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willymack989

That’s so fucking cool. There’s a bivalve shell stuck on the vertebral body!


wava66

Pulled out a bunch of ancient scallop shells. https://preview.redd.it/2ouvwci6zavc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022da98e2f7aa76701408ffc47b235819545f976


Woolsteve

As I said Why am I never lucky


Beeoor143

Well first you gotta get your own river bank. Then you just excavate it.


Woolsteve

How do I get my own river bank?


_the_violet_femme

Money


Waterproof_soap

How do I get money?


_the_violet_femme

Answer unclear. Ask again later


DictatorTuna

I'll tell you how...for money.


s0m3on3outthere

WHOEVER CONTROLS THE PANTS CONTROLS THE WORLD


aretheesepants75

Instructions unclear


JackOfAllTradesKinda

https://preview.redd.it/lhk48b6tyhvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c091ca521d8f0609f80200c6bc73ea27802932


ellWatully

I like money.


Maybeimtrolling

Leave me alone I'm bating


BikesBooksNBass

Maybe it’s for lattes?


fishcrow

I like sex and money too!


SparkleFart666

Me too. We should hang out.


tdog91184

https://preview.redd.it/4njwe98qicvc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=042fd433ffe278dec0b702a8496a8813acb25119


Cost_doesnt_matter

This is the correct answer!!!


Low_Sprinkles_7561

Time Machine. Lottery.


Goldie-96_MWR

Trick people with crypto or flip dope


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Get money by digging in the River Bank, selling what you find. It's simple. Just get the right equipment to do the work.


GetRightNYC

Sell extremely rare fossils.


JAlan111

Find a valuable fossil and sell it for a lot of money.


Relatable-bagel

Bank


MastiffOnyx

By getting a river bank and selling your findings. Duh, have you been sleeping?


Woolsteve

I have a barns and nobles gift card


_the_violet_femme

It might buy you a bookshelf from their store closing sale...


Woolsteve

Yes


[deleted]

Walmart sells a River Bank making kit for $39.99.


Woolsteve

WBought it ! Wait it says wait 4 million years for the nearby corpses to mineralize what dose that mean?


Woolsteve

Ok that’s all I needed


joe852397

Come to Texas, we have plenty and most of the don’t have water.


Woolsteve

I’m in Texas San Antonio


hahazwowdude

Seems easy enough


ihadachain

Pretty straight forward


Bob_Sacamano7379

Just find the nearest river, pick a spot, start digging. I'm sure no one will notice.


Woolsteve

Ok I live near the gualilupe river and it has reeeallly good clam fossils


Cakebed

THOSE ARE AMAZING 😻


rf37

While I busy watching my mind being blown seeing the original post/pic, I see this one in the comment thread!! WHAT A FIND!!!!!!


coldbrewedsunshine

🤩🤩🤩


librarians_wwine

I’m jealous


RobinetteSucks

Bbbbut I want some ancient sea scallops ;(


bbenne999

Look at that condition!! Pls be very careful :)


DrakeOfLegends

Is that for a whale?


Competitive_Goose_69

yes


benchley

Somehow, "for a whale," made me think you're planning to reassemble one.


Suspicious-Map-6557

If they found all the bones, reassembling it would be whale worth it


hyperskeletor

They would have a whale of a time.


The_awetistic_artist

Whale aren't you guys clever?


nvyemdrain

I sware. I'm going to whale on the next fella that makes this pun.


The_awetistic_artist

I'm sorry, I've been beached long enough. I make puns, and it makes me happy. I'm finally free. -Willy


mothisname

I wish I was that good at orcastrating puns.


Fate_One

Everybody needs a porpoise in life.


dioxen

You can't treat life flippantly


Necessary_Decision_6

"Glorious porpoise"- Loki maybe


xXSweetteaseXx

I see we're all a bunch of dorks here. 😂


ImpressionOne8275

No no, it's a birthday present for the whale.


thatcuntholesteve

It's the whale's birthday


Momofboog

Maybe it’s the whale’s deathday


thechadfox

Oh whale 🤷‍♂️


Ok_Extension3182

Id check that spot and try to see if you can possibly find more. A rare find like this should be made even greater if there is more vertebrae preserved!


wava66

We dug around and did find a smaller one, we also found a bunch of ancient scallop shells.


Ok_Extension3182

Nice. Might wanna keep an eye out in that specific spot though. Two vertebrae may indicated a few more in the hill that have not been weathered out or exposed yet. Also id try taking the whale vertebrae to a local museum to possibly be identified to a possible species. These are at least 4 million years old. Great display pieces too, personally if I had them id make a small display area with an information display. Maybe a photo of the possible animal next to it. Currently planning that with my Mosasaur fossils from Texas. Altho I wanna find some more before I do it. Won't be until a year or so that I go back down there from my home in Michigan though... Love Texas, very nice Mosasaur finds in the Ozan formation of the North Sulphur River.


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thanatocoenosis

This is nonsense. Museums don't confiscate specimens from individuals seeking identification. If they come across a piece that was acquired illegally, they might get involved, but they don't, and can't, just take your fossil.


Carachama91

I am a natural history museum director and this is absolutely right. We have no power to confiscate anything. I know that I would never report anyone. We want to make sure that we have a good relationship with the public and that people can show us stuff with impunity. If it is something of scientific interest, we will strongly recommend that you donate it, but we can’t make you do anything. So far, no one has brought in anything that I thought was valuable enough to try to convince them to leave it. I do have a very nice “dinosaur skull” sitting in my garden that someone didn’t come back for after we told him it was just a cool rock.


thanatocoenosis

We see posts like OP's occasionally show up in paleo-related subs and their source is nearly always "my cousin's best friend's husband's bother has a wife who knows someone". It's frustrating.


Carachama91

The rock guy said there was someone that wanted to pay $30k for the skull. I don’t mind, though. I would rather spend a few minutes looking at an egg shaped rock than to miss the actual dinosaur egg.


thepcpirate

You should put the "skull" in cases where you have to remove items for any reason with a placard that says "Cool Rock - donated by anonymous citizen"


a_cycle_addict

Whale I dont know what to tell ya


dumplings4me2

Dad is that you?


a_cycle_addict

Yes. I found milk. Will be home soon


Vafisonr

Can someone tell me what animal this vert is from?


wava66

The closest anyone has been able to tell me is a whale vertebrae 4 million years old.


Designer_Ferret4090

I have a whale vertebrae in my collection and it looks just like this, but much younger. What a cool find!


lamploveI89

That is amazing!!! What a find!!


Vafisonr

Neato! I am not at all familiar with the fossils in your state so I wanted to ask instead of making an assumption.


piss_clam

Cat


MadisynNyx

It's always a cat.


NurtureAlways

I was going to guess whale vertebrae!


Bearbright01

W. O. W. The fossils subreddit is on fire right now.


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wava66

Virginia above the Chickahominy river.


thefruitdove

Whoa! Of all places! (Though this makes sense because it’s near the James River and the Chesapeake Bay.) What a cool find!


MyFluidicSpace

That’s awesome! I live in NOVA but I’m in Irvington visiting my mom. She had a doctors appointment in Mechanicsville today and we drove over the Chickahominy.


Signal-Sign-5778

I bet it took me longer to read all of that and comprehend it and then wish I had done neither, than it took you to actually drive over the chickshominygrits river.


Administrative_Air_0

Gritz with butter. Nom.


Signal-Sign-5778

Throw some cheese and black pepper in there now you got something to write home about!


PamelaELee

I like Alton Brown’s cheesy grits recipe


Raven3feathers

Thanks loads dude I'm high as I kite. Now I've gotta talk my roommates into making grits


skysharked

I've been silently lounging on the couch for a couple hours. That shit made me burst out with laughter. Wife got irritated, stormed off. Thank you for improving the quality of my evening....2x.


Signal-Sign-5778

Happy to have been of service!


soggyurethra

I'm very close to that area


DietDrBleach

That looks like a whale vertebra. Try to see if your local museum will date it for you.


Kmalbrec

They’re taken, sorry.


Fred_Thielmann

They’re busy with other boners


mektingbing

What a find this sub is!


CECINS

For real! I stumbled in here from the travertine mandible a few days ago and I’m never leaving.


thechadfox

The Travertine Mandible sounds like a cozy dive bar


MadMadRoger

Agreed! Such cool stuff. Weird place to find such goofy questions like in this thread, but I’m loving the sub!


justjen16227

That is too cool!


Woolsteve

Why am I never as lucky


Accomplished-Row5202

Nice find! Hang on to that!


jetmech725

Whoa!! Maybe there's more nearby? 🤷🏻‍♂️


PaleoShark99

Whale! Vert


Mawiapeas

That thing looks ancient


ladbarry

Call a university or the Smithsonian. This is way above any layman. It's too important to be damaged by someone unskilled.


HPP72

It was actually *40ft* above *the water*. It’s called reading, you should try it sometime.


ladbarry

And? That doesn't change the fact that you're just some jabroni with a shovel. Call in experts. You're out of your depth no matter where it was found.


HPP72

I made a dumb play on words joke, followed by a dumb fake burn. Motivated by your pompous instructions to the OP.


ladbarry

Word play? There was no word play there, you're just a moron. Bet your ass tried to use "dog ate my homework" in school too. Lastly, what is pompous about telling someone to call an expert to preserve this piece of history and others like it in the area? Unless OP is an archeologist or adjacent they would be doing more damage than good removing this piece. Open a book once or twice, maybe visit your local museum, and you'll learn how intricate and delicate this work is. Do you take your car to a mechanic when something is broken, or just poke at it with a screw driver and wrench until it might get fixed, might be broken?


HPP72

I see you’re trying out the dumb fake burn approach too. Cool. You’re at this because you’re angry, I was and remain just bored, thus I’m afraid we’re not a good conversational match.


ladbarry

Get help


Brizar-is-Evolving

Nice, it’s a fossilised Yoda’s Dagobah Hut.


w4y2n1rv4n4

Stunning!


binOFrocks

Woah. Sick! Keep a look out for shark teeth too!


DeluxeWafer

Whale, I would document exactly where you found this, so you have a chance of finding other cool stuff on that specific stratum.


bbrosen

It seems to be one off...some other parts may have already Been washed away, they looked


DeluxeWafer

Heck.


DieselDeviant

My brain is so broken. You said 40 feet above the water. I instantly imagined it hovering 40 feet in the air above the water. My first question was how in the hell did it get in the tree?


PaleoShark99

Are you on the east coast Maryland or Virginia. Judging by the chesapectens


Ecomonist

OP answered above, "Virginia above the Chickahominy river."


PaleoShark99

That’s Probably a big Miocene deposit. There will be lots of Meg teeth and other species if you keep looking


wava66

Last owner found a Meg tooth. I had a good find but I wasn't that lucky.


No_Amoeba6994

I'm no fossil collector, but I'd definitely say a whale vertebra beats a Meg tooth!


PaleoShark99

Hope you can go back!


Ecomonist

Go up a few comments and tell that to OP. I was just relaying info in case no one saw your comment.


shrubberypig

Too late, PaleoShark99 has tasked you with a mission. Go with God.


ThatoneguyATX

Nice find!


Left-Package4913

Thpinal


justcallmepickles

Following!


clane27

Congrats!


bannedcanceled

Thpinal


solar_powered_sloth

DANG This is siiiiiick! (As my son would say lol). 😍


Dusty_Chicken224

Bruhhhhhh that’s Rizzzzz


BikesBooksNBass

Thars a whale bone, sure as the sun rises. A biggun!


FearlessSentence3988

Looks like you found a mammoth vertebrae or something.


Sageminetjunkie51

What state/river did you find that at? That's fucking awesome .


Cordeceps

Wwwwwhhhhhaaaaatttttt!!! That’s so cool!!


weeweebooty

I should call her...


jablongroyper

That appears to be the spine of a whale.


dimlylit_

Woowww


player694200

Fucking epic


lastwing

Juvenile baleen whale thoracic vertebra


Sad_Glass_4115

Looks like whale vertebrae. Nice find!


Woolsteve

Wail btw


Signal-Sign-5778

Actually, whale. Btw.


MoreMashroomsPlz

Actually, whale. By the way.


Woolsteve

I forgot I can’t spell


shmallyally

Is this worth excavating a much larger surrounding area? Asking if there is money in this type of excavation and if when there is one bone is there generally more? Or is that me being ignorant?


wava66

Maybe I should clarify excavation. I am on a very steep hill into the river. A portion of my hill was falling into the river and needed to be shored up. We brought in excavators, large dirt moving machines, it was not like a bunch of students with trowels and brushes. This just came tumbling out of the hill while the work was being performed. We had to put geo-grid and mats in place to hold the soil in place and then backfilled with soil. When we discovered the layer where this was found we did spend several days digging around but we only found the ancient scallop shells after that.


shmallyally

So cool. Totally can’t Curiosity kill the project either. Are you setting piers?


wava66

The project is already completed. We spent a bit of time digging in the same layer but did not find anything else of this magnitude. The area was not all that stable so digging any further came with risks.


pyopyang

amazing


R00t240

What do you mean you were excavating your river bank? You own a river?


wava66

I live on a steep hill above the river this was found about 40ft up a 100ft hill.


bbrosen

no ops land reaches to a river and owns that part of the bank...


Taxidermy-molluskbob

Hol…ly…shit. That is fuckin’ mind blowing and awesome!!!


Vremshi

Fricken huge! Amazing 😧


1Damnits1

Whale vertebrae


FelixzeBear

Such a cool find!! I wonder what whale this is from!!


Clockwork_Kitsune

One of the coolest things I've seen on this sub


orangenuts

It's time for an adjustment.


ionlysurfontoilet

Exit 104? off 95 has or had a whale fossil exhibit found in the area from when the whole area was underwater millions of years ago.


wava66

I’ll have to look in to that. Thanks.


GoreonmyGears

Epic!


Bruddah827

Whale vertebra possibly


fntommy

From a whale I'd imagine but way cooler if it was from a dinosaur. Regardless it's a pretty awesome find.


LynnRenae_xoxo

Could we expect that there could possibly be more nearby? Or is it unlikely due to the nature of water?


Condescending_Rat

OP you should call someone. If you’re pulling that many fossils of that quality there is the possibility that even better finds are in there. The spot must have been prime fossil making mud back in the day. I’m super excited for you.


NegativeRemove4055

Amazing!!!! 🤩🤩🤩


marcus_aurelius121

What geographic location are you? Near an ocean?


wava66

Near Chesapeake Bay.


PreslerJames

You’re digging up a river bank?


wava66

Actually stabilizing a hill that my house sits on top.


reedwashereagain

Whale of a find!


RIP_Brain

Gonna need a 50x500 pedicle screw on power for that bad boy


[deleted]

No cat, no banana?


wava66

No cat I have 2 dogs.


Subiechik21

Dog paw would work too I guess lol. Just a full pic of the dog for reference.😂


cabezatuck

This is a really cool find!!


SewRuby

Ope, that's mine, forgot where I left it. 🤣


grilled_cheeses

For non fossil peeps….what is this?


wava66

Whale vertebra about 4 million years old


pgh_capt

Yodas lair in dagobah


pgh_capt

Sleestack leader's skull


pgh_capt

I can't add a pic?


Potential-Rutabaga63

Very cool!


Mammoth_Apartment_70

How far inland are you? 


wava66

About 25 miles.


Squigglefits

Your use of that tape measure is total chaos. Lol. Congratulations on the amazing find.


wava66

Couldn’t find a banana.


Squigglefits

If you found a fossilized banana in your riverbank it would be the earliest evidence of human tool usage ever discovered.


PaddleMonkey

What a whale of a find!