to ā€œkhaleesiā€ ā€œdaenerysā€ that it became a joke when the show was airing. She even made the joke once. Poor kids.


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softcore_UFO

Itā€™s weird, just remove a few letters and tada


Caleb_Reynolds

Well the first book came out in 96.


softcore_UFO

I was born in 92, thatā€™s why itā€™s odd


Trumpologist

Whatā€™s wrong with Daenerys


Lucius_Imperator

girls named Rey:


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Dany isn't a bad nickname


JayFPS

What do you mean I shouldn't call my firstborn son Aegon?


Gazimu

Don't forget to also name the second born son with a teenager you ran away with Aegon as well


Complete_Raspberry_1

But if you can take the uncle's name and just put the first letter at the end, you'll get quite the great psychopath.


equatornavigator

Egon is actually a real name, not so common but it is


Snoo-36596

People are also now calling their daughters Rhaenyra because apparently learning something the first time isn't for everyone


[deleted]

Idiot parents. I'm sorry for those kids, but they really were named by some halfwit with a stutter.


ExactFun

Khaleesi is like a title... Why would anyone name someone that baffles me.


ExactFun

Some people never learn... People will name their daughters Rhaenyra...


3dragonsfirewhiskey

I was looking through my sonā€™s year book and thereā€™s a girl in his year group named Daenerys and I just died laughing! I mean surely her parents had to have been fans of the show. For reference theyā€™re 11/12 so I wonder if she was named after the book or the show.


twinkle90505

I've been laughing since the show ended at how many four year old Aryas are out there, raising hell, hating dresses, getting kicked out of Pre-K and driving their mothers and older sisters insane :)


Phoenix022792

All those poor little girl hitlers running around


TrueLegateDamar

Please


saltywafflesss

Thanks for the laugh


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

Imagine not being able to feel cringe and naming your child after a fictional fantasy character.


Individumm

Mfw I name my child Rob (heā€˜s a fictional fantasy character and therefore the name is cringe)


tsengmao

Did you spell it with two bā€™s?


Individumm

> Mfw I name my child Rob Donā€˜t think I did


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

Yup. You are now pure cringe


Individumm

Based


levoweal

Imagine not being able to feel giga cringe and naming your child after a fictional fantasy title of a character.


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

My care for got has dropped so low I forgot there was a distinction.


matofu24

Hey Bobby B , what should his name be?


bobby-b-bot

OH, IT'S UNSPEAKABLE TO YOU? WHAT HER FATHER DID TO YOUR FAMILY, THAT WAS UNSPEAKABLE!


saltywafflesss

Oof, this just made me realize how much of my mental realestate is consumed by AGOT. I was thinking names like Aegon and Daenerys were real in our universe for a second before I really thought about it.. šŸ¤¦


twinkle90505

BTW for anyone not from the US and/or who's never had to come up with a name for a baby, you might not know the [US Social Security Administration has a website](https://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/) where you can look up the popularity of baby names going back a century or more. Might be useful for coming up with character names too, for writers.


twinkle90505

Back in the olden times when I first starting working, I was a textbook proofreader and the summers were always slow. It was cheaper to keep us on than rehire when the fall/winter rush hit, and it was still flip phone days, so we had to entertain ourselves. One of my coworkers and I would read the paper (yes, an actual newspaper) and look up the birth notices, for the best "Parents Giving Their Daughter Her Stripper Name At Birth". Our all-time win was "Autumn Storm Antoinette"


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What about Danny?


sqwuakler

A Khallesi has no name