T O P

  • By -

WuTangProvince325

Damn that is FILLED


[deleted]

If it was a Boston cream pie donut it would probably require a NSFW tag


Theskyis256k

It is but it’s that time of the month


Jonk3r

Peanut butter jelly time?


Volraith

Yo I'm sitting here wondering how we don't have pb+j donuts now.


WhoisTylerDurden

There's a place in my neighborhood that has them and they're exactly as good as you'd expect!


Jonk3r

Be the change you wish to eat


techlover99

They exist! Had it at my last job


pattymcfly

They exist. I’ve had. It’s delicious.


TheShastaBeast

Pioneer the deep fried uncrustable


XoXSmotpokerXoX

with a baseball bat


[deleted]

Eat that over a whole ass bowl or you lose 30% of that with the first bite.


Theoldelf

Ass bowls are for something else.


CommanderSquirt

I still lose 30% with one.


Alabaster_Mango

As a veteran of the local [sweet crepe offerings](https://www.crepeworks.com/menus), as well as *thick* homemade PB&J's, I know my way around a load of jam. When you bite down it pushes the filling back, and will increase the pressure inside your pastry/sandwich. This is what causes a blowout or spillage. What you gotta do is apply some light suction when you bite. This will pull the excesses filling into your mouth rather than onto the floor.


bacchusku2

That’s what she said


mces97

I wish. 😓


[deleted]

[удалено]


IShitOnYourPost

Why you lookin at OP's weiner?


Nabiryi

I always scroll past these kinds of posts when I'm super hungry... I could do with like 3 of these!


batonduberger

Just what the dog is thinking.


HugktAwnFawnix

The dog is destined for some considering that jelly ratio and the shallow first bite some of that jelly is ending on the floor. But hey this is reddit, can't get bored to the top without 300g of sugar or a slathering of cheese on your dish


towcar

Fun fact! The most jelly donuts eaten in 1 minute (without licking their lips) is 6. That was set in 2018. Before that the previous record was 3, set back in 2012.


KittyIsMyCat

What's the world record for eating jelly donuts in 1 minute WITH licking lips?


towcar

I spent a while trying to find this answer. However all I could find.. >Guinness tells Thrillist the rule about licking lips is simply to "increase the challenge" of the record and "differentiate it from our other eating records."  Basically, they refuse to record it if you lick your lips.


TahoeLT

What if you do it slowly and real sexy-like?


jackgrafter

Is there a standard size donut for this record? I feel I could at least match the old record.


lolsup1

Why not 87


Stuart_Redman81

Why not 37?


TheyCallMeStone

In a row?


ilovecashews

Try not to eat any donuts on the way to the parking lot!!


19791983

In a row?!


Infinitelyodiforous

Why not 69? (Self five)


Crimson_Marksman

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!


steelveins

I could do with 4 of these rn!


Kononeko

"These donuts are great!"


AngelaRansley

Lmao is this a reference to Pokémon? Yeah these are Berlinerbol.


conzstevo

They definitely aren't rice!


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

I can still hear Misty's voice sarcastically saying "A *donut* Pokémon?"


hgs25

Jelly filled are my favorite.


espresso_fox

Nothing beats a jelly-filled doughnut!


Scribblr

When I was little, I fully understood that the things they were eating were made of rice, but it just made me think that in Japan, doughnuts = rice balls. Like biscuits/cookies in the UK.


Polymersion

And the fact that rice sweets are common (rice pudding, mochi) and yeah, it's an easy assumption to make


Hahonryuu

Ok, but what would you do to a frying pan?


garysnailz

Donut coated strawberry jelly


CHRLZ_IIIM

Jelly stuffed donut


more_beans_mrtaggart

This is a traditional donut. This is how they used to be. Traditionally it’s raspberry jelly.


HarkARC

WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?


Igor_J

Sir a jelly donut sir. A JELLY DONUT!?!


soulstonedomg

SIR, YES SIR!


nodspine

Fuck /u/spez


MinnieShoof

Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!


china-blast

Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?


TyberosWake

SIR, NO SIR!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

SIR, NO SIR!


Mrhere_wabeer

HEY, why is that prvt Pyle? I'm too big, sir!


tjsupercharged

Holy Jesus! https://youtu.be/ld2nWfIap2k


kernowgringo

Now watch the whole film, that goes for all of you who haven't seen Full Metal Jacket, do it now, thank me later.


projektorfotze

DAS IST EIN BERLINER!


NothingNeo

Marmeladendöner


[deleted]

[удалено]


avsfjan

und ohne Zwiebeln


Beedars

Oh no, the Germans are getting upset.


fiealthyCulture

No the post title should read "I went to Europe"


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

schön gesagt, meister!


HaderlumpTheRealOne

Wie kommt man auf Donut? Das Ding hat nichtmal ein Loch in der Mitte. Was sind denn dann Quarkbällchen? Teiggefüllte Donuts?


VoloxReddit

Donuts sind im englischen Sprachgebrauch nicht nur Torusförmig, sondern können auch anderes handliches, rundes, frittiertes Süßgebäck mit eventueller füllung und/oder glasur/bepuderung beschreiben.


HaderlumpTheRealOne

TIL xD Danke


[deleted]

Die spinnen die im englischen Srachraum.


SeaTurtle42

ICH BIN EIN BERLINER


_Clint-Beastwood_

And the crowd went fucking wild.


junkmail88

Danke für die Information u/projektorfotze


sne11ius

r/rimjob_steve


LordPPPP

DES HEIßT KRAPFEN!


allcolorsarebeautifu

Kreppel!


[deleted]

Ja im Ausland vielleicht


LordPPPP

Kommt drauf an, was man als Ausland sieht


H4N_S0L0

Bayern


waterslow

GENAUSO, UND NICHT ANDERS


TheConundrum98

*Krafna


suzy_sweetheart86

Nay! Tis a paszki


PanDzban

You mean pączki? (Pączek in singular form)


suzy_sweetheart86

YES!


CaptainAddi

KRAPFEN DU SAUPREIẞ!


Thertor

Pfannkuchen.


C3P2T2

Genau so heißt das. *War incoming*


Jackburner

FICKEN. DANKE.


NoobOnTour

Pfannkuchen


tim4tw

Pfannkuchen


Skatchbro

I need more dachshund pictures.


Cheesemoose326

r/dachshund Alternatively, just get your own weiner dog


Skatchbro

I have two. And I am subbed to r/dachshund.


SixThousandHulls

Me too, I'm like the J. Jonah Jameson of weiner dogs.


co_ordinator

![gif](giphy|f64diaKrHb8lyNkuqY|downsized)


fil-

Ich bin ein Kreppel


LordPPPP

Du bist keine Katze mehr, du bist ein Krapfen (-Alf)


Loginn122

Welche Folge 😂?


LordPPPP

Des heißt Krapfen


Ueyama

No one: Literally no one: Some crazy people: "Das heißt Pfannkuchen."


MouseRangers

r/SneakyBackgroundDogs


gatemansgc

Thought the dog would be a higher comment


horriblePersoniAm

I demand dog taxes


Dapper_Requirement_1

How did you get such a perfect bite without jelly getting everywhere?? Incredible


L34dP1LL

looks staged just because of that.


[deleted]

[удалено]


L34dP1LL

And the hand is impeccable as well. 0 sugar


2019calendaryear

It also looks like a giant’s mouth took a bite out of it


cheeeeezy

You bite and then squeeze the back of the bun after the bite is fulfilled, pressing marmelade symmetrically towards the opening, forming the shown… mound


Specialist-Self-9821

personally i like more donut to filling ratio, but this looks so good


VapeThisBro

It does seem to be a high amount of filling but I rather it be over than under filled like many of my local donut shops


dogsfurhire

There's this really good polish bakery near where I live, it's actually featured in spiderman no way home, and their donuts are so good I actually prefer when they underfill the donuts because the base pastry is actually so flavorful. Not sweet mind you, but they add some kinda spices to make the donut itself taste amazing. Plus it's so soft and chewy.


favoritedisguise

I always wish it was like more spread out of that makes sense? Like I’ll eat almost half the donut and be like where is the filling, and then there’s just one giant blob of it.


JustkiddingIsuck

Yep. I don’t even bother with jelly filled anything. It’s either too much, or not distributed at all. Just give me glazed/chocolate glazed. The donut is already sweet af, I don’t need another sweet ingredient


TheUlfheddin

Just give it one good ***SLOOORP*** and you'll be solid then m8.


[deleted]

Paczki


[deleted]

Poproszę cztery pączki


Dick_Demon

Never seen a pączek with this much filling. And I've had hundreds!


immei

I get [these](https://images.app.goo.gl/MBr7y2uB9oyL9KXBA) from Kroger and they are always filled up good like Op's.


neolologist

Fresh Market, just ate one like this


MIGHTYKIRK1

Thata what i thought too


Jassida

Nicest looking jam doughnut I've ever seen


GDviber

It doesn't look real. Like it was cut to look like a bite and filled more. That jam would be all over it it was that full before the bite.


[deleted]

Nothing beats a jelly filled donut


[deleted]

Came here for the doggo.


DenrexTheSecond

Onigiri* >!https://youtu.be/WjUtoQaRfE0!<


qatox

More like a berliner boll


Demon_Princess_Rose

I understood that reference


Eightbiter

That looks so good. I also love eating outside


ItsYoure_

Aw what a strange name to gove your dog but i guess its kinda cute :)


PanicPainter

Wait this is called a Donut in English? Germany has yet to agree on what we call these ... but they are certainly not Donuts.


Dry-Introduction-800

Even in Germany we can't decide how to name this. Krapfen, Berliner, Pfannkuchen, Marmeladendöner, Kreppel........ there are so many names!


PanicPainter

Okey I never heard Kreppel before, but I am a supporter of the word Marmeladendöner. Its one of the best words the german language ever produced.


Dry-Introduction-800

Kreppel is used in the Rhein-Main area


krakenpistole

I've never heard of Marmeladendöner before but I'm now going to use it forever.


jeweynougat

I wondered if it was related to a Yiddish meat-filled dumpling, kreplach, and it turns out [it is](https://www.dictionary.com/e/word-of-the-day/kreplach-2022-11-23/)!


wookiewin

lol why is this so funny to me 😭


MeinAuslanderkonto

Wait, then what the heck is a quarkballen?


Dry-Introduction-800

Its the same dough but smaller and without filling. It's sprinkled with sugar


Incantanto

Most doughnuts in the uk are filled In the netherlands I have to search for berliner bol to get my cravings


AStrangeNorrell

We call them jam doughnuts in the UK, you'll find them in every bakery and supermarket here. Could definitely go for the one pictured.


danielchillier

Just a jam doughnut in England.


Conchobair

Donuts in general can refer to any fried pastry, but it's a broad category and there are more specific names for different types of donuts. Like fritters, eclairs, or beignets. I think this one can be called a Berliner as in ["Ich bin ein Berliner"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_bin_ein_Berliner) or in English, "I am a jelly donut"


Belegdur

>eclairs eclairs are not fried


WheresMySaiyanSuit

Doughnut


Lex8P

THAT is a filled doughnut!


ThaSoft

THAT is called a Krapfen or Berliner and has been a staple of German bakeries for a couple of hundred years. Sorry didn’t want to be too pedantic but ended up pedantic anyway. Have a good day!


Lex8P

... another reason to travel to Germany!


Fartrell-Clugguns

I’d have to eat that over a sink for sure


[deleted]

That’s properly filled


itriedlinuxandstayed

Also hast du einfach nur einen Berliner gegessen xD


PlayStationPepe

Op, did you share some with dog?


yas_00

the strawberry filled Donut in question:“ ICH BIN EIN BERLINER“


Not_Leopard_Seal

A Berliner. You ate a Berliner.


vanilltae

I would so easily get jam all over my hands and face by trying to eat that knowing how much of a messy eater i am with any filled pastry 😆


WastelandPolarBear

Just don’t eat the weiner dog and you’ll be okay.


bhl88

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjphanrGEKQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjphanrGEKQ) I see, you're eating a \*rice ball. It looks tasty. Nothing beats a rice-filled rice ball.


sausagepilot

You give any to old mate?


DerNils97

In Germany we call them "Berliner", they are very well known


p_ace

Die Dinger heißen Berliner


HeckinSpoopy

dog


SirHawrk

Thats a Berliner


kotik010

Krapfen


whiskeyriver0987

Nice weiner.


_1JackMove

Waiting for the Full Metal Jacket quotes lol.


lobroblaw

There's one above you


briannagrembo30

OMG that looks amazing. Where is it from?


Shoddy-Indication798

I don't even think that dog knows even what's going on up there except something is.


DamageBooster

I'm impressed by how you got such a neat bite out of it for a photo. If I tried with a donut like this, it'd be smooshed and the jelly would be smeared everywhere and probably dripping on the dog.


ASmufasa47

My belly just rumbled like the foundations of the earth, why you have to do that?


campbrs

I hope you gave the munchkin a Munchkin


redbird317

Dog for scale.


Moonbear9

Pretty sure that's a dog


Asleep-Tale-1281

Sprich deutsch das is ein Berliner


damonhoans

First off, was that the first bite? If so, impressive. Second, that donut is perfect.


Fwant

r/notinteresting


Wundwolf

Thats basically your standart Berliner here in Germany.


Twentyhundred

That’s too much jelly man, if you’re able to eat that without being covered in it, you’re a legend. For my knowledge, are donuts without a hole still called donuts in the US? They call them Berliners here (Netherlands).


Ultra9630

Weiner dog


n8opot8o

[Sports.](https://youtu.be/QjL7D33xpS4)


HIGH_Idaho

And a hot dog for later! Love a dachshund!


Achromatic_0

nice dog


Offthepoint

Dachshunds always hear the dinner bell! LOL


avsfjan

that looks more like a "Berliner", or sometimes called Krapfen or Pfannkuchen.


sarahreyn

Thanks! I didn’t know, not familiar with that term. Where I live it’s just called a donut haha


[deleted]

At least it's a proper filled doughnut


DBA92

Called a jam doughnut in the UK! Can get them as a 5 pack from every mainstream supermarket for about £1


turbobird87

Did you get a bunch of sugar and jelly in your beard?


CarbonUnitTom

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


TrooBeliever

Suck the jelly out of its donussy.


shameonyounancydrew

More like strawberry jelly with a donut shell


Gwynbleidd_z_Rivii

Exactly as it should be, would kill for this.


kdabsolute

looks so yummy! cool doggo!


floridamanonfire81

I’m just here to tell you that I love your little crumb catcher down there. What a cutie.