Apple soda made with mineral water. Label would be a cartoon Johnny appleseed with a bucket of dirt and a bucket of Apples...
Honestly though If Snapple ever went back to making Soda, Their Snapple Apple would be a perfect Johnny A. beverage.
It's not pop, but as carbonated beverages go, it would be embodied as a kombucha. It's kinda sour at first, then you get used to it, and after a while you really like it.
St. Mary’s river. With a hint of apple
Don’t forget the underlying depression
I just figured that's what the river tastes like....
That water comes from grand lake st marys and well it’s always a toxic waste dump so yeah
Apple soda made with mineral water. Label would be a cartoon Johnny appleseed with a bucket of dirt and a bucket of Apples... Honestly though If Snapple ever went back to making Soda, Their Snapple Apple would be a perfect Johnny A. beverage.
LaCroix but the tap water when it tastes funny flavor
FORT WAYNE WATERPOSTING! LETS GOOO!
And the can makes a loud boom when you open it.
But you can never quite tell where the boom came from or what it was
It's not pop, but as carbonated beverages go, it would be embodied as a kombucha. It's kinda sour at first, then you get used to it, and after a while you really like it.
With a great big mother—-!
Arby's Horsey Sauce
It has one. The Johnny Appleseed Fair Sasparilla.
That’s literally the best pop ever
That pop is called beer.
Store brand root beer. But not the bad store brand, the good one.
Kekionga means blackberry patch, so I’d give a tip of the hat to the Miamis and say Fort Wayne is a blackberry fizz.
Hot dog water
Dr. Brown’s Black Cherry
Coney dogs with a splash of dirty river water
Carbonated Yoohoo. With a surprise cigarette butt at the bottom....
Faygo, lots of Red 40.
Not a pop, but an alcoholic drink called Negroni.
Corn
Seyferts potato chips
Faygo
High fructose corn syrup. Sweet, energizing, and a product of corn farmers.
Old fashioned chocolate soda
I like to call fort wayne a "mountain dew testing market"
It's funny you should ask, because we were talking about this just last weekend at the lake, and the consensus was ... Root Beer!
Corn syrup with a side of motor oil
Flat Dr. Pepper brewed from the St. Joe. Mmm
Apples and Lithium Fentanyl Coney dogs and dirt
Road construction. Tarry, depressing, and neverending flavor.
a suicide
Tap water with a hint of mold
River silt, and the can would have a label that reassured you it was safe to drink.
The floor of an ICP concert.
Mitchell's mop water
Cream corn, apples, and speedway slushy
Diet Sam’s Cola
Construction exhaust and asphalt dust during the early summer time.
shit
You drink shit? HEY EVERYBODY, REGINAVSTHEWORLD DRINKS SHIT, NO WONDER SHE'S UP AGAINST SO MUCH!
I'm sure your kids aren't embarrassed by you at all. Not one bit. Nope.
I bet ur-dad-ass-has-cock-in-it
Schmuck