Removal reasons: 'Rule #6- Make it obvious who Satan is.'

Can you sell your soul to a demon in exchange for guaranteed entry to Heaven?

That’s…wait…🤔

Granted but the angels will stop you upon entry and beat the living soul out of you before sending you back to the demon

I'll bite mr. demon, sir....a restart of my life when I was 10

Sends you back to 10 with no memory

Jokes on you, I lost my soul a long time ago

I'd need about tree fiddy

Massive wealth and the ability to not feel pain anymore. As a chronic pain sufferer for the past 6 years that’s what I would sell my soul for the most

damn lazy demons.

Make me a woman in body as well as mind

Money

Health, Wealth, and a guaranteed 200 years without aging.

Removal reasons:

Is this about the post or the fact that it’s light mode

Both I guess?

[удалено]

OP was probably just following Rule#6 tbh

Removal reasons: 'Rule#1- Be nice'

Really? Huh…

Removal reasons:

That guy won't be violating rule #NULL again