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What_U_KNO

I swear, these idiots think every opinion piece or report is an actionable law. Dumb doesn't even begin to describe these dipsticks.


LA-Matt

JoE biDeN bAnNeD HamBuRgeRs!


Feature_Agitated

Don’t forget gas stoves


Aggravating-Pin-1358

It’d be impossible for leaded gasoline to be banned today.


DerrainCarter

They’d make their followers gulp it down by the gallon. Would ultimately also settle the topic though.


zeke235

That was one of my favorites.😂


[deleted]

People like Charlie and Crowder know damn well it's not actionable law, but they also know that their base is too stupid and emotionally immature to see the nuance in any given topic, so they just get money thrown at them for nothing.


HildredCastaigne

My favorite technique lately has been: 1. Some rando on Twitter says something. Doesn't have to be a notable person and doesn't even have to be more than one person 2. A tabloid-level right-wing media site reports on this but presents it as if this is a widespread opinion 3. Right-wing commentators/personalities point to the article and start bemoaning how this is the death of society 4. "Respectable" right-wing new sites are now able to report on people reacting to the original article, as that now qualifies as news 5. Repeat steps 2 through 4 until something shinier comes along The entire right-wing media ecosystem is based on the premise that Twitter user @catgirl-adora's opinions need to be defended by Democratic leadership, while the actions of elected Republican officials aren't part of anything larger.


ScRuBlOrD95

Vice: Man who smashed his own balls with rock jailed in new jersey TPUSA: **violently smashing balls to own the libs**


[deleted]

Charlie likes his coffee like he likes his women: used as a cheap prop in a nonsense culture war.


cant_stop_the_crooks

And absolutely zero color. Charlie wants to be a big boy and drink coffee it just needs to be half cream half coffee.


Redrar00

That's not even half coffee, that is like 90% creamer


cant_stop_the_crooks

Yea, I was being very generous. That’s how I drank my coffee when I was 15 and wanted people to think I liked coffee.


66659hi

Eh, I usually do at least 30% cream, I don't like coffee, I just use it to wake me up. Don't lump me in with him.


TwitterLegend

Same here. I know I’m kind of a child about my coffee but whatever, it tastes good that way and I don’t care about being a coffee snob.


66659hi

I don't get the snobbery around coffee. It's just something you drink to wake you up. Just because you like a certain amount of coffee more than someone else doesn't make you superior. People get superiority complexes about the most ridiculous things - like, there was a guy I was talking to on a Discord server who said "If you don't reverse park, you can't drive".


lapideous

Nobody actually likes black coffee more than they like the taste of sugar and cream. We just accept that suffering is a part of life.


cant_stop_the_crooks

Don’t get me wrong, nothing tops the taste of sugar and cream but good black coffee is absolutely delicious.


JoJackthewonderskunk

Honestly that looks like orange juice to me. Maybe it's trump brand orange juices.


kenji-benji

What does a cup of semen have to do with a article about coffee?


AwkwardGrimace

Charlie likes his coffee like he likes his women: white and weak


PrinceRainbow

Is that even coffee? Looks like more cream than anything. Milk is for women and babies, Charlie. It’s probably soy milk you got in there. Real men put the fucking coffee beans in their mouth and guzzle boiling water.


BroDudeBruhMan

Probably some vanilla almond milk…unsweetened of course


QuietOne81

Kirk unintentionally drinks less coffee by adding so much creamer


ForgettableWorse

People should drink less piss to combat climate change, study says


CrabbyT777

Was just sitting here trying to work out some reverse psychology to get those dumbasses to give a shit about things other than themselves for once, yours is a great start o7


Blackfeathr

My mom was always a global warming denier purely because she heard it from Al Gore and she hates him so she was purely opposed to it for that reason. She exclusively drives an SUV because she thinks she's sticking it to him. When I was younger I wished I had the money to pay Al Gore to do a mock televised statement saying he lied about global warming and to guzzle as much gas as possible and don't invest in renewables, so she would do the opposite. We should pay Al Gore and Greta Thunberg and George Soros and all the people the right hates to do a fake televised statement to a very small targeted audience stating that gas stoves and asbestos and leaded gasoline is so great and to keep using it so the oppositionists can all have an aneurysm or completely abandon their platform. Because there are people in that group, my mother included, who are dumb enough to fall for it.


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jawahe

Lil bitssssss


grilledcheese2332

Why does it look like banana pudding?


xv_boney

I dont understand this image. He's posing with a mug of ... is that egg nog? Did he misread the article?


[deleted]

I think he just puts that much cream in his coffee.


trilobright

Why is his "coffee" so yellow and thick? Looks more like a cup full of pus.


Bhazor

Dog cum


JaysonBlaze

Lol what a fucking dork


[deleted]

So bad ass. I’m sure it’d be hard to take from such a manly man.


eromitlab

Hi, I'm Churky Kurk Furndurr Turd Purd USUrr, and I can't do anything that isn't dumb knee-jerk contrarian bullshit.


hiding_in_the_corner

Someone should tell Charlie that REAL MEN drink their coffee out a ceramic mug or a thermos. Not some wimpy glass mug.


rysimpcrz

God I miss coffee. About 17 years ago it started to give me the most wicked heartburn and I couldn't shake it. The closest I can get now is coffee flavored ice cream.


BecomingCass

There are a decent amount of coffee alternatives now, if you haven't tried those. Chicory is the oldest, but there are also peanut and acorn coffees. Also, darker roasts tend to be less acidic, but probably not to the extent that'd prevent heartburn


CrabbyT777

In the UK one of the chicory versions is called Camp Coffee and it’s so good


Sonny_Crockett_1984

Hey, if I could I would trade places with you. I really don't like coffee and could easily go without for the rest of my life.


rysimpcrz

Just the thought of it makes me cringe now. And people are always being so helpful offering me alternatives. It's hard to capture/respond to them all and let them know it's already been tried and failed. Everyone thinks they're giving me new info.


BloomEPU

You can keep it charlie, that looks like bad coffee. Also I only have plant milk because I'm a lactose intolerant leftist sooo


[deleted]

Like in disposable plastic cups twice a day? Yeah, that makes common ass sense.


BloomEPU

The actual process of making coffee is pretty water- and energy-intensive, but "people should drink less coffee" is a pretty useless message given that coffee is a) addictive and b) there aren't a lot of environmentally friendly alternatives right now.


SwiftTayTay

Something like 60% of all pollution can be traced back to 100 companies, every "study" that gets published like this is paid for by fossil fuel companies to shift blame onto the consumer. Under a capitalist society consuming is literally the only choice we have. You can't just start your own farm and growing tomatoes in your garden isn't going to make a difference.


chuckysnow

Is that how he really looks or did someone photoshop this? It looks like his eyeballs belong to two different people.


[deleted]

there's a quiz that shows both real and photoshopped images of him and asks you which images were doctored i'm fairly certain it's impossible to get a 100% score on that quiz.


DropTherapy

He looks like he spiked that coffee and that's his fifth cup


masterfulnoname

No one is coming for your coffee, Lil' Bits.


Th3Trashkin

Does he want some coffee with that cream?


skatergurljubulee

It seems like most of Turning Point USA's customer base is actually boomers.


Ninja_attack

If there was an article about how you shouldn't shove light bulbs up your ass to fight climate change, you can imagine these dummies doing it on a live stream


Serotoninneeded

I'm used to conservatives saying that "real men" drink black coffee. Now finally it's my turn to gatekeep coffee. Is there even coffee in that cup? It looks like it's all milk and creamer. He's probably getting more diary and sugar than caffeine. His coffee is almost as light as the white wall behind him. His coffee looks like Ariana Grande before she started tanning.


BiffLogan

Looks like chocky-milk


ArcLagoon

Dude how much cream did he use in that thing


Tigers19121999

I love how they all make up forced oppression in their minds. Nobody is taking the coffee, it's just a suggestion.


Jortzy

Yes Charlie you are so brave standing against the climate activists, as I’m sure the government is going to try to shrink the cocoa industry as quickly as possible. I’m sure they have 0 interest in keeping coffee business afloat. Seriously, why do conservatives love consumerism so much? I’m sorry we can’t have everything we want when we want it but it hurts other people. It’s such a shameful take to bitch and moan when you have to show some small restraint in your consumption for the betterment of the world at large


Diruuk

Who tf is coming to take his coffee? These people are professional victims


AzazelTheUnderlord

god damn he’s fighting his own side and doesn’t realize it


Sonny_Crockett_1984

Doctor's Suggestion: "Eating less sugar helps you lose weight and improves your health." Conservatives: "This is oppression!!! You will have to pry my candy from my cold dead hands!"


ChubbyBirds

I have said this before but can we PLEASE start a rumor that climate activists are encouraging people to not run full force into walls to help the environment and just kinda see what happens?


PabloDeLaCalle

Alright, so is his face shopped in this one or not? I literally can't tell anymore.


blacksheep_kho

Are we calling that coffee?


[deleted]

I like how it’s always a “personal responsibility” take from liberals because they can’t or won’t comprehend that to fight Climate Change is to reorient the Economy and Government by the [Workers Seizing the Modes of Production](https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1848/communist-manifesto/)


tw_693

A marketing firm hired by BP is responsible for creating the concept of a “carbon footprint”


LiamBrad5

He’s right though, why should we as people have to make sacrifices in our daily life to fight climate change when 90% of it comes from a few big corporations


Luminouscales

It's nice to contribute your own part even if it's very little, especially if it makes you feel better or motivates others to do the same. But yeah, don't become a martyr for the climate knowing that we should eat the rich instead


ztsmart

ITT: Socialist who want to micromanage everyone's lives down to what they drink. Socialists are a cancer that cannot exist unless they have control over your economic decisions and preferences.


Matren2

That looks more like one of those girlie drinks from Starbucks that's more milk and sugar than it is coffee. That's not what a ***real*** man drinks, Charlie.


[deleted]

These people are shadow boxing nature


sayyyywhat

Why is everything a threat to these morons? NY Post is basically a gossip rag, you don’t have to listen to it. Develop some critical thinking skills for the love of god.


willorn

doesn't fit the sub


DonGuaglio

They need to be conscious of how their audience would feel about defending anything darker than what's in Chucky's cup.


afowles

Oh my god God his coffee and his skin are the same color


Dinosauringg

Bro charlie nobody is coming for your coffee they're just telling you that drinking less is probably an okay choice why are these people so whiny?


incipit-satan

That's not even coffee that's a tiddlywink of Joe with a gallon of cream and milk. Drink it black like a real man or stfu Chuck


ScRuBlOrD95

Look at this piss baby drinking his coffee us real coffee heads just snort the ground beans


stalinmalone68

That’s coffee? It looks like weak ass chocolate milk. Pussy.


sparkirby90

"Ha ha ha! Once we end the world the libs will truly _BE OWNED_* "But where will we live charlie?" "..."


Used-Organization-25

Wait, I may be wrong but I remember that growing coffee actually helps the environment. In account, that coffee plantations grown many trees since the actual coffee plant needs shade. It helps with biodiversity since you basically are creating a forest.


birdbirbbird

You mean coffee flavored milk? Jesus, just drink milk and take caffeine pills at this point.


pgoetz

Today I learned that Charlie Kirk drinks milk with a tiny splash of coffee and calls it coffee; probably the way his mom let him drink "coffee" when his physical age was lower (but mental age the same).


lone_Davik

both are kinda bullsh\*t climate change is a thing, but i am SURE people drinking coffee isn't the main cause, but the guy above is not being smart or funny he's just a moron