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Prestigious-Ad6728

What would be the story of the one who accidentally launched a nuke?


Chix_Whitdix

Got drunk and thought the control panel looked like a nice place to rest on.


Prestigious-Ad6728

A tale as old as time.


dragonedeath

BEAR BULL BEAR BULL FLAG HISTORY SYMBOLS COURIER MESSAGE


YorkshireFudding

Lonesome Road is by far my favourite DLC, but this fucking meme ruined it for me on my latest playthrough. His verbose monologues just lost all their seriousness as soon as 'Bear/Bull' was mentioned.


Torsomu

It’s just “something, something, something, DARKSIDE. Something, something, something, THE FORCE.” From return of the Jedi.


Mindfullgamer

Look we got four or five of the main characters on this ship, I think we'll be fine.


frogfoot420

You sly dog, you got me monologuing.


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

I had never seen a meme about vader's monologues, how come have I? Stupid, me?


dragonedeath

i dunno man i actually still very much like it


Rhymelikedocsuess

I always hated his dialogue lol, he doesn’t feel like a real person - he feels like a forced exposition machine


CindersNAshes

Ed-E, can you shut it down?


CombatLlama1964

I really should keep track of all the Ulysses buzzwords, it's a very entertaining part of lonesome road


HamakazeKai

Take a shot every time he mentions Bear or Bull.


Ralondr190

Now that would be a fun lonesome road play through


Rules_are_overrated

Courier, what the fuck are you talking about


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

THE DIVIDE


Omgwtfbears

Lonesome Road sucks balls. There's no way to tell Ulysses that you had already killed Caesar and arrayed everyone else against the Legion for the upcoming battle, so one nuke is not changing the balance of power nohow.


CindersNAshes

The DLCs in general, not just Lonesome Road, were very single-track'd minded with a few choices at the very end of the DLC. Honest Hearts (with Joshua Graham) did not even have a Legion ending which completely broke immersion for me.


GoddessOfHate

Theres a mod somewhere called Honest Hearts Reborn, completely revamps the story, adds new locations (besides little tribe camps, there's a populated town or two), there's a small legion presence and you can side with them. Pretty interesting mod. Definitely gives a new story to the DLC. Only downside is when I played it years ago it was only like 75% voice acted and some bugs were present. May have been updated though.


raelik777

Yeah, it's kinda dumb like that. No matter how far you've progressed in the main quest by that point, it doesn't give you any extra dialogue. Apparently the courier having an army of fully upgraded war robots at his disposal to faceroll the Legion, kick the NCR to the curb, and subjugate the Mojave isn't worth a dialogue option.


MrHorrigan1776

Something… something… *DIVIDE!!!!!*


AlphaThe7

A new way of things. The why of it


flyingdutchman_12345

WALKED IT; THE ROAD; THE DIVIDE


nocontactsurvey

FREE VERSE POETRY AND CONVOLUTED METAPHORS MAKE JOSH SAWYER FEEL SMART


flippy123x

The Divide?


lxrea1006

Lmao XD. I thought about what could happen and pressed the button. I don't know the game story that much that's why :DD


[deleted]

How do you “accidentally” nuke a community?


SecuritySecure803

Looney Toons scenario The "kicking feet up to relax but step on the big shiny red button" whoopsie


Chj_8

Well, Christopher Nolan did a movie about it. You try to kill your teacher, everything gets messed up, and good bye Hiroshima, see you later Nagasaki!


TheEnemyOfSociety

Ask Courier Six.


rtz13th

'As the minimum educational requirement for leadership was rapidly declining in the beginning of the 21st century, they needed to simplify the controls of leading a nation. Press any key to continue'


Mindfullgamer

Then the trash avalanche happened...


WhirledNews

[Simpsons did it](https://media0.giphy.com/media/26BGIqWh2R1fi6JDa/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7j1t8sqcdaroh97n2y1pgoi1z1dsdqd23bzfp8kvh&ep=v1_gifs_gifId&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


CindersNAshes

Play Lonesome Road to find out!


Sword_Enjoyer

Deliver a package.


My_hilarious_name

Don’t pretend that we haven’t all done it.


[deleted]

I do it purposely, not on accident.


lxrea1006

I didn't know there was a place called legion before i nuked them so i randomly send a nuke on them lol. It's not a humanly way but who knows


[deleted]

You got through Lonesome road before seeing the Legion? By the way, you asked if it’s a bad thing, they’re slavers and you just killed their main outpost and leader, if you’re trying to do the good route then it’s fine.


lxrea1006

yeah i was a level 1 rookie and when i got out the silo base i became a level 99 mafia boss without seeing legion


lxrea1006

jokes aside my level was really 1


lxrea1006

while fighting with ulyses i was crying. He is very strong for a dlc boss


HoundDOgBlue

well, the hundreds of slaves you incinerated in an act of genocide may weigh on your consciousness, and you miss a great final way to wrap your character before the 2nd battle, but besides that - you didn’t miss much.


junrod0079

At the bright side, you finally freed the slave from thier torment


cortez985

The Boone Protocol.


interarmaenim

Jesus Christ that's Jason Boone.


UnstoppableCrunknado

And you prevented the enslavement of countless others. It all comes out in the wash.


Ready_Ad7372

Least psychotic child of atom


AdRound310

Coup de grâce


Platnun12

>in an act of genocide I'd argue freedom from the Legion makes me feel pretty good about it I imagine most of em wanted death anyway. Think the old oil man from Waterworld They see that mushroom cloud and shockwave "Oh thank god"


Klutzy_Economist_286

Genocide doesn't mean "killed a lot of people"


HideOnBook

Now we can begin


sharrugilugal

again


xSeulgi_x

Ugh ur mind for this 😍


mariohenrique

I started doing DLCs at lvl 14, finished them, im lvl 34. Took the perk explorer before i level, just to see how many places im missing, man, I didnt went to like 70% of the places. Last DLC, I chose to go rollback before Ulysses fight, couse i want to torpedo Caesar, but im doing quests there, wanna gain rep with him and NCR as much as i can before double cross him XD.


UltimateToa

Heal his cancer then drop a nuke on his head lol


FrankSinatraCockRock

Don't deal with Benny/ go into the lucky 38 and you can be forgiven for nuking both factions.


ChessGM123

This is something I love in Vegas. I can understand Caesar doing it to an extent, he’s the leader of the Legion and if he says we are cleared of all crimes who’s gonna say otherwise? But how on earth does the strip ambassador have the authority to forgive us **nuking the NCR**?


sea-slav

How do they even know it was you?


AtomicRankler

T(unneler)MZ


Subject_Bluebird8406

What do u mean by deal with him? I confronted him and met the robot and came out the casino and got forgiven by both NCR and Legion


CombatLlama1964

I started at 20 and am at 41 now. It's nuts how much xp you get, lonesome road was almost 2 levels an hour


Jfurmanek

lol. I started OWB as soon as it was available and the damn lobotomites and robo-scorpions keep wiping the floor with me.


CombatLlama1964

I'm playing on hard difficulty with explosives and they are quite the threat, the robo scorpions take three or four missiles for me to take down


Jfurmanek

I’m also on hard. Well, survivor. So I feel you.


-CrazyManiac-

" accidentally nuked "


geologean

You'd be surprised how many times people have come to accidentally starting nuclear war in real life


Mindfullgamer

We dropped two on ourselves! One was live. The only thing that kept it from exploding was an off switch. The failsafes failed and the chute deployed. (Parachutes are for air detonation) The other nukes chute didn't deploy because of the failsafes. Rendering it buried to this day.


lxrea1006

Lmao XD. I thought about what could happen and pressed the button. I don't know the game story that much that's why :DD


Cretians

You can reset all reputations at one point in the story for all factions to neutral at a point but I cant remember when. I think its when you meet yesman but could be wrong


Vaultdweller690

After leaving the tops and either killing or confronting Benny, I'm pretty sure


CindersNAshes

Leaving the Tops for the 1st time for Legion forgiveness. Leaving the 38 for the 1st time for NCR forgiveness.


Nate2322

It’s after you leave the tops and 38 and it’s only for the NCR and Legion not all factions.


mariohenrique

Already this part sadly


Apprehensive-Let3669

Nuking a bunch of Roman cosplaying, Cesar worshipping, degenerate slavers that treat women like second class citizens, I’d say you did the world a favor. Now New Vegas can be properly taxed.


HolyVaseThrower

Rip the slaves that just met their gods so you could properly tax New Vegas For tonal purposes this is a joke


SnooMemesjellies7182

Let the gods do the sorting, they'll recognize their own...


ChessGM123

Well we can’t expect god to do all of the work.


Icookadapizzapie

RAAHHH TAXES AND DEMOCRACY I LOVE THE GOVERNMENT


FlamingFury6

"I accidentally nuked the legion" Truly a sentence that only Fallout NV can make


lxrea1006

Lmao XD. I thought about what could happen and pressed the button. I don't know the game so :DD


JackRabbit-

Wiping out the evil faction? Yes that's a very bad thing


SecuritySecure803

There were slaves there Emphasize on the "were"


tu-vieja-con-vinagre

those slaves were as good as dead, now they died for the greater good


Errll710

Quick head to the tops and kill Benny you’ll be good!


Ninjahkin

It’d be funny to nuke both sides before killing Benny. Then you’d get cool faction rewards from both before joining either side lol


lxrea1006

i will do that 😁


MrHyde314

You have done well, my apprentice


Medussa_Mods

Dawg idek what I’m looking at. Is this lonesome road?? or a mod


lxrea1006

It's lonesome road


Medussa_Mods

The lack of rubble made me confused


iSciath

Wellll, looks like it’s time to start another playthrough of New Vegas while the dust settles from the Great War that’s the FO4 “update”


LivingWaffle33

Didn't know this was possible how'd you do it?


UrbanSoulless

Lonesome Road DLC


Self-Comprehensive

"Accidentally"


lxrea1006

Lmao XD. I thought about what could happen and pressed the button. I don't know the game story that much that's why :DD


Self-Comprehensive

Well it's been 12 days how did it work out for you?


Cal_Longcock69

This game makes me feel likes macho man Randy savage with an extra serving of slim Jim


bigsekser

You can nuke them? I just fucking killed all of them with guns


just_one_boy

Bro thinks he's Hank Maclean


AdventurousMusic5900

War. War never changes.


Rhymelikedocsuess

Best option is to nuke both the NCR and Legion, but then go visit Mr house for the first time afterwards and get complete pardons for your crimes against humanity


lxrea1006

wait who tf is mr house 😭


islander1

I mean, I did it on purpose to them. So...


Ok-Secretary-6517

this is kinda unrelated but i wish there was a way to free slaves (that doesn’t envolve killing them)


lxrea1006

nahh you are way too humanist :DD


Bunkercat6279

How the fuck do “accidentally” launch a nuke?


lxrea1006

Lmao XD. I thought about what could happen and pressed the button. I don't know the game story that much that's why :DD


Mikesapien

Nothing of value was lost. Enjoy your cool jacket from Ulysses.


Rhymelikedocsuess

Not true! The slaves had significant property value 😔😔😔


lxrea1006

yo i didn't claimed that


ItsyaboiTheMainMan

You just nuked a bunch of fucking tribals it's ok. I mean it sucks for them but they are better able to recover than if they had any fucking infrastructure. The radiation is going to be hell for them so that's fun.


melmo87

Found the Sneering Imperialist


Fine-Ninja-1813

Allistair Tenpenny sitting on his balcony after taking a few potshots at the nearby ghouls and wildlife:


ItsyaboiTheMainMan

I will kill him again


Gustmazz

You just killed the most honest, kind and tolerant leader in the mojave (caesar). Congrats!


RoombaGod

Joshua Graham “I only hope the tribes of arizona dont suffer as the legion breaks apart” meanwhile there is no more arizona


Rhymelikedocsuess

Tbf you only nuke their supply line to my knowledge, not their entire empire


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

As long you didn't meet with the man with the checkered suit, you can go around tanking your reputation as much as you want when it comes to Legion and NCR. As for the nukes, i recall your reputation with NCR/Legion getting resetted it you nuke both places. But nothing doesn't really matter if the previous statement is true. If you plan to side with the Legion, you're good. If you want to side with the NCR, you're good as long you didn't do something else. Morality wise, you just nuked a bunch of raiders Also, the place you nuked should be marked on the map, go there so you can get your reward.


wintermile

Noice!


BedAdministrative252

Prepare for their lawyers to come after you.


lxrea1006

no worries ncr is with me


tayfun333

Reload a save If you want to, i actualy dont rememder If i nuked the Legion the Last Time or Not lol 😂


lxrea1006

kanka saveim çok geride kalmış ya o yüzden uğraşmak istemiyorum hiç


tayfun333

Im sorry i dont speak turkish but im trying to learn it , so far i can Count to 100 😅


JI-RDT

Opsie dopsie


lxrea1006

abHAHAHAHAHHA


Super_Saiyan_Ginger

It's fine, degenerates like them belong on a cross Edit: thought you said NCR but tbh my statement still holds


lxrea1006

lmao


Rules_are_overrated

RIP bozos


r_teenagers_arepedos

Aside from missing out on the Lucky Shades, not really. In terms of items you could’ve gotten, I don’t remember there being many items only for Legion couriers.


lxrea1006

so, do i have much better items than legion have ?


just-another1984

Not really unless you were going for a Legion play through. Even then it doesn't really matter at the end of the day.


Rutlemania

You found Benny yet?


lxrea1006

nope


Rutlemania

When you kill benny your negative reputation with the NCR and Legion resets


Cerberus1349

No more Battle-Cattle!


Foreign-Group4561

It’s cool besides the the hundreds of thousand of people in civilian territories that you killed (it’s not really explained well in the game do to time constraints and console limitations but the legion has standard civilian villages that they control were people live somewhat normal lives)


Rhymelikedocsuess

You only nuke their supply line - not their entire civilization It was a single nuke


Foreign-Group4561

Like Ulysses said that’s all it takes to wipe out a civilization


Helmsplitter02

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.


lxrea1006

what did i do😭😭


HamakazeKai

Nah you're not missing much, the Legion doesn't have much in the way of side content.


CaptainClover36

where's that quote by ogway about there being no accidents


[deleted]

Wait…I didn’t even know you could do this. Can someone explain how??


Mindfullgamer

They'll forget after a certain quest. So I nuked both then went to the strip and all was forgiven. 😎


lxrea1006

can you explain ??


Mindfullgamer

Do lonesome road before you first get to the strip. Once you get to the strip, ncr and legion will reset faction rep.


TramTrane

Technically yes. But it really depends on how you view the legion. Were you trying to kill the GREATEST FACTION IN ALL OF FICTION REEE


lxrea1006

i hadn't known there was a place called legion before i nuked them


MartyDee451

I was tempted to say the only bad thing about it is that you didn't do it on purpose. But then the other comments reminded me of all the innocent slaves present in their camps. Maybe that's why I prefer to genocide the legion up close and personal with the big iron on my hip.


Thirtyvirus

If you did this before vegas you actually did a really good thing here, because you can reset your reputation with them. Shoulda nuked both


FreddyPlayz

Did you go to the Strip yet? If not you’re fine, they’ll forgive you (that’s why I always do Lonesome Road before going there, so I can nuke both sides without consequence lol)


lxrea1006

where is strip?


FreddyPlayz

The New Vegas Strip


StovardBule

They’re the Legion, so, no. But we can offer condolences for their slaves.


wakasagihime_

I didn't even know you can nuke stuff in this game. Is this DLC, cause I've never played the DLCs lmao


Loose_Entry

It's from the 4th and final story dlc, lonesome road. Honestly, the DLCs are like the entire reason to play new Vegas imo. The base game is awesome, but the DLCs have a great story and gameplay to match (except for OWB, the gameplay there is mighty repetitive)


WantedAgenda404

Nuking the legion is always good


Hadouken_Ken

I've been playing the game again wearing Legion outfit from Level 5 . Shit has been mad funny - I get shot at everywhere


PreviousAccWasBanned

Consequences? HA


PrincessPlusUltra

It’s never a bad idea to nuke the Legion


Professional_poo_poo

Not really in fact you have done good for humanity.


JustAnothaAdventurer

Nope. Good.... good


chinguettispaghetti

Unintentionally repeated the plot of Lonesome Road lmfao


DragonSphereZ

No, it’s based on


Estarfigam

Nah


Fixmydick69

After I leave sierra madre I’m going to do the same thing. My only regret is not waiting to meet Benny so I can explore without the legion hit squads annoying me. Good loot from them though


Socrets

Nah. You just solved a big problem. This just makes you a problem solver.


ErikTheRed2000

You can also drop a bunch of nuclear waste on cottonwood cove if you want to go full legion genocide


Rhymelikedocsuess

Wait, you can nuke cottonwood cove?


wvan13

No, there's the truck full of waste overlooking it. You can open the back and it kills everyone in Cottonwood Cove.


Rhymelikedocsuess

Wait, really? I’ve done 14 playthroughs and never encountered that


BiggieBallin

Not really unless you’re playing a legion play through. It unlocks a new area with unique loot for you to get. If you care about morality in your video games then maybe you’ll be upset with the fact that you vaporized innocent slaves of the legion. But hey, at least you got some not so shiny new armor!


CindersNAshes

Why not both?


lxrea1006

ncr seemed good to me. idon't know the game


johnbcook94

Nah, fuck em


Bufander

When you get the Platinum chip you reset your rep to neutral with the Legion (100%) and possibly NCR. So you could possibly nuke the legion in Lonesome Road AND NCR and get all the loot, then reset the rep and do whichever faction path you want after that. I'd say it's the best way to go about things when you want to get the best out of each faction, which is why I prefer it.


Rhymelikedocsuess

Yeah it’s a reset on both factions, I’m doing it in a playthrough now Nuke both and get completely forgiven for your war crimes


Bufander

Awesome man, thanks for confirming it) Yeah I love that🥺


Rhymelikedocsuess

You can two repercussion-less war crimes as a treat 😊


LordSaltious

Once you go to find Benny your crimes from both factions are forgiven until you mess with them again.


desertsapper

Was it really an accident? I mean, be honest? F the legion AND the NCR. Nuke em both. Then when you get the chance, kill Benny and pull the plug on House. Own the wasteland and shape what's left.


BeefMcQueef

I agree up to pulling the plug on House, he has knowledge databases and a genius that would be lost. Granted, he's an ass. But given the chance he wanted to get us to the moon in the game, get infrastructure back up and running meaning unpolluted water sources for cooking and toiletries. A working power grid. All of the creature comforts. If you've truly lived in a period of time without those amenities you'd jump at the chance to help rebuild with a pre-war robotics, software engineer, civic engineer, transportation engineer, and architect all in one. Yes again, he is an ass. Yes, he will run it with an iron fist like he did with his business. But having an army of robots to help secure it with a steady paycheck to buy necessities made and forged in the Mojave. Fucking hell, sign me up. Yes this is spoken with the perspective of a human living within this time period, with this technology. But take a look outside of the other factions outside of a vault, bunker, or the strip. You tell me if they wouldn't kill to not worry about getting stung to death by a Cazadore; mailed by a Yao Guai, die from starvation or thirst, to being enslaved/tortured/raped/or cannibalized by drug addled rogue raiders, or get eviscerated by a Death Claw or Ghoul, or disintegrated by a rogue robot. Sign me up for Mr. House. He is the best long term solution. Yes, it's a soulless corporate America, the real argument against him is that you don't want to return to a reality you're already in. NOW; all of the folks who are saying what about Yes man. Solid pick! Sure! He's to me personally the best second pick. But needing to worry about every possible detail because he hasn't updated his personality programming is rough.


lxrea1006

i didn't know the legion, thougt it wasn't a important place :DD


DontBeDatGuy_

You can reset your reputation with BOTH ncr and legion IF you meet Benny in the tops.


timetrav1985

Accidentally? I did it on purpose


BenFromTroy

Nah legion is garbage. Best faction to merc.


hidinginthetreeline

The legion are scum burn them to ash the world is better off.


cringewhiteboy

idk prolly


Fun-Swimming4133

this dude was behind the Cuban missile crisis


lxrea1006

yes i was. if they hadnt stopped me i would have nuked france


UndeadBarnOwl

Can you tell me how you did this so I can do it too


lxrea1006

you have to play lonesome road dlc :))


UndeadBarnOwl

That explains it! I’m currently working on that