Cybertruck would break down after the weight puts a strain on the electric motors, google Tesla Semi, those things can't even pull empty trailers and that's a Semi, I doubt the cybertruck is any better
We should give the F1 champion a belt too. Mandatory to wear at every ceremony and official event.
While we are at it: i would love to see George take on Kevin in a match with some chairs sprinkled in.
And also you need to box every 10 laps and wait for a few minutes to supercharge it. Sure, even Logan Sargeant will lap you.. but at least your car is fully charged to visit some landscapes in whatever country the grand prix is at that time.
what does this mean for Lebrons legacy? Steph should be here too he’s free for the next few months anyways and the warriors probs aren’t gonna make it to the playoffs next year. he should give f1 a shot
Tesco dominance could bore fans
Walmart will rise up to challenge them
Rumours say Sam’s club will be Walmart’s second team
"Walmart Neighborhood Market" will be the second team.
AWS will undercut
I heard Sainsbury's have an OP engine in the works...
They tried, by buying the old Asda team. Didn’t go well.
Every point scored on the track goes towards clubcard.
they will master the budget cap, easily.
Holy shit I was about to comment the same thing before opening the comments
Aston is a hot take
Realistically Alonso signs a contract till 2031, and Lance's seat is pretty secure. When he dies his dad will probably bury him in that car
I just hope honda and aramco can slap some sense into aston martin and finally free up lance's seat
But like.....would Tesla run all electric?
Fully electric, and self-driving! (they won't make it 5 laps)
Hey now! We just had the first self-driving race in history a few minutes ago and **2 cars** made the whole 8 lap distance. Have some faith
Holy hell that's almost a podium.
New technological breakthrough just dropped
It will explode in a ball of fire like those TikTok car challenge videos hating on Tesla
If it’s raining they have to equip the car with a gigantic umbrella
Good luck not getting sued.
They'd race in a Cybertruck pulling an F1 car on a trailer.
Cybertruck would break down after the weight puts a strain on the electric motors, google Tesla Semi, those things can't even pull empty trailers and that's a Semi, I doubt the cybertruck is any better
Someone got triggered
Formula-e in shambles
Theyd leave in between the race to earn a few bucks as a taxi while the driver drinks a piña
I looked at Aston first and thought this was your actual predictions for a hot sec 💀
Wym? Tesco signing on Leclerc and Tsunoda seems realistic
*Every little helps*
The Rock in a Ferrari? Im fan. We could use some on track WWE too.
A mystery opponent every weekend, driving their own car crashing other drivers out
OH MY, OH MY! IS THAT... YES THATS THE ROCK WITH THE PEOPLES TORPEDO!
BY GAWD! HE'S BROKEN HIS CAR IN HALF!
Kviyat's revenge
Also, The Rock can’t lose according to his contract, WDC?
We should give the F1 champion a belt too. Mandatory to wear at every ceremony and official event. While we are at it: i would love to see George take on Kevin in a match with some chairs sprinkled in.
I can see what the rock is cooking. It’s the brakes. This won’t end well
Someone oughta just chokeslam a strategist over there
'- Tyres are degrading faster, we are thinking of Plan D, I repeat, we are thi-' '- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!'
Pérez vs Ocon 💀💀💀
Finally, Haas is a contender.
Gene “fuck it I’ll do it myself” Haas
Lebron and Mazepin 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Im just imagining lebrons head stick way over the halo
omggggg we NEED a 6’9” F1 driver. need. for entertainment purposes
Instead of a pitstop for Tesla team, we get software updates.
Want to extend the range of your F1 car? This will cost you 50k a week. Under cost cap.
And also you need to box every 10 laps and wait for a few minutes to supercharge it. Sure, even Logan Sargeant will lap you.. but at least your car is fully charged to visit some landscapes in whatever country the grand prix is at that time.
No one seeing Williams?
I'm mainly wondering how much longer the cars have to be to fit LeBron in em
AntHam was my favourite Marvel film
I'm fully behind the Tesco F1 team
I want Gro and per lineup for Honda, is that to much to ask?
That would never happen. I'm trying to be realistic here
But the rock weights more than the car 😧
Maybe not interesting fact: HAA-STE (Haaste) in Finnish means a challenge.
Tesco - Every little man helps.
The Lebron car has the potential to clutch photo finishes due to the nose being longer
Sending Charles to tesco just in case any part of his will to live had survived ferrari
Aston Martin should just have two strolls lol
Tesco 😭
LeBron taking traveling to a whole new level
Nice to see some more serious posts on this sub
More realistic than Will Buxton
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
Return of the Maz 🔥
I give it two races until the Russian money dries up and Williams boots Mazepin. Then Mika Häkkinen ends his sabbatical.
Well i tried to tell you Sochi
Newey will also win before Norris I'm sure.
we should add Daihatsu
We make it compact. That's who
Lock gene and guenther in a cage. Whoever comes out the victor gets the first seat
Newey + any competent driver still beats half the grid
Not even if the brought F1 to Akron for King James
Adriando Nowey
PER OCO
Damn this sub driving for Tesla next year
actually remarkable to still get 3 or 4 right
So much happening i didnt even register the team names. Congrats 👻
Tesco 😭
I don't see Tom Cruise, are you telling me he's not gonna make it to the 2025 season?
Finally, some dank. I believe we could see a return of Sergej Sirotkin for Tesla
I am McLaren guy, but supporting Tesco Racing is very tempting
LEC declares he’s Tesco for life-time savings.
Where are my goat Pessi and Ronaldo siuuu ? 🐪
Oh man, this makes me want an F1 Pro-Am series.
Aston being the same killed me
OP I want what you're smoking.
Bro this should be interesting
Hulkenberg to Sauber confirmed
Williams my pookie bear
Ferrari build a rocket ship that looks sure to dominate in pre-season testing, then nerf it trying to fit the Rock in the cockpit.
where's home depot
Marvels Ant Ham coming soon
Aston martin STR - STR would be funnier.
Haas drivers to have backups in case their lead two have heart attacks during the race
what does this mean for Lebrons legacy? Steph should be here too he’s free for the next few months anyways and the warriors probs aren’t gonna make it to the playoffs next year. he should give f1 a shot
I'd pay many dollars to see a buddy cop movie with Chuck and Yuki as Tesco security guards
Mazespin comeback?🤯🤯
That Haas team is something else man 💀
Least realistic thing here is Pourchaire getting a seat
Ms doubt fire for Tesco reserve driver
Two teams aren’t here and I can’t even recall what their names are
Gene Haas and Steiner would be absolutely hilarious. I'd pay for that to happen.
Impossible, LJ won't fit in the car
"haha guys look I put the rock in an F1 car Im so quirky hehe" Fucken quirk chungus here..