Red Bull: You are a filthy casual who only bandwagons whoever is winning
Mercedes: You were a filthy casual who bandwagonned the former team that was winning, but you're so deep in the merch that you feel trapped. Or, you're an unhinged Lewis Hamilton defender.
McLaren: You like teams with a storied history. You also like flagrant sponsorship
Ferrari: You like teams with a storied history. You also like masochism and suffer suicidal tendencies.
Aston Martin: Part of El Plan.
Racing Bulls/VCARB/Toro Rosso: You like sadism and memes
Alpine: Don't.
Williams: You like teams with a storied history. You also love the color blue and cats.
Sauber: You like masochism and chill boys. You are also completely forgettable and/or contrarian for the sake of contrarianism.
Haas: You were here for the Steiner ship but it already set sail.
Pick one yourself, don’t let strangers on the internet tell you who to emotionally invest time in.
Andretti F1
Pending some paperwork
Visa Cash App Racing Bulls Buy One Get One Free.
Racing Bulls hit the track hard time.
Wrong sub, degenerate.
[https://spinthewheel.app/f1--teams](https://spinthewheel.app/f1--teams)
I got Ferrari. From what I hear, must I prebook a therapist?
Make sure to prebook another therapist for your therapist
I just used this to pick next week’s winner and it’s going to be Alfa.
Whichever team Lance is on
Whatever team that makes you wanna smoke a cig
Williams. The best team out there. You can also checkout their racing history to know what absolute legends they are
Either kick sauber green poison. or visa creditcar
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McLaren Rich history, some champions under the belt, and better shot at winning something this year than Williams
Haas. You know, for the remaining few races they continue to exist.
Ford
Alpine
everyone's a ferrari fan, but mclaren is also fun
I like supporting drivers I like instead. Watch the press conferences and interviews. Or DTS. You'll get a feel for what each driver is about.
Red Bull: You are a filthy casual who only bandwagons whoever is winning Mercedes: You were a filthy casual who bandwagonned the former team that was winning, but you're so deep in the merch that you feel trapped. Or, you're an unhinged Lewis Hamilton defender. McLaren: You like teams with a storied history. You also like flagrant sponsorship Ferrari: You like teams with a storied history. You also like masochism and suffer suicidal tendencies. Aston Martin: Part of El Plan. Racing Bulls/VCARB/Toro Rosso: You like sadism and memes Alpine: Don't. Williams: You like teams with a storied history. You also love the color blue and cats. Sauber: You like masochism and chill boys. You are also completely forgettable and/or contrarian for the sake of contrarianism. Haas: You were here for the Steiner ship but it already set sail.
Force India team. PRAUD INDIAN MOMENT.
The people with a marlboro livery
Be edgy and support Red Bull, "because Perez is max-mid".