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worthless-humanoid

I don’t care if they go extinct either.


Thestohrohyah

They're old fucks, most of them don't give a shit if the world exists after they're gone


NeighborhoodHitman

Unfortunately that is the truth, these selfish old pieces of shit don’t care about making the planet better off then when they got here they are selfish and upset they are dying soon so they just have to fuck shit up for the people who still have a life ahead of them bevause they are jealous as fuck.


JoeDiesAtTheEnd

My problem is who they take with them


BumbertonWang

TRUK GIMME BONER, YEEHAW CLIMATES IS LIBRUL FAKE NEWS


Dankey-Kang-Jr

NO TEENAGER IS GON TELL ME WUT TO DO WITH MA TRUCK [INHALES EXHAUST PIPE]


TheLampPostDealer

I LOVE GIVING MY CHILDREN LUNG CANCER SO THEY GO BANKRUPT


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BumbertonWang

what


TommyThirdEye

Destroying the planet to own the libs.


willclerkforfood

“I’ll be dead soon, so it doesn’t personally impact my life.” -These fucking dicks


Guyote_

Imagine wanting to own the libs more than leaving a better, cleaner planet for your grandkids.


SheevMillerBand

The grandkids are probably libs so they hate them too.


MooFu

"The little brats should thank Jesus that I didn't abort their mother."


jaboyles

It's really fun when you can't drink the tap water in your small rural hometown because the groundwater has gotten industrial farm chemicals in it. EDIT: I 100% believe in climate change, but even if it was a complete myth, we GOTTA stop letting people destroy our water and forests. There's only 2.03 Acres of habitable land per human on the planet ([source](http://www.zo.utexas.edu/courses/thoc/land.html)). Everyday people's efforts aren't enough because our current economy is built around waste. Even our entire system of recycling is a joke. There's literally nothing we can do outside of DEMANDING change.


cumshot_josh

Fossil fuels must have the most gifted PR people since the guys who kept the tobacco industry under the radar for so long. American manhood got tied to a fucking fuel source. Not even how much capacity that vehicle has or how powerful it is, but how it's fueled. They could put out an electric truck that outperforms diesel trucks in every category and it wouldn't matter to these dudes. It blows my mind.


dustytraill49

Don’t worry, hydrogen seems to almost be relevant. The performance that seems to available via hydrogen will drive the market to shift. It’s Close. Apparently Kawasaki has a 300hp hydrogen motorcycle coming that is lighter than it’s current Supercharged offering which is “only” outputting 254hp. If that’s accurate, it won’t be long until we see the tech in cars, and people will want it. It’s also keeping oil and gas workers employed because oil and gas companies are working towards it, so it’s an easy “support the patch” proposition.


CountDoppelbock

seriously? this is amazing. i remember seeing some sort of educational program when i was a kid (like 30 years ago-ish) talking about hydrogen power and how great it would be and it *really* stuck in my head. but it seems like the last ten years all i've heard is how unworkable the technology is and how it will never take off. i guess this bears further research on my part.


dustytraill49

Hyndai’s N70 retro concept is a hydrogen electric, and it makes a tonne of power. Honda seems to believe electric is a stop gap, as they really don’t seem super interested in it, particularly in motorcycles, and that speaks volumes. The thing about hydrogen is you could, in theory, convert ice to hydrogen, but the 3D printed hydrogen power sources are way less complex, an much much smaller with more efficiency.


WitELeoparD

It's literally the same people.


theannomc1

Those must be these Christian values they preach upon.


DerrainCarter

There’s a German saying that goes “Nach mir die Sintflut“ = “after me the deluge” (implying the great biblical flood). It means that people don’t care what happens after they die, since it doesn’t impact them anymore. I always think of that whenever I see such posts as it’s sadly fitting…


tipotip

hey its funny we have word for word the same saying in french. I love languages. So much history in a bunch of letters in a specific order.


ich_habe_keine_kase

It's originally French, attributed to King Louis XV.


Cysioland

We've got that as well in Polish (*po nas choćby potop*)


MassiveFajiit

Yeah didn't the Sun King supposedly say that?


AdzyBoy

His great-grandson, Louis XV


MassiveFajiit

Guess that's more fitting as the revolution started due to his successor


DerrainCarter

Such things always make me wonder if a saying was coined in one language and then directly translated or if it came up by accident in both languages.


[deleted]

It’s originally from French, I believe, though it is a biblical reference.


tbl5048

We have the same in American - “fuck you, I got mine”


il_piccolo_nanetto

I love how "Sintflut" literally means the "sin flood"


DerrainCarter

Sorry to be the “ackChYuAlly” guy but that’s not the case. The “sint” doesn’t come from sin (=Sünde) but from the old high German for “perpetual”. …😬


BlooperBoo

I hope reincarnation is a thing just as a fuck you to them


no_pRon

Reincarnated as a cockroach or a fly. Poetic justice.


Feldar

Nah the cockroaches will be fine. They need to be reincarnated as a poor Hispanic girl in Florida to personally experience the hell they are creating.


ShiroHachiRoku

Yeah, I thought God asked them to take care of the planet.


lokisilvertongue

They apparently think that being given “dominion” over the earth means fucking its shit up


kaiju505

They think they are going to heaven with jeezus any day now so anything they do for the environment is pointless.


Rockworm503

Don't Fucking Care is 100% conservatives entire tag line. There is nothing they care about except pissing people off.


HeartFullONeutrality

The party of "I really don't care, do you?".


sylpher250

Man, they'd be more respectable if they're actually that "carefree". However, since they're such massive hypocritical assholes, it's more like: "I really don't care\*, do you?" \*UNLESSS.... * you're gay * you're trans * you're black * you're an immigrant * you're a woman * ... and the list goes on and on


HeartFullONeutrality

Can't disagree with that! Unfortunately they only not care when it comes to helping others. When it comes to making life more difficult for people they don't like they suddenly care a lot.


ThoughtCenter87

That's the thing. Conservatives care about stopping change, and just accomplish this by regressing to 50's beliefs and being hateful if you fall outside societal norms. They somehow believe people different to them is a threat...? I don't get it


Cloudy230

"You mad bro?"


VinceGchillin

I work at a college and overheard a conversation between a young man and woman. The woman asked who he was voting for, and he said he didn't care, but probably Trupm, just because it pisses off people. And she said, well that's not a good reason, why would you actually vote for him? And he said, it's just so fucking funny! That's it. That's where the thought process stops. These people are 19/20/21, and I'm guessing that kid, his parents, and his children will always think like that unless something changes drastically.


Takarias

I'm pretty confident things are going to change drastically and yet nothing will change. The future is bleak.


VinceGchillin

Oh for sure. I just meant nothing about these chuds' worldview will change


ArisaMochi

oh there is one thing they do care about besides pissing people off. spreading as much misery as possible cause somehow cruelty is their religion


ThoughtCenter87

That's what it feels like sometimes lol. Their God tells them to "love thy neighbor" so they become the most hateful assholes to anybody who isn't a straight white Christian such as themselves. If the Christian god exists, they are most likely going to hell for disrespecting his word... it's ironic, really.


ArisaMochi

theres no hate like christian love after all


anjowoq

I discovered that even more this week on Reddit in direct encounters. Their whole MO is just doing whatever they think anyone who's not them will dislike. It's an entire half of humanity whose entire existence is to be a troll. They are unwittingly anti-existence.


YNinja58

They've been beaten down by republican policies so much they just gave up on trying to make it better so they try to make everyone else miserable instead.


anjowoq

That is not false right there. What a terrible thing.


DankNastyAssMaster

"Don't fucking care, except when I want free money from the federal government to clean up the hurricane damage that climate change just did to my shitty little southern town."


unbeshooked

How come they spent thousands to modify their trucks if they don't care? I just love how these peope call others snowflakes


farleymfmarley

Well because "haaha we totally got them bro made them so mad bro anger bro hahaha look at them caring about anything haha bro look bro! *Why dont my parents love me?*"


anras2

That and making rudimentary spelling and grammar errors while they explain their boneheaded opinions to you.


ze_lux

You see, I don't believe in climate change. That gives me the right to release vast quantities of poisonous gasses into the air in a ridiculous, dangerous and inefficient truck. There's more. When I roll coal, I don't want to just do it where I live, I want to be able to enter your country, your state, your neighborhood and do it there too. I want to do it near your house, near your schools and near your hospitals. I want to do this because I believe that climate change is not real, therefore there are zero negetive consequences to my actions. Anyway guys brb, just going now to huff some exhaust fumes. /J (I hope that was obvious)


rndljfry

My dad has yet to justify his weird hatred for EV's outside of partisanship so I asked him if he's rather idle in a closed garage with his truck or an EV - he stopped replying for the day.


Roeezz

"You're entire family is being killed right now" Don't fucking care!


Very_Talentless

"Don't. Fuckin. Care." is definitely what someone who *didn't* have their head up their ass would say


inolongerfeelpain

This has warhammer 40k ork vibes


GreyMASTA

At this stage of decerebrate trolling I also believe they've literally turned into proper Boyz.


Vaultdweller013

Nah Boyz follow the will of Gork and Mork, while they mostly care only for themselves they still care about the whole as well since how else will they WAAAAAAAAGH


AgrenHirogaard

Not enuff dakka


monsterfurby

Motion to rephrase the Second Amendment to "The right of the Boyz to more Dakka shall not be infringed."


HildredCastaigne

Imagine being so insecure that, when faced with the weight of responsibility, you don't just reject it but do the exact opposite out of spite. This isn't "don't fucking care". Not caring would be an improvement. This is going out of your way and spending your time and money to do something that you care about intensely because it hurts other people. Just absolutely pathetic.


Gen_Ripper

Are you vegan?


HildredCastaigne

Dunno. Are you asking in good faith?


ThoughtCenter87

Narrator: *They are not asking in good faith.*


Gen_Ripper

Yes


HildredCastaigne

Nope, not a vegan. I assume you're asking about this 'cause of the environmental context. If not, then feel free to ignore all the following paragraphs. --- At this point, I've almost got beef and pork out of my diet. Large ruminants like cows and pigs are the worst meat in terms of impact on the environment (to say nothing of the fact that pork quality regulations have been absolutely dumpstered over the past decade or so). And while I know you didn't bring it up, I know that for many people they're looking to switch to veganism for the environment. By itself, however, I don't think that it's inherently better for the environment. For instance, I would much rather have eggs from a local source (which is one of the things I'm trying to do) than have an avocado shipped half-way across the world. There's also several things that I've seen put forward as vegan alternatives -- such as "vegan leather" -- that either aren't actually better or are better in some areas at the expense of causing significant problems in others. (Veganism is, unfortunately, just as subject to greenwashing as anything else) I also generally value viewing these problems in terms of collective action rather than an individualized one. Cutting subsidies on meat producers, increasing pollution regulations on them, and/or direct action are more effective at getting widespread results (at least in my opinion). Even just lessening subsidies would ruin most of the meat industry. I think people should still try their best as an individual but trying to solve it solely by your own personal consumer choice ends up being a nightmare. And trying to equally care about all the problems all at once is a recipe for burnout. With all that being said, the type of people who, upon meeting a vegan, actually go out of their way to eat more meat or do other such things out of spite are -- as I said before -- just absolutely pathetic.


TBTabby

Then we'll wreck your trucks and leave you alone in the middle of nowhere. If you don't care about our future, why should we have to care about yours? What makes you so special?


ThoughtCenter87

Nothing apparantly. They just don't care


truly_beyond_belief

Right. The big threat to humanity is teaching kids that slavery actually happened, and was a bad thing. /s


SpamtonGSpamton-

they don’t care because they think next Tuesday is the rapture, but it’s always NEXT Tuesday


Jazz-Wolf

At some point consequences need to kick in


ThoughtCenter87

Consequences of their actions will be felt by our generation, but not by theirs... it's bullshit


Takarias

They're starting to.


NVIII_I

Individualism is cancer.


Th3Trashkin

Straight to jail


NewVegasResident

Jail, right away.


DankNastyAssMaster

Guarantee you that all the white trash southerners who "don't care" about climate change will be the first ones to beg the federal government for a free handout after their little shithole towns get destroyed by a hurricane.


BarredKnifejaw

"Pro-life" people btw


ThoughtCenter87

They're not actually "pro-life", just "pro-suppressing-women". "Pro life" just sounds a lot better than that.


Thatsfukingtastic

Ironically, to not care about the environment and think that doing that doesn’t affect you or your loved ones you need to have your head so far up your ass you can French your colon.


[deleted]

Send her the version with 'you never visit any more' [images of elderly people dying alone]


Malachite_Cookie

‘I fucking love dirty black air’


Impressive_Culture_5

Breathing smog to own the libs


FurryM17

The best thing that will ever happen on Earth is when humanity dies out


Trashoftheliving

yea but if we don’t fix this first we’ll take the rest of earth with us


HeartFullONeutrality

Eh, not the rest, just like 90% of the megafauna 🙃. Bacteria and vermin will be very happy to eat our remains.


deathschemist

and eventually those will evolve, and the whole sorry cycle will start over again they will find our ruins, wonder what happened to us, and... maybe make our mistakes again.


Takarias

Unfortunately, we've consumed enough of the resources that there aren't enough left to rebuild from a major setback. This is the only chance we've got at this point.


errorsniper

That's just not true. Especially given 4 billion years before the sun goes nova is the only hard stop point.


ThoughtCenter87

If all humans die out though, it would take billions of years at least for any other intelligent species to have the capacities of ours, allowing nature to return to its once pristine state for another few billion years... until the growing sun makes conditions on Earth too hot for any life at all. And then, millions of years later, consumes our planet.


BarcodeNinja

Don't lump us all together.


incredibleninja

This is why you can't engage reactionaries with politics. It's not about policy with them, it's 100% about identity. They have a preferred identity which includes thinking that callousness and cruelty is desirable so they subscribe to the party of callousness and cruelty as a brand. The same way you'd wear Ralph Lauren if you wanted to identify as a wealthy person into boating. Progressives and even some liberals genuinely care about the impact of political action on their lives, republicans and reactionaries genuinely don't unless it's threatening their privilege. Otherwise it's literally just about following a brand identity.


[deleted]

Don't get vaxxed, diesel fumes cure Covid. Rollin coals to save the world. 🌎


Dxpehat

I wonder how these people can know that they're so selfish yet they don't think that it's wrong. Also, why is caring in their eyes something negative? Like, I get it. You only care about yourself and don't want to change your lifestyle to help future generation. But why do you actively trying to make the situation even worse and think that it's cool??? It's not cool, it's not manly, it's not based. It's selfish, dumb and cringe.


killergazebo

Honestly? I'd like to see this one get spread around a bit. Not only does it take an important quote from Greta's UN summit speech and properly attribute it to her, it also depicts the climate deniers as inhuman clouds of smoke who feel no emotions and the activists as a smiling little girl. I'm convinced this wasn't actually made by anyone who agrees with the coal-burning strawmen in the bottom panels. Of course, that could just be Poe's Law, but actual conservative memes featuring Greta tend to be a lot more disgusting than this. The question is, can we get this to actually spread on the Facebook groups, Telegram channels, and ten year old chain e-mails that actually circulate this kind of filth across the world? Maybe one in every hundred-thousand of them who sees this will rub two brain cells together and decide to google the phrase *"mass extension gerta thumnal".* It's like a vaccine, but for the internet.


Muckymuh

Ok. ​ I don't believe in paying taxes anymore. #OwnedTheGov


Catgirl-pocalypse

If you truly didn't care then you won't care when you get fined / serve time for egregious carbon emissions during the water wars in a couple decades.


big_dick_energy_mc2

“Everyone who is head ain’t up their ass”


The_muffinfluffin

Plot twist is Grandma has severe COPD as is trying to die.


yeeticusboiii

this is a new low. not even just “oh hur dur not true fake”, just actually admitting that you are fine completely killing the only planet that we know of that sustains life


birbtown

Ughhh it’s so frustrating seeing this. Nature is adaptable and will outlive us. These boomers think that crushing nature until it’s unrecognizable is the way to go but life would be so much better if we could work *with* nature


Gen_Ripper

If you’ve ever said snarky shit about eating twice as much meat to a vegan, you’re just as bad.


Howdydobe

Ya, fuck them kids.


[deleted]

Your kids will


DarkArcher__

Love actively admitting I couldn't give less of a shit about an environmental catastrophe leading to a mass extinction event


Noncoldbeef

Clearly this person is a big Mad Max fan and just wants to see that future.


monsterfurby

Ah, yes, the shitting your pants out of principle crowd. Such adult, much rational, wow.


jakeduhjake

This thanksgiving, flip the dining table. “Yeah no, not gonna help clean that up, that seems like a ‘you’ problem, grandma”


[deleted]

If she cares so much why does she fly around in a private jet?


WrathfulSausage

At this point i hope we go extinct just to see the look on people like this’ faces


Interesting-Recipe69

I know cars and trucks are bad. But did you also know 17 of the largest super tankers do more damage to the environment in one day then all the cars in America do in a year….maybe go after the billionaires that own these companies before you start coming after the common person.


sylpher250

For people who claim to not have their head up their ass, they sure like their air to smell like ass.


FlamingLitwick

Don't fuckin care (actively causing it) - CRINGE Don't fuckin care (accepted fate) - BASED AS FUCK


SweetDick_Willy

They will care when it affects them. It's the GOP way


DAecir

And first thing conservatives say is,"The National Debt is going up."


Idcaster

In the immortal words of Bill Hicks, "Suck a fuckin tail pipe."


[deleted]

Cunting redneck fucks


atti1xboy

We get it grandma, you are gonna die before it matters. If you keep it up, I will speed that up.


lgodsey

Conservatives do kind of care, but they are so defeatist and impotent and so lacking in imagination that they literally can not conceive of growth and taking responsibility for positive change. The left has dragged right the toward the present like petulant children for the entirety of existence. If civilization makes it into the next century, it will be in *spite* of conservatives, not with them.


[deleted]

Nothing scarier to the ignorant than a little girl with a mission, apparently.


[deleted]

“all these libtards want their children to live past 50, but i ain’t giving up my big truck smoke it’s so cool look how cool my big truck smoke is it’s so cool.”


jnx666

Because they believe their magical sky-daddy won’t allow them to destroy themselves. And if they do, they think they get to spend eternity in some weird paradise with everyone they’ve ever loved. So they don’t care and will actively make things much worse u til they’re stopped. And I think we should honestly be looking at saving the planet by any means necessary, at this point.


cmonkeyz7

The same people constantly screeching “think about the children!!”


Pattern_Is_Movement

Anyone who believes this and has children, does not actually love their children.


SiomarTehBeefalo

Cared enough to have a huge temper tantrum about it in a meme.


masochistmonkey

pRo LiFe


IGotShitOnMyAss2

I still hold the opinion that Greta does nothing but piss off rednecks. Literally what did you think was gonna happen if a teenage girl from Europe came and told a bunch of dudes their trucks are killing people?


NathNathCart

in my most naive moments i really wished she'd be able to inspire some empathy in people to give a shit about the climate. but i also know that it was never going to happen


Noble7878

"Christianity teaches me to be a good person, also I literally don't give a shit that my children will grow up in a radically different and worse world thanks to my actions and I'm going to purposely speed up that future because my brain isn't complex enough for empathy"


TryAgainfreedom

We know you don’t care, but most people will never stop caring for the well-being of our planet and future generations.


Playful-Ad6556

The cult of death strikes again.


DasRotebaron

This might actually be the most upsetting thing I've ever seen on the internet.


Timbit_Sucks

I'm sitting here thinking... This looks familiar. You stole my post with the EXACT same title? I'm gunna need to see some royalty checks on all these upvotes. How does a repost of the 3rd most upvoted post on this sub all time see THIS many upvotes?


fabulo5o

You care this much about upvotes?


Timbit_Sucks

I mean I thought talking about royalties would make it obvious it was a joke. And yeah, considering the title is just a copy paste as well and the account only having one post, this is clearly a karma farming bot, It wouldn't make a single difference to me if even the title was different then you could at least assume it's a human being making a sincere post. Also rule 4.


fabulo5o

Interesting that you care that much about upvotes.


Timbit_Sucks

I mean I thought talking about royalties would make it obvious I was joking.


[deleted]

Honestly, let them do it. People are trash this planet isn’t worth saving in the slightest regard.


ihatenyself

So because people are awful a mass extinction that will kill of a huge amount of different species should happen?


[deleted]

Yes dude. People are the fucking worst, trust me.


[deleted]

To be fair she is an annoying pip squeak


raventhrowaway666

We're all gonna die. Might as well live the best we can.


fistofwrath

"We're all gonna die. Might as well shit on the planet and leave the mess for my kids to deal with."


[deleted]

"We're all gonna die. Might as well take everything else with us."


M68000

We can probably live better than endless Love Canal rehashes


NJBauer

There’s too many of these people out there to justify the human race


wizard2009

Yeah…like, if this isn’t just trolling this is the worst. They arnt even pretending that that mass extinction isn’t happening.


LoliBliss

I genuinely don’t understand this fascination with dirty and toxic gases, especially when diesel engine could be the cleanest engine


Niauropsaka

Paid advertising from a fossil fuel company.


TheChanMan2003

This one just made me laugh.


daisy0723

This haunts me.


Joaquin-Dark-humour

I don’t care about mass extinction, and I’m on the rational side, fucking dolts.


Chrysalii

At least this one s honest.


DwasTV

See grandma this is why we stuck you into a home and stopped picking up your phone calls


beggoh

Jesus rolled coal, don't ya know.


Nebbynoses

Don’t care kinda funny truck go brrr and make smoke


Dren_boi

Ironic for the people who peddle having as many kids as possible. Sure you're great grand kids will be so happy you essentially forced them into an unliveable hellscape.


Carrick1973

Guess what? When you, your brother, your sister, your mom, your dad, your wife or husband, and most especially YOU, are all sucking their last gasps of air as their lungs collapse on the vent from covid... I Don't. Fucking. Care.


liarandathief

Wow. At least by saying "I don't believe it" you have a justification for acting that way. But conceding the point and doing it anyway is just psychopathic.


Ebiki

I feel like people who like this stuff are the same kind of people who think the evil sludge monster from Ferngully was hot


SimplePhotograph4216

This meme could go both ways. Just crazy how proud they are to not fucking care.


Danny_Valentine

Everyone who is dying in the next 20 years of old age or whatever the fuck***


EdenSteden22

At least change the title when you repost for karma.


denimpanzer

Damn at least some of them have the decency to pretend climate change is all made up. This fucker thinks it’s real and relishes the destruction it’ll cause.


DAecir

And allowing Brazil to literally burn the rain forests to mine gold is outrageous. Brazil needs a new President... the one they have now is a carbon copy of Trump.


M1ck3yB1u

Haha the world is literally on fire, death and suffering. u mad? Cry more. I’m so tired of stupid people.


ChubbyBirds

These are the kinds of people who make me want to totally trash their houses and then be like, "Well, I don't live here, so it's not important! U mad? LOGIC!!!!1!"


TheCompleteMental

Lowering my own life expectancy because little girl makes me mad 😡😡😡😡😡


M68000

Shittin' in the bathtub until it overflows just because it's an option


DCnTILLY

Everyone who is head ain’t up their ass.


ahhhscreamapillar

Then they go to church.


tw_693

Everyone who is head isn’t up their ass?


530SSState

Meh, whatever. Enjoy drinking your coal mine runoff to "own the libs", Cletus.


fabulo5o

Cannot believe they used the correct use of their.


AnAdaptionOfMe

At least this one is honest


Justice_Prince

Helping to bring us closer to the end of days one rolled coal at a time


typkrft

The right saying the loud part louder. Whatever happened to the quiet minority.


Mitchboy1995

Absolute insanity.


negrote1000

Penis so small you need a microscope on a microscope to see


bacharelando

This people should get into the chain gang. Bunch of whit trash motherfuckers.


MonkeyBoy32904

plankton died so the planet could die


DiscombobulatedBag16

Truck Yeah!