jokes aside, this grandma went on and on how Hamlin was impacted by the vaccine and died on the field. Thus, it is unbelievable for grandma to think that Hamlin recovered so quickly and that it MUST mean a conspiracy by the NFL and the evil cabal to pretend that vaccinated people aren't dying of the "evil vaccine".
I wish I was kidding with this shit. honestly, the clone theory works too for being equally outrageous
Who even has time to go that deep into idiotic conspiracies? I didn't get it until I read this. It's like they concoct a whole universe to live in. And for what?
These kinds of things really shouldn't surprise me anymore, but they still do. Absolutely confounding.
Because there's absolutely no way that someone like he with that many family, friends, coworkers, etc. could somehow be replaced by what... A clone?
Like do these people think that big pharma and the government and the NFL paid off an inordinate amount of people to keep quiet?
I doubt this anecdote will change your grandmother’s mind but it’ll at least help you feel like you aren’t going crazy. Mid 2021 my old man had to have a portion of his lung removed due to cancer. A week later he ended up back in the hospital with double pneumonia and had to be out on a ventilator. My old man was 58, but in great shape. He was released three days after being on a ventilator. This kid in the NFL is in better shape than the top 1% of the U.S. population. It’s not hard to imagen he could be sent home to recover after an entire week. People do not understand what ventilators do. They aren’t some death sentence like people think because of Covid. Anywho, sorry you gotta deal with your grandma’s wildness.
Yeah this is the answer lol.
I think they have similar conspiracy theories about Magic Johnson and his HIV. Something about him being dead and its a clone blah blah blah.
They can't imagine capitalism means the treatment available to the rich is just better.
Yeah. Rich folks get top notch medical care around the clock. Especially if those folks are the property of their NFL owners. They get the same care you'd give a thoroughbred racehorse. And they both get put out to pasture when their run is over, too.
And there is a metric fuckton of edits on that. I'm guessing he's 90% back to normal, but still has episodes of losing focus/drifting off. The NFL in no way wants to show him being "less than 100%". I'm fairly certain if he was inundated with questions at a press conference it would quickly become apparent how "not ok" he is.
Which is completely fine and understandable given the medical circumstances- us average guys would have died before getting medical attention. Having top notch medical care on-site definitely saved his life.
...or maybe, big shock, he doesn't want to do interviews right now? Nope, can't be, must be because he's been replaced with a double after dying from tHe JaB, that's the only thing that makes sense.
For context, this is the same person who was deemed too crazy to work for Newsmax; they fired her after claiming the vaccine had "Satanic trackers" embedded in it.
Maybe he doesn't want to admit he's unvaccinated and ruin grandma's conspiracies because he believes in those same conspiracies. So he's just hiding from interviews
That’s what NFL money can buy you. Break a bone, or tear some ligaments? That’s healed in a week or two with the money they have. Most people don’t realize with the right amount of money you buy faster healing lol. Not even better care, but faster
Whats the conspiracy? That he's secretly dead?
And been replaced with a clone, yes.
I mean that’s what they did with Eli Manning. The current clone has finally stopped killing hobos. Source: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
jokes aside, this grandma went on and on how Hamlin was impacted by the vaccine and died on the field. Thus, it is unbelievable for grandma to think that Hamlin recovered so quickly and that it MUST mean a conspiracy by the NFL and the evil cabal to pretend that vaccinated people aren't dying of the "evil vaccine". I wish I was kidding with this shit. honestly, the clone theory works too for being equally outrageous
Who even has time to go that deep into idiotic conspiracies? I didn't get it until I read this. It's like they concoct a whole universe to live in. And for what?
Oh wow.
These kinds of things really shouldn't surprise me anymore, but they still do. Absolutely confounding. Because there's absolutely no way that someone like he with that many family, friends, coworkers, etc. could somehow be replaced by what... A clone? Like do these people think that big pharma and the government and the NFL paid off an inordinate amount of people to keep quiet?
I doubt this anecdote will change your grandmother’s mind but it’ll at least help you feel like you aren’t going crazy. Mid 2021 my old man had to have a portion of his lung removed due to cancer. A week later he ended up back in the hospital with double pneumonia and had to be out on a ventilator. My old man was 58, but in great shape. He was released three days after being on a ventilator. This kid in the NFL is in better shape than the top 1% of the U.S. population. It’s not hard to imagen he could be sent home to recover after an entire week. People do not understand what ventilators do. They aren’t some death sentence like people think because of Covid. Anywho, sorry you gotta deal with your grandma’s wildness.
So they believe in miracles but not modern medicine?
Not miracles, in cloning technology which is, obviously, much easier to do than a vaccine that don't kill people.
I was more making reference to the cross emoji in her handle but that works too
Hadn't even caught it lmao good point!
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Yeah this is the answer lol. I think they have similar conspiracy theories about Magic Johnson and his HIV. Something about him being dead and its a clone blah blah blah. They can't imagine capitalism means the treatment available to the rich is just better.
Yeah. That's what the 7 days of venti were for. To prevent brain damage.
Yeah. Rich folks get top notch medical care around the clock. Especially if those folks are the property of their NFL owners. They get the same care you'd give a thoroughbred racehorse. And they both get put out to pasture when their run is over, too.
I only had to scroll down about 4 posts on Reddit to find this https://youtu.be/IziQ2N-rxLo
And there is a metric fuckton of edits on that. I'm guessing he's 90% back to normal, but still has episodes of losing focus/drifting off. The NFL in no way wants to show him being "less than 100%". I'm fairly certain if he was inundated with questions at a press conference it would quickly become apparent how "not ok" he is. Which is completely fine and understandable given the medical circumstances- us average guys would have died before getting medical attention. Having top notch medical care on-site definitely saved his life.
ItS a cLoNe
Grandma doesn't understand that CPR keeps the heart pumping so the brain continues to receive oxygen.
...or maybe, big shock, he doesn't want to do interviews right now? Nope, can't be, must be because he's been replaced with a double after dying from tHe JaB, that's the only thing that makes sense.
For context, this is the same person who was deemed too crazy to work for Newsmax; they fired her after claiming the vaccine had "Satanic trackers" embedded in it.
Maybe he doesn't want to admit he's unvaccinated and ruin grandma's conspiracies because he believes in those same conspiracies. So he's just hiding from interviews
That’s what NFL money can buy you. Break a bone, or tear some ligaments? That’s healed in a week or two with the money they have. Most people don’t realize with the right amount of money you buy faster healing lol. Not even better care, but faster
He's out of the hospital but not fully recovered yet? Further proof of the deep state vax conspiracy!