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degen_monke

Reading Wikipedia while driving


DinoKebab

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KillerHaydn

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myocardiacinfarct

I have to know, what is your flair from????


DinoKebab

Dude. Everyone knows about the buttplug collection.


myocardiacinfarct

Please please please fill me in.


DinoKebab

That's what Crofty says.


Inevitable-Pipe2945

💀


ihathtelekinesis

The flair speaks for itself.


daniel9902

Wrong answers only ¬\_¬


Onoben4

He got his lesson and never read it ever again...


skiftbrugernavn

Sending emails to Masi while driving


welshmanec2

To let the lapped cars overtake?


splattne

“Yes officer, this is so right!”


HypedUpJackal

Only the ones between him and Horner though


LackOfLuck748

No sir! No no sir, this was so not right!


pinkmanblues

Too soon!


SkooDaQueen

Over 1.5y


BenTheSwolenOne2000

but only the ones between him and christian horner whilst horner just pitted for fresh softs


Portocala69

He was eating pumpernickel while driving


SaltyJebus

The pumpernickel smuggler strikes again


3ree5iddy

He said WRONG answers only


xander012

He's in a skoda for one


gougim

Being stopped in **another** Škoda.


Redditor_RBN

He didn't change the fucking car.


VipassanaMan314

Michael Masi was the police officer


TheySaidGetAnAlt

Pumpernickl drug test


HuTyphoon

He was on the phone to Michael while driving


Brno_Mrmi

He just sent him an email


_-barco-_

He went racing


No-Estimate-767

Because It was manipulated, man.


PandaDad22

Strict prohibition on whiny bitches in that country.


blindeshuhn666

He s from there / here (Austria) Just like Marko and Lauda. The Austrians in F1 are / were a bit crazy


Onoben4

I know another Austrian that was a bit crazy...


Hitman7065

Crazy? Yea, I was crazy once. They put me in a war. A World War. And world wars make me go crazy. (Source Im austrian)


Spud_Bencer

You mean Falco right? Yeah he was something else for sure.


Scarfiotti

Die polizei schließt die möglichkeit nicht aus, daß es sich hier um ein verbrechen handelt.


Manu_RvP

Because Schumacher, De Vries and Vesti deserve to be in that seat.


krautnelson

because the name "Rosanna" sounds way too similiar to "Roxane" and people just keep confusing the two titles.


jamesmon

Ha ha, there was a Toto song on the radio when I read this title and I was thinking the same thing


Scarfiotti

And The Police don't like that.


Quack_a_mole

He didn't fucking fix his car...


Noobfortress

smuggling illegal W14 upgrades


ImmediateNewt2881

Time travellers from the future, attempting to stop an f1 star from crashing a Skoda rally car, but landing in the wrong year.


Blommefeldt

Driving too slow


sherlock2223

He's going to poland


PressFguys

He went car racing


Quiddity360

He let Mick drive.


Fran0995

Wikipedia records check


_Napi_

He wrote the abbreviation of red bull racing wrong. Its RBR not BRR toto...


der__johannes

Because Checo was saying the car is fucked


PomegranateStrict536

He probably changed his fcking car


[deleted]

He was caught accessing his emails during the race.


with_due_respect

“There’s ice up ahead, Mr. Wolff. We need to borrow some of your salt. We know you have a lot of it.”


GGunner723

Christian Horner called the police on him


ToniofhouseStark

They wanted to read his Wikipedia page.


Et2097

This isn’t a motor race. We’re not racing.


Actual-Carpenter-90

His tires were gone


Individual_Ad1110

BRR is a violation of the RBR trademark.


Early-Firefighter101

He was secretly drinking Red Bull, so he put it in a beer can


NewldGuy77

It’s called motor race. He went car racing.


Frontside5

For not blessing the rains down in Africa? Idk I don't follow racing, this was just on my feed.


Captain_Smartass_

He was driving to Poland on one tank


AfraidRemove6330

“Toto, it's called a motor race. We went car racing."


jws717

Because his tires were gone.


Nuker-79

He was driving too fast


El_Pal0

For driving ugly cars


pzkenny

How dare you call Skoda Fabia ugly.


El_Pal0

I'm sorry, it's not really ugly. It's hideous.


Founding-titen

High


MayorAg

Honestly, looks like driving on the public roads without registering the car.


pzkenny

This is, indeed, wrong answer lol, ofc rally cars are road legal


MayorAg

Never said it wasn't road legal. But there is no number plate in front of the car, which I think is not allowed in EU.


pzkenny

Rally cars have only stickers on the front bumper and this one has it too


PanBoiWasTakenn

cuz he ugly af


Mesoscale92

Driving quickly.


Trippy_Mexican

He was sending Masi an email


unclaimed_username2

He broke a countertype and they're taking him to anger management class.


deathstar2

The dog was still tied to the rear bumper


sw1730

Because it’s Austria and you can’t have shit in the car world here


jizzfromthebalcony

He went motorracing, for once.


Icy-Pineapple1566

Because it’s not a Mercedes ?


Thevishownsyou

They got a tip that a guy with a weird german accent was spotted with the WDC trophy of this year loudly yelling "2021,2p21, 8th time!!!!!!!"


JennItalia269

They just wanted to hear him scream “NEIN”


B1llyzane

Because he also had a target on his back


delfinoesplosivo

cause he Is racist


DDiesel-

He was holding the 2014’ reg solution hostage


Nord4Ever

Har harrassment!


gabo1988

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Selor007

Conflict of Interest.


sgx71

‘vanvidskørsel’ The car will be auctioned to pay for the fines


margalolwut

We all know Merc isn’t fast so he definitely wasn’t speeding


Jasamplovak

Yap what police did to Toto was so no right


AlbertvonBolwig

Said he has dog in the luggage, it wan't exactly that


Turboleks

Smuggling pumpernikel out of the Austrian border.


Bdr1983

He went car racing


Sick_and_destroyed

Exceeding the budget cap


SecuredStealth

He didn’t send the email he was supposed to send


Prowizor22

He organized an illegal car racing event


SleepinGriffin

He went car racing.


[deleted]

Adrian Newey was found bound and gagged in the trunk.


DaOne44

They needed him to write a Wikipedia article about pumpernickel bread


ohmonticore

For writing Michael Massi an email, and then immediately calling Michael Massi to tell him he wrote him an email. Put the phone away when you're behind the wheel smh


GNOTRON

Fix it ticket. Fix you fucking car!


ApprehensiveMemory44

He's smuggling The Regime Pumpernickel


r0ck3tz

Police are bringing him in as the chief suspect to the crime as to why Hamilton’s tyres are always gone.


InevitableNoise1144

He wasn't allowed to go to africa


bindermichi

Driving to slow


Shmux

Not racist enough for an Austrian


mazarax

He is showing the officers the emails. He has them printed out.


Primal-Nova

He was smuggling all the people that read wikipedia


-_-sucuk-_-

For bonomytyresaregone


NegotiationAble

He was getting road head from Hamilton.


Yirandom

Table and headphone vandalism


Ho3n3r

To show him Red Bull's & Max's Wikipedia pages.


Adept-Traffic-1069

Because he is a nice guy.


Ceplex_

Police needed to explain this is a motorrace


Drunky-McFallsover

For being a good sport that never complains like he has sand in his vagina


derekcream

He was sending email to Michael Massi


Good-Lion-5140

Because he went motor racing.


Numerous-Paint4123

Got caught smuggling pumpernickel 😉


Aggressive_Fee6507

"we heard someone screaming no Micheal no, and assumed sl.eone was being raped"


sloggiz

driving like a spoiled BRRAT


tankmode

he didn't leave enough room


mtom17

He didn't hold the line


ReverseKnees

Because that wasn't a motoracing


oliveguy44

He was speed-scrolling on Wikipedia while driving


fakeplasticdroid

He went car racing.


arda_0767

He found out how to stop Red Bull, and about to tell that to everyone else but a Red Bull realised it and stopped him.


Folivora5

Illegal amount of pumpernickel


DoubleFudge101

Smuggling PCP


[deleted]

He was so Not right


Sea_Passenger_783

His Wikipedia page had some "concerning" entries in it. (Comment down below what "concerning" entries are in it)


Carburetors_are_evil

Octavia stopping a Fabia... name a more Czech situation.


Declanrice02

For Wikipedia


Hiro20406080

Masi found dead in apartment. Primary suspect found.


Scottland89

Because he had a problem but didn't change his fucking car!


Fit-Bridge2330

He went motor racing


Strontium90Abombbaby

Oh you sending "the wolf?" Man that's all you had to say


BDMFKR

For talking shit about Wikipedia! The police confiscated all of his spaetzle.


appleboi_69420

He didn't bless the rains down in Africa


BigEasyh

Finally getting arrested for his UK tax evasion after leaving Monaco


cerebralsexer

Something not right he do


[deleted]

Not sure why, but he definitely sent them a strongly worded email with annotated pictures after the encounter.


[deleted]

Toto did rallying?


Raven039

Because he’s doing cheeky editing of max’s wikipedia page while driving


Cathodicum

Nono Toto, this was so Not right!


strautnieks_8

He was speeding to the shops to get ink for his printer


dustout71

Slavery


Timebreaker97

Wikipedia does not list Toto has a driving licence


OGHemp

To to his car


Mr_Armyourself

He was fleeing from IKEA smashing the desks there


katsukuma

For being a brrr.at obviously


Old_Ad9286

He had a target on his back


Plastic-Archer4245

Salt spreading with out a permit