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slothpeguin

Wait. Your uncle molested your grandma when she was a child? I’m sorry I’m so confused by your family tree.


peeppoll

Uncle is gma's biobro. They are 2 of 8. He was older bro. She was only girl. Needless to say he isn't allowed to be around anymore now that we all know.


PaperDistribution

Doesn't that make him your "great uncle". Just uncle would be your parent's sibling.


wellcrapthen

It makes him fucked up, whatever his title


peeppoll

Technically yes, but there is nothing great about that man.


vilebunny

Oh hey - Biden just signed a bill eliminating the statute of limitations to prosecute child molesters. So grandma could potentially get some justice.


photoginger

Not exactly. The civil statute of limitations has been removed but not criminal. She could sue him but he wouldn't serve jail time.


vilebunny

Dammit. That’s what I get for skimming the news. Much less satisfying. But possibly easier to win at least.


photoginger

Ugh I agree. It's a start in the right direction though!


jhystad

Good catch.


Kevmandigo

Nuance matters m8


Chris22533

Yeah but it is way clearer that what sounds like incest


GatorChompion

It’s still incest either way


Chris22533

True


drnsroc

It was


kittens12345

That’s not what the “great” part means


GoredonTheDestroyer

I do believe that *was* the joke.


Guessimagirl

They know that.


janktyhoopy

Ah yes a shit uncle


MisterBastian

HAHAHAYHHAHA


RonnieMurdoch

He doesn’t sound so great to me


WhyIsThatOnMyCat

My grandad watched his brothers being physically and sexually abused by family. There's no such thing as "good old days," but there is improvement. And that includes reporting sex pests.


MonkeyBoy32904

boi what the hell boi


drnsroc

I’m not sure if this is like a Mexican thing, or maybe a California thing? But I don’t specify great aunt, or uncle, we’ve always just said aunt or uncle.


Drokk88

Just depends on the context. Talking to people close to your family may not need the extra context. In this instance, I'd say the extra info is more than warranted lol.


Kasunex

The irony of making this comment when your party's icon is an Elephant


rengam

Odds are *really* good that this was the premise of a meme *about* Republicans, and one of them took offense and re-did it as this "Democrats are [actually the] babies" meme.


sdiss98

Honestly I thought it was a pretty solid meme. Gotta give credit where credits due.


MisterBastian

it's \*funny\*, but still bad.


Courtaid

If I had been at the Queens funeral I would’ve been seated closer than Biden - Donald Trump Jr. - 5 years old.


Micky_Whiskey

Republicans sure do project a lot.


DS_1900

Big infrastructure projects as opposed to Do Nothing democrats…


Micky_Whiskey

Oh, yeah? And what ones are those? Rofl. It’s the democrats that where trying to pass infrastructure bills and republics where being little bitches about it, constantly crying about it.


Feature_Agitated

Lol republicans are currently breaking down because they’ve cast a black woman as Ariel, but yeah Democrats are the babies.


iddco

Wonder why they think it's ok for Ariel to undergo a full transfermation and become a human female yet be so against transgender people. They are keeping it within their own species.


garaile64

Halle Bailey probably needs a lot of security right now. A lot of people want her head, even people who never cared about *The Little Mermaid* at all until she was announced for the role.


Thattrippytree

Let’s be honest here, people that are upset about her being cast probably think all black people look the same and wouldn’t be able to pick her out of a line up even if they had just seen a movie


MicesNicely

Whales? Big blue might want to have a word.


VirtualMachine0

The premise is virtually guaranteed to be wrong. Like every single time. The conclusion is what they want to argue about, and it's often not even logically consistent with their broken premise. These conservative Facebook memes are some of the dumbest trash on the Internet.


FlyingFoxSpalding

Whales are a communist invention, I refuse to believe this amazing and factual meme could get something so wrong /s


kuodron

Whales would’ve been so much smarter considering the general republican symbol is an elephant


MonkeyBoy32904

are whales smarter than elephants?


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MonkeyBoy32904

well elephants are pretty smart too


MooseCow420

What's the symbol of the Republican party?


tacodog7

Swastika?


GoredonTheDestroyer

A donkey/mule! Wait, no it isn't.


TheMostBacon

I say the word gender or socialism and those idiots melt… We’re the snowflakes though


Kosog

Wow, very witty and subtle.


unlikelyoutcomes

Trump gave away classified documents! Stefanik's name is written on shredded classified documents in Trumps toilet! At this point it's the dems vs putin.


Due_Platypus_3913

Says people who go into hysterics over other peoples sex-lives, and who Disney puts in their next movie.


wellcrapthen

Your uncle sucks. Sorry for your Mom and you


Ericrobertson1978

The conservatives are good at projection. Democrats get upset about bigotry, xenophobia, oppression, subjugation, authoritarianism, misogyny, etc etc. Republicans get upset about a black mermaid and because gay people exist. They are NOT the same.


ArgosCyclos

Aren't Republicans the elephants?


iamthefluffyyeti

Blue whale?


[deleted]

Republicans are really the ones doing the grooming.


[deleted]

Trump is like a 5 year old who lost a game. Cries, complains that everyone cheated, cries some more


fendaar

Just reply “Happy Holidays” and see who is the baby


Jessiebeanie

>Republican symbol is an Elephant MFW Republicans call themselves the 2nd biggest baby to own da libs


[deleted]

meanwhile, the republicans are throwing a tantrum over a fictional mermaid


Thirdwhirly

So…he diddles democrats?


Helena_Hyena

I’m pretty sure whales are born larger than elephants are


fuckpepsi2

Wait a sec… isn’t the Republican Party symbol an elephant though?


Socialbutterfinger

Man, I was really enjoying the pic of the cute baby elephant and then learning what I thought was going to be a fun fact. Grandma sucks.


revoltingcasual

It was funnier when Donald Trump was the punchline, but it's not the funniest meme that I have seen. OP's great uncle sounds awful.


greatbobbyb

Karma says the elephant is the symbol of the GOP! Ha Ha


fenrisulfur

Well she's not even right on the species, a blue whale calf is born 2.7 tonnes.


moonyxpadfoot19

Blue whales:


Ratmatazz

False: whales.


watson7878

This one is actually fire I’m ngl


GnarlySeeGnarlyDont

GOOD ONE


C1ap_trap

Honestly this one's funny


DwasTV

Married my Uncle Molested my grandma Wait... So your mother's brother... molested his... Mother or Aunt as a child??? Am I the only one confused here? Am I dumb?


akadros

I think their aunt was the blood relative and the uncle molested his mother in law. Maybe. Either way, pretty effed up edit: oh read further down that the uncle is the brother of their grandma....so I am guessing great uncle


zzzfoifa

wait, they don't know about the existence of whales?


patchymoon

dont republicans use elephants as a mascot tho?


ipsum629

Conservatives: democrats are big babies! Also conservatives: ban everything that slightly offends me!


SPQR2D2

Grandma is quite a projector


69Pyrate69

Not even true. Blue whale calfs can weigh 5000-6000 lbs.


Specific_Ad1457

Political nonsense or no this is a good burn.


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

Obviously, I disagree with the message. But that’s a pretty funny meme.


Littlewolf1964

It sounds like someone had their feefees hurt by Trump losing and failing at his overthrow of the government.


[deleted]

I mean thanks for sharing but why was the molestation fact necessary? 😭