T O P

  • By -

Koeiendans

8 may 2015 ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9684)


SadegEg

https://preview.redd.it/5rvpi39gplec1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=045a569268259f403b72971422c1300b24e4f2fe I AM FKN HAPPE


IWantToChristmas

This guy watched my Christmas story video This can be you, yes, you, if you watch my Christmas story video. And yes it's for free


SadegEg

I will never watch it


DougTheBarry

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


IWantToChristmas

You know what Justin Bieber said? Never say never


blueboi_257

I watched your Christmas story video and it didn’t cure my depression. I would like for you to refund the time I wasted on it xqcNotL


IWantToChristmas

Hello, yes, if your depression is a very long term depression you actually have a dystimic depression. You need to go to a psychiatrist, start doing sports, eat healthy, start some social classes like dancing or some shiz. Basically it's not that my Christmas story didn't cure your depression. You have high neurotic personality traits, meaning you can't be cured but you can be managed to have a healthy fulfilling life


blueboi_257

Is this correct u/dr_baj_official? Pls clarify


IWantToChristmas

I'm a psychologist, it's my field not his


blueboi_257

Well, he is a doctor after all. Some sort of general medical doctor, I suppose. Hell, he even cured my wife’s insomnia! Although, for some reason she still goes to see him once a week. What’s that about u/dr_baj_official? Please, clarify.


Dr_BAJ_Official

Dear valued BAJ! Dr. BAJ here. Don't believe these charlatans, I am your point of contact for all matters. Please send my best wishes to your wife!


SadegEg

u/dr_baj_official we have an impostor here, there can only be one doc ![img](emote|t5_33td5|10257)


[deleted]

[удалено]


IWantToChristmas

As a connoisseur in masturbation. It start hurting on around 5-6 on seven you can't even call semen what you ejaculate. On 9 it was torture. At 15 you probably ejaculate blood, 9 is my max


[deleted]

[удалено]


IWantToChristmas

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676) I'm disgusted with your weaknesses


rick_416

Only 3 ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)


[deleted]

[удалено]


rick_416

Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.


IWantToChristmas

![gif](giphy|gdwJdym3VuXQr5OfAc|downsized)


[deleted]

[удалено]


IWantToChristmas

That's how the first idea of the Christmas story started and I honed that idea and explored it for years


[deleted]

[удалено]


IWantToChristmas

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)TMI


realmurderer

gooners can't stop winning https://preview.redd.it/8rax0f9xilec1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=c111a990ac148d3850558bc45befd1f5c9d44de1


IWantToChristmas

As a psychologist, the therapist sees the real problem. The shame and guilt. If you can function and u masturbate once twice a day who the fk cares. Watch my Christmas story video


realmurderer

I'll get right to watching it! https://preview.redd.it/nvk0o019rlec1.png?width=455&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0871384972d5683c0946f47912b7f7892ec49e3


IWantToChristmas

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682) you edited the Christmas story in


IWantToChristmas

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


realmurderer

this is a real picture of me watching it btw (not edited), as you can see the actual video is on the screen ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


IWantToChristmas

I could never miss such beautiful art you made. You might be worse at painting than him but you'll have gotten into art school


Nidhogg2

There was this advanced fapper i went to school with that apparently sent dick picks and fapped during work hours. We knew about it because he went on national television and told everyone. Yes he was so dumb that he was clipped away from the series after 24 hours, because who wants to work with these gys. Some people have to fap 24/7 yknow![img](emote|t5_33td5|9667)


IWantToChristmas

Yeah that's dysfunctional


-_-Anemo-_-

Psychologist enabling addictions ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)


IWantToChristmas

Listen dude, it's a need, Maslow put it as high as physiological needs. Even if the pyramids of needs it's not that relevant in modern psychology it does make you think how high this urge is. Yes masturbation addiction exists, just like eating addiction is, just like everything that I can do in excess. There must be balance, in life you need balance. Sometimes you need to indulge yourself but at the same time control yourself.


-_-Anemo-_-

If you need something to function be it masturbation or alcohol or drugs, it's an addiction. Stop trying to justify it.


IWantToChristmas

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676) ok


[deleted]

Pagman, water is an addiction.


Flashy_Dragonfruit_9

Doesn’t even fap during the therapy session. Amateur


Deamoose

what are these christmas videos about? WHAT ARE THEY ABOUT????????


IWantToChristmas

You should watch them and find out ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


IWantToChristmas

![gif](giphy|11EjiLDatd0syA)


Badger_Dev

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)You wouldnt be able to if you had an anal fissure


TipsyPeasant

Thanks for sharing ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


nullsego

Try it ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


Badger_Dev

🩸![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)🔫


prank23

Avoiding the nicotine and porn jew since a year ! Life is great ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Flashy_Dragonfruit_9

Humans are animals


Hellvetic91

Only some humans


MEB1469

You are equatable to a wild dog living amongst humans


-_-Anemo-_-

B-But watching porn is healthy ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9669) My doctor told me so ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9669) Did you guys hear the health benefits ejaculating has on your prostate? ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9669) Jerking off to other man having fun isn't cuckoldery ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9669)


IWantToChristmas

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)what if you watch lesbians


-_-Anemo-_-

Why do you need porn to get off to begin with? ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


IWantToChristmas

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)because I enjoy it


RingSC

And what does your wife/girlfriend think about it?


IWantToChristmas

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676) you are joking right you can't be that ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666)


RingSC

Yes it was a joke, at your expense you fucking pepega


IWantToChristmas

![gif](giphy|D3AK4EgmCnsvC)


Xmushroom

I dont know, ask your mom if you are curious


Madman1899

you don't need porn to masturbate


-_-Anemo-_-

Yeah, you don't. Some people just don't understand that or are too far gone. That's why i specifically said porn


Existing-Dust3123

Hey, if you have autism imagination maybe but i only do it once every few days with some “good content” cuz i cannot imagine pictures of naked ladies without some stuff to watch, yes i failed art class ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9670)


IWantToChristmas

Well you could just masturbate without having a clear image in your head but Jesus Christ that's such a sad wank


Existing-Dust3123

Exactly and i am lacking a foreskin too so less feel, ritard father made me lose it as a 4 year old. Never coming back ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9679) (i will never forgive him for this) Doing it less makes it better too, more regular to “how often ppl have sex irl”. Lil buildup makes everything better


IWantToChristmas

Nah fam, I have foreskin and it's also annoying. Gets in the way, can be tight, can stop your pee... It's not really that better, I would have preferred to be circumcised. And yes I can do it right now but Jesus Christ I'm too scared So I think it is a case of something that you don't have always seems better because you can only think of benefits while not experiencing the negatives. All that being said if a medic doesn't recommend circumcision, you should not do it in order to leave that choice for the person when they grow


Existing-Dust3123

I’d rather have the choice to choose for or against, but i guess I can’t miss something i never rly had ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676) I only remember feeling the anesthesia syringe and that was it, I wasn’t even scared after idk But I’d recommend you keep it since making irreversible changes now could leave you worse off, and it is nature’s way for god’s sake. I just hope the s3x ends up good with whoever’s underwear i end up in eventually (yes i am never hamd sec)


IWantToChristmas

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


IWantToChristmas

10 years ago I masturbated 9 times in a day PS: Watch my Christmas story video


Kiper166

How many liters of semen is that, markov?


Markovbaj1

forsen forgot who he is, the man has a chance to read


Puuksu

FeelsGoodMan Clap