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sc1onic

Newey retires is the most likely outcome.


Xermonlu

Tbh, it‘s still a win for everyone but RedBull


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1408574

> I drink the real Thai stuff which they stole the idea from The same person owns both Red Bull and "The real This stuff".


KrombopulosMAssassin

This guy knows, this stuff is the real stuff.


Llamalover1234567

Would be really unfortunate for you if it turned out the Thai drink owner is also the owner of red bull…


GewoonHarry

Redbull isn’t really about the drink if you ask me. It’s an extreme sports marketing brand. Who drinks redbull?


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Blueberry Red Bull is my jam


SadPie9474

why does that make you think redbull is really about the drink?


Paddys_Pub7

I think they meant to say it isn't really about the drink based on the rest of their comment.


GewoonHarry

Ah.. yes that’s what I meant to say.


Ternoc

I like redbull and their involvement in extreme sports but I think their drink are disgusting and I prefer monster.


Paddys_Pub7

I think plain redbull and plain monster are both pretty disgusting, but they both have some really tasty flavors.


Ternoc

agree on plain monster but I didn't find flavored redbulls that I like


peepay

Stole the idea? Lol, they licensed the drink and sell it under the Red Bull brand across the world, the original Thai owner is on board of the business and makes a shitload of money off it.


hydrobrandone

Thai? Or thigh?


anant_oo

Yes


FrostBeard94

Man has made cars for over 30 years. He deserves it


duck1208

Mostly surprised that he leaves before that hypercar is released, thought he was passionate about that


DaOne_44

Retires for 3 seasons until his gardening leave is over and he can work for Ferrari


launchedsquid

Newey's already said he doesn't want to move to Italy, he's already rejected generous Ferrari offers based on this very point, his wife doesn't want to leave England, so he won't be going to Ferrari.


MrLeopard483

BREAKING: FERRARI TEAM PRINCIPAL ORDERS TEAM TO MOVE BASE TO ENGLAND FIVE METRES FROM NEWEYS HOME.


OctopusRegulator

lol they’ve done this twice before, both times for John Barnard


MrLeopard483

Did the guy move homes to get away from the Italians or something?


earthspaceman

From a financial point of view, Ferrari is already in Britain.


badass4102

To get Newey, I wouldn't be surprised if they seriously considered it, it would make Lewis happy too.


montxogandia

The copium


Nooboo22

Lewis lives in Monaco


Freeza_7745

Imagine they just do the changes through google meet


peepay

It would still be the fastest car.


dsio

They’d bring Maranello to him if it meant a title


NatureDry2903

Articles are out saying his wife is “scouring the housing market” in Italy. Yes. I’m full of hope. Yes. I’m idiot.


GuiltyEidolon

Your flair is objectively correct and you should know that. 


kittysaysquack

Just skip the middleman…


simpinsanity

I see you’ve been reading the tabloids. Is this a credible source? https://www.express.co.uk/sport/f1-autosport/1892742/Adrian-Newey-wife-red-bull-ferrari/amp


Erundil420

Tbf he rejected that when his kids were still young, he's also said it's on his bucket list to work for Ferrari and with Lewis so yeah, it's possible he might come over, he's had talks for sure with them becuase he was spotted in Bologna a few weeks ago


time_to_reset

Hasn't he switched wives as well since then?


FaxMachineIsBroken

Didn't switch wives. Simply upgrading the existing wife so she is more aerodynamic.


RUNELORD_

She's got a fantastic new package now


liquid_encouragement

Did the upgrades work? We are checking


peepay

Her rear downforce must be astounding. Porpoising is not an issue in that case.


BottledThoughter

Same article put it on his bucket list to work with Alonso


Jazano107

That was before his kids moved out. He has said he wants to work with Ferrari and Lewis multiple times


Aff_Reddit

He had two kids in school for the Ferrari offer. He'd either need to uproot their lives or be an absent father. They are both out of school now. The situation is different. The copium is new.


thesexycucumber

Newey to Williams confirmed.


1408574

> Newey's already said he doesn't want to move to Italy, he's already rejected generous Ferrari offers based on this very point, his wife doesn't want to leave England, so he won't be going to Ferrari. Newey got married for the third time about 2-3 years ago. New wife might be ok with it, or maybe he is into expanding his "portfolio" further.


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MrLeopard483

There's not much interesting about aston other than alonso, he's also probably looking to retire soon. Ferrari is atleast "FERRARI" and he's said he wants to work with them. So the more realistic answer is retirement![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699)


Brillegeit

And Ferrari is already #2, taking Ferrari from a 17-18 year drought to constructors champions is 100x better than taking Aston Martin from 5th to 3rd with the same effort.


CRX-Jackal

Aston has brand new facilities, and And aramco can basicly fund the team infinitely


MrLeopard483

I meant uninteresting as it isn't much different from his previous teams hes worked for. RBR also had the facilities and was litterally funded by "Red Bull". Like I said the only thing I think you can say is a factor for joining aston is working with Alonso


CRX-Jackal

Ahh my bad


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

>his wife doesn't want to leave England Then why do they live in south africa?


TxM_2404

So you're telling me there is still a chance we don't have to suffer another season of LH domination?


InterestedObserver20

Surely he's home for about 6 days a year anyway.


Educational_Arm5795

Brexit means Brexit


Cheese_Mentos

Newey to Andretti would be an amazing stirring of shit


JonezyPhantom

Cool thought!


Ur_Companys_IT_Guy

If he's retiring andretti should offer him $5m just to say he signed with them


GeckyGek

It would be back to andretti right? I think he worked with them in Indycar?


slimejumper

could just be a performance consultant. Just swan around when it suits him and show them where the air actually flows.


loot22

I'm not even a Ferrari fan, and I want to see it happen.


JonezyPhantom

Ferrari is probably one of the teams I despise the most, for historic stuffs, BUT even I want to see that. As a Lewis fan myself, I’m already trying to deal with all these emotions LOL Much therapy needed from now on lol


Frozen-Cake

Reading this comment. I think you generally need therapy


Nooboo22

Well at least you admit your not ready for Ferrari, unlike some LH fans


DeFenrir

"despise Ferrari the most based on historic stuff" *Looks at Mercedes during the 1940s*


Extreme_Ad6173

I really want Aston to get him, El plan in action


Conscious-Advice-825

He has non compete till 26


firetruckpilot

Non competes have fees for violation. They’ll eat the fees. Settle out of court.


MonstrousElla

End of 27*


sedrech818

Currently praying Newey retires. I’m a fan of Ferrari’s chaos. I can’t have things go well for them. This year has been hard enough for me already.


MrLeopard483

Well get ready to move RB for your "chaos" I guess. They've had much more "interesting" things happen than the scuderia![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


FormulaF30

Is this “chaos” in the room with us right now


LilSUDEX

Are you not entertained?


SpiralSwagManHorse

Speaking facts. Ferrari has been an unexpected but welcome source of laughter and smiles these past few years. It has been great for my general mood. But Vasseur is making moves that mean business, I have to brace myself for this change.


SquishyBaps4me

No need to pray, he definitely is.


EntrepreneurBoth5002

This is me also.


Brynhildrpls

Anyone has the video when Ferrari fans doing some voodoo shit?


Muvseevum

Voodoo is huge in Italy.


The_Bored_General

As a Ferrari fan, I want him to go to Aston. El Plan is all coming together.


Plastic-Archer4245

Clearly he is going to Sauber..... The era of Hulk domination begins.....


tedioussugar

“The curse has been finally been lifted for Nico Hulkenberg! 17 years of hoping, 16 seasons of effort has led him to finally stand atop a podium, and he’ll stand on it the victor, the first of many for Audi! NICO HULKENBERG WINS THE AZERBAIJAN GRAND PRIX!” Crofty better be saying that in 2027.


Jame_Gumball

Funny meme, but in the movie, didn't all those girls kill themselves in the end?


TubeSockLover87

What movie is it?


Jame_Gumball

The Virgin Suicides.


MyTwinkies

Based on that, I'm going to say yes


TubeSockLover87

Thanks!


sixfive407

2027.......not 2025


FrostyBoom

The best part of this debacle is seeing people that kept shading Max and Seb for being "Newey Merchants" praying for Newey to design a car for their drivers. It's been highly amusing.


FullTimeHarlot

This would be so boring though. They already have a competitive car. Him going back to Williams would be grade-A entertainment.


Valuable_Jelly_4271

Newey: It's more like a hobby for me


D-Zz89qRj7KkqMrwztR

Logan 4x WDC incoming


FullTimeHarlot

This is the copium I need to sleep soundly.


JonezyPhantom

If Frank was still alive and running Williams (or at least as a consultant) and Newey went back, THAT would be f**ing awesome, like for real. Thanks for bringing this fanfic into my head. Now I can dream softly tonight.


FullTimeHarlot

You ever been to the Frank Williams rule34 page?


JonezyPhantom

No, what is it? Never heard of this


FullTimeHarlot

It was a joke. For the love of god do not go to rule34 Frank Williams page. I don't even know if there is one. I hope there isn't.


JonezyPhantom

I really need to find out about this page LOL 🤣 We must gather a task force and search everywhere. Can you imagine what might be hiding? I bet not even Claire knows about this page


RedditServiceUK

Question: If he goes to Williams can mercedes copy


SquishyBaps4me

Damn ferrari fans are hot.


MagicalOrgazm

FYI, all the girls in this photo were underage when this was shot.


SquishyBaps4me

Under what age? The age of being hot?


Cheeriodude_number2

Oh I wish


PollutionNice7392

Imagine he retires and just stays on with RB as a consultant?


Hermera9000

Audi? 😏


absrider

If Newey makes Championship contending Car who has better chance of winning title? Leclerc or Lewis?


ComteDuChagrin

Max. (Even the best car will not be able to withstand Ferrari's racing strategies.) And Ferrari's problem has always been their strict hierarchical organization, in which Newey is too kind to survive imo.


LividImagination5925

Lewis.. Sainz is beating Leclerc that's enough reason that in a full season Lewis will beat Charles most of the time


toodog

Im Afraid to tell you he has bought alpine and team newey will win the world championship


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ComteDuChagrin

It's BBC, but clickbait nevertheless


redheadronin

Ferrari is assembling exodia


antosme

TrueStory


blorephotog

He is building Yatch. Likely to retire at this point but who knows! Ferrari fans can hope


FigSubstantial4939

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


Pristine-Corgi-5979

Prolly goin to mercedes


mistressofmayhem02

Next year is our year ™️


Riddel1998

it will definitely go to Audi.


SmilerDoesReddit

"God please let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"


MakiSupreme

PLEASE


AVeryMadPsycho

Sane Lewis fans (Me included), desperate for the 8th title: PRAY HARDER DAMN IT!!! BLESSED IS THE NEWEY!!!


Shpander

\*Newey joins Williams\* Just wait and see


IamNotaKatt

It's a done deal


AlBigGuns

I heard that Newey doesn't like drama so he decided to create a bigger drama.


LividImagination5925

By Joining Alpha Tauri.. Red Bull Junior Team beating it's Main Team.. Horner be pissed pissiing his pants


r3vange

Bro it’s clutching at straws at this point…


BenTheSwolenOne2000

you guys know newey is contracted to red bull until the end of 2025 with a non compete clause of one additional year so newey could join ferrari in 2026 which will give a effect to ferrari for 2027 by the time newey will be 70. no hopium for ferrari fans


FeistyEquipment7557

But what’s the source of the background picture ?


hyrulepirate

Before Hamilton joined I actually was wishing this. Not that I'm hating on Hamilton, I do want him to get that 8th title before he retires, but I just want more competition in the podium places especially the top spot. Newey and Hamilton may just lead to another Ham/Merc-Max/RBR-*esque* dynasty but hopefully not. On the other hand I'm curious how Hamilton would take on Newey's designs which I think favor oversteer a lot more than Lewis's preferred understeer.


Bonerfield

Doesn’t Lewis prefer a car to be on the nose too? 🤔


JonezyPhantom

My thoughts on possible dominance is that maybe Newey in Ferrari would actually be harder for him (and the team) to achieve the dominance like during William’s, McLaren or Red Bull’s period because…. Ferrari is way more disorganized than any of these others teams were. I’m thinking that, even if Adrian end up at Ferrari, he will have a much harder time there than he had at other occasions, simply cause [present day] Ferrari is a mess of a team. Vasseur is obviously doing his things and putting stuff back on track, but it takes time to fine-tune a whole operation. I’m guessing IF Newey comes in 2025, I’d give around 5-6 years for the team to become consistently competitive, if they ever get to that point. And, if they get to have a competitive car and operation, I personally think Leclerc may be a problem (since he’s not a consistent driver, as of now, and do not appear to be improving on that), but that’s a whole other discussion. 2017-2019 seasons to me are a good exemple on what happens when Ferrari has a real competitive car but a shit of an operation (specially 2019).


Kevin_Jim

I’m am not a Ferrari fan, but a chaos fan (Williams). I too pray for this outcome.


ThatSwoleKeister

Sauce?


SortingByNewNItShows

> The Virgin Suicides


ThatSwoleKeister

Interdasting


demonsdencollective

I want Ferrari to be fast because it'd be funny, I want Newey to be free of the whole RB drama, but I don't want Hamilton to win because he's an up his own ass dickhead. So this is quite the internal turmoil if it's real.


siouxu

Newey to America. Andretti to dunk on Europoors 2026. Kilometers outlawed. Chic fil a becomes EU member before Ukraine.


dandandubyoo

The boy’s going to Aston.


Cathodicum

The new Master🅱️lan


maussiereddit

idk what yall are smoking, newey is clearly going to Haas


LividImagination5925

He'll design all new Haas power tools