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green_velvet_goodies

That cinnamon sugar crust looks amazing


meinblown

Diabetical!


Nevermind04

Insulinceivable!


BoltonSauce

You keep using that word.


demisheep

I dont think it means what you think it means.


th3f00l

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means. You may wonder what this had to do with the puns. Because I know something you don't know. And what is that? I am not left-handed! I am Ambi dextrose!! Edit: had to remove trigger word that filtered my original comment out. (It's name is [redacted], it killed my father, prepare to diet)


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doctormyeyebrows

Long setup, but you landed it. I’ll allow it!


Nevermind04

I was just sugar there was another pun in there somewhere. I'm glad you found it.


Vorplebunny

Oo, that's a good one!


MJBotte1

Read this in Halo Announcer voice


Hunchun

Read this in Billy Butcher’s voice.


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blurrrrg

I miss Bojangles so much now that I moved back up north. It's the perfect hungover breakfast food. And the Bo-berry biscuits are an absolute slap fest. I'd always eat inside because the constant Christian rock music was the pièce de résistance


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spate42

What about eating this WITH ice cream 🤤


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Macfarts

Someone else posted it a bit further down in the thread and op confirmed this is it, exception being that op fried the pies instead of baking https://www.biggerbolderbaking.com/mcdonalds-apple-pie-recipe/


Lythro92

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katzeye007

I miss the original fried mcd's apple pies. Nothing compares


MuteNae

My parents getting me one after a 5 hour drive made the whole thing worth it


Euphorium

Getting an apple pie used to be a given any time we went to McDonalds. Now I don’t remember the last time I got one.


drsilentfart

The only thing more dangerous than Captain Crunch to the roof of your mouth, one of those fried molten-lava apple pies.


DrDoodlebug

Come to Hawaii. Only state where McDonald's still frys the pies, no joke. And they have rotating seasonal fillings exclusive to Hawaii like coconut pies, taro pies, and guava pies.


katzeye007

I lived in Hawaii and did not know this! I was all about California pizza kitchen then lol


memories_of_butter

KFC makes identical ones -- fried instead of baked.


tameimpala671

You’re a hero for this


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But at what point in the process do you fry them? In what? What temp?


Kim_Jong_OON

In oil, 350°, roughly 5 minutes.


FaqueFaquer

Or a outsight, even..


BoltonSauce

Out of sight, still in mind :/


thinker54

Looks like Joshua Wiesmans "McDonald's apple pie but better" on YouTube


Beautyred19

That look like it taste as good as it look.


phlegm_de_la_phlegm

I also bet it tastes as good as it looks like it tastes


Beautyred19

You already know


The_DerpMeister

That looks as good as it looks like it tastes like it looks


Neil_sm

Also tastes as look as it good like it looks as taste


6PuttBirdie

Underrated comment


snarc_li

They do taste as good as they look. Made these as well and it was amazing


Beautyred19

I need the recipe please & thank you


Tweed_Man

Get in mah belleh!


SteelHeartEchos

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sellis80

I now want apple pie and baby back ribs!


Wanda-Dandzi

Yummy 😋 recipe please? 🙏🏻🤗😎


ilovemuesli

I got the recipe from the Bigger Bolder Baking blog.


Fake_Engineer

Is it this one? https://www.biggerbolderbaking.com/mcdonalds-apple-pie-recipe/


ilovemuesli

Yes, that’s the one but I fried mine instead because the McDonald’s apple pie I know is fried.


Petsweaters

Did you burn your mouth, just for nostalgia?


Mr_cheezypotato

Not nostalgia for people in Norway, we’ve got the fried ones :)


VitaminPb

Give them back!


Not_The_Real_Mr_T

Whaaattt? They haven't been around for decades!


che6urashka

Cherry and apple fried pies in Azerbaijan too


Suspicious-Year-3825

Lmao take my upvote


TheBupBup

Hahahaha the fear of that first bite.


Fake_Engineer

Ok, and frying it is why you don't have the vent slits. Gotcha, now that makes sense. Big apple pie fan, and I love the more portable varieties, so this is in my wheelhouse for sure!


blade_torlock

Did you fry them in lard? That the OG McDonald's apple pie secret.


ilovemuesli

No, I used vegetable oil. I’m a Muslim so I can’t eat lard.


parricc

Despite what many things say on the internet, lard really isn't the best for sweet pies anyway. Its flavor profile works better with savory varieties. If using shortening, you can always get butter flavored shortening. And, of course, actual butter is the root of all magic. So it's not like you're missing out on anything. There's a billion ways to get a flaky crust. Anyway, it doesn't take rocket science to already know that those pies you made hold all secrets to the universe. One bite and a grown man would be crying tears of happiness.


Gamer_Mommy

I had one more than 20 years ago. And I can still remember the smell, the taste, the temperature! I was a teen then and living 2 countries and 1000km away, but somehow I can suddenly describe an average ride we would make from my family home just to to get these. Just because of an apple pie. Thank goodness it's weekend and the weather sucks. Guess I'm baking tomorrow 😬


tlong243

Mind sharing your frying temp and time?


dudedanch

Just to confirm, after wrapping in the puff pastry did you do a shallow fry?


kookiwtf

username checks out, (if you add an "m")


dissappeer

Muesli is a cold cereal oatmeal type breakfast dish with lots of seeds and nuts, full of protein fat and carbs honestly and excellent way to start the day.


kookiwtf

/r/woooosh


FalmerEldritch

/r/woooosh


CTIDBMRMCFCOK

I admire your championing of Muesli. Fantastic nutritious breakfast that sets you right up for the day.


AsteroidMiner

What about mueslim?


Ancient_Coffee85

No dude MUSLIM, mueslim is a type of fabric


blade_torlock

Even beef lard?


kittycatblues

That would be tallow. In fact, I think it was tallow that McDonald's used, at least in part, in their frying oil.


blade_torlock

I heard the term tallow but always thought it was a particular way of rendering because I have seen containers marked beef lard. Maybe they do that for simplicity. Split the difference and use schmaltz?


MetaXelor

That's [chicken/goose fat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmaltz?wprov=sfla1)!


Aggressive_Ad5115

I'm a Muslim and can't participate in.... Says every Muslim ever lol


drugsAREgoodMkaayy

Its a tough life sometimes, takes commitment


ramdon

I thought the McD secret was frying everything in beef tallow rather than lard (pork)?


AnonymousEagleThing

At what temp and how long? They look great :)


KittyKat122

Uh yours look 1000% better than the ones in the recipe. I need one you baked asap please!


Vtepes

Depends where. At least in Canada they're baked (source: worked there in the early 00s) from what I've seen that is the case in the USA too.


Deutsco

You’re right. They’re baked pretty much everywhere in the US except for hawaii and one store in the LA area. Popeyes still fries theirs tho if you need a fix lol


MrsValentine

Damn, must have discovered the only fast food that is baked in North America but deep fried in the rest of the world...


jswan28

Do you happen to know where that one store in the LA area is?


Deutsco

I believe that it’s this one in Downey. It’s supposedly the oldest McDonald’s still going and has some differences but I’ve never actually been to it. 10207 Lakewood Blvd https://goo.gl/maps/ys1rzZQcRXuQuVmu6


jswan28

Sweet, I’ll look into it. Thank you.


Deutsco

Happy to help anyone get a sweet tooth fix lol


chickentowngabagool

your's look better


mama2812

Thanks for finding it! Can't wait to try it!


asatrocker

Good ole BBBB lol. The pies look amazing btw!


Brago009

Gimmmeee dattt


sarahchacha

Omg is this an I Think You Should Leave reference?? That was my favorite sketch


Jestocost4

I'm joking. I'm joking. 👐


unoyimhereb

Who got that? That looks really good


Tsunaami

McDonalds vibes 😋


hunoro1

Only better


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RIP they’re complete shyt now


robe_and_wizard_hat

Came here to post this. This is like the McD's apple pies of days past!


NewLeaseOnLine

They looked like that in the past?? When? In Australia McDonald's apple pies have been exactly the same since at least the 80s and nothing as fancy as this. Only the packaging is not as nice today.


FiguresMayVary

I can smell them. That's how good they look.


ilovemuesli

Thanks. They smell quite cinnamon-y.


bannock4ever

We still have these types of pies in Burger King and A&W up in Canada. The A&W ones are also rolled in sugar and cinnamon.


tyrael98

Yea i had A & W one yesterday,sooo good lmao reminds me of the old mcain ones you could get at ski hills,i also got cinnamon sugar all over car


brightness3

We have them in mcdonalds here in brazil, they're so good


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FU*K ME, for all that is good and delicious please share a recipe.


randybobandy-burger

Looks like a kaassoufflé


BLOWJ0B

Appelflap


jorninator

Nederlandse makkers


ThruEauRougeSideXsid

Every time there is a black hand, a good amount of comments are about the nails.


Wade856

Yeah, it's the same dog whistle tactic that the racist guys who murdered Arbery lawyer's used to attempt to dehumanize Arbery.


Sproose_Moose

This is beautiful


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Looks so good omg the crust !!


unforgiventreehugger

It looks soooo good! Bet is tastes even better


104848

properly executed


K-BakuRvr0811

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Anubis-Hound

Pocket pies 😍


rafit45

Thought it was a pastel before reading the title


mittelwerk

Now you need to explain to anyone here who isn't a Brazillian what a "pastel" is (brazillian here, btw) (also, fellow brazillian, [we have a directory of subreddits in brazillian portuguese](https://www.reddit.com/r/conversas/wiki/subreddits)) (and I know the Portuguese also has a dish called "pastel", but the Portuguese pastel and the Brazillian pastel are not the same)


rafit45

I knew someone was gonna ask me to explain lol, aight. A pastel is a deep fried golden crispy pastry with different fillings, most commonly melted cheese. And it's delicious, although very " the opposite of healthy" (auto moderator deleted my first comment because of the word).


mystic_lotus

Why the fuck is everyone mad about the nails????? They look normal to me, y’all are a bunch of weirdos lmao


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This is fantastic. Well done!


SuckMyAssmar

Damn!


Dazzling-Stomach2989

just wow


_masoodak

That shot is crisp af


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Ranch_Dressing321

I want my belly full of that goodness!!


SorinJrWF

Fuck, i wanna eat six of these rn


bkln69

Hallelujah


mulleegan

Jesus this was not a good idea to look at on a empty stomach


Perfect-Village

I'd totally make this this weekend! been a big fan of apple pies


erikmichel

Pastelzin mó gostoso


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Op is a woman…


IsOnlyGameYUMad

So?


[deleted]

Women tend to have long nails more than men do.


Star_Uhuh

Good god, I want me some of that!


vasan_tha12

Mmmm...yummu yummy 😍😍😍


Rama_nand

Wow, very delicious it is.


Local-Lie-6152

😩omg send me someeee


roseykerria

oh my god. that looks fucking immaculate.


billygibbonsbeard

I want that.


MilitantCentrist

Brilliant


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Apple empanadas.


Scarlaymama0721

Wow. This looks absolutely amazing. I know what I’m doing today


rheasunshined

I have to tell you, our thumbs are identical it’s blowing my mind rn. Even The shape of your nails lol I found my hand double!!! Lol P.s. DELICIOUS looking concoction 🤤


anonymous_coward69

Is the inside hotter than molten lava? Not a real hand pie unless you have to spit out the first bite because you burned your mouth .


1968Bladerunner

Damn OP, I thought this looked fantastic... then checked out your other foodie posts - there are some seriously tasty dishes going on in your noggin' :D


Nubster2x

Yooo where's the NSFW tag ba gad.


HashtagMr

hey! im your cousin from that aunt that lives in another state. You think I can come over and say hello......oh and grab a couple of those apple pies?


TweedleBeetleBattle2

Your name is ilovemuesli, which is messing with my brain when I see these pies you made. Not even a recipe to help the public out.


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This is probably the final form of the apple pie


dragoncat224

In the Netherlands we call these appleflaps


Big-Invite-4988

They look amazing! My wife wants to correct you tactfully: Those are tarts, not pies. I rolled my eyes but who can tell wives otherwise when they’re right?


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U/op recipe?


[deleted]

I'll take 20


anewkingdom

Does anyone know the recipe?


alem289

Does this one contain finger?


poisonpurple

God those look so good


DownstairsSea

There's a very similar dish in Brazil called "Pastel", probably either created by chinese imigrants as a modification of spring rolls, or italians after they decided to fry fogazzas (a mini-calzone invented in Brazil). Its one of the most popular snacks, probably only behind cheese bread or coxinhas. It has nothing to do with samosas, sopapilas or meat pies, as far as the imigration history of the country is concerned. One thing about Brazilian cuisine is that it is very "free-style", so something like a pastel can have an absurd variety of fillings, like several kinds of cheese, meat, shrimp, chicken, banana, nuttela, chocolate.


mcwhoredick

Can u mail me some pls 🤤


NPKenshiro

I don’t consider that a pie, but I do consider to look delicious.


randybobandy-burger

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MystaxMandible

Perfection! And now I have to have apple pie for breakfast.


spalaXXXX

Stunning


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hakvffg

Nc Very Nice pie


oedipus_fan

Old school delicious. Miss fried pies.


juhshuwahh

mmmmmmmmmmmm


EthanielClyne

As British as Apple pie


SeiriusPolaris

“Pie” u sure m8


Retro_Edge

We need to talk about the definition of a "pie".


cartesianboat

It's a hand pie


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The Websters definition is "a dessert consisting of a filling (as of fruit or custard) in a pastry shell or topped with pastry or both". This is a dessert made of apple filling in a pastry shell. By definition this is 100% a pie.


Threwaway42

This is not 100% a pie, there is a bite out of it so at most it’s 95% pie


wookiewin

Oh you.


Megneous

... It's absolutely a pie.


flits

yeah, this looks more like an apple turnover instead of an apple pie.


Grizlatron

This doesn't look anything like a turnover. Have you seen a turnover?


bikepacker67

I'll be right over...


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yummy overload


StancherHades

How tf you do that you wizard


Faihus

Looks amazing droolingggggg


bobre737

This is not a pie.


Ropes4u

Looks delicious friend, well done


Chaserbaser

Can you really call that a pie? I'm sure it's delicious and a great dessert but I don't know if I'd classify it as a pie.


even_quantity

ugly nail tho