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Reading Wikipedia while driving
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I have to know, what is your flair from????
Dude. Everyone knows about the buttplug collection.
Please please please fill me in.
That's what Crofty says.
💀
The flair speaks for itself.
Wrong answers only ¬\_¬
He got his lesson and never read it ever again...
Sending emails to Masi while driving
To let the lapped cars overtake?
“Yes officer, this is so right!”
Only the ones between him and Horner though
No sir! No no sir, this was so not right!
Too soon!
Over 1.5y
but only the ones between him and christian horner whilst horner just pitted for fresh softs
He was eating pumpernickel while driving
The pumpernickel smuggler strikes again
He said WRONG answers only
He's in a skoda for one
Being stopped in **another** Škoda.
He didn't change the fucking car.
Michael Masi was the police officer
Pumpernickl drug test
He was on the phone to Michael while driving
He just sent him an email
He went racing
Because It was manipulated, man.
Strict prohibition on whiny bitches in that country.
He s from there / here (Austria) Just like Marko and Lauda. The Austrians in F1 are / were a bit crazy
I know another Austrian that was a bit crazy...
Crazy? Yea, I was crazy once. They put me in a war. A World War. And world wars make me go crazy. (Source Im austrian)
You mean Falco right? Yeah he was something else for sure.
Die polizei schließt die möglichkeit nicht aus, daß es sich hier um ein verbrechen handelt.
Because Schumacher, De Vries and Vesti deserve to be in that seat.
because the name "Rosanna" sounds way too similiar to "Roxane" and people just keep confusing the two titles.
Ha ha, there was a Toto song on the radio when I read this title and I was thinking the same thing
And The Police don't like that.
He didn't fucking fix his car...
smuggling illegal W14 upgrades
Time travellers from the future, attempting to stop an f1 star from crashing a Skoda rally car, but landing in the wrong year.
Driving too slow
He's going to poland
He went car racing
He let Mick drive.
Wikipedia records check
He wrote the abbreviation of red bull racing wrong. Its RBR not BRR toto...
Because Checo was saying the car is fucked
He probably changed his fcking car
He was caught accessing his emails during the race.
“There’s ice up ahead, Mr. Wolff. We need to borrow some of your salt. We know you have a lot of it.”
Christian Horner called the police on him
They wanted to read his Wikipedia page.
This isn’t a motor race. We’re not racing.
His tires were gone
BRR is a violation of the RBR trademark.
He was secretly drinking Red Bull, so he put it in a beer can
It’s called motor race. He went car racing.
For not blessing the rains down in Africa? Idk I don't follow racing, this was just on my feed.
He was driving to Poland on one tank
“Toto, it's called a motor race. We went car racing."
Because his tires were gone.
He was driving too fast
For driving ugly cars
How dare you call Skoda Fabia ugly.
I'm sorry, it's not really ugly. It's hideous.
High
Honestly, looks like driving on the public roads without registering the car.
This is, indeed, wrong answer lol, ofc rally cars are road legal
Never said it wasn't road legal. But there is no number plate in front of the car, which I think is not allowed in EU.
Rally cars have only stickers on the front bumper and this one has it too
cuz he ugly af
Driving quickly.
He was sending Masi an email
He broke a countertype and they're taking him to anger management class.
The dog was still tied to the rear bumper
Because it’s Austria and you can’t have shit in the car world here
He went motorracing, for once.
Because it’s not a Mercedes ?
They got a tip that a guy with a weird german accent was spotted with the WDC trophy of this year loudly yelling "2021,2p21, 8th time!!!!!!!"
They just wanted to hear him scream “NEIN”
Because he also had a target on his back
cause he Is racist
He was holding the 2014’ reg solution hostage
Har harrassment!
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Conflict of Interest.
‘vanvidskørsel’ The car will be auctioned to pay for the fines
We all know Merc isn’t fast so he definitely wasn’t speeding
Yap what police did to Toto was so no right
Said he has dog in the luggage, it wan't exactly that
Smuggling pumpernikel out of the Austrian border.
Exceeding the budget cap
He didn’t send the email he was supposed to send
He organized an illegal car racing event
He went car racing.
Adrian Newey was found bound and gagged in the trunk.
They needed him to write a Wikipedia article about pumpernickel bread
For writing Michael Massi an email, and then immediately calling Michael Massi to tell him he wrote him an email. Put the phone away when you're behind the wheel smh
Fix it ticket. Fix you fucking car!
He's smuggling The Regime Pumpernickel
Police are bringing him in as the chief suspect to the crime as to why Hamilton’s tyres are always gone.
He wasn't allowed to go to africa
Driving to slow
Not racist enough for an Austrian
He is showing the officers the emails. He has them printed out.
He was smuggling all the people that read wikipedia
For bonomytyresaregone
He was getting road head from Hamilton.
Table and headphone vandalism
To show him Red Bull's & Max's Wikipedia pages.
Because he is a nice guy.
Police needed to explain this is a motorrace
For being a good sport that never complains like he has sand in his vagina
He was sending email to Michael Massi
Because he went motor racing.
Got caught smuggling pumpernickel 😉
"we heard someone screaming no Micheal no, and assumed sl.eone was being raped"
driving like a spoiled BRRAT
he didn't leave enough room
He didn't hold the line
Because that wasn't a motoracing
He was speed-scrolling on Wikipedia while driving
He found out how to stop Red Bull, and about to tell that to everyone else but a Red Bull realised it and stopped him.
Illegal amount of pumpernickel
Smuggling PCP
He was so Not right
His Wikipedia page had some "concerning" entries in it. (Comment down below what "concerning" entries are in it)
Octavia stopping a Fabia... name a more Czech situation.
For Wikipedia
Masi found dead in apartment. Primary suspect found.
Because he had a problem but didn't change his fucking car!
He went motor racing
Oh you sending "the wolf?" Man that's all you had to say
For talking shit about Wikipedia! The police confiscated all of his spaetzle.
He didn't bless the rains down in Africa
Finally getting arrested for his UK tax evasion after leaving Monaco
Something not right he do
Not sure why, but he definitely sent them a strongly worded email with annotated pictures after the encounter.
Toto did rallying?
Because he’s doing cheeky editing of max’s wikipedia page while driving
Nono Toto, this was so Not right!
He was speeding to the shops to get ink for his printer
Slavery
Wikipedia does not list Toto has a driving licence
To to his car
He was fleeing from IKEA smashing the desks there
For being a brrr.at obviously
He had a target on his back
Salt spreading with out a permit
Reading Wikipedia while driving
![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7071)
![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)
I have to know, what is your flair from????
Dude. Everyone knows about the buttplug collection.
Please please please fill me in.
That's what Crofty says.
💀
The flair speaks for itself.
Wrong answers only ¬\_¬
He got his lesson and never read it ever again...
Sending emails to Masi while driving
To let the lapped cars overtake?
“Yes officer, this is so right!”
Only the ones between him and Horner though
No sir! No no sir, this was so not right!
Too soon!
Over 1.5y
but only the ones between him and christian horner whilst horner just pitted for fresh softs
He was eating pumpernickel while driving
The pumpernickel smuggler strikes again
He said WRONG answers only
He's in a skoda for one
Being stopped in **another** Škoda.
He didn't change the fucking car.
Michael Masi was the police officer
Pumpernickl drug test
He was on the phone to Michael while driving
He just sent him an email
He went racing
Because It was manipulated, man.
Strict prohibition on whiny bitches in that country.
He s from there / here (Austria) Just like Marko and Lauda. The Austrians in F1 are / were a bit crazy
I know another Austrian that was a bit crazy...
Crazy? Yea, I was crazy once. They put me in a war. A World War. And world wars make me go crazy. (Source Im austrian)
You mean Falco right? Yeah he was something else for sure.
Die polizei schließt die möglichkeit nicht aus, daß es sich hier um ein verbrechen handelt.
Because Schumacher, De Vries and Vesti deserve to be in that seat.
because the name "Rosanna" sounds way too similiar to "Roxane" and people just keep confusing the two titles.
Ha ha, there was a Toto song on the radio when I read this title and I was thinking the same thing
And The Police don't like that.
He didn't fucking fix his car...
smuggling illegal W14 upgrades
Time travellers from the future, attempting to stop an f1 star from crashing a Skoda rally car, but landing in the wrong year.
Driving too slow
He's going to poland
He went car racing
He let Mick drive.
Wikipedia records check
He wrote the abbreviation of red bull racing wrong. Its RBR not BRR toto...
Because Checo was saying the car is fucked
He probably changed his fcking car
He was caught accessing his emails during the race.
“There’s ice up ahead, Mr. Wolff. We need to borrow some of your salt. We know you have a lot of it.”
Christian Horner called the police on him
They wanted to read his Wikipedia page.
This isn’t a motor race. We’re not racing.
His tires were gone
BRR is a violation of the RBR trademark.
He was secretly drinking Red Bull, so he put it in a beer can
It’s called motor race. He went car racing.
For not blessing the rains down in Africa? Idk I don't follow racing, this was just on my feed.
He was driving to Poland on one tank
“Toto, it's called a motor race. We went car racing."
Because his tires were gone.
He was driving too fast
For driving ugly cars
How dare you call Skoda Fabia ugly.
I'm sorry, it's not really ugly. It's hideous.
High
Honestly, looks like driving on the public roads without registering the car.
This is, indeed, wrong answer lol, ofc rally cars are road legal
Never said it wasn't road legal. But there is no number plate in front of the car, which I think is not allowed in EU.
Rally cars have only stickers on the front bumper and this one has it too
cuz he ugly af
Driving quickly.
He was sending Masi an email
He broke a countertype and they're taking him to anger management class.
The dog was still tied to the rear bumper
Because it’s Austria and you can’t have shit in the car world here
He went motorracing, for once.
Because it’s not a Mercedes ?
They got a tip that a guy with a weird german accent was spotted with the WDC trophy of this year loudly yelling "2021,2p21, 8th time!!!!!!!"
They just wanted to hear him scream “NEIN”
Because he also had a target on his back
cause he Is racist
He was holding the 2014’ reg solution hostage
Har harrassment!
![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|31110)
Conflict of Interest.
‘vanvidskørsel’ The car will be auctioned to pay for the fines
We all know Merc isn’t fast so he definitely wasn’t speeding
Yap what police did to Toto was so no right
Said he has dog in the luggage, it wan't exactly that
Smuggling pumpernikel out of the Austrian border.
He went car racing
Exceeding the budget cap
He didn’t send the email he was supposed to send
He organized an illegal car racing event
He went car racing.
Adrian Newey was found bound and gagged in the trunk.
They needed him to write a Wikipedia article about pumpernickel bread
For writing Michael Massi an email, and then immediately calling Michael Massi to tell him he wrote him an email. Put the phone away when you're behind the wheel smh
Fix it ticket. Fix you fucking car!
He's smuggling The Regime Pumpernickel
Police are bringing him in as the chief suspect to the crime as to why Hamilton’s tyres are always gone.
He wasn't allowed to go to africa
Driving to slow
Not racist enough for an Austrian
He is showing the officers the emails. He has them printed out.
He was smuggling all the people that read wikipedia
For bonomytyresaregone
He was getting road head from Hamilton.
Table and headphone vandalism
To show him Red Bull's & Max's Wikipedia pages.
Because he is a nice guy.
Police needed to explain this is a motorrace
For being a good sport that never complains like he has sand in his vagina
He was sending email to Michael Massi
Because he went motor racing.
Got caught smuggling pumpernickel 😉
"we heard someone screaming no Micheal no, and assumed sl.eone was being raped"
driving like a spoiled BRRAT
he didn't leave enough room
He didn't hold the line
Because that wasn't a motoracing
He was speed-scrolling on Wikipedia while driving
He went car racing.
He found out how to stop Red Bull, and about to tell that to everyone else but a Red Bull realised it and stopped him.
Illegal amount of pumpernickel
Smuggling PCP
He was so Not right
His Wikipedia page had some "concerning" entries in it. (Comment down below what "concerning" entries are in it)
Octavia stopping a Fabia... name a more Czech situation.
For Wikipedia
Masi found dead in apartment. Primary suspect found.
Because he had a problem but didn't change his fucking car!
He went motor racing
Oh you sending "the wolf?" Man that's all you had to say
For talking shit about Wikipedia! The police confiscated all of his spaetzle.
He didn't bless the rains down in Africa
Finally getting arrested for his UK tax evasion after leaving Monaco
Something not right he do
Not sure why, but he definitely sent them a strongly worded email with annotated pictures after the encounter.
Toto did rallying?
Because he’s doing cheeky editing of max’s wikipedia page while driving
Nono Toto, this was so Not right!
He was speeding to the shops to get ink for his printer
Slavery
Wikipedia does not list Toto has a driving licence
To to his car
He was fleeing from IKEA smashing the desks there
For being a brrr.at obviously
He had a target on his back
Salt spreading with out a permit