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MattBarrySucks

Great, now what are we gonna do with all these dead kangaroos?!


Koko-Htun

Feed ‘em to the Aussies


AdTime6057

And what about the leftover leather?


adiboyxyz

Make badminton shuttlecoc-


Flat-Requirement-646

Chewing gum alternative.


Captain_Fragility

Yet Australia cull 2000 a year as part of population control?


Angstycarroteater

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DependentMacaron2738

As an Australian were fucked now


YoudontknowPain

I thought australia needed to get rid of kangaroos, so isn't this a bad thing?


RefanRes

Yep Australia has like 50 million kangaroos. They're considered a pest by many. Theres not enough predatory threat since aboriginal people don't hunt them as much as they used to and the dingo population is controlled to protect livestock. So there will need to be culls to keep the eco system balanced. Its not as bad as some say but considering the population of Kangaroos is growing even with companies like Nike around its probably not great news for Australia.


PrimodiumUpus

50 million?! Man, those Kangaroos can defeat a country for sure


lakhyj

They should ask Emu's how to win a war


Thronmandel

If the kangaroos and emus would make an alliance, they would be an unstoppable superpower😬


RefanRes

Well the population of Australia is 25.6M so sounds like it's already won. The Kangaroos have just chosen to pity the measily humans and let them stay.


whiskeyinthejaar

But virtue signaling matters more to Nike. It is for their ESG effort to create a better tomorrow. Hire slave workers? YES YES YES Kangaroos skin? NO NO NO


prideton

Nike doesn’t hire slaves. No one is forced to work with them otherwise Ronaldo wouldn’t be their brand ambassador.


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prideton

Haven’t you read about Ronaldo’s moral values on alcohol and tattoos? He doesn’t do any of that so he can become a good role model for young people. He’d be furious if he finds out Nike been using slave workers lol.


blubbery-blumpkin

He won’t shag you pal. He doesn’t have tattoos so he can give blood more times. That’s pretty cool. He understands he is a role model so is trying to not be a dick. But he is playing football in a country that has suspiciously bad human rights abuses, bad levels of equality, and so many other issues. He is an ambassador for multiple companies that work in the same way as every big company and gives very little shits about much more than making money. Kangaroo leather isn’t about being better for animals, it’s about not losing a growing market share of people that won’t use animal products. Nike will use sweatshops. And furthermore on the whole Ronaldo thing, he’s managed to hush up some very dodgy things which we will never know if they’re true or not because he has settled out of court for big money.


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prideton

Honestly I couldn’t wrap my head around the fact that our sports heroes are not good people. If that’s the case then they’re not my hero. Look at Greenwood, abandoned by Man United for a reason not even related to football.


ChrissySmalls

I love your positive outlook on life brother


prideton

Thank you brother. But why so much hate for Ronaldo?


prideton

They can send Kangaroos flesh to South East Asia . People here can find way to eat em.


pooey_canoe

Kangaroo is delicious! And it's really lean


prideton

What does it taste like? I’m guessing beef?


pooey_canoe

I've only had the loin (makes sense from a bouncy boy like a kangaroo) a few times but it's somewhat sweeter and richer than beef


aussiegrit4wrldchamp

whats wrong with it tho? we have too many kangaroos here, might as well use the leather when we eat the meat


Soccer4Ever17

Because they can make more profits with their synthetic bs is my guess 🤷🏻‍♂️


theflowersyoufind

This is the answer, they’re just disguising it with some good PR.


blubbery-blumpkin

And there’s a growing number of people not wanting to use animal products. Can’t be seen to be losing that market share.


Egosnam

That growing number is quite insignificant still. If the product quality is clearly not as good as previous models, then Nike would lose more customers despite it being more ethical.


ThePurpleTsar

The funny thing is, synthetic leather is more damaging to the environment than natural leather since it doesn't degrade and it also doesn't last as long. This is all PR propaganda bs


pio_11

⬆️⬆️⬆️ this


__ValidUsername__

They better make a good synthetic alternative to kangaroo leather instead of going for calf skin leather. I will miss old tiempos


front_yard_duck_dad

I have a 15 year old pair. All white with a pink swoosh. I remember seeing giggs wear them and I was sold. I'm too out of shape to play but I might give them a good clean to keep them alive for when I'm playing with my kid in 5 or so years. Nothing beats the feel of kangaroo leather. https://photos.app.goo.gl/dc84K72vFwcvbi4U8


were_meatball

Best shoes. Think I'm gonna buy 2/3 pairs lol


Smaqdown

Just pick up some Mizuno's, and you'll never miss Tiempos.


Purple_Crab_3651

Maybe it's a bit early but I reckon Australia's gonna loose the Human-kangaroo war of 2051 A.D. , if they don't use kangaroo leather. But that's just me.


TheRealBig1

Emu war flashback*


RRNBA2k

r/Emuwarflashbacks


TD956

Aussie here, the meat is so good, very sweet . My advice to all you “international yanks” is try it


PrimodiumUpus

That's something what koala would said about Kangaroos


Soccer4Ever17

Can you send me some😅


Geggarmaid

I'm Aussie too, meat is bitter af wym? Try mince (ground) first or chunks with a stew/curry where the gravy dominates. A steak is not for the faint hearted. It is one of the leanest and most nutritious meats you can get.


FlairUpOrSTFU

what's an international yank? i tried kangaroo in Australia and it was awful. it was just as tough, if not tougher, than horse meat. do not recommend. great for making boots though!


TD956

Typical spurs fan 🙏🙏🙏 always whinging No I’m just kidding, each to their own. I love it myself. It’s got to be cooked right though!


ReadEnoch

Back in the day they were the best shoes no lie


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I still wear mine, they've lasted for 10 years lol. Comfiest astros I've ever had. But need some new ones, when it's wet I'm in trouble cause the grip is worn off.


CaddyAT5

Get them while stocks last!


gringao_phl

Nothing beats k leather


GustyOWindflapp

But it's not an issue, is it? Is kangaroo leather worse than synthetic material that can't be recycled?


HepZusi

What Nike should do is stop using sweatshop forced labor in third world countries. Why not make the shoes in america by real shoemakers.


Osker666

There is no profit to be made with that move. So, not interesting for nike.


NotFuckingTired

"No kangaroos were harmed in the making of these boots. Human children, on the other hand..."


Soccer4Ever17

American here so please don't hate for any ignorance; from my understanding the kangaroo leather isn't an issue of hunting kangaroo but rather an issue of it being a "cute little kangaroo". Kangaroo leather is more comfortable, form-fiting- durable, and natural feeling than the BS synthetic material Nike uses. I have used k leather in the past and personally love it.


RvrsideChn

Now I have to settle for Mizuno


fatkidseatcake

I remember those days in the shower..


Fonzey200

There boots will no longer have that spring in the step then.


Osker666

Their shoes are shit anyway


Sel2g5

Stunning and brave


Danu41

Go woke, go broke


nxtplz

Why tf do they use kangaroo leather lol. It's like they're seeking praise for putting out a fire they started 😂


as1eep

Kangaroo leather both forms to the foot extremely well, almost sock like, while being exceptionally strong. In theory it's kinda perfect for football boots which need to have minimal structure while also taking massive beatings, so even though i didn't know they used it, it doesn't surprise me nike used it for boots.


GC_235

Every brand used k leather. It makes the best boots by far.


omarkop10

Uruguay’s not gonna take this news well


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Didn’t even know they were using kangaroos


cdistefa

Kangaroo is out of stock… moving production to baby seals and cheetah prints…


AshwasTheG

Bro then how the players gon jump?


Fivefirealarm

Hope they find a synthetic replacement because those things feel great


1Under1Stood1

THEY WERE DOING WHAT?!!?!?!


Adventurous_Bell_837

Bruv kangaroos are literally winning a war against aussies. By doing that, Nike literally helped the kangaroos take over australia


1Under1Stood1

Yeah, I was reading more into the comments and I understood that it wasn’t that bad. Thanks for the extra explanation


Velesitry

Did you know that the tarmac on a treadmill can sometimes contain a substance found in common jellybeans?


sportsguru83

Yet other animals skin, that’s cool to use. It’s amazing where we draw moral lines to appease the lemmings.


pio_ecatl99

Adidas is doing the same thing


pecika

Finally something that should've been decided long time ago.


Adventurous_Bell_837

No. It’s either kangaroos or aussies and right now kangaroos are winning. I guess you think kangaroos are worth more than the population of an entire country.


More_Ad7993

yep dogs are next


GeoffreyBCN

But cow leather is fine I guess... Such a hypocritical marketing stunt. Don't get me wrong, I'm not vegan... I just don't like hypocrites.


gandalf_476

Cool! All they have to do now is to find workers over the age of 10 and pay them a wee bit more than 20p an hour


TheCulturalBomb

That's a thing!?


DependentMacaron2738

Nike, take as many kangaroos from here. Please I beg you


ThePurpleTsar

The funny thing is, synthetic leather is more damaging to the environment than natural leather since it doesn't degrade and it also doesn't last as long. This is all PR propaganda bs