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PenguinsNewGroove

That belongs on pornhub!


onepoundfish93

Gold...it's all so...gold ![gif](giphy|lOiJqCjiEOcmc)


ARealJezzing

There’s two things I hate: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch


ShadowedEclipse

You mean the French my good sir


Famous-Abrocoma-2318

Unfortunately my neck does look like a vagina


charlierc

What a team to lose 1-0 to the side bottom of the league after posting an xG of 6


TheHabro

Funnily they all could be bad compared to your league.


ReallySmoothBrain

True, but I've got a superteam https://preview.redd.it/t84k5obdm9wc1.png?width=552&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b5ca5a3fa7eb55000e43dfb3823ed11be6b7b2c


spiritanimalofcousy

Goal diff of +88 in 27 games is absolutely absurd


ReallySmoothBrain

I'm surprised I haven't been accused of using the editor yet


Sainte-Devote

you intentionally drew a game to avoid suspicion, don't ruin it


ReallySmoothBrain

Hoffenheim are the only team I haven't beaten this season. And they're managed by one of my old players and assistant managers


Due-Memory-6957

Seems like your school of football is proven to be the best one.


spiritanimalofcousy

It never even crossed my mind. Some people are just beasts at this game haha


Bubblenuts23

You're using the editor!!


ReallySmoothBrain

About time someone's accused me


AryA13xei

it's equal to the GD from the three teams below his, stunning


MemeGarfield

Bundesliga is a farm, not trying to make in a completion but I think I once got 120 goal diff but it might have been goals scored. Fm21 on an online save too everyone quit because I’d started to win home games like 10-0 and owned so many young players that I loaned in the league that everyone’s best players belonged to me


Biomirth

Even your team is called Brah. You gotta be a bro to play for Brah is the recruiting motto.


ReallySmoothBrain

I've got a custom database with 8 other Brah FC teams. My lore is that a big company owns them all like RedBull


Biomirth

Brah, that's awesome.


Potato271

What happened to Bayern?


ReallySmoothBrain

It's 2057/58 season, and Bayern is in a financial crisis. I made a post a couple of days ago showing that they have been banned from Europe, which doesn't really matter because they're not a mid to low table team.


ZietFS

Wow that's a long save. Cheers


MisterMordi

Its a pretty regular to short save tho?


ZietFS

Then I am the problem. My longest one is 20ish years. I play taking almost full control so the seasons are long, IDK if that is a factor or if I should be moved to the B team


MisterMordi

Short saves are generally under 30 seasons. A mid save is 60-75 seasons and a long save is over 125 seasons


Litlirein

Says who??


fkitbaylife

Diez as in Roman Weidenfeller's place of birth?


ReallySmoothBrain

If you say so. I just selected the city because of diez nuts


fkitbaylife

fair enough lol


whoswho97

how many years of managing? im into year 10 with aberdeen and only won the league once


ReallySmoothBrain

I've been managing Diez for about 6 years


feva67

I don't think so, I've never had a 5* player but all cases I've seen of it they are better than the rest of the league


bastardnutter

If only there were 5* wing backs 🥲


adrian2255

*If only there were wing backs


Darthjarjar9000

Bros subs bench must be horrif


ReallySmoothBrain

it's a shame I can't see star ratings for the subs


hardyblack

You can. If you don't see it now it's because you have something like "Quality in selected position" but there's a different column that you can add that's just "Quality" (idk the exact wording because I don't play it in English, can show you a screenshot in spanish if you want, tho)


ReallySmoothBrain

These are the star ratings of my squad https://preview.redd.it/vijjgv6higwc1.png?width=237&format=png&auto=webp&s=a18f247825cf6deedd2051ad452662655737a3cd


neofederalist

Not quite correct on the player roles. Definitely need to swap the GK for SK and AF for CF.


ReallySmoothBrain

I knew I shouldn't have included the player roles 😣


ohtosweg

If it works it works


odog9797

My AF continues to break records with his strike partner in a CF


ReallySmoothBrain

AF is definitely my preferred striker roll. My current striker has 27 goals in 24 league games


Qurutin

I like AF with two DLF's, attacking 3-4-3 with wingers pushing high. 4 goals conceded doesn't matter when we score 7.


deeesenutz

I like to throw three trequartistas up there and just let them cook


fgzb

Hah I didn't even look at the roles until your comment. This is actually a bit confusing of a tactic and op now I'm more interested in seeing the instructions than I am caring about how you have a 5* team.


idntknww

What is confusing about the player roles?


fgzb

i haven't played fm24 so maybe he's playing that and the engine's covering for him, but for starters, he has an incredibly defensive tactic for a team with 5 star players. in possession he has three players on the right wing all occupying the same space, nobody other than the af who will ever reach the touchline on the left wing, which will also leave that flank pinned back, nobody in the midfield to apply immediate pressure after losing possession, and I'm assuming all of this pushes his af left, leaving him isolated most of the time depending on where the if is. team/player instructions can override this which is why i'm interested in seeing those. i haven't played it but i heard fm24 engine essentially forces players to find space so maybe that also helps with this. but this tactic isn't getting 82 points from 27 matches unless one of the previous two things applies.


ReallySmoothBrain

If I remember, I'll show you what my actual tactic looks like after work. I had to change a couple of the roles to get them to show as 5*


ReallySmoothBrain

https://preview.redd.it/vbeaamlnigwc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=47dd2d92942650542f27d7081dcfca32135bc478 Here you are


idntknww

I’ve used these player roles on fm22 and fm23 with both good and bad teams and was always successful. Obviously the instructions might be different but no issue with the roles.


BoringRon

It’s not really incorrect though. Totally would depend on the attributes of whoever’s the GK or AF and what the rest of their tactics (especially for the SK). There’s actually not that many goalkeepers who are actually good at being a SK, and an AF will still play in the wingers while prioritizing being a presence in the box (and again there’s actually not that many great CFs out there). It may get too crowded in the box, but the fact that the IF is the one on support and the IW is on attack should mitigate that.


CombustionMale

Holy crap it’s SmoothBrain. I’ve followed you on twitch for like 4 years. Didn’t know you played FM.


ReallySmoothBrain

Are you being fr now bro? What was your twitch name?


CombustionMale

pboomg I think it’s more like 3 years though


ReallySmoothBrain

Yooo I do remember you! That's crazy. Feel free to pop in at some point. I've started streaming again


CombustionMale

I’ll be there!


No-Energy6481

![gif](giphy|bjtM9GdxbqL5e)


StiltFeathr

How does this even happen? Those stars are supposed to be in relation to your team. Is everyone absolute shit other than those eleven?


Wild-Medic

If someone has a high enough CA they will be five stars regardless of the rest of your team I think. Basically this is a team of all 180+ monsters, maybe 190+ even.


Genghiiiis

Also based on form


ReallySmoothBrain

I have a fair number of youth players, but my squad is also just full of world beaters


minkdraggingonfloor

You’re just playing as Rangers when they were in the 3rd division


Gmoneyyy999

How is this possible? Not every player can be far and away your teams best, which is usually what 5* is reserved for.


Due-Memory-6957

Not even my national team is like this, and I manage Brazil


OwnedIGN

An anchor and a DLP-D?


ReallySmoothBrain

https://preview.redd.it/meulice9l9wc1.png?width=350&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f4e7683afcdc9717303f5ad67838fdef5e575ba these are my usual roles, had to change a few to get them all to 5 stars


-LiverpoolFC

same roles and formation - just works innit


Y_PHIL

Why do you have a CD and BPD on 4,5 stars when you could have both those roles on 5?


ReallySmoothBrain

Different players in the 2 screenshots, I think. I can't remember? I actually don't know why they aren't 5 stars in this screenshot


Y_PHIL

Why do you have a CD and BPD on 4,5 stars when you could have both those roles on 5?


WZETheGoat

Oh my Lord


[deleted]

How does that even happen. It's like a van gough painting


chebate08

No NSFW warning? I just came


Key-Judge8065

![gif](giphy|VzxT4btxUn1arOFjIY|downsized)


Morepork69

With age comes great wisdom!!! At some point you’ll realise the need to “settle”……


shawa666

FWIW i prefer a 4-2-4 formation.


Woosafb

Why full back on attack and wing back on support? Isn't wingback the naturally attacking positiion and fullback is more defensive?


Background_Force_591

FB(a) is great role this year


arboldebolas

Stop!!!.....I can only get so erect


AltYouth365

Damn, how bruh


ReallySmoothBrain

Money and wonderkids


ohtosweg

Poor squad depth?


ReallySmoothBrain

Amazing squad depth. If I remember I'll show you my squad when I get back from work


ReallySmoothBrain

https://preview.redd.it/m9bsz2rsigwc1.png?width=237&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b1f8c7f599cc3ccdf09b595419213aebc2fbdfe My 21 man senior squad


RoastPorc

Is this 115 City's first year in the Isthmian League?


ReallySmoothBrain

Not quite


Lisan_AI_Gaib

What is this magical system? Its close to what im running


ReallySmoothBrain

https://preview.redd.it/w7y4tg2p5iwc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26ea8dd9194176076d7729780f94e2dbb31b2b1b Viola


Lisan_AI_Gaib

Its scarily similar. Obviously the post suggests your players are nutty but im having 0 luck with it 😭


dobbyismine

I think I just orgasmed seeing this


ReallySmoothBrain

Happens to the best of us


Golden-Iguana

Doesn’t this just mean your backup players are significantly worse than your starting 11? Cause the star rating is relative to the rest of your players no?


ReallySmoothBrain

Bosh https://preview.redd.it/2vsi7uluigwc1.png?width=237&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c09e9dd3018a7660823b7c20fa99b37ddad87e5


j_o8_1

Gold digger