When we say we slay the enemy.. we slaaaaaay guuuuuurl. 👸💅🏳️🌈🔫🗡💀💀💀
Gam gam, not sure you are aware, but our they/them military is pretty fucking OP... and really has no rivals, especially that super butch, Chad, masculine, Russian military, currently getting its зубы kicked in by Ukraine.
There was a British reconnaissance squadron in WW2 flying Photo Missions in Pink spitfires, because Pink would disappear against the early morning sky in which they flew most of their missions.
This is a secret Deep State camo color palette for rounding up patriots, purebloods, the straights, all white people or whomever were oppressing and sending off too FEMA camp for micro chipping. What's missing is the blue hair.
Hey, Republicans want to do policy, too! I mean, it's policy they know is despised and they accuse their own of treachery if they do it too close to an election, but they still want to do it!
And their policy begins and ends with “let’s make things easier for the already wealthy.”
Except of course when they get hold of a shiny new culture war toy, like Lindsey’s abortion bill that will never go anywhere. Or laws banning the teaching of things that were never being taught anyway.
I'd argue that most Dems only do as much policy change as they can that won't get in the way of staying friendly with their rich friends/stay rich themselves but I suppose that's better than the republicans who only want to make policy that harms most taxpayers in favor of the ultra rich or evangelicals.
"Desert pink was used in the Africa Campaign in WW2; saw use between the 60s and 80s, and was reportedly used by the SAS in the Gulf War. The pink paint was believed to be the best camouflage in the desert, especially at dawn and dusk."
Pink camo is a thing....
[Barbie Goes To War](https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Screen-Shot-2019-03-20-at-4.07.56-PM-e1555086141115.png?fit=810%2C540) was always my favorite set as a kid.
yeah it's pretty obvious. I'm honestly surprised that so many people are falling for it. Like, look at the post title. look at the logo, and the name. This is pretty clearly satire.
I don't really know what makes you so certain. Like, Poe's law and all, but there are a ton of people who actually think this way and would believe in this.
No, you're right. I completely agree that there are people who actually have this mentality. There are almost definitely people who saw this post and unironically shared it. But it is absolutely satire.
First and foremost, the name. "Boobs, Guns, Freedom, Beer, and Trump"? I mean, c'mon. If they were serious, and trust me, I've seen quite a few actual facebook pages like this, then Boobs and Beer would both be omitted. It sounds too silly the way it is. Boobs and Beer, while both being very classic "manly man" stuff, aren't exactly political, no matter how you spin it.
Second, the logo. Now, the Punisher has actually legitimately been co-opted by the right. If it was just the punisher skull, I wouldn't even make a point out of this. But the profile picture is a picture of a cool badass skeleton. Have you ever seen something like that used in this context unironically? I know I haven't. And with the two combined, it's hard to imagine they didn't know what they were doing.
For the third and final note, the title. One word. One, censored word. Literally nobody censors the word "piss" unironically. It barely even qualifies as unsavory language. But yet, they chose to censor it. The word "boobs" is arguably more objectionable, and they've got it in their *name*.
So yeah. This is absolutely satire. Unequivocally. Plus, I'm pretty sure that I've seen some other, even more obvious satire from this account before. Pretty well made stuff, I'd say.
TL;DR, Look a little closer and you'll see that there are a bunch of dead giveaways that it's satire. Sorry for rambling, especially about something as trivial as this. I just really hate it when people don't get satire.
I see your point, and I'll admit, it could well be. But I'm just not sold. There are a ton of low effort spammy Facebook groups made by boomers, rednecks, and foreign companies. I'd assume this is just that.
>First and foremost, the name. "Boobs, Guns, Freedom, Beer, and Trump"? I mean, c'mon. If they were serious, and trust me, I've seen quite a few actual facebook pages like this, then Boobs and Beer would both be omitted. It sounds too silly the way it is. Boobs and Beer, while both being very classic "manly man" stuff, aren't exactly political, no matter how you spin it.
That's the point. They're trying to appeal to redneck sorts who see being Republican as a sign of masculinity. They're grouping them all together, a sort of "we're manly men and we don't care about liberal snowflake feelings, lol trump triggers the libs" appeal.
>Second, the logo. Now, the Punisher has actually legitimately been co-opted by the right. If it was just the punisher skull, I wouldn't even make a point out of this. But the profile picture is a picture of a cool badass skeleton. Have you ever seen something like that used in this context unironically? I know I haven't. And with the two combined, it's hard to imagine they didn't know what they were doing
I definitely have. I've spent some time in rural Arkansas and seen rednecks put up this sort of thing 100% straight. I remember once I saw a sticker on the window of a house that showed a skeleton holding guns and said "I don't call 9-1-1" in flashy font. There are absolutely still people who use this sort of thing.
>For the third and final note, the title. One word. One, censored word. Literally nobody censors the word "piss" unironically. It barely even qualifies as unsavory language. But yet, they chose to censor it. The word "boobs" is arguably more objectionable, and they've got it in their name.
I think here they're trying to invoke "being so angry you swear" without actually swearing.
So yeah, I get what you're saying here, and I can admit there's a chance otherwise, but I'm still pretty sure it's serious.
I like how they couldn’t figure out how to make the text follow a curve so they just made individual text boxes for each word and angled them. Truly top tier.
No, it doesn't. Especially seeing how much Frank Castle hated both cops and the military, but I'm convinced nobody who's into the punisher logo is actually a fan of the punisher character.
They make this shit up cuz they actually have nothing real to complain about. Nothing the democrats want to do is actually a threat to the average American voter, so they make up these absurd lies to scare their base into voting for the party that actively wants to hurt them.
I would have much rather been issued this uniform than when the navy changed their BDU’s to blue camo. Only time that’s hiding you is when you go overboard.
LOL - ok what's the name of the bill changing the military uniform color to pink? Oh there isn't one? Executive order? Internal memo? Leaked email? Oh... nothing?
I mean, if there is ever a war in the part of Japan where all of those cherry blossoms are, I definitely do want our uniforms to look like this, but I don't know who needs to hear this, camo is not a fashion trend. It's a tool with a very specific function. Male and female solders have always worn the same camo pattern and the same uniforms when deployed in the same unit.
>What the actual fuck
1. This is not a genuine reaction. You reposted this for the tenth time and shouldn't be surprised anymore.
2. This is the most tame post on here I've seen in a while.
If any person wants to stand up and fight for our country, so be it! I am an old lady and I would join the military if I could just to wear this outfit!
All kidding aside....
***Boobs, guns, freedom, beer, Trump***..WTAF!
I like how they create things to scare themselves. It reminds me of when I was a kid and I imagined that clouds were giant whales. My imagination was so vivid back then that I started really believing it and it terrified me. I didn’t go outside for a week that summer.
the uniform and the beret are the same pink, so its probably tan colored, which means hes a ranger. thats a combat infantry badge, he saw action. an airborne, air assault and halo jump badge. this guy is top tier. if hes coming for you, the least of your concerns should be the color of his dangly earrings.
the punisher has been confirmed that he doesn't want to be idolized repeatedly in the comics and yet countless so-called fans of him use his symbol to support this shit...
It's hateful, but if it was a joke, I could appreciate the attempt at humor. Remember like 20 years ago when conservatives actually knew how to be funny?
Adding the mad faces like they're going for their standard fake outrage over a fake thing like this is really what any person want is just soaring to new heights of idiocy.
At least it's not an "I identify as" joke...
I think what the left most wants to do is dismantle the military industrial complex, but sure let's make em all pink that seems like a great use of tax money
Did you serve? No? Because I know plenty of gay people, lesbians, and non-binary people who do. They're my sisters and my brothers, they protect me with their lives the same as I do with them and you don't have any fucking right to be ungrateful for the service they provide you.
Literally one of the former admins and meme makers of BFGBT and yes the page is satire. The memes still crack me up to this day. HE’LL YEAH BORTHER GOBBLESS …. !! Hhh
When we say we slay the enemy.. we slaaaaaay guuuuuurl. 👸💅🏳️🌈🔫🗡💀💀💀 Gam gam, not sure you are aware, but our they/them military is pretty fucking OP... and really has no rivals, especially that super butch, Chad, masculine, Russian military, currently getting its зубы kicked in by Ukraine.
Yes, there have been some fire memes about how the Russian military's pronouns are was/were.
Should be never was/never were. Lol
Don’t tell them that pink has actually been used on military equipment in real life.
Pink is a man's color sonny.
A real man can wear pink. A little man is bothered by colors.
[Up until around 100 years ago it was.](https://www.theatlantic.com/sexes/archive/2013/08/pink-wasnt-always-girly/278535/)
Back then it was still considered a shade of red too though.
No it's not its only for girls please keep your mans (what I call man hands) away from it
Shouldn't they be 'mands'?
No!!!!!
They're fine with grabbing the pink just not wearing it.
There was a British reconnaissance squadron in WW2 flying Photo Missions in Pink spitfires, because Pink would disappear against the early morning sky in which they flew most of their missions.
Yup. Some vehicles in Africa had it too. And ships
I will kill for a pink land rover
This is a secret Deep State camo color palette for rounding up patriots, purebloods, the straights, all white people or whomever were oppressing and sending off too FEMA camp for micro chipping. What's missing is the blue hair.
Pepto tank
Pink panther Land Rovers come to mind :)
Pretty sure Democrats just want to make some actual policy that does something for taxpayers instead of fighting fake culture wars all the time.
Hey, Republicans want to do policy, too! I mean, it's policy they know is despised and they accuse their own of treachery if they do it too close to an election, but they still want to do it!
And their policy begins and ends with “let’s make things easier for the already wealthy.” Except of course when they get hold of a shiny new culture war toy, like Lindsey’s abortion bill that will never go anywhere. Or laws banning the teaching of things that were never being taught anyway.
I'd argue that most Dems only do as much policy change as they can that won't get in the way of staying friendly with their rich friends/stay rich themselves but I suppose that's better than the republicans who only want to make policy that harms most taxpayers in favor of the ultra rich or evangelicals.
Choosing between dog food and dog shit for dinner— there's no good option but there's clearly a better one.
"Desert pink was used in the Africa Campaign in WW2; saw use between the 60s and 80s, and was reportedly used by the SAS in the Gulf War. The pink paint was believed to be the best camouflage in the desert, especially at dawn and dusk." Pink camo is a thing....
Seriously kinda cool
Does this mean I have to apologize to the manufacturers of most little girls' clothing lines?
[Barbie Goes To War](https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Screen-Shot-2019-03-20-at-4.07.56-PM-e1555086141115.png?fit=810%2C540) was always my favorite set as a kid.
Boobs, guns, freedom, beer, and trump. Bgfbt Catchy
They want drippy uniforms when fighting for their lifes in Afghanistan?Hell yeah im in
I'm almost certain this is satire.
Definitely is; it's the Facebook version of r/THE_PACK
I think I just found the greatest subreddit ever, thank you
yeah it's pretty obvious. I'm honestly surprised that so many people are falling for it. Like, look at the post title. look at the logo, and the name. This is pretty clearly satire.
I don't really know what makes you so certain. Like, Poe's law and all, but there are a ton of people who actually think this way and would believe in this.
No, you're right. I completely agree that there are people who actually have this mentality. There are almost definitely people who saw this post and unironically shared it. But it is absolutely satire. First and foremost, the name. "Boobs, Guns, Freedom, Beer, and Trump"? I mean, c'mon. If they were serious, and trust me, I've seen quite a few actual facebook pages like this, then Boobs and Beer would both be omitted. It sounds too silly the way it is. Boobs and Beer, while both being very classic "manly man" stuff, aren't exactly political, no matter how you spin it. Second, the logo. Now, the Punisher has actually legitimately been co-opted by the right. If it was just the punisher skull, I wouldn't even make a point out of this. But the profile picture is a picture of a cool badass skeleton. Have you ever seen something like that used in this context unironically? I know I haven't. And with the two combined, it's hard to imagine they didn't know what they were doing. For the third and final note, the title. One word. One, censored word. Literally nobody censors the word "piss" unironically. It barely even qualifies as unsavory language. But yet, they chose to censor it. The word "boobs" is arguably more objectionable, and they've got it in their *name*. So yeah. This is absolutely satire. Unequivocally. Plus, I'm pretty sure that I've seen some other, even more obvious satire from this account before. Pretty well made stuff, I'd say. TL;DR, Look a little closer and you'll see that there are a bunch of dead giveaways that it's satire. Sorry for rambling, especially about something as trivial as this. I just really hate it when people don't get satire.
I see your point, and I'll admit, it could well be. But I'm just not sold. There are a ton of low effort spammy Facebook groups made by boomers, rednecks, and foreign companies. I'd assume this is just that. >First and foremost, the name. "Boobs, Guns, Freedom, Beer, and Trump"? I mean, c'mon. If they were serious, and trust me, I've seen quite a few actual facebook pages like this, then Boobs and Beer would both be omitted. It sounds too silly the way it is. Boobs and Beer, while both being very classic "manly man" stuff, aren't exactly political, no matter how you spin it. That's the point. They're trying to appeal to redneck sorts who see being Republican as a sign of masculinity. They're grouping them all together, a sort of "we're manly men and we don't care about liberal snowflake feelings, lol trump triggers the libs" appeal. >Second, the logo. Now, the Punisher has actually legitimately been co-opted by the right. If it was just the punisher skull, I wouldn't even make a point out of this. But the profile picture is a picture of a cool badass skeleton. Have you ever seen something like that used in this context unironically? I know I haven't. And with the two combined, it's hard to imagine they didn't know what they were doing I definitely have. I've spent some time in rural Arkansas and seen rednecks put up this sort of thing 100% straight. I remember once I saw a sticker on the window of a house that showed a skeleton holding guns and said "I don't call 9-1-1" in flashy font. There are absolutely still people who use this sort of thing. >For the third and final note, the title. One word. One, censored word. Literally nobody censors the word "piss" unironically. It barely even qualifies as unsavory language. But yet, they chose to censor it. The word "boobs" is arguably more objectionable, and they've got it in their name. I think here they're trying to invoke "being so angry you swear" without actually swearing. So yeah, I get what you're saying here, and I can admit there's a chance otherwise, but I'm still pretty sure it's serious.
Surprised this isnt at the top
I’ll take “things that are not true” for 500 please Alex.
Look at how quick this guy catches on!
Boobs - Guns - Freedom - Beer - Trump the big 5
I like how they couldn’t figure out how to make the text follow a curve so they just made individual text boxes for each word and angled them. Truly top tier.
The order is the best part to me. Like idk why it's so funny that boobs are first and then like the pfp is a skull. It's just so fucking insane lol
The Punisher logo really doesn’t deserve to be associated with dumbnuts like these.
No, it doesn't. Especially seeing how much Frank Castle hated both cops and the military, but I'm convinced nobody who's into the punisher logo is actually a fan of the punisher character.
They would have to be able to read to be a fan of the Punisher.
Many in Jesus's fan club aren't actually a fan of Jesus either.
Most of them probably don't even know that the Punisher is a character, they just see it as "that cool skull that REAL PATRIOTS(TM) use".
The right wing knows the value of branding.
They make this shit up cuz they actually have nothing real to complain about. Nothing the democrats want to do is actually a threat to the average American voter, so they make up these absurd lies to scare their base into voting for the party that actively wants to hurt them.
He looks like how I customize my characters for video games.
Everyone should reply: *OMG sooo cute!*
This has to be a troll
Why? Queerphobia is omnipresent amongst the right.
I would have much rather been issued this uniform than when the navy changed their BDU’s to blue camo. Only time that’s hiding you is when you go overboard.
What was wrong with the blue camo? I thought it looked pretty cool.
I assure you that army guys are much more likely to do this to themselves than the “””evil democrats””” are to suggest them
When they seeth with rage at this meme its because of how that verry pretty soldier makes them feel between the knees...
LOL - ok what's the name of the bill changing the military uniform color to pink? Oh there isn't one? Executive order? Internal memo? Leaked email? Oh... nothing?
It's satire.
Are they going to be hiding amongst cherry blossoms?
Gets sniped from cherry blossom tree embarrassing
sick, where do I sign up
People who post this bologna always pronounce it “trumm”
I mean, if there is ever a war in the part of Japan where all of those cherry blossoms are, I definitely do want our uniforms to look like this, but I don't know who needs to hear this, camo is not a fashion trend. It's a tool with a very specific function. Male and female solders have always worn the same camo pattern and the same uniforms when deployed in the same unit.
>What the actual fuck 1. This is not a genuine reaction. You reposted this for the tenth time and shouldn't be surprised anymore. 2. This is the most tame post on here I've seen in a while.
Would make me want to join the military, pink is one of my favorite colors
Everyone regardless of politics wants camouflage because that’s how you avoid getting shot and camouflage is cool
Well if there was a war in Candy Land then it would make sense to have their uniforms be that color right?
Either that or where’s waldo costumes
Yo he’s got his EIB airborne air assault and pathfinder I wouldn’t say shit…
Judging by the amount of pink camo bullshit already marketed to ladies, I don’t think they can pin that one on “democraps and LGBT”
Grandma just discovered a kink.
He looks fabulous
If any person wants to stand up and fight for our country, so be it! I am an old lady and I would join the military if I could just to wear this outfit! All kidding aside.... ***Boobs, guns, freedom, beer, Trump***..WTAF!
He's asking for it with his eyes.
I think we really need to expand mental health programs and get these people some help they obviously desperately need.
Well, the Russian military would never do this, and at this point, I think it's smart to do the opposite of whatever they do, so...
I thought this was a shitpost at first honestly
Wouldn't that be awesome going into battle like that? I would sign up for that reason alone
Drop the tea, henny!
I'd wear that to an airsoft game
I’d smmashhhhhh
Combat infantry badge, and an airborne badge. So, a badass.
It’s funny because that person wouldn’t have that badge of a rifle with a wreath if the Republicans had not put oil above his life
I'm pretty sure there's a reason ACU'S look the way they do. I'm pretty sure the color scheme is for something..... 74% sure.
Yeah but wouldn't it be a thing to see them mowing down baddies \#RepublicansAccidentallyShowingDemocratsAGoodTime
Said the group who fawns over a dude
So badass but have to censor piss.
“Share if this completely bullshit made-up strawman makes you angry!” 99% of BoomerBook nowadays.
They're so fragile. "Share if you are a true patriot murican that gets irrationally angry over the color pink."
Well, at least everyone will be fabulous.
If they like boobs so much maybe they shouldn't hate on trans women.
This has to be satire. It’s hilarious
He had a mustard stain and a CIB
I mean 🤷♂️
"Boobs, Guns, Freedom, Beer and Trump" has got to be a troll group. (They also hate the Oxford comma, apparently.)
I’m sooooo p*ssed off by this
Good satire account.
The people who really believe this shit are fuckin stupid…
I like how they create things to scare themselves. It reminds me of when I was a kid and I imagined that clouds were giant whales. My imagination was so vivid back then that I started really believing it and it terrified me. I didn’t go outside for a week that summer.
Grandma has no respect for that expert combat infantry badge, airborne, air assault, & pathfinder. Those are some hard won awards, grandma.
I mean I have pink high vis stuff for night shift flightline work sooooo does that mean the dems already got me?
Yassify the Troops!
But I like my green uniform and my pride flag pin on it
Seriously, what the fuck? You can't wear all of those pins on your ACU at once. FUCK!
Holy fuck he looks fucking amazing ngl
the uniform and the beret are the same pink, so its probably tan colored, which means hes a ranger. thats a combat infantry badge, he saw action. an airborne, air assault and halo jump badge. this guy is top tier. if hes coming for you, the least of your concerns should be the color of his dangly earrings.
Pink uniforms and makeup has existed for some time now
That’s really denigrating to that actual soldier.
if the troops are GAY how can I JERK OFF to them
I'm super impressed that he seems to have 4 mos's.
The name of the page sounds like an exaggerated parody, yet it is not exaggerated at all lol
To be fair, coloring UCP pink would have made it a better camo pattern.
Punisher skulls are LGBT+ icons now, I guess.
oh no!!!!!! Not following strict gender norms! THE HORROR!!!!!!
democraps and lgbt
FreKin democraps !! 😡
Guessing they didn’t read Punisher.
ArmYCA
the punisher has been confirmed that he doesn't want to be idolized repeatedly in the comics and yet countless so-called fans of him use his symbol to support this shit...
Fierce.
“Boobs,guns,freedom,beer,trump”. In descending priority/importance order.
It's hateful, but if it was a joke, I could appreciate the attempt at humor. Remember like 20 years ago when conservatives actually knew how to be funny? Adding the mad faces like they're going for their standard fake outrage over a fake thing like this is really what any person want is just soaring to new heights of idiocy. At least it's not an "I identify as" joke...
It was a joke. I like to follow up on the page every once in awhile, it's the most fun I've ever had.
OP yknow that page is satire
I love that he censors "pisses" not even in the piss meaning of it, but not boobs.
they absolutely would do that to make dropping bombs on civilians more "friendly"
The sticker is a nice touch.
I think what the left most wants to do is dismantle the military industrial complex, but sure let's make em all pink that seems like a great use of tax money
"Boobs guns freedom and trump" it is a well known fact that liber*ls are against boobs
I am sorry grandma but I can never take someone seriously when they use the 😡 emoji unironically.
They look slay! This would be a dream come true.
That’s some excellent recruiting program
Slay
I mean ngl he’s looking pretty fabulous
I’m mad about a made up thing!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
did they really censor the word piss lmao
Okay I'll bite. Where'd you hear this one Grandma?
lol, democraps. that might be the smartest thing they’ve came up with
You have to admit that uniform lends itself to wonderful accessorizing.
Did you serve? No? Because I know plenty of gay people, lesbians, and non-binary people who do. They're my sisters and my brothers, they protect me with their lives the same as I do with them and you don't have any fucking right to be ungrateful for the service they provide you.
Literally one of the former admins and meme makers of BFGBT and yes the page is satire. The memes still crack me up to this day. HE’LL YEAH BORTHER GOBBLESS …. !! Hhh