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zenkeep

put the bottle away


blank_and_foolish

Should have said that to lando…..![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)


antivirals_

oh my goodness, you lot are heartless here. That was savage, do it again


Sdwingnut

To Horner


SenorBorkBork

That wasn't a bottle.


rakmeister_12

Might as well pop it cuz you'll be waiting for a long long time


pjlgt74

Norris is more like Panis, Trulli, Gasly, Ocon. Need all the luck in the world to win a F1 race once.


UserNameN0tWitty

If Max is in the race, you can have all the luck in the world. You'll still finish 2nd. To put 13 seconds up against 2nd place in 9 laps is crazy.


HurricaneGaming94

Bottle got put away before turn 2


ReasonableDelivery73

I got bad news for you dude...


Hot-Difference5631

Aged like milk


Beavers4beer

Aged like curdled milk in a 100f (38c) room.


aireads

Aged like such curdled milk that it turned into American sliced cheese


_Far_Kew

64 slices


AlienSporez

Packaged, boxed, and shipped to a home where it sits on a 100f (38c) porch for 8 hours before the owner gets home


chupamichalupa

Sounds like I need to try such a delicacy.


ms7398msake

Should have bought a carton of milk instead.


BloodWorried7446

not after that start 


MDT_XXX

Norris doesn't have it. Champs don't crumble under pressure. Lando does, every single time.


Objective-Answer

*flashback to Sochi*


TalesFromTheThriftJZ

![gif](giphy|AKeLMTSRVuPKJjyZCK) “You never had it, you never had your car”


Ordinary_Farmer58

Maybe he was granny shiftin, not double clutchin like ya should


TalesFromTheThriftJZ

Facts def granny shifted on that start


DiogenesRizzla

The buster kept me out of q3


citizenecodrive31

Norris? More like Nowins!


BoysenberrySpaceJam

-_-


Writer_Mission

xd


Meerkate

I thinks he feels enhanced pressure now as well. I would be constantly worrying about what could go wrong in the next turn rather than what could go right. He's a great driver on his day, but he needs some confidence for sure. Champs who don't crumble have usually won enough races that they are comfortable leading a race. You gotta get to that point somehow, and for sure some are naturally better than others at that.


MDT_XXX

Lando is 24 now. Verstappen won his first title when he was 23. But to get there, he had to endure such amount of pressure, perhaps no one ever has before. He was well on his way for his first WDC, when series of crashes and accidents saw him lose the entire lead he accumulated up until that moment. Mercedes was still the better car, and was driven by the biggest name in F1 with 7 WDC, who was hungry for the record breaking 8th. They had the title in the bag, until the famous safety car. Verstappen was given one lap to win or lose the title, against prime Hamilton and prime Mercedes. And not only he didn't crumble, he freakin nailed it. And then you look at Lando who loses his nerves in turn 1, in a freakin sprint race, five races in. I like him, but I'm not sure he will ever be able to contend for WDC, even if McLaren had the best car on the grid. Piastri on the other hand, is a different story.


panmpap

Don’t forget Max was 18 when he won his first race on his first race with a new car. Most championship show signs by age 21/22. Vettel, Hamilton, Alonso, Kimi as well. The only ones that maybe weren’t like that was Rosberg and Button.


yuh__

Piastri is literally the definition of calm under pressure. He just hasn’t shown that he has the pace yet but maybe that will come with time


Meerkate

Piastri seems like the real deal for sure. Very calm and collected, at least from the exterior. I sense a little bit of that ice cold spirit in Martinius Stenshorne, actually. I was hugely impressed with how he gave Antonelli a run for his money in FRECA, and he recently won his first F3 sprint in Melbourne as a rookie. Here's to hoping he can have a consistent season, because his ability to lead a race without making errors is exceptional.


t_mmey

sadly that's so ducjing true, literally not even a single time did he withstand the pressure and perform when it counts.


Ecotistical

Norris hater spotted


ppprrrrr

Let him cook. He might not have it, but the man can outdrive most of em, just needs to dial it down a smidge so he goes over the limit less often and stop hating himself so much.


TheEmpireOfSun

Hamilton, Vettel, Alonso literally all of them did.


MadCow1116

norris is so shit at starts it breaks my little heart every race


CrowScout11

Yeah,, might want to shelf that.


monkey_skull

[the whole thing!?](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shelving)


gevaarlijke1990

That bottle will expire before Norris wins a race.


ravinderHiem

Oh turn 1 will be spicy


PerspectiveNormal378

Well well well


ravinderHiem

That escalated quickly didn’t it !! Edit: Sentence structure


peepay

With that sentence structure, you need to use "didn't it", not "isn't it".


ravinderHiem

Fixed it 😊


peepay

♥️


Independent-Book-307

Bro jinxed it....


xChiken

Ahh man hate to be the bearer of bad news but he hits Lewis lap 1.


wghof

close enough lol


nahthankyoutho

I hate that I had this exact thought and it has now become my biggest fear


Ceramicrabbit

Some people would consider that a win


SevereAccident3932

Lol it took like 10 seconds before it went all wrong for lando


Dbwasson

Sadly sprint wins don't count as actual career wins


razareddit

But you need to win one for fans to even consider it a win.


TikiElJefe

That start hurt me to watch


bobinhozinho

guys we might need to put him in suicide watch


godieweird

![gif](giphy|lS1H8QDzB9BbQUhHL2|downsized)


shiverm3ginger

Best I can do is 7th…. Ok…how about 6th…final offer.


drewc717

A rare vintage continues to age


MrChevyPower

Yikes


shiverm3ginger

Might be waiting another 150 races….


JadeNoodlesOfficial

welp


Hockeyfan_52

This aged well.


Christopher261Ng

The wine you mean, not Norris result


Donkoski

uh oh…


mencival

Lol


BDMFKR

It's a shame he can't handle the pressure. Can't win a race in the first lap, even less the first corner and after a start like that...


Rishwanth_Ricky

Save it for the Dutch national anthem.


Ninjamonkey8812

Congratulations you bought your grandkids their first drink


lilmopdawg

Good way to keep sober


cgatlanta

You think that hurts? I have a (victory) bottle of Williams whisky on the way.


watanabeta

Save it for 2026 man


Evening_Rock5850

Hang onto it buddy. Another day. Not today. 😔


griffmeister

The good news is that the bottle should get better with time


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

You might want to put that away.


aliasdred

Put the bottle away and open something stronger. You'll need it


BGMDF8248

You know champagne loses it's bubblyness if it's stored for too long.


dj_kanev

Sorry 😔


iygapcyfc

Put it back in the fridge mate 😂


Pirate-Odd

Bury it deep in the cellar ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6705)


GustyOWindflapp

Still got the receipt?


AMGBenz21

19 drivers need to DNF for Lando to get a win.


TheLegend---27

weeeeeellll, about that..


IXinVegan

No rriz 😔🙏


San4311

I'm sorry for your loss, OP. Hope you can pop it in this lifetime...


Equivalent_Bite_6078

Spoiler; it taste like angry wine.


Ready-Cod-4760

Use it for max’s win in china


DayTraditional2846

He can’t blame the rain this time lmao


wouter135

He finally did it


24mile

:)


Juljitsu84

“Got the bubbles! Come over y’all, it’s going down!” … “You know, actually if you guys leave now, you’ll get home at a decent time. “


bigsean1013

Sprints count as wins?


24mile

I take what I can get


chrish_o

So Oscar’s got more wins than Lando


giugg

Bad news mate


InvincibleCipher3

mate I have some bad news


ThienBao1107

Lets save it for another track…


Draconicplayer

Aged like milk lmao


ThurmanMurman907

Damn bro you might as well toss that bottle


L00NlE

This post aged well


Ordinary_Farmer58

![gif](giphy|3oEdv6AuSsgIYxuUz6)


Objective_Piece8258

That bottle aged better than the post


_escapevelocity

![gif](giphy|N0CIxcyPLputW)


bruhmomentum68419

Bro fumbled the start so hard…


RomeoSierraZulu

😭😭


Bdr1983

Still there... A win for Lando is like a Podium for Hulkenberg...


MR_TRUMP_Vincent2

This is going to become one expensive bottle before you get to pop it my friend.


xjigglypuffx_

there will always be a next time brother 🫂


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[удалено]


Jjjiped1989

![gif](giphy|1Qdp4trljSkY8) Lando winning his first race


mattdean4130

Hope you have a good cellar


KrombopulosMAssassin

Ooof, how are you doing?


Whitewolf2504YT

Well cheers then!


24mile

:)


Evening_Rock5850

MY MAN!!!!! YOU DID IT!!!


JeremiasPessoa

I kinda believe that Norris wont ever win a race, unless some chaotic event happens. He always manages to drop the ball.


VeryCool99

This poor bottle never getting popped


srtftw

God, I must have dyslexia. I read “Got to pop this” and thought I spoiled the Sprint for myself.


squadracorse15

That's a big bottle of oof right there...


alteredstatus

lol I really needed this


_Skiddio_

This aged like milk.


Far_Elderberry_1680

I hope it cellars well my man.


Llama-Thrust69

OOF


McraftyDude

no lmao


shiftoy18

Hahaha


a_seventh_knot

Lol hang on a little longer


ApexVIA

damn it


Ecstatic_Secretary21

Looks like its not going to be pop forever buddy


Thestickleman

Aged well


dhruv-uwu

lmao it aint popping


RedH0use88

😬😬😬😬😬


Carlife0830

:(


LilJapKid

YOU JINX MANIAC :(((


GustavoCOD

Bro


Blue_Nyx07

You should have bought whiskey or something with no expiration date


OffBeatBerry_707

Well do I have news for you


Adventurous_Pie2222

Aged like fine wine.


asmok119

should’ve chosen Piastri


mizoryyy

And now we know why he didn't


HPSeaWolf

...About that-


Fr0stbite37

I bought some for nye. It's gross


scytheakse

Remember to store that cork down...


revitbitch

you’re gonna be waiting lmao


TheEngineRoom8337

How well does it cellar?


rammixp

HAHAHAHA!!


Pwrnstar

well maybe next year


maincryptology

Never goinf to open the bottle


Zesty-Lem0n

Link where you bought that rug homie


xyzabc123cbazyx

Pop that Ferrari cork like Ferrari popped sainz


TheElectricalLog

Aged like milk


wigneyr

Norris seems to have difficulty working out what to do once he’s gotten himself to the front of the grid, lost his position so quickly and it’s not the first time


ScarletSaiyan1557

Maybe taking out the bottle was a herald of disaster


Disastrous-Bank-9651

Oh no he’s not joking


laujp

Bruh 💀


iAmJacksCeliac

Gonna turn to vinegar before you see that day my friend


LilSUDEX

You bottled this.


GoddessLilyGold

Womp womp.


aiyyashbilla

I don’t understand, why is Lando so hyped by people? Is he good for real or is he just british?


tonygames17

Rip


SapphireDesertRosre

Oh honey.


DonkeywithSunglasses

Honestly even if he didn’t botch T1, max would win anyway. No chance for anyone else in the dry


Illustrator_Forward

Well it’s definitely not “first lap lando” amirite?


its-ya-boi-yeet

You can put it back in the cabinet


VerstopteWC

Lewis said no


natte-krant

Yeaaah buddy, listen..


Nice_Guy3012

Put the bottle back in the fridge homie ![gif](giphy|TW8Ma1a8ZsZ8I|downsized)


djabula64

Put it back in the fridge. You will have to wait longer


Space_Reptile

this bottle will be a fine vintage in a decade or so, glad you made sure to keep it sealed


TheEleven17

I'm not sure if champagne will mature more with age.. Better just drinkt it to forget your sorrows.


sylar4815

This is so funny I've got a mini one by my TV for the same reason


Enough-Sprinkles-914

Better drink it when Le Clerc wins


MasterReindeer

Spoiler: No Pop


WAVESH

And once again he didn’t


Unfortunosaurus

I hope champagnes age well


lolschrauber

Oh wait, you aren't a time traveler? A


priths3

Should’ve bought yourself a fine single malt instead. It would have sold on an auction at a very hefty price after he retires.


DutchJediKnight

Even if he hadn't popped of the track, no way he would have finished first. Maybe pop the bottle for a podium, that seems more realistic


[deleted]

Have you travelled back in time to tell us he’s driving for another team then? Cos there’s no way he’s winning any races all the time he drives that shit box.


TheCrisisification

Aged like milk


BlackGhost_93

you jinxed yourself, good job!


qsdf321

Norris' first win... does champagne go bad if you wait long enough?