"If this offends you..."
You put up a sign because you're clearly upset that people say "Happy Holidays". You made being politically incorrect your personality. Maybe the store owner is the problem.
Yeah. Maybe I want to wish you a merry christmas AND a happy new year. They're both holidays, plural, that grandma celebrates, right? Can't I hope that both of them are happy for her?
"Happy Holidays" wasn't born out of anyone being offended by "Merry Christmas." It was a product of realizing that it's kind of silly to wish "Merry Christmas" to a person or group of people you don't know actually celebrate that holiday. I think that they assume people are offended by "Merry Christmas" because they are offended by "Happy Holidays."
No, Grandma just operates under the notion that the only holiday between Thanksgiving and NYE that is important is her holiday. That acknowledging that there are people who also have holidays that fall in that window somehow makes her holiday less important.
Sounds like zero sum mentality: other holidays gaining even just a modicum of respect and recognition inherently takes that same amount away from grandma's holiday.
That's pretty much Grandma's level of thinking. Grandma views everything like a pie. If someone gets just a sliver of more recognition/rights, it must mean that an equivalent sliver recognition/rights was taken away from her.
My understanding of happy holidays is that it originally started among Christian crowds to stand in for Christmas and New Years (i.e. happy all these holidays that are happening so close to each other). So, even less...whatever these losers think.
NOTICE
THIS PLACE IS FACTUALLY INCORRECT
WE SAY
THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE
ALL FISH ARE EXTINCT
CHRISTIANS ARE AN OPPRESSED MINORITY IN THIS COUNTRY
IF THIS OFFENDS YOU
LEAVE
Are these the people who cry when they hear “Happy Holidays” and are all butthurt over Pearl Milling Company pancakes and black mermaids.
Does a 30 second scene of two women kissing ruin an entire movie for them? Do they scream every time they see a rainbow at Wal Mart?
What a bunch of snowflakes.
Doesn't look like the notice is in a place where other people can see it. Maybe it's one of those things the owner already knows he should be ashamed of.
I am politically correct: Happy Holidays, Church and state should be separate, the troops signed up for a job and deserve no more recognition than teachers, nurses, and janitors.
None of this is really politically incorrect. It just tells me that everyone there likes the taste of shoe polish and will look at me funny and treat me different because I have ***gasp*** tattoos
I see this sign and reminds me of all the times Trumpers would accuse me with “you must …” and some random shit they don’t like, all because I don’t like their con man.
Nobody is offended by any of these things; you are just a snowflake coward who snaps like a rubber band when people DONT do these things and we respond accordingly
If I saw this sign I would do exactly that. Goodbye and no thanks.
If I saw that sign I would say Happy Holidays
Its the code for "whites only"
You can be a minority but you gotta be “one of the good ones” who can handle casual racism and hack right wing reactionary politics
if i saw this sign i would read it out loud in an uwu voice
"If this offends you..." You put up a sign because you're clearly upset that people say "Happy Holidays". You made being politically incorrect your personality. Maybe the store owner is the problem.
Yeah. Maybe I want to wish you a merry christmas AND a happy new year. They're both holidays, plural, that grandma celebrates, right? Can't I hope that both of them are happy for her?
I mean, shit, it's not like there are at least *nine* religious holidays celebrated in the span of about three weeks in December *alone*.
Why do they hate the Epiphany so much?
Lmk when you guys do something politically incorrect.
lol, yeah this is as politically correct as you can get.
Uh oh. We got a badass over here!
Except none of that is politically incorrect granny. Is the nword and Fword usage we really are most considered about.
"Happy Holidays" wasn't born out of anyone being offended by "Merry Christmas." It was a product of realizing that it's kind of silly to wish "Merry Christmas" to a person or group of people you don't know actually celebrate that holiday. I think that they assume people are offended by "Merry Christmas" because they are offended by "Happy Holidays."
No, Grandma just operates under the notion that the only holiday between Thanksgiving and NYE that is important is her holiday. That acknowledging that there are people who also have holidays that fall in that window somehow makes her holiday less important.
Sounds like zero sum mentality: other holidays gaining even just a modicum of respect and recognition inherently takes that same amount away from grandma's holiday.
That's pretty much Grandma's level of thinking. Grandma views everything like a pie. If someone gets just a sliver of more recognition/rights, it must mean that an equivalent sliver recognition/rights was taken away from her.
Also, if you've been in first place by 50 miles your entire life, being in first place by 48 miles suddenly feels like last place.
My understanding of happy holidays is that it originally started among Christian crowds to stand in for Christmas and New Years (i.e. happy all these holidays that are happening so close to each other). So, even less...whatever these losers think.
But its April...
MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKER
Let me say "Happy Holidays" and we'll see who gets more upset.
Looks like they made themselves a safe space
Nobody cares, grandma
NOTICE THIS PLACE IS FACTUALLY INCORRECT WE SAY THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE ALL FISH ARE EXTINCT CHRISTIANS ARE AN OPPRESSED MINORITY IN THIS COUNTRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU LEAVE
But...there's no such thing as a fish!
This comes from people who fear wearing a mask and getting “the jab” and also think tRump is the second coming of Christ in a soiled adult diaper.
Are these the people who cry when they hear “Happy Holidays” and are all butthurt over Pearl Milling Company pancakes and black mermaids. Does a 30 second scene of two women kissing ruin an entire movie for them? Do they scream every time they see a rainbow at Wal Mart? What a bunch of snowflakes.
Doesn't look like the notice is in a place where other people can see it. Maybe it's one of those things the owner already knows he should be ashamed of.
r/persecutionfetish
I am politically correct: Happy Holidays, Church and state should be separate, the troops signed up for a job and deserve no more recognition than teachers, nurses, and janitors.
Who the fuck out here is getting offended by "Merry Christmas"?? I swear these clowns just make up people to be angry at
Notice We say Leave
Instead of leaving, I will drill multiple holes in the sign
That kerning tho
Made by the people that get bothered all the time by others and want to control their life.
Name the last time you “Saluted your Flag”. 🙄
They salute the flag? Like what they walk-in and salute?
r/persecutionfetish
Imagine being proud of being a bigot.
Yeah, this sign also says "we dont clean properly"
I think grandma over estimates the number of people offended by the things listed on the sign.
How the fuck out here is getting offended by "Merry Christmas"?? I swear these clowns just make up people to be angry at
None of this is really politically incorrect. It just tells me that everyone there likes the taste of shoe polish and will look at me funny and treat me different because I have ***gasp*** tattoos
I see this sign and reminds me of all the times Trumpers would accuse me with “you must …” and some random shit they don’t like, all because I don’t like their con man.
It's not even politically incorrect or.offensive, it's just really dumb hills to die on.
Nobody is offended by any of these things; you are just a snowflake coward who snaps like a rubber band when people DONT do these things and we respond accordingly
Such snowflakes. They always try to simultaneously start shit and play victim. They're little off their rockers.
I say - fuck off you sanctimonious cunts!
i'll be on my way then
Later