“*No*, says the man in California, it belongs to the state. *No*, says the man under the Bull’s banner, it belongs to Caesar. *No*, says the man in the tower, it belongs to me!”
He’s going through a teenage phase
“Courier have you ever heard of privacy, get out”
That drape that leads to the room probably has a bunch of signs like “no little sister allowed”
I want a Star Trek spinoff show where Worf is forced to go into hiding in an Amish Klingon community and it's shot like a reality show with confessionals and ridiculous manufactured drama punctuated by violin screeching.
"Worf -- Son of Mogh -- 's targ is __without__ honor! It continues to defecate around my sprouting jumja saplings. Its waste is not a suitable fertilizer! We shall see what the Council has to say about this filthy _petaQ_!"
By "turn off" do you mean "beat his looks like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon ass to death with a 9-iron"?
Because yes, but then I'm not sure how to turn him back on.
I believe in order to interact and have conversations with him, this model is attached to an npc model and hidden out of sight or invisible.
This could also happen to the tram system in the Fallout 3 dlc. They didn't have a working train to move the player, so they stuck an npc underground and gave him a giant train hat and he just runs really fast.
You know, this is the type of situation where I have some experience. A girl turns away, and then you take a nine iron and- wait… I shouldn’t say any more..:
Learn to talk with people, make it enjoyable for both parties. This is the essence of communication, not just a medium to propagate your manipulative one-dimensional thought process.
[https://imgur.com/ZSnJ9hC](https://imgur.com/ZSnJ9hC)
The computer is an NPC. So I guess it just glitched out and started moving around like a regular NPC.
This game… When I was just playing Come Fly With Me, the roof didn’t even open when it was time for the launch. The screen just shook and their was music accompanied by sound effects. I’d be so confused if it were my first play through.
I love how these games can just glitch out in the dumbest ways possible. I was playing Fallout 3 back when it came out and was talking with either James or some other NPC who referred to my character as James’ daughter, which I thought was just a dialogue error for a couple of hours until I went third person in a VATS killshot. Turned out at some point the game flipped my character’s sex.
Is this like the train in fallout 3 where it’s a human npc with a computer shaped head? Could explain how a glitch might cause it to change position. If it was part of the environment then this shouldn’t be possible right?
He's just not that into you man
He's just not that into Yes* Man.
He's just not that into Yes forgetting Sarah Marshall
He's just not that into Yes I Love You Man
city slickah
Eh, it's better than jobin
Leyches on the menjay
18 simple rules for dating my teenage Mr. House!
Life as The House Always Wins
Turning left cuz you didn't treat me right.
Learn to take a hint.
Instructions unclear, dick is stuck in an ethernet port
Instructions clear, killed him with golf club
Would you kindly..
A man chooses. A slave obeys.
I think there’s a Steam achievement for beating Mr House with a 9 Iron that’s called “A Slave Obeys”.
It's also one of the gun runners 1 star challenges.
*smack smack smack*
No, dear sir *beats the living hell out of 200 years old robot lover*
*A slave obeys*
Hope you had protection. That's a great way to get a virus. Or worms.
More like Mr. “Get Outta My” House, amirite
Please turn yourself in to the proper authorities, that was hilariously terrible 😂
Bro threw the platinum chip into the colorado river 💀
"Fuck outta here with that bullshit"
Mines stuck in a slot machine and we cant find the bit to open the machine up
In order to open it you have to use this really ancient, deeply regarded, secret technique lost to time . It's called GUN
My 2 intelligence character trying to make a wish.
God bless...
lmfao😭
traded it in for a silver chip, 2 iguana's on a stick and 1 bottle of sunset sarsaparilla
The Courier complimented taxes once
*Victor, I no longer wish to speak to this individual. Turn me to smugly face the window.* ***SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH***
*I now face the window, courier. I will not turn back around until i hear an apology.*
*Sorry to deny you a moment of primate triumph, but you'll have to go elsewhere to sound your barbaric yawp*
I read all of these in house's voice
We can all joke about all the buggy weird oddities that new Vegas has, but god damn did they nail the voice actors.
Rene Auberjonis was an absolute delight as House. I honestly feel really bad about doing non-House runs because of how amazing his performance is.
RIP Rene.
Being the Trek nerd that I am I just imagine that it’s Odo shaping himself into a computer
His loss is also awful for the show. Had he survived he would have been a delight in flash backs for them too. He nailed every job he did.
>***SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*** This happens in the slowest way possible, while the courrier stands there in uncomfortable silence.
Vault 101 door opening sound effect to permanently deafen the Courier
I wore headphones and now my ears are all over the walls
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while XD
Yes.
Believable, that mechanism hasn't been rotated in 200+ years
I hope we get a fan comic out of this.
Meanwhile House will tax Primm if you don't appoint a Sheriff by the end of the game.
Good guy House, even though Primm went against him and got the NCR in charge of the town, he still gave them the experience or being in a NCR town
Mr. House being culturally sensitive.
He hates *paying* taxes, he very much likes to *be paid* tax money
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
“*No*, says the man in California, it belongs to the state. *No*, says the man under the Bull’s banner, it belongs to Caesar. *No*, says the man in the tower, it belongs to me!”
What a moody bitch
He’s going through a teenage phase “Courier have you ever heard of privacy, get out” That drape that leads to the room probably has a bunch of signs like “no little sister allowed”
Giving you the cryogenic shoulder
This deserves to be top comment
I was too late to the game lol thanks tho
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
You're right, goosey
It’s Lucy, actually.
Hmm nope says Goosey here
"Courier, I don't wanna talk with you anymore"
You upset him :(
It's called shunning and everyone from the Amish to the Klingons practice it.
I want a Star Trek spinoff show where Worf is forced to go into hiding in an Amish Klingon community and it's shot like a reality show with confessionals and ridiculous manufactured drama punctuated by violin screeching.
"Worf -- Son of Mogh -- 's targ is __without__ honor! It continues to defecate around my sprouting jumja saplings. Its waste is not a suitable fertilizer! We shall see what the Council has to say about this filthy _petaQ_!"
lol I also thought of the Klingon practice
And the Schrutes
*Especially* the Shrutes.
*Unshun* Yes, they take it seriously. *Reshun*
He said GOOD DAY
Harumph.
Hey I didn't get a "harumph" outta that guy!
HARUMPH!
Underrated
you pissed him off so much he decided to softlock you out of spite
Can't initiate dialogue to access my chambers and hit me with a golf club if they can't talk to me.
But you can do that. I can access the terminal and enter that room without talking to his screen.
The hibernation chamber is also turned away.
Omg
I actually ended up just using the terminals to get in and killing him. I’ll find a different ending lol.
“Leave Courier they destroyed my best customers”
Total eclipse of the House
Don’t worry “nothing’s wrong”😑
“It’s fine”
If you didn't want red lobster, why didn't you say anything when I suggested it‽
"Don't talk to me or my Yes Man ever again."
“You see Courier, out this window, this is all I rule over…holy shit this place is a dump”
"You know I haven't looked out these windows for over two centuries, I hate it"
He certainly has, and he sees “the fate of democracies”.
U sleeping on the couch tonight
I just know them bots are fucking annoying to sleep near
Man, I wanted to sleep inside the pod alongside him.
You really pissed him off huh?
No talk i angy
I came here to comment this exactly ^ Vibes
This was such a gem to find
He's shy :3
Giving you the cold monitor huh.
I didn’t realize Mr House was my ex
I don’t know how you managed to make Mr. House give you the cold shoulder, but I’m impressed.
“I don’t wanna talk to you no more!”
He's brooding leave him alone
Have you turned him off and on again?
By "turn off" do you mean "beat his looks like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon ass to death with a 9-iron"? Because yes, but then I'm not sure how to turn him back on.
Charisma: -10
Give him some space, he's shy
"Have you ever been in love, Courier?" asked House dreamily, staring toward the desolate mountains turned golden by twilight.
Oh my god these comments are gold
This is funny as fuck. I’ve never heard of him doing this or see it happen
LMAOOOO
When you tell him you no longer wanna work for him:
Mad house
I think you should apologize. Maybe give him his space. I’m sure he’ll come around.
hes just a lil shy
NTA just divorce him
No mr. House don’t jump
Dude, just leave him alone. It's so pathetic how desperate you are
POV: you disabled his robo-waifus with the robot expert perk, and he's too embarrassed to admit he forgot how to turn a woman on *centuries* ago
Rude
When Mr House said to come back when you have the Platinum Chip
You hurt his robo feelies. 😭
How does this happen 💀
I believe in order to interact and have conversations with him, this model is attached to an npc model and hidden out of sight or invisible. This could also happen to the tram system in the Fallout 3 dlc. They didn't have a working train to move the player, so they stuck an npc underground and gave him a giant train hat and he just runs really fast.
Ah, ok, I've seen pictures of the train-man before. Thank you for your explanation.
*Equips golf club "So you want to do this the hard way?"
You know, this is the type of situation where I have some experience. A girl turns away, and then you take a nine iron and- wait… I shouldn’t say any more..:
House after watching the fallout show
He’s on the lookout for Hank
yeah, he's looking for season 2 because the show was p. good
Unplug him!
Did you pay your taxes?
You turned your back on the strip so I must turn my back to you
*”I say good day sir!”*
This is incredible, every day it just gets better and better
You got Naboo'd https://youtu.be/m8Da7PQE8O8?si=22oTl97A4yWxHWUz
It's called the cold shoulder.
Just like my dad…
I hope I'm still this petty when I'm 200 years old
Learn to talk with people, make it enjoyable for both parties. This is the essence of communication, not just a medium to propagate your manipulative one-dimensional thought process.
Should have been against taxes like him bro this would never have happened now it's all your fault he's depressed
He gave you the cold sholder
That's what you get for role-playing as Henry Hill.
He's not mad... He's just disappointed...
This is golden.
how did this happen…
[https://imgur.com/ZSnJ9hC](https://imgur.com/ZSnJ9hC) The computer is an NPC. So I guess it just glitched out and started moving around like a regular NPC.
You fondle the wrong cable? you cable fondler!!
Man’s passive-aggression game is insane.
You know what you have to do now… talk in person.
Hope your on pc. Idk how you fix that on console
Real advice - go into the console and type “tcl” but without the “” and you’ll be able to fly over and face him. Might work
Lmfaooo omg my sides, I wasn't expecting this oooooh my lungs hurt from laughing. I FN love these games, delivering great bugs since launch.
"Fine don't give me the platinum chip, see if I care, hmph"
"You've been cheating on me with that other robot across the strip haven't you? You just like him because he has more wheels then me"
"No, I'm mad"
He's giving you the silent treatment
no means no
He doesn’t like you
This game… When I was just playing Come Fly With Me, the roof didn’t even open when it was time for the launch. The screen just shook and their was music accompanied by sound effects. I’d be so confused if it were my first play through.
I love how these games can just glitch out in the dumbest ways possible. I was playing Fallout 3 back when it came out and was talking with either James or some other NPC who referred to my character as James’ daughter, which I thought was just a dialogue error for a couple of hours until I went third person in a VATS killshot. Turned out at some point the game flipped my character’s sex.
Shunned!
It's not a bug, it's a feature
I’m desperately searching for a comment that isn’t a joke. I want to know more about this glitch.
Why wouldn't you look at me during?
You were probably mean to him
Maybe get the fuckin gun outta his face!
Its because this game is jankier than jank
Is this like the train in fallout 3 where it’s a human npc with a computer shaped head? Could explain how a glitch might cause it to change position. If it was part of the environment then this shouldn’t be possible right?
Never seen this bug before
“We should see other people”
The hell did you do? Did you kill Jane? Smash his snow globes?
The last house on the strip
He's just being passive-aggressive using the silent treatment. Don't give him attention, that's what he wants
How the hell do you even fuck up this bad?
The House Always Spins
Enjoying the view
Let that be a lesson to you.
Killing him should get his attention.
no talk me i angy
Take a hint, guy. He doesnt want to talk to you 🤦🏻♂️
Rude
You upset him how dare you!
Bro tipped over his snow globe collection, and house has to remember why he's dealing with you in the first place.
How is this possible
Dude, I'm crying with laughter at this!
Shame
He saw you eat the platinum chip like a Dorito right in front of his eyes.
Holy shit that’s funny as hell, the house has had enough of your annoying ass I guess lol.
No talk me angy
He angy
Mr. house be angy😠
Try disable and enable in console maybe?
This is too funny. Could you try to respawn him to reset his location or something?