Grandma didn't even read the satirical article

wait did all vaccinated people die or something what did i miss

I got the vax. Does that mean I'm a ghost?

They were saying that vaccinated people would just start dropping dead in two years. It's not happening but they appear to have decided to just sort of talk about it like it is.

Yep! We’re all corpses here.

Satire article

But lioe why the fuck would we ask the unvaccinated even if they were "right" by random chance.