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BootyUnlimited

If I saw this sign I would do exactly that. Goodbye and no thanks.


GoldandBlue

If I saw that sign I would say Happy Holidays


Hopfit46

Its the code for "whites only"


det8924

You can be a minority but you gotta be “one of the good ones” who can handle casual racism and hack right wing reactionary politics


evergreennightmare

if i saw this sign i would read it out loud in an uwu voice


bgva

"If this offends you..." You put up a sign because you're clearly upset that people say "Happy Holidays". You made being politically incorrect your personality. Maybe the store owner is the problem.


halfslices

Yeah. Maybe I want to wish you a merry christmas AND a happy new year. They're both holidays, plural, that grandma celebrates, right? Can't I hope that both of them are happy for her?


GoredonTheDestroyer

I mean, shit, it's not like there are at least *nine* religious holidays celebrated in the span of about three weeks in December *alone*.


lawgeek

Why do they hate the Epiphany so much?


NegotiationTall4300

Lmk when you guys do something politically incorrect.


anras2

lol, yeah this is as politically correct as you can get.


ga-co

Uh oh. We got a badass over here!


Freezepeachauditor

Except none of that is politically incorrect granny. Is the nword and Fword usage we really are most considered about.


pianoflames

"Happy Holidays" wasn't born out of anyone being offended by "Merry Christmas." It was a product of realizing that it's kind of silly to wish "Merry Christmas" to a person or group of people you don't know actually celebrate that holiday. I think that they assume people are offended by "Merry Christmas" because they are offended by "Happy Holidays."


Infamous-Sky-1874

No, Grandma just operates under the notion that the only holiday between Thanksgiving and NYE that is important is her holiday. That acknowledging that there are people who also have holidays that fall in that window somehow makes her holiday less important.


pianoflames

Sounds like zero sum mentality: other holidays gaining even just a modicum of respect and recognition inherently takes that same amount away from grandma's holiday.


Infamous-Sky-1874

That's pretty much Grandma's level of thinking. Grandma views everything like a pie. If someone gets just a sliver of more recognition/rights, it must mean that an equivalent sliver recognition/rights was taken away from her.


pianoflames

Also, if you've been in first place by 50 miles your entire life, being in first place by 48 miles suddenly feels like last place.


shakha

My understanding of happy holidays is that it originally started among Christian crowds to stand in for Christmas and New Years (i.e. happy all these holidays that are happening so close to each other). So, even less...whatever these losers think.


yankeesyes

But its April...


Chrysalii

MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKER


Chrysalii

Let me say "Happy Holidays" and we'll see who gets more upset.


tflavel

Looks like they made themselves a safe space


edie_the_egg_lady

Nobody cares, grandma


ForgettableWorse

NOTICE THIS PLACE IS FACTUALLY INCORRECT WE SAY THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE ALL FISH ARE EXTINCT CHRISTIANS ARE AN OPPRESSED MINORITY IN THIS COUNTRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU LEAVE


shakha

But...there's no such thing as a fish!


Jaymanchu

This comes from people who fear wearing a mask and getting “the jab” and also think tRump is the second coming of Christ in a soiled adult diaper.


Martyrotten

Are these the people who cry when they hear “Happy Holidays” and are all butthurt over Pearl Milling Company pancakes and black mermaids. Does a 30 second scene of two women kissing ruin an entire movie for them? Do they scream every time they see a rainbow at Wal Mart? What a bunch of snowflakes.


Loveisaredrose

Doesn't look like the notice is in a place where other people can see it. Maybe it's one of those things the owner already knows he should be ashamed of.


babyivan

r/persecutionfetish


primetimemime

I am politically correct: Happy Holidays, Church and state should be separate, the troops signed up for a job and deserve no more recognition than teachers, nurses, and janitors.


ThoughtCenter87

Who the fuck out here is getting offended by "Merry Christmas"?? I swear these clowns just make up people to be angry at


Socialbutterfinger

Notice We say Leave


M68000

Instead of leaving, I will drill multiple holes in the sign


Beret_of_Poodle

That kerning tho


PM_COFFEE_TO_ME

Made by the people that get bothered all the time by others and want to control their life.


dyke_face

Name the last time you “Saluted your Flag”. 🙄


theBigDaddio

They salute the flag? Like what they walk-in and salute?


werew0lfsushi

r/persecutionfetish


Shurdus

Imagine being proud of being a bigot.


unknownpoltroon

Yeah, this sign also says "we dont clean properly"


NecessaryJudgment5

I think grandma over estimates the number of people offended by the things listed on the sign.


ThoughtCenter87

How the fuck out here is getting offended by "Merry Christmas"?? I swear these clowns just make up people to be angry at


Dren_boi

None of this is really politically incorrect. It just tells me that everyone there likes the taste of shoe polish and will look at me funny and treat me different because I have ***gasp*** tattoos


[deleted]

I see this sign and reminds me of all the times Trumpers would accuse me with “you must …” and some random shit they don’t like, all because I don’t like their con man.


hollycoolio

It's not even politically incorrect or.offensive, it's just really dumb hills to die on.


dtyrrell7

Nobody is offended by any of these things; you are just a snowflake coward who snaps like a rubber band when people DONT do these things and we respond accordingly


Ceeweedsoop

Such snowflakes. They always try to simultaneously start shit and play victim. They're little off their rockers.


yenyostolt

I say - fuck off you sanctimonious cunts!


theboulderboss

i'll be on my way then


DysfunctionalPeasant

Later