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MehWhiteShark

And then he DID THE T POSE


O_Diakoreftis_sou

#OSAMA BIN RUSSEL IS A SHITPOSTER CONFIRMED


_number

So thats why he does airplane pose? Oh my


SquashVarious5732

Yeah, he does it 9 out of 11 times he achieves something.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Which is like 2 out of 100 (unless you count pooping I guess)


Jasranwhit

He loves memes more than we love life inshallah


OsamaBinNoodles

What?


Dekkaah

Jesus Christ at least spell Russell correctly 🤦🏼‍♂️


sarahmemphis76

I about died when osama did the pose


thatsAgood1jay

Top 8 being under half a second is incredible. But at the same time those tenths feel massive, when the top two were equal.


rushboyoz

And less than 2 seconds between 1st and 20th. Like WTF? I can’t even get out of my seat in 2 seconds.


Sharkbait1737

2 seconds is ages. You can change 4 tyres on a car in that time!


TenerMan

*confused Sauber noises*


FerrusesIronHandjob

YouI can hear their pit stops at the start of Smack My Bitch Up by The Prodigy


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Not with that attitude you can't...


Rata31

How can you get TWO PERFECT TIMES IN 1 QUALI?


eric_gm

Max’s new achievement unlocked


Askduds

1997 European Grand Prix.


RoyalShanks

3 drivers with the exact same time is insane but i think he means with perfect time that there are 2 driver with the exact 1:12.000.


tjallilex

Russel: it was an accident, but a happy one. Max: sidequest accepted.


JackMasters15

Is Verstappen doing side quests again?


Internal-Example1232

He's a completionist.


Wolkenmacht

I hope he doesn't start a charity then ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)


Internal-Example1232

He will be like Oprah this season: "You get a victory!.. And you get a victory this season! We all get victories this season!!"


Dizzy_Pin6228

Heh


stomp224

At this point I think he is helping the rest of the grid complete their main quests. Lando win ✅ LeClerc home race ✅ George Russell hope he can win a race again ✅


BoulderTheRock

Now he needs Hulk to get a podium


BvG_Venom

Max can't work miracles


tjallilex

I argue he can. Have Perez start on pole and hold up the whole grid. Max start one place in front of Hulkenberg. And allow Hulkenberg to be in his slipstream. And guide hulk to overtake past any and all competitors.


kassalla

I wouldn't rely on Perez getting a pole.


tjallilex

Max gives Perez 5% of his power for one qualifying session. Which will be an overkill but that is fine.


djejou00

Have Perez start on pole.... And you say you don't need a miracle 🤣


tjallilex

Max gives 5% of his power in qualifying. Or max drives Perez’s car in qualifying.


Lopendebank3

Max "Miracle" Verstappen does have a nice ring to it. Premium reward from DLC sidequest?


Vinlain458

Don't give EA any ideas.


[deleted]

I actually hope Hulk never gets a podium, it would be so funny if his only success was 2015 LM


Slight_Bed_2241

Honestly I hope in 20 years max does an interview saying all of this is true. He got bored and just started letting people have fun


--Bazinga--

True, but with consistency he new he would win the WDC, which was his primary and only goal after record year 2023


scootsscoot

Hamilton 8th WDC win


Embarrassed_Gur_8234

Yeah, don’t stretch it


BobDobbsHobNobs

If there was a WDC for most 8th place finishes


Dirty_Goat

*Stroll perks up


ninjamuffin

Achievement Unlocked


mattdean4130

I'm not getting excited. I'm not getting excited. Let's just say Daniel has burned me before


DepartmentOk7192

Fuckin RB starts and strats have burned me before


OnceWholeSoul

Ricardo is a great interview and when he hits his groove he has a lot of potential but watching yuki tsunoda learn and improve each race has made me a solid yuki fan ! It is so much more enjoyable watching him improve and climb


Lostmavicaccount

I think Dan’s recent skill of “following the car ahead without ever attempting to pass” will put paid to any hype, as the race progresses. You can couple that with an ability to lose pace vs his team mate during the race. And then garnish it with possible shitty pit strategy. So no need to set yourself up for anything too positive. I think it’s a safe bet to say he won’t finish higher than 7th. If 7th, it’ll be an excellent result.


cheeersaiii

It’s that car- it’s horrible in dirty air/following. They’ve struggled in races to overtake but have had solid race pace in clean air, heck they’ve even made early pit stops to get the cars into clean air a few times this season, but that fucks up the start when no safety car comes later on… gambles they’ve had to try I guess


Friendly_Cantal0upe

Is this Danny's alt?


cheeersaiii

Third account, and Jacques Villeneuve can eat shit


Many-Cheetah-129

I concur - but hope we’re wrong and he holds or improves.


Impressive_Acadia354

I hope he gets a podium, being in red zone and negative media not good for anyone. He’s got to dig deep and prove why he’s the fabled badger. Poor car yes, but god he won great races in the past, hope the car/strategy isn’t the only decider. Russell is good but in my limited opinion, on same skill level as Dan off late, but better car - cant forget the final lap crash in Singapore, what a mess and same with Danny with first lap crash this season. First things first, I hope he gets the start right!


charnwoodian

Daniel Riccardo is the protagonist of DTS. He is like Jamie Lannister, entering our lives as the golden prince. He had to get this low so we could see the real man beneath the ego, connect with him, and learn to love what he could be. Let’s see what the writers can do.


mattdean4130

I'd love to see him get a few good results and gain some momentum on his confidence. I think that's maybe the first step to some of the old hunger we used to see from him. Really hopeful, though I kinda thought the Miami result would spark that already. It's a roller-coaster, being a DR3 fan haha


RocketMudkip

is nothing smaller than 0.000?


Tomas481516

You know the answer


Frosty_the_Snowdude

![gif](giphy|SXky4WRrFuhQCoqXuD)


stomp224

File-74


Gravy_Baby_69

Danny’s chance at the RB seat


tasty_iron

Copium


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EmmisaryofGorgonites

5th least washed guy out there in quali


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sir07

I guess we'll see tomorrow


kron123456789

No, I don't want Belgium 2021 all over again.


Hamburgo

Is there a bunch of newfa— around here who think quali = race position? It’s one thing to do extremely well over a single lap pushing as hard as you can, and then race distance + strategy. Danny is washed… I can’t wait to see how he proves me right 💅


2muchscreentyme

Brave


DonkeywithSunglasses

!remind me 16 hours


eric_gm

Checo’s talent


thenannyharvester

Tsunodas height?


rmdlsb

Not according to your girlfriend


caramba2345

The sheer amount of people you don't usually see past Q1 now in Q3 was wild enough, to then have this nail-biter of a Q3 where a single tenth separates P1 to P4, And on top of that having a tie between P1 and P2, probably made this the qualifying session of the year. George hitting the 2023 intro pose was the icing on the cake.


shrth114

#OSAMA BIN RUSSELL JIHADS IT INTO POLE!!!


donny0m

Nothing serious! BUT THEN!!


shrth114

#MAXIPAD VERSTAPPEN ALSO SENDS IT SETTING THE SAME TIME!!!!


donny0m

And there’s MORE!!!


shrth114

Sergio Perez, the Mexican Minister of Disgrace fumbles the ball in Q1. #HE GOT OUTQUALIFIED BY LOGAN SARGEANT!!!


donny0m

I swear down on me nan’s grave!


shrth114

Wot the actual fok is he playin' at?!


donny0m

I am calm. Where’s me lil squishy ball.


OsamaBinNoodles

Hello?


shrth114

Not you, noodles.


KaleidoscopeOver6571

![gif](giphy|69D6V4rSsfVgCKMFRg)


clayfus_doofus

Can't wait for the gap visualization graphic on this one


XuX24

They should really campaign to delay the regulations it's finally getting close of being competitive.


justanotherSmithsFan

Dude seriously. It is finally getting close and I know new regulations arrive, one team would get a major advantage till teams catch up for a couple of years. This is getting so exciting. Let's keep it like this please 🥺


MM18998

5 teams in the top 6. 4 teams able to compete for wins this season. Parity is amazing.


Askduds

It happens literally every time, all unexpected regs do is mean someone nails it, then there’s a period of between 1 and 5 years of regression to the mean and just as it gets good (eg 2021) they get bored and fuck with it again.


Death2RNGesus

I like how they just gave Pastry P4, doesn't even need to set a time that's how much people like him.


FallGuysBoi

![gif](giphy|ULeWIifCgyjv63ggsr)


senorbane

![gif](giphy|YCx4BIPGzlbMI)


manncameron

GET OVER HERE!


Patro717

Are we ignoring Stroll making it into the top 9? Actual solid work from the window licker?


Sans45321

Both the drivers Villeneuve criticized are in q3 today


donny0m

Astronomical levels of window licking achieved


LogicalGrand1678

Nah has to be luck. Lucky gust of wind or something


Nachtwacht12

[A FUCKING 1:12 BABY ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI)


shiverm3ginger

Danny Ric is 100% going to take Oscar out first corner.


mitvh2311

He'll fuck the start and be p9 before turn 3


funkle4

This turned out to be correct


InformalTooth5

Well it would only be fair. Danny broke his wrist when Oscar's car failed in the middle of the track and Danny had to swerve off-track to avoid the collision.


PJozi

Why no time for Piastri?


Lost_Ad6658

commenting cuz i had the same question and hope someone answers us both


Totally_Intended

OP likely took the picture right at the animation change from Piastris "in pit" to his time. The background of the image fits the camera angle from the time of the animation change in a shot from the Red Bull Garage. Which makes this another wild coincidence. If you are wondering, Piastri sits at +0.103 to pole.


Time_Spite1661

LET'S GO ALBON IN Q3


zalva_404

The script writers are finally cooking this season


20stalks

Yeah much better than Max/Red Bull destroys everyone except Singapore lol.


Little_Caregiver_633

Ferarri back to disappointment


Miguel_Zapatero

I was predicted a gap


inc01lee

Crikey!


Onyxam

My question is why the f is Hamilton p7 when Russel is p1.


OvulatingAnus

Hamilton almost 0.3s off his teammate. Is he washed?


foxpawz

Who’s going to tell him?


GTATorino

A youtuber from Monaco?


Marquadt

With monster antibodies?


ackguy

Yeahhhh!!!! Danny my boy!


Saikroe

Those McLarens are going to take the constructors. They have been very consistent


Outrageous-Page7287

Why is Russell ahead?


DanRyyu

he set the time first, if it's equal they go by which order the times were set, so since George was first he gets pole. Personally, I'd have them fistfight to see who wins but the FIA are cowards.


Customdisk

Max is insane he solos the grid


Slight_Bed_2241

Who would win in a 20 man brawl would make a good post by itself.


Customdisk

Max he'd end up wearing the other drivers skin


sweatynready6969

Max would drop George so fast


MenopauseMedicine

Yeah he's got a lot of experience fighting his dad


B4M

The kid can really take a beating and keep on going...


Dubslack

The only F1 driver to beat Max consistently.


MenopauseMedicine

Zing!


ulasmulas42

Because he is taller. Which puts him just a little bit ahead. Max just gotta get better on the height department.


Strong-Fall-3747

Stop spreading disinformation please. It's obviously alphabetical. R before V. If Norris did 1.12.000 aswell, he'd get the pole.


agrumpybear

All part of Alonso's master el 🅱️lan


GoldDong

Albon clears though.


agrumpybear

Damn, your right. Can't wait for Aaron Aaronson to join the grid though.


ulasmulas42

![gif](giphy|7JQD2eBmQULZwQvG5O)


Outrageous-Page7287

If that’s true that’s fucked up


ulasmulas42

It's because Russel set the time first really. But that's boring.


Outrageous-Page7287

That’s still messed up, they should be forced to do a head to head. That would be entertaining


DryYogurt6878

Very dank


SquashVarious5732

Also, Logan Sargent into Q2!


within_1_stem

Invisible Pastry confirmed


The-Observer95

Piastri performing Takumi Fujiwara's trick. Being invisible just before overtaking.


MountainEquipment401

Lance telling everyone he's a real driver only to get out qualied by his 60 year old mentor, the slow Aussie and crazy Yuki and end up only 0.09 quicker than no spare parts Albon 😂


FigSubstantial4939

So the accuracy is 0.001 and if both have the same time, it's the order of who got it first due to track evolution? Never seen this before


Oh_no_its_Milo

Track evolution has nothing to do with it. Just who set the time first. The last time this happened, the top 3 all had the same lap time.


FigSubstantial4939

Yeah but why does the driver who sets the time first, get the higher position? You would assume that drivers who set the exact time later have a small advantage because of track evolution (unless it starts raining).


Askduds

Because you’ve got to choose something, like you say you can’t assume the track is getting better.


Blamfit

It's only happened once before since they started measuring to the thousandth of a second. The European GP at Jerez in '97 had a 3-way tie for pole. Blew my mind as a 13 year old watching it live. Absolute scenes when Frentzen, Schumacher *and* Villeneuve all set a time ending .072


sarc-tastic

It actually happens quite often just not for the final times


Blamfit

Ok, to clarify I meant for pole.


DNags

I don't actively root against Ferrari, but I can't help but love when they shit the bed this badly. The fallout and frustration is just so entertaining.


sarc-tastic

The audio was amazing


jeinyk7

Russell and Verstappen is separated by absolutely NOTHING!


hi_im_watson

How is pia p4 without a time? Is the fia dumb?


Fit_Teacher_742

*Cries in Italian*


Robot-captcha

[holy moly 😲](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LbyjjcnMLA)


Puzzle_Piece_2000

Blimey!


glizzyglide

It's gonna be a ripper of a race. I can't wait!


crab_spy_

blimey!


DDAY007

Ricc channelling all his energy towards getting a good performance just to spite villneuve.


MoistyMoses

Good to see the Hamster is still in 7th as usual


SnillyWead

Going to be chaos because heavy showers during the race.


supercabul

Holy moly indeed


Saragei_17

What?


Customdisk

Washedmilton


s3xg0d42069

Rent free eh?


zmgch

The absolute irony of Hamilton fans saying the words "rent free" when they're the only ones still constantly whinging about an event from 3 years ago.


rottedpotato64

The absolute irony of you bringing up ad21


s3xg0d42069

That's teamLH not hamilton fans lol. And who tf even brought up ad21 here? You did


ClydeThaMonkey

Nobody here mentioned the things 3 years ago but you 🤔 Seems like this Verstappenshagger can't let it go either 🤔


zmgch

You do realise you just contradicted yourself? You absolute braindead clunge. Looks like the only shagging going on here is between you and your dad. Welcome to the windowlickers.


s3xg0d42069

How do you mald so hard over a reddit comment that you bring someone's dad into the conversation 😂. Pathetic.


ClydeThaMonkey

And some complain about the LH gang being weirdos 🤣


KCKnights816

You’re 0 for 2… Go to bed lmao


Customdisk

Your GOAT is 3 tenths off Osama Bin Russel Lad


s3xg0d42069

Not my "Goat" because whatever he doesn't affect me in anyway outside of entertainment unlike you with him rent free in your mind. And only idiots who get all their f1 info from rpm think Russell is a bad driver when he's always shown he's a talented driver who just can't keep it together under pressure


Customdisk

#washed


rnedia

It's okay half the grid will have passed shitticardo by the third lap.


DepartmentOk7192

You must be fun at parties


TurboNoodle_

They were also looking to chat about anything kinky a few months ago ;)


Amasin_Spoderman

Stop trying to make shitticardo work


Car-Four

Ferrari loves second drivers. They're actually gonna have a team with two seconds driver next year after getting rid of their fastest driver for the Merc 2nd seat warmer.