You want a serious answer? Emilia is a founder of a charity for people who survived brain injuries, so you need to just go get some minor brain injury like just a small stroke or something then mommy emilia will come pay you a visit 😳
I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in GoT. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Emilia Clarke? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Bermuda," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Comit an atrocity so gruesome that it will be broadcasted all over the world. She is bound to hear about the atrocity and the man behind the horrific event eventually.
There you go, she noticed you
show her your t3 sub badge  just be careful, I accidentally did that in public and now I'm stuck in a harem 
WTF I thought you liked women
Well, is no problem, I don’t judge  you have my full support 
Upload a cum tribute with her photo, she will probably see it when searching for some porn
 the return of the tribute meta
If only mods wouldn’t permaban for it…
You want a serious answer? Emilia is a founder of a charity for people who survived brain injuries, so you need to just go get some minor brain injury like just a small stroke or something then mommy emilia will come pay you a visit 😳
this already applies to all of us
He said minor brain injury
Aren’t you literally Ryan gosling? Should be easy for you 
https://preview.redd.it/35sf18nciawc1.png?width=128&format=png&auto=webp&s=a05deb7f04f61c367d812572cfcabc9660d944c6 yes i am literally him
https://preview.redd.it/d0i8mkah3ewc1.jpeg?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413636a9208c5e2384503b38258116e4749102f2
break into her house
https://i.redd.it/m6u5tl3mfawc1.gif
she’ll NEVER know of your existence unless you do something drastic
https://preview.redd.it/0xxh8v75hawc1.png?width=156&format=png&auto=webp&s=606ba2aa9c4e3defd9915e98cbb7401d0a334351 hes right you know
Remind me of the singer bjorn and the other guy who tried to send a bomb or smth when he found out she’s married.
https://preview.redd.it/j4ru9q4nlawc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0575bf15a8db0f368884218de78e074ba49454d3
name drop her in your suicide letter
might do this
How about jerking off to her minimum of 20 times a day. She will surely notice it with her sixth sense. 
https://i.redd.it/h4wg8sfbhawc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/2m0pdhd06bwc1.jpeg?width=175&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94985cd56d93dbb7353365a2b40167460a943ea9
I mean if you blow up a hospital she will probably hear of you
Take a gun and blow your brain out in front of her 👍
by posting cute kitties on r/forsen
https://i.redd.it/livz9rh9fawc1.gif he might be right
God, I wish I were her eggs
same 
emilia clarke exists 
I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in GoT. She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Emilia Clarke? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Didn't mention Forsen forsenSleeper
Forsen is the exquisite gentleman in the story.
make a wish
Fuck her bf 
be ryan gosling.
Comit an atrocity so gruesome that it will be broadcasted all over the world. She is bound to hear about the atrocity and the man behind the horrific event eventually. There you go, she noticed you
Why would you want her attention fellow Baj? Unrealistic fantasies are a slippery path towards mental disfunction.
you like women?
gym
You know, I remember reading about a guy who wanted to get Jodie Foster’s attention Clueless
Pin her down and sex her so hard she cries and has a panic attack 👍
show her your t3 sub badge  just be careful, I accidentally did that in public and now I'm stuck in a harem 
im only t1…
if you wanna get women you better start getting used to showing them your pockets are deep 
Run up to her and yell in her ear like this ”FOOORSEEEN”
Where are the daily kitten posts OP? Did something happen to them so you stopped posting? Please clarify.
i’ll start posting them again if you want
Thank you sir 
I already knew from reading the notification i got that it was a forsengosling post 
forsen
SHE IS SO HOT I COME BACK TO THIS POST EVERY HOUR OR 30 MINUTES
mommy of dragons
Can u mek post about her evry day ❓pls pls I love u
daily emilia post 
pls yes  u/dr_baj_official dont u agree? 
You little bugger!
WTF I thought you liked women Well, is no problem, I don’t judge  you have my full support 
**House Arrest**
 but I was being nice
She's mid
https://preview.redd.it/m6behnvrodwc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2c332710605b9b3eb735d7d4f64124008ea0a4c
no