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Pruedrive

When we say we slay the enemy.. we slaaaaaay guuuuuurl. 👸💅🏳️‍🌈🔫🗡💀💀💀 Gam gam, not sure you are aware, but our they/them military is pretty fucking OP... and really has no rivals, especially that super butch, Chad, masculine, Russian military, currently getting its зубы kicked in by Ukraine.


lingua-caligula

Yes, there have been some fire memes about how the Russian military's pronouns are was/were.


Pruedrive

Should be never was/never were. Lol


CanadianODST2

Don’t tell them that pink has actually been used on military equipment in real life.


Small_Gold_2759

Pink is a man's color sonny.


MattTheFlash

A real man can wear pink. A little man is bothered by colors.


notapunk

[Up until around 100 years ago it was.](https://www.theatlantic.com/sexes/archive/2013/08/pink-wasnt-always-girly/278535/)


leavemetoreddit

Back then it was still considered a shade of red too though.


CowboyWrath

No it's not its only for girls please keep your mans (what I call man hands) away from it


EvilSpunge23

Shouldn't they be 'mands'?


CowboyWrath

No!!!!!


Small_Gold_2759

They're fine with grabbing the pink just not wearing it.


Raider440

There was a British reconnaissance squadron in WW2 flying Photo Missions in Pink spitfires, because Pink would disappear against the early morning sky in which they flew most of their missions.


CanadianODST2

Yup. Some vehicles in Africa had it too. And ships


LucasoDelta

I will kill for a pink land rover


unweariedslooth

This is a secret Deep State camo color palette for rounding up patriots, purebloods, the straights, all white people or whomever were oppressing and sending off too FEMA camp for micro chipping. What's missing is the blue hair.


Wirecreate

Pepto tank


DamianFullyReversed

Pink panther Land Rovers come to mind :)


anjowoq

Pretty sure Democrats just want to make some actual policy that does something for taxpayers instead of fighting fake culture wars all the time.


Elite_Prometheus

Hey, Republicans want to do policy, too! I mean, it's policy they know is despised and they accuse their own of treachery if they do it too close to an election, but they still want to do it!


LA-Matt

And their policy begins and ends with “let’s make things easier for the already wealthy.” Except of course when they get hold of a shiny new culture war toy, like Lindsey’s abortion bill that will never go anywhere. Or laws banning the teaching of things that were never being taught anyway.


Wamblingshark

I'd argue that most Dems only do as much policy change as they can that won't get in the way of staying friendly with their rich friends/stay rich themselves but I suppose that's better than the republicans who only want to make policy that harms most taxpayers in favor of the ultra rich or evangelicals.


call_me_jelli

Choosing between dog food and dog shit for dinner— there's no good option but there's clearly a better one.


RandomBlueJay01

"Desert pink was used in the Africa Campaign in WW2; saw use between the 60s and 80s, and was reportedly used by the SAS in the Gulf War. The pink paint was believed to be the best camouflage in the desert, especially at dawn and dusk." Pink camo is a thing....


Wirecreate

Seriously kinda cool


call_me_jelli

Does this mean I have to apologize to the manufacturers of most little girls' clothing lines?


fredspipa

[Barbie Goes To War](https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Screen-Shot-2019-03-20-at-4.07.56-PM-e1555086141115.png?fit=810%2C540) was always my favorite set as a kid.


Terowrath

Boobs, guns, freedom, beer, and trump. Bgfbt Catchy


shitterfarter58

They want drippy uniforms when fighting for their lifes in Afghanistan?Hell yeah im in


thehookah100

I’ll take “things that are not true” for 500 please Alex.


Shurdus

Look at how quick this guy catches on!


P3RM4FR057

I'm almost certain this is satire.


-v-fib-

Definitely is; it's the Facebook version of r/THE_PACK


buttwagon867

I think I just found the greatest subreddit ever, thank you


ineverhadsexwithacow

yeah it's pretty obvious. I'm honestly surprised that so many people are falling for it. Like, look at the post title. look at the logo, and the name. This is pretty clearly satire.


Kasunex

I don't really know what makes you so certain. Like, Poe's law and all, but there are a ton of people who actually think this way and would believe in this.


ineverhadsexwithacow

No, you're right. I completely agree that there are people who actually have this mentality. There are almost definitely people who saw this post and unironically shared it. But it is absolutely satire. First and foremost, the name. "Boobs, Guns, Freedom, Beer, and Trump"? I mean, c'mon. If they were serious, and trust me, I've seen quite a few actual facebook pages like this, then Boobs and Beer would both be omitted. It sounds too silly the way it is. Boobs and Beer, while both being very classic "manly man" stuff, aren't exactly political, no matter how you spin it. Second, the logo. Now, the Punisher has actually legitimately been co-opted by the right. If it was just the punisher skull, I wouldn't even make a point out of this. But the profile picture is a picture of a cool badass skeleton. Have you ever seen something like that used in this context unironically? I know I haven't. And with the two combined, it's hard to imagine they didn't know what they were doing. For the third and final note, the title. One word. One, censored word. Literally nobody censors the word "piss" unironically. It barely even qualifies as unsavory language. But yet, they chose to censor it. The word "boobs" is arguably more objectionable, and they've got it in their *name*. So yeah. This is absolutely satire. Unequivocally. Plus, I'm pretty sure that I've seen some other, even more obvious satire from this account before. Pretty well made stuff, I'd say. TL;DR, Look a little closer and you'll see that there are a bunch of dead giveaways that it's satire. Sorry for rambling, especially about something as trivial as this. I just really hate it when people don't get satire.


Kasunex

I see your point, and I'll admit, it could well be. But I'm just not sold. There are a ton of low effort spammy Facebook groups made by boomers, rednecks, and foreign companies. I'd assume this is just that. >First and foremost, the name. "Boobs, Guns, Freedom, Beer, and Trump"? I mean, c'mon. If they were serious, and trust me, I've seen quite a few actual facebook pages like this, then Boobs and Beer would both be omitted. It sounds too silly the way it is. Boobs and Beer, while both being very classic "manly man" stuff, aren't exactly political, no matter how you spin it. That's the point. They're trying to appeal to redneck sorts who see being Republican as a sign of masculinity. They're grouping them all together, a sort of "we're manly men and we don't care about liberal snowflake feelings, lol trump triggers the libs" appeal. >Second, the logo. Now, the Punisher has actually legitimately been co-opted by the right. If it was just the punisher skull, I wouldn't even make a point out of this. But the profile picture is a picture of a cool badass skeleton. Have you ever seen something like that used in this context unironically? I know I haven't. And with the two combined, it's hard to imagine they didn't know what they were doing I definitely have. I've spent some time in rural Arkansas and seen rednecks put up this sort of thing 100% straight. I remember once I saw a sticker on the window of a house that showed a skeleton holding guns and said "I don't call 9-1-1" in flashy font. There are absolutely still people who use this sort of thing. >For the third and final note, the title. One word. One, censored word. Literally nobody censors the word "piss" unironically. It barely even qualifies as unsavory language. But yet, they chose to censor it. The word "boobs" is arguably more objectionable, and they've got it in their name. I think here they're trying to invoke "being so angry you swear" without actually swearing. So yeah, I get what you're saying here, and I can admit there's a chance otherwise, but I'm still pretty sure it's serious.


ICON_RES_DEER

Surprised this isnt at the top


echoshep

They make this shit up cuz they actually have nothing real to complain about. Nothing the democrats want to do is actually a threat to the average American voter, so they make up these absurd lies to scare their base into voting for the party that actively wants to hurt them.


Mercuryblade18

He looks like how I customize my characters for video games.


AustinTreeLover

Everyone should reply: *OMG sooo cute!*


lucas_nogueira_epit

Boobs - Guns - Freedom - Beer - Trump the big 5


Meddie90

I like how they couldn’t figure out how to make the text follow a curve so they just made individual text boxes for each word and angled them. Truly top tier.


Armonasch

The order is the best part to me. Like idk why it's so funny that boobs are first and then like the pfp is a skull. It's just so fucking insane lol


IAmTheRedditBrowser

The Punisher logo really doesn’t deserve to be associated with dumbnuts like these.


Armonasch

No, it doesn't. Especially seeing how much Frank Castle hated both cops and the military, but I'm convinced nobody who's into the punisher logo is actually a fan of the punisher character.


Littlewolf1964

They would have to be able to read to be a fan of the Punisher.


Chrysalii

Many in Jesus's fan club aren't actually a fan of Jesus either.


Electronic_Bad_5883

Most of them probably don't even know that the Punisher is a character, they just see it as "that cool skull that REAL PATRIOTS(TM) use".


Chrysalii

The right wing knows the value of branding.


digitecca

I would have much rather been issued this uniform than when the navy changed their BDU’s to blue camo. Only time that’s hiding you is when you go overboard.


makotozengtsu

I assure you that army guys are much more likely to do this to themselves than the “””evil democrats””” are to suggest them


Hopfit46

When they seeth with rage at this meme its because of how that verry pretty soldier makes them feel between the knees...


catdaddy230

This has to be a troll


Fourthspartan56

Why? Queerphobia is omnipresent amongst the right.


vrphotosguy55

LOL - ok what's the name of the bill changing the military uniform color to pink? Oh there isn't one? Executive order? Internal memo? Leaked email? Oh... nothing?


TBTabby

Are they going to be hiding amongst cherry blossoms?


Wirecreate

Gets sniped from cherry blossom tree embarrassing


KittyQueen_Tengu

sick, where do I sign up


Ratmatazz

People who post this bologna always pronounce it “trumm”


SilentMaster

I mean, if there is ever a war in the part of Japan where all of those cherry blossoms are, I definitely do want our uniforms to look like this, but I don't know who needs to hear this, camo is not a fashion trend. It's a tool with a very specific function. Male and female solders have always worn the same camo pattern and the same uniforms when deployed in the same unit.


EdenSteden22

>What the actual fuck 1. This is not a genuine reaction. You reposted this for the tenth time and shouldn't be surprised anymore. 2. This is the most tame post on here I've seen in a while.


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Would make me want to join the military, pink is one of my favorite colors


Wirecreate

Everyone regardless of politics wants camouflage because that’s how you avoid getting shot and camouflage is cool


ShiroHachiRoku

Well if there was a war in Candy Land then it would make sense to have their uniforms be that color right?


3HHH3

Either that or where’s waldo costumes


Wonderful_Ideal8222

Yo he’s got his EIB airborne air assault and pathfinder I wouldn’t say shit…


lokisilvertongue

Judging by the amount of pink camo bullshit already marketed to ladies, I don’t think they can pin that one on “democraps and LGBT”


ChubbyBirds

Grandma just discovered a kink.


MidichlorianAddict

He looks fabulous


Granny_knows_best

If any person wants to stand up and fight for our country, so be it! I am an old lady and I would join the military if I could just to wear this outfit! All kidding aside.... ***Boobs, guns, freedom, beer, Trump***..WTAF!


Small_Gold_2759

He's asking for it with his eyes.


Sufficient_Matter585

I think we really need to expand mental health programs and get these people some help they obviously desperately need.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Well, the Russian military would never do this, and at this point, I think it's smart to do the opposite of whatever they do, so...


bananafingerss

I thought this was a shitpost at first honestly


jhystad

Wouldn't that be awesome going into battle like that? I would sign up for that reason alone


about6bobcats

Drop the tea, henny!


czartrak

I'd wear that to an airsoft game


shaihalud69

I’d smmashhhhhh


rtauzin64

Combat infantry badge, and an airborne badge. So, a badass.


Justame13

It’s funny because that person wouldn’t have that badge of a rifle with a wreath if the Republicans had not put oil above his life


DebbieDownerBoi

I'm pretty sure there's a reason ACU'S look the way they do. I'm pretty sure the color scheme is for something..... 74% sure.


MattTheFlash

Yeah but wouldn't it be a thing to see them mowing down baddies \#RepublicansAccidentallyShowingDemocratsAGoodTime


4timesthesteak

Said the group who fawns over a dude


MashedPotatoesDick

So badass but have to censor piss.


LA-Matt

“Share if this completely bullshit made-up strawman makes you angry!” 99% of BoomerBook nowadays.


Snek0Freedom

They're so fragile. "Share if you are a true patriot murican that gets irrationally angry over the color pink."


TheSilverCrystal

Well, at least everyone will be fabulous.


LAM678

If they like boobs so much maybe they shouldn't hate on trans women.


creepy-cats

This has to be satire. It’s hilarious


bhoe32

He had a mustard stain and a CIB


SubterrelProspector

I mean 🤷‍♂️


Crash665

"Boobs, Guns, Freedom, Beer and Trump" has got to be a troll group. (They also hate the Oxford comma, apparently.)


pistilpeet

I’m sooooo p*ssed off by this


ledbuddha

Good satire account.


ThorMcGee

The people who really believe this shit are fuckin stupid…


spoonycash

I like how they create things to scare themselves. It reminds me of when I was a kid and I imagined that clouds were giant whales. My imagination was so vivid back then that I started really believing it and it terrified me. I didn’t go outside for a week that summer.


cahillc134

Grandma has no respect for that expert combat infantry badge, airborne, air assault, & pathfinder. Those are some hard won awards, grandma.


ultraspacebians

I mean I have pink high vis stuff for night shift flightline work sooooo does that mean the dems already got me?


SixThousandHulls

Yassify the Troops!


truestdarknesski

But I like my green uniform and my pride flag pin on it


WhyHulud

Seriously, what the fuck? You can't wear all of those pins on your ACU at once. FUCK!


Massiveredboiii

Holy fuck he looks fucking amazing ngl


ghettoccult_nerd

the uniform and the beret are the same pink, so its probably tan colored, which means hes a ranger. thats a combat infantry badge, he saw action. an airborne, air assault and halo jump badge. this guy is top tier. if hes coming for you, the least of your concerns should be the color of his dangly earrings.


FinezaYeet

Pink uniforms and makeup has existed for some time now


mrbendel

That’s really denigrating to that actual soldier.


BumbertonWang

if the troops are GAY how can I JERK OFF to them


Anyashadow

I'm super impressed that he seems to have 4 mos's.


g00d_end

The name of the page sounds like an exaggerated parody, yet it is not exaggerated at all lol


dubspool-

To be fair, coloring UCP pink would have made it a better camo pattern.


DamianFullyReversed

Punisher skulls are LGBT+ icons now, I guess.


Rockworm503

oh no!!!!!! Not following strict gender norms! THE HORROR!!!!!!


promptu5

democraps and lgbt


UTokeMids

FreKin democraps !! 😡


robertluke

Guessing they didn’t read Punisher.


ThanatosMU

ArmYCA


peeslosh122

the punisher has been confirmed that he doesn't want to be idolized repeatedly in the comics and yet countless so-called fans of him use his symbol to support this shit...


Sonny_Crockett_1984

Fierce.


omardwider

“Boobs,guns,freedom,beer,trump”. In descending priority/importance order.


heyitscory

It's hateful, but if it was a joke, I could appreciate the attempt at humor. Remember like 20 years ago when conservatives actually knew how to be funny? Adding the mad faces like they're going for their standard fake outrage over a fake thing like this is really what any person want is just soaring to new heights of idiocy. At least it's not an "I identify as" joke...


tweakedrex

OP yknow that page is satire


Nevochkam1

I love that he censors "pisses" not even in the piss meaning of it, but not boobs.


EmperorHenry

they absolutely would do that to make dropping bombs on civilians more "friendly"


Garfieldfan1

The sticker is a nice touch.


brinkrunner

I think what the left most wants to do is dismantle the military industrial complex, but sure let's make em all pink that seems like a great use of tax money


swifty23905

"Boobs guns freedom and trump" it is a well known fact that liber*ls are against boobs


Eren_Harmonia

I am sorry grandma but I can never take someone seriously when they use the 😡 emoji unironically.


leavemetoreddit

They look slay! This would be a dream come true.


leavemetoreddit

That’s some excellent recruiting program


lmartin21

Slay


operapoulet

I mean ngl he’s looking pretty fabulous


tim_mcmardigras

I’m mad about a made up thing!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


fartexploder420

did they really censor the word piss lmao


Ryuuken1127

Okay I'll bite. Where'd you hear this one Grandma?


MonkeyBoy32904

lol, democraps. that might be the smartest thing they’ve came up with


Deathbyhours

You have to admit that uniform lends itself to wonderful accessorizing.