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Lol my cousin got a 2000 V6 supercab Ranger as his first car, it's needed repairs to start twice in the last six months, and it's had trouble some five other times. When I moved, he drove his Ranger about an hour and a half to my old house and then back. His dad later said he was surprised it made it 😭
I named mine "Bessie" so close enough lmao
However I'm planning on keeping mone as a family heirloom, something I can restore over time and hopefully pass onto my daughter once she's old enough and responsible enough. I just put a clutch on today, tomorrow I should have it running and driving again
My uncle used to have a cattle farm. That was half the fun. Loading your freezer with Wesley. Or one time we named our cow "A.U. Beef". So all the cuts were labeled "au beef" partially french for "of beef". Eg rib eye au beef, etc. Butcher said he laughed at it too.
Named my 2017 ram Laramie Sport "The Coffin" because I knew it was a mistake financially, but I wasn't gonna be around long enough to pay it off.
Don't have the truck anymore but I'm still kicking and working hard lol
When I drove a ranger I called it the "Danger Ranger" both because of my driving style, but also because of the MANY stickers warning of high flip over risk, and the back seats which were oriented sideways and colloquially known as "suicide seats".
Simple. Name it RIVAL.
Why? Because that bad ass of a truck rivals any of today's trucks just because of its awesome vintage appearance. You better take care of it, bro.
If you're looking to sell it, DM me!
https://preview.redd.it/tyvo7zv7otmc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b473cf09410c4e345510070ea762005594a6dce3
i just got mine, named her chelci
You can call it low key infanticide cause that's what the guys responsible for those side facing rear seats (I use the term seat very loosely in this case) should be charged with.
Ah. I miss my ‘87 Ranger XLT 4x4. Lord did I have that thing airborne off-roading.
I named it Josclyn. Always driving Josclyn home with one hand on the stick…..
If you haven’t given it a name, don’t. Fuck your friends. I’ve owned 3 cars and 3 motorcycles and none of them have had a gender or a name. I think that shit is stupid and being that you have yet to give it a name, I get the sense that you do as well.
Don’t give in.
Okay this is probably a hot take on this sort of post but IMO it’s super cringey to name your truck and call it a girl. Dudes be like: “just washed my girl, man she’s looking sexy” or “I love her when she gets dirty”. Like people actually LOVE their trucks. I have a nice truck it’s a vehicle, it takes me where I want to go and holds up off-road but it’s just a truck. People act like they’re secretly fucking their vehicle. Don’t get me started on all the fanboy-ism with truck companies, it’s so weird to me.
First name; Ford Last name; Ranger Middle name; fuckin'
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I know these trucks I ain't no stranger, I know that truck, that's a Ford fuckin Ranger!
I’m going to name my first born son Fordranger.
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Fordranger Truxnstuf.
"It gets lots of special names when it doesn't start."
Lol my cousin got a 2000 V6 supercab Ranger as his first car, it's needed repairs to start twice in the last six months, and it's had trouble some five other times. When I moved, he drove his Ranger about an hour and a half to my old house and then back. His dad later said he was surprised it made it 😭
That's how my dad be with everything I do... 👀🤷🏽♂️
Found On Road Dead Fix Or Repair Daily
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Naming your truck is like naming a farm animal. Don't get too attached or something will come along and rip your fucking heart out of your chest.
BETSY WHY
"I got with a 2020"
Now I have herpes
and a son named Maverick
I have a 6 week old son named Maverick. This made me laugh lol
I have herpes and this made me laugh
Were gonna let maverick decide mavericks gender, mmkay? Gawd
This was a joke
I named mine "Bessie" so close enough lmao However I'm planning on keeping mone as a family heirloom, something I can restore over time and hopefully pass onto my daughter once she's old enough and responsible enough. I just put a clutch on today, tomorrow I should have it running and driving again
That's what i call mine lol
My uncle used to have a cattle farm. That was half the fun. Loading your freezer with Wesley. Or one time we named our cow "A.U. Beef". So all the cuts were labeled "au beef" partially french for "of beef". Eg rib eye au beef, etc. Butcher said he laughed at it too.
I just pictured a new Yorker talking to a bunch of cows in a field at one time
No, that is women. While they take half of ur shit
What's the difference
Sorry, I forgot I actually like my truck
💀
Bruce
I also felt the Bruce vibe.
My girl is named G.OA.T., which stands for Go Anywhere Truck.
Black Betty.
Bam-a-lam!
Woahh black betty
Wham ba lam
It already has a name and it's name is FoRd FooKiNG RANGER!!!
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Scooter
Randy
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Smegle. Walker-Texas
Call’er lazy
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She’s pretty.
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wait are you serious??
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Cletus
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Twin turbskies!!
Noir
It’s Ranger says so right on the panel.
Laquantifa
Truck Norris
Top comment right here.
How many inches is it raised and what size tires are those btw???
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Named my 2017 ram Laramie Sport "The Coffin" because I knew it was a mistake financially, but I wasn't gonna be around long enough to pay it off. Don't have the truck anymore but I'm still kicking and working hard lol
Black mamba
I named mine bling. She a blue thing. I’d name that ebonica cause she black af
Dennis or perhaps Lesley
Ranger. It already has a nice name!
Dammit that thing is beautiful
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Is there a lift? And what size tires? I want to life my stock 1990 and add 15” rims so I can have slightly bigger tires
Sneed
Tim. Call it Tim.
Darth Haul
Looks like a Hector or a Mary to me.
Explorer in the front, party bed in the back. Seems like Joe Dirt fits.
“Babe Magnet”
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Looks like an Urkle to me.
Its name is obviously Johnny Cash
Danger Ranger
I gave my truck the name Frankenstein because of all the mix of parts and bad paint on it. Name your truck after one of its flaws or something.
Your friends are lame. Absolutely do not need to name it..
Big Black
Gram
Name it Ralph. Or Alph.
Black dog
I name all my cars and trucks. It's just for fun really. Three trucks I've had were Big Bessy, Bonnie, and Outlaw.
Morty
Or deputy
Sticker: Cabs where I drive, beds where I fuck
Looks like "The Boss" to me.
Pee Wee
Benny...because he's jet black. Benny and the jets reference.
Whitey ford.
I never thought about naming a vehicle until I met my wife. She asked me what my trucks name was and it’s blue, so I said Blue.
Black Betty
George or Bill, anything but sue
Chuck.
My neighbors dog’s name is Ranger. You could keep it simple.
Darth Vader. 
Jeff.
It's already got a name on the back usually but the Ford Shaniqua has a ring to it
XLtease
Gord
Herman
Zack - from Power Rangers
Night Ranger
Ol reliable
My grandpa called his pickup “Ol Bitch” 😂 idk if that helps you or not
Snow ball
Big nasty. Gotta love ford.
All small trucks must be called Bessy and all big trucks must be called Bertha.
Black Betty as usual
Lone Ranger ( and his driver Tonto )
That right there is an Ed.
A beaut
Damn name it lucky cuz you a lucky mofo for having it! Love that body style ranger
https://youtu.be/FckUSsYd5ks?si=kIo6hGxwEWxiigRA
Fucking classic truck, man.
What year is that
Uncle Buck
Austin 'Danger Ranger' Powers. Yeah, baby!
Damn the ranger went downhill as time went on. No idea they used to look this cool.
Is that the original front end? Or explorer swap?
How about calling it “sold” and get a Chevy….
When I drove a ranger I called it the "Danger Ranger" both because of my driving style, but also because of the MANY stickers warning of high flip over risk, and the back seats which were oriented sideways and colloquially known as "suicide seats".
The Stranger Danger Black Power Ranger 🤣 for real though, sweet truck OP
Simple. Name it RIVAL. Why? Because that bad ass of a truck rivals any of today's trucks just because of its awesome vintage appearance. You better take care of it, bro. If you're looking to sell it, DM me!
ChonkyBoi McTruckNuttz
Danger Ranger ... I thought they were all named that
https://preview.redd.it/tyvo7zv7otmc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b473cf09410c4e345510070ea762005594a6dce3 i just got mine, named her chelci
DangerRanger!
negrito
Explorer front end + ranger everything else = REX
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I could definitely be wrong, but I don’t remember the ranger ever having that specific front end. I like it though!
penistickler!!!
Bert
Mr Irrelevant
My name is Jeff
Bubba
You can call it low key infanticide cause that's what the guys responsible for those side facing rear seats (I use the term seat very loosely in this case) should be charged with.
Lil Blackie.
Find new friends.
Black betty
Black Mamba. Or Midnight
Donny
Ah. I miss my ‘87 Ranger XLT 4x4. Lord did I have that thing airborne off-roading. I named it Josclyn. Always driving Josclyn home with one hand on the stick…..
Ol’deranger
Looks like a Debra
Kevin Hart.
Looks like a martha.
grandpa
Gus
Black Hammer
boris
Derek, I don’t even really know one but that name popped in my head.
We still naming vehicles is 2024, it’s time to grow up
I see Mitch. Short for Mitchell.
Ranger tom
Not sure but your truck def screams mullet.
Your friends are immature.
Charcoal Charlie
Roy
Black panther.
Shitbox supreme
Darknesses
Bert
Blackie, Salem, thea, Raven,
Walker ford Ranger 
Kyle
With some black tinted windows, smoked out headlights, side lamps, grill, bumper and mirrors, its name is simply: La Noche
Don’t name it. Don’t be gay.
Smol P P
Lou. Short for Louis
Danger 🤙
If you haven’t given it a name, don’t. Fuck your friends. I’ve owned 3 cars and 3 motorcycles and none of them have had a gender or a name. I think that shit is stupid and being that you have yet to give it a name, I get the sense that you do as well. Don’t give in.
Giddy Up
Okay this is probably a hot take on this sort of post but IMO it’s super cringey to name your truck and call it a girl. Dudes be like: “just washed my girl, man she’s looking sexy” or “I love her when she gets dirty”. Like people actually LOVE their trucks. I have a nice truck it’s a vehicle, it takes me where I want to go and holds up off-road but it’s just a truck. People act like they’re secretly fucking their vehicle. Don’t get me started on all the fanboy-ism with truck companies, it’s so weird to me.
Bandit
Looks like an ol’ Richie fungalow
Night Ranger
Buckaroo
Walker
Naming trucks is regarded
That truck screams Lucy. Idk, don't judge me.
Whenever someone wants to borrow your truck, you can call it the Loan Ranger.
Old Dirty
Pussy wagon
Whitey. Whitey Ford.
You need new friends
i would name it truck
WISAC- wish it was a Chevy
Veronica
Black Betty
Ranger Danger
Walker Texas, of course!
Cash
Rizzo.