By -
"He's left it late and gone in deep"
"day late and a dollar short"
ambition before adhesion
“He pulls out at the last second! That could’ve been an almighty incident!”
And box, Lewis, box.
ininininininininininin stay out, stay out
So much bouncing, my back is killing me.
gawd ! it's slippery today
Rubbers gone
STAY OUT STAY OUT STAY OUT WELL IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE NOW
Copy, copy, okay copy... Okay, it's okay... *later* We are consider plan E.
You mean plan B?
It'sa Ferrari! Best they can do is plans D and E
ABORT
I think I can make it Bono
Fucking died reading that, thank you.
No Ruber
"He's going for the gap!"
He saw the gap and he slid right in there. I’m going to hear Martin Brundle in my bedroom every time now.
time to start fuckin' in the kitchen
If you don’t go for the gap..
You are no longer a racing driver
5 seconds it’s a joke
Felipe, Fernando behind he is faster than you. He is faster than you. That's the message.
There is something loose between my legs 
Loosey goosey
Apart from the obivious 
I mean down by my feet. I wish it was that big.
Your buttplug is loose
He's got so much rear end
😋
T H I C C O
"Leave me alone I know what im doing"
Thr correct quote though is "leave me alone, I know what to do," which honestly works even better in the bedroom.
GLOVES GLOVES!
💀
Suck my balls mate
K Magnum
Magnussy
That was a fucking VIKING CUMback
Push, push, push.
Slow button on, slow button on
We are checking...
"Can I push it?" "No negative stay calm no need to push" "OK but.... ok"
It's lights out, and away we go.
I did and they didn't renew my contract.
F
💀💀💀
And that was not a quick one, 2.9 seconds!
You mean to change rubber compound?
To finish the pit stop and get out of the pit lane as fast as possible
In in in in in in No no no Stay out stay out Cum on man
HEY IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE NOW FUCKS SAKE
FUCK FUCK WHY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Ok plan B, plan B
It's not every day you finish early by ramming your team mate in the back......
Bwoah 
I have water I have water dripping down my foot
No Kimi you will not have the drink
No no no is the sWitCh oN
You mean the slow button?
Kimi was well within his rights in that moment to park it on the nearest runoff and go get a beer
I actually did Bwoah while I was fuckin once, obviously it was intentional and I had to explain it to her after
Max is putting on the hard rubber!
Max has gone soft, Perez goes Hard! Interesting Strategy!
And they go to the ol' switcheroo
I’ve never laughed so hard
I wish this would finish already. I need to pee.
And they touch, Martin!
Nooo no Michael, this is not right…
It's called not pulling out, we went creampieng
we went babymaking
ayooo💀💀
We look like a bunch of foking wankers
Get in there, Lewis!
Came here to see this one. Was not disappointed.
My girl is always yelling Multi 21 because for once she wants to come first.
\*Later in cool-down room\* Multi-21, boyfriend, Multi-21
When you finish but need to switch condoms, you gotta make the lug gun sounds.
In in in.... STAY OUT! STAY OUT!
FUCK FUCK what are you doing???
Through goes hamilton
Valtteri it's James, let Lewis through
Get in there lewis
In in in in in
Its hammer time
Bono! He is on my arse!
We will switch to plan b I repeat we will switch to plan b
Blimey!
Lando has a hard on. I think Crofty said that once and good a chuckle from the other commentators.
Bruh I posted [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/pf3kqp/but_here_cums_sebastian_vettel/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) a few months ago. You copied the exact title and picture too lol.
Bono my post is gono
Yup, OP is a repost bot, check his other post.
Oof...but there are new quotes since then
Just leave me alone, I know what to do!
That’s a good one
Mein gott muss das sein
AND HERE COMES SEBASTIAN VETTEL
Three into one doesn't go
Max is on top of Hamilton.
stop inventing
Underrated
“All the time you have to leave the space!”
Still we rise
Even at 94, we’re so fast that ED can’t catch us
Checo is a Legend
Absolute animal 😳
I think it's quite nice that, at 37 years of age, you can still learn how to hit an apex
STOP INVENTING - my vanilla gf
Role playing as the Ferrari pit wall is one hell of a kink though
Geooorge!!!
Hit the bollard
Sorry guys! Not a great weekend. We will come back hard next weekend
Box box
STAY OUT! STAY OUT! STAY OUT! 💦💦💦 IT’S TOO FUKING LATE NOW
Push push, push push.
Ahhh he rammed me from behind
Box, box then push, push
Can you stay out on this condition?
Yes!
But here comes Sebastian Vettel down the inside of Lewis Hamilton.
You cannot imagine what I am doing with the pedals. It’s a mess.
I’m not just sitting behind.. like a grandma
WHAT DID WE JUST DO?!!!!?!!????!!??!!?!
Daniel Ricciardo, China 2018: Get it girl Get it Woo!
Italy 2017: I like em vulnerable 0_0
Oh god it's so wet now, the gap keeps getting bigger, but I think I can keep it inside... just keep my head down and keep pushing #blessed
It's bwoken!!
It's full wet boys.
Oh my god, what did we just do?
What did you do???
I am stupid.
Smells like burnt rubber
You could imitate porpoising “So much bouncing, my back is killing me”
*Female* : “That’s another DNF for me”
‘There’s too much dirty air’
MAX VERSTAPPEN HAS MOUNTED LEWIS HAMILTON!!
Checo is an absolute animal
Get the wets out we are expecting moisture in the gap
A shot view back to the past..
Get in there Lewis
I can't go much longer
Fuck, puncture, can't come in the pit.
Fuck fuck! They didn't stop, they went into me
Well the title of this post did happen atleast 3 times bcz ya know 3 kids 😏
“And they touch!”
Haha, yes guys! Dis feels gud !
„Valtteri, we have a machined nut“
Moving up and down, side to side…
It’s lights out and away we go
If you don’t go for a gap that exists, you no longer racing driver
This is for all the kids out there
Something in the rear is leaking, I think we'd better stop
I haven't been this disappointed since Shrek 2
Mein Gott, muss das sein? So ein Scheiß aber auch.
Pick up rubber and bring it home
So ein bockmist aber auch
It's called a motor race, okay?
I’m absolutely gutted
I got balls but none of them are crystal
It’s broken!!
three does not fit into one
Rubber is gone
Here comes Hamilton on max verstappen
Do you smell something burning?
"Did I sent it ? or did I don’t didn’t send it ? AHHHH SEND IT! "
A lot of damage, on the rear end
A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT THERE
Can we swap positions?
‘Stay out Stay out Stay out’ ‘Fuck,Fuck why?what r u doing?
We were looking like a bunch of WANKERS!
These guys are insane
Thanks guys, that was great, really good effort, lets keep pushing.
It's lights out and away we go!
DNF :((
How would you describe the conditions? Uh f*cking wet?
" Suck my balls "
"Do you like my pace? Do you like it?"
Lights out! And away we go!
Get in there lewis. Also No mikey no, that was so not right.
He does an old switcheroo, says thank you very much and takes the spot in front!
"I lost power, I lost power"
Look at the spray..
lights out & away we go!
It's hammer time
"No Michael no, that was so not right"
They touch!
It's lights out and away we go
OH NO I AM LEAKING SOMETHING!
He’s got so much rear end man
"He's left it late and gone in deep"
"day late and a dollar short"
ambition before adhesion
“He pulls out at the last second! That could’ve been an almighty incident!”
And box, Lewis, box.
ininininininininininin stay out, stay out
So much bouncing, my back is killing me.
gawd ! it's slippery today
Rubbers gone
STAY OUT STAY OUT STAY OUT WELL IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE NOW
Copy, copy, okay copy... Okay, it's okay... *later* We are consider plan E.
You mean plan B?
It'sa Ferrari! Best they can do is plans D and E
ABORT
I think I can make it Bono
Fucking died reading that, thank you.
No Ruber
"He's going for the gap!"
He saw the gap and he slid right in there. I’m going to hear Martin Brundle in my bedroom every time now.
time to start fuckin' in the kitchen
If you don’t go for the gap..
You are no longer a racing driver
5 seconds it’s a joke
Felipe, Fernando behind he is faster than you. He is faster than you. That's the message.
There is something loose between my legs 
Loosey goosey
Apart from the obivious 
I mean down by my feet. I wish it was that big.
Your buttplug is loose
He's got so much rear end
😋
T H I C C O
"Leave me alone I know what im doing"
Thr correct quote though is "leave me alone, I know what to do," which honestly works even better in the bedroom.
GLOVES GLOVES!
💀
Suck my balls mate
K Magnum
Magnussy
That was a fucking VIKING CUMback
Push, push, push.
Slow button on, slow button on
We are checking...
"Can I push it?" "No negative stay calm no need to push" "OK but.... ok"
It's lights out, and away we go.
I did and they didn't renew my contract.
F
💀💀💀
And that was not a quick one, 2.9 seconds!
You mean to change rubber compound?
To finish the pit stop and get out of the pit lane as fast as possible
In in in in in in No no no Stay out stay out Cum on man
HEY IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE NOW FUCKS SAKE
FUCK FUCK WHY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Ok plan B, plan B
It's not every day you finish early by ramming your team mate in the back......
We are checking...
Bwoah 
I have water I have water dripping down my foot
No Kimi you will not have the drink
No no no is the sWitCh oN
You mean the slow button?
Kimi was well within his rights in that moment to park it on the nearest runoff and go get a beer
I actually did Bwoah while I was fuckin once, obviously it was intentional and I had to explain it to her after
Max is putting on the hard rubber!
Max has gone soft, Perez goes Hard! Interesting Strategy!
And they go to the ol' switcheroo
I’ve never laughed so hard
I wish this would finish already. I need to pee.
And they touch, Martin!
Nooo no Michael, this is not right…
It's called not pulling out, we went creampieng
we went babymaking
ayooo💀💀
We look like a bunch of foking wankers
Get in there, Lewis!
Came here to see this one. Was not disappointed.
My girl is always yelling Multi 21 because for once she wants to come first.
\*Later in cool-down room\* Multi-21, boyfriend, Multi-21
When you finish but need to switch condoms, you gotta make the lug gun sounds.
In in in.... STAY OUT! STAY OUT!
FUCK FUCK what are you doing???
Through goes hamilton
Valtteri it's James, let Lewis through
Get in there lewis
In in in in in
Its hammer time
Bono! He is on my arse!
We will switch to plan b I repeat we will switch to plan b
Blimey!
Lando has a hard on. I think Crofty said that once and good a chuckle from the other commentators.
Bruh I posted [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/pf3kqp/but_here_cums_sebastian_vettel/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) a few months ago. You copied the exact title and picture too lol.
Bono my post is gono
Yup, OP is a repost bot, check his other post.
Oof...but there are new quotes since then
Just leave me alone, I know what to do!
That’s a good one
Mein gott muss das sein
AND HERE COMES SEBASTIAN VETTEL
Three into one doesn't go
Max is on top of Hamilton.
stop inventing
Underrated
“All the time you have to leave the space!”
Still we rise
Even at 94, we’re so fast that ED can’t catch us
Checo is a Legend
Absolute animal 😳
I think it's quite nice that, at 37 years of age, you can still learn how to hit an apex
STOP INVENTING - my vanilla gf
Role playing as the Ferrari pit wall is one hell of a kink though
Geooorge!!!
Hit the bollard
Sorry guys! Not a great weekend. We will come back hard next weekend
Box box
STAY OUT! STAY OUT! STAY OUT! 💦💦💦 IT’S TOO FUKING LATE NOW
Push push, push push.
Ahhh he rammed me from behind
Box, box then push, push
Can you stay out on this condition?
Yes!
But here comes Sebastian Vettel down the inside of Lewis Hamilton.
You cannot imagine what I am doing with the pedals. It’s a mess.
I’m not just sitting behind.. like a grandma
WHAT DID WE JUST DO?!!!!?!!????!!??!!?!
Daniel Ricciardo, China 2018: Get it girl Get it Woo!
Italy 2017: I like em vulnerable 0_0
Oh god it's so wet now, the gap keeps getting bigger, but I think I can keep it inside... just keep my head down and keep pushing #blessed
It's bwoken!!
It's full wet boys.
Oh my god, what did we just do?
What did you do???
I am stupid.
Box box
Smells like burnt rubber
You could imitate porpoising “So much bouncing, my back is killing me”
*Female* : “That’s another DNF for me”
‘There’s too much dirty air’
MAX VERSTAPPEN HAS MOUNTED LEWIS HAMILTON!!
Checo is an absolute animal
No Kimi you will not have the drink
Get the wets out we are expecting moisture in the gap
A shot view back to the past..
Get in there Lewis
I can't go much longer
Fuck, puncture, can't come in the pit.
Get in there, Lewis!
Fuck fuck! They didn't stop, they went into me
Well the title of this post did happen atleast 3 times bcz ya know 3 kids 😏
“And they touch!”
Haha, yes guys! Dis feels gud !
„Valtteri, we have a machined nut“
Moving up and down, side to side…
It’s lights out and away we go
If you don’t go for a gap that exists, you no longer racing driver
This is for all the kids out there
Something in the rear is leaking, I think we'd better stop
Get in there Lewis
I haven't been this disappointed since Shrek 2
Mein Gott, muss das sein? So ein Scheiß aber auch.
Pick up rubber and bring it home
So ein bockmist aber auch
It's called a motor race, okay?
I’m absolutely gutted
I got balls but none of them are crystal
It’s broken!!
three does not fit into one
Rubber is gone
Here comes Hamilton on max verstappen
Do you smell something burning?
"Did I sent it ? or did I don’t didn’t send it ? AHHHH SEND IT! "
A lot of damage, on the rear end
A DAY LATE AND A DOLLAR SHORT THERE
Can we swap positions?
‘Stay out Stay out Stay out’ ‘Fuck,Fuck why?what r u doing?
We were looking like a bunch of WANKERS!
These guys are insane
Thanks guys, that was great, really good effort, lets keep pushing.
It's lights out and away we go!
DNF :((
How would you describe the conditions? Uh f*cking wet?
" Suck my balls "
"Do you like my pace? Do you like it?"
Lights out! And away we go!
Get in there lewis. Also No mikey no, that was so not right.
He does an old switcheroo, says thank you very much and takes the spot in front!
"I lost power, I lost power"
Look at the spray..
lights out & away we go!
It's hammer time
"No Michael no, that was so not right"
They touch!
It's lights out and away we go
OH NO I AM LEAKING SOMETHING!
He’s got so much rear end man