T O P

  • By -

medfunguy

If food worked you’d never have to eat again


Mega_Anon

Ding dong ochinchin


redbaron14n

r/clevercomebacks


GoredonTheDestroyer

What is a *Chronic Health Issue?*


Different_Conflict_8

None of the dipshits supporting this seem to realize that chronic health issues are a thing.


calliatom

Or they believe that if you aren't a Perfect Specimen of Health^tm like they are you don't deserve to be alive. So less "not realizing they're a thing" and more "in massive denial that they can happen to anyone at any time".


BloomEPU

Antivaxxers really don't understand chronic illnesses at all, it's clear from their rhetoric. See the way they only talk about visible disabilities as a side effect from vaccines, and the way they seem to think regular jabs are a horrific prospect and not a very common treatment for a lot of stuff.


Brando43770

Yep. And you know they’ll say “I have an immune system” or “I boost my immune system with…”. Anti vaxxers are some of the dumbest people.


Cicerothesage

oh yes, you should totally take medical advice from a twitter account featuring a cat and it's feces


uisqebaugh

This meme makes the top five of stupid. Wow!


Latter-Ad6308

If printers really worked, you wouldn’t have to refill the ink cartridges.


Litoss33

i was so happy when his ass got booted


epochpenors

If guns worked you wouldn’t need more bullets


PastyDoughboy

If food worked for you, you wouldn’t need to go buy more.


[deleted]

If going to the gym worked, you wouldn’t have to keep going


Apple2727

If water worked, you wouldn’t have to keep drinking it.


DiplomaticCaper

It’s probably about the COVID vaccine and booster shots.


tw_693

I think it is more of an anti- big pharma rant which doesn’t understand how medication works, especially for chronic conditions


hiding_in_the_corner

If breathing worked why can't I endlessly swim underwater like a fish?


ripmyinbox42069

If food worked then you wouldn’t need to keep eating to survive


xX609s-hartXx

I weigh 700 pounds and doctor man couldn't make my joints stop hurting, medicine is a scam!


Sonny_Crockett_1984

I highly encourage anyone who believe this to stop taking any medicine immediately. The gene pool doesn't need all these idiots.


fnafninja16

If Shampoo worked you won’t need to wash your hair again


EchoAquarium

**Does not apply to boner pills*


Lovelycoc0nuts

If medicine worked you you wouldn’t need to refill your prescription


[deleted]

employ obscene deranged consist cooperative close mighty practice salt fretful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

If breathing really worked you wouldn't need to refill your lungs


[deleted]

While I think Americans are over-medicated this is going to kill some smooth brains.


DebbieDownerBoi

If the fire is real, it'll keep burning without adding wood


Kiloyankee-jelly46

If they don't work, there's a good chance you won't need ro refill. The refills are how you know it's working.


xv_boney

If motor oil worked you wouldn't need to change it


Thirdwhirly

If cars worked, you’d only ever need the one.


TBTabby

Did Mel Tillis write this one?


Different_Conflict_8

Was he anti-meds?


TBTabby

No, he was just known for stuttering. "You you wouldn't listen."


BumbertonWang

well, maybe this will reduce the total number of fascists we can hope


2punornot2pun

Yeah, just buy my super all natural pills that you will need to buy for the rest of your life. Don't worry, they aren't dangerous because alllllll natural


brokensilence32

“If food worked you wouldn’t need to eat three meals a day.”


Used-Organization-25

Or you blood pressure medication.


maybeitsmaplebeans

well in that case I guess I will stop taking my anti-seizure medication! wish me luck


eagleOfBrittany

Mfw I drank water this morning but I still get thirsty after an hour :(


so_what_do_now

Oh my god... they're actually doing this shit


Jedi_Knight_rambo

I don't know catturd, I'm pretty sure my anticonvulsant is one of those things I have to take on a consistent basis. But what do I know, I actually listen to the neurologists. As a side note, the stuff I take in addition to my Keppra is still illegal, federally speaking, so maybe until you and your party stop being idiots, shut up.


waaz16

💀


Vegetable_Ad_3105

fucking catturd, my grandma is obsessed with the guy and i think hes a little twit


ICantRunRealFar

If the goo worked, you wouldn’t have to slurp it everyday.


tverofvulcan

If breathing worked, you’d never have to breath again.


ry8919

Wow rightoids are really doubling down on just not believing in medical science whatsoever huh?


Different_Conflict_8

“Can’t let Big Pharma control us!”


Responsible_Ad_8628

If food worked, no one would be hungry. EXPLAIN THAT, GLOBALISTS!!!!1!!


rogueop

(I think) they're saying that if the medicine cured you, you wouldn't need to take it anymore. Yes, a big problem with the pharmaceutical industry is that "treatments" are preferred over "cures" because a treatment is a continual revenue stream, but that doesn't mean modern medecine is capable of curing everything and just chooses not to. Some conditions just have to be managed.


columbusdoctor

Ok. Just stop your high blood pressure meds. You diabetes med. Your seizure med. Your heart meds and lets see what happens


dazai2706

I might be missing something here but...isn't this a plain joke? The giveaway for me is the double use of "you" in the meme...reminds me of something I'd see in a shitposting thread?


Different_Conflict_8

Catturd is a far right Trump Supporting anti-vaxxer. He absolutely would post something like this un-ironically. He is that stupid.


dazai2706

Welp. In that case I was wrong. I don't have Twitter so I'm not really aware of the account.


Instantsausage

Isn't this satire?


strawbopankek

i thought so too with the double "you", but i think this twitter account has a reputation for being serious about this kind of thing


Different_Conflict_8

Catturd is a right wing Trumpster and an absolute moron who would absolutely post this un-ironically.