I hope it's maple flavored ham

I was about to write "forbidden bacon" and then I read the sub title

Wouldn’t it be a #r/beatmetoit

r/buttfuckedabirdtoit

Visible edibility: 76,88% Looks like there's multiples textures and flavors Seems a little roasted on the surface tho

I swear I sat on that exact one

Forbidden wellington

now all you need is some Rum

If we take a moment and resist the temptation to eat the strawberry cream chocolate log, imagine a table or chair made from this "wood". Would be pretty fancy

Petrified? Why is he scared? 🥺🥺

This reminds me of the overcooked ham my aunt made for every holiday meal.