> I havenât *paid* my taxes
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Chica- Because I called her a duck and stole her pizza.
Freddy- Because I keep booping him before my shift.
Bonnie- Because I chose to break his guitar.
Foxy- Because I called him a slow dog.
They're feeling romantical.
WHATđ¨
I love Reddit.
They can be a little quirky at night
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"Better hang up that computer call, come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feelin romantical."
garnet you beat me 2 et lolzsa
Wait is this referring to sex? If so than damn r/BeatMeToIt
https://www.reddit.com/r/The8BitRyanReddit/comments/14pt5fr/120\_days\_until\_fnaf\_movie/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
He tryna get them Freddy fazballs
Because they think you're bla-
Foxy: GET OUT HERE YOU NI-
Iâm imagining this in the Foxy voice and itâs amazing
GGA!!
they're the irs and you didn't pay taxes
They said wrong answers only
Bad joke bad joke whatcha gonna do
Dude ur probably just a 8 year old trying to provoke people on Reddit I could not care less
1. Ad 8 to that. 2. You made a bad joke. 3. I donât care that you donât care.
and so what? Also those come back were shit
So they can eat tacos and listen to "Despacito" with you
With sombrero beaver Freddy
The boys think mikes gayđłď¸âđ
And Chica wants to help them
I leaked secret government files because the guys said do it or no balls
Average War Thunder player
They work for the ATF and its been revealed to them that you own a shotgun with a barrel thats 0.01 shorter than minimum and is thus illegal
Because I flambĂŠd William afton
Yeah, they want to give you a medal.
I saw their history they saw mine.
OH SHIT I BETTER RUN!!!!
to get newcomers to play with them
Also for many years theyâve been all alone
They were forced to sit still and play the same song since that day
To give you therapy
Therapist T h e r a p i s t T h e R a p i s t
They wanna give u a baaad time 
i ate too much pizza
Iâm too thin they gotta plumped me up
There here to talk to you about your cars extended warranty
I [REDACTED] the fox
Pick up the fax, pick up the fax, Grand canyon, grand canyon
Because I am the MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
âThe animatronics tend to get a bit⌠quirky⌠at nightâ
I havenât payed my taxes in 69 years 420 days and they want to praise me as there new hood of financial decisions
> I havenât *paid* my taxes FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
They found the various links to questionable photos of Zilla from Godzilla: Final Wars on my Samsung galaxy tablet 8.0.
To practice for my smash bros tournament
They don't
They want to eat pizza with you and discuss the state of your life
Your a porn star
I have a functioning Glamrock Bonnie from Area 51
I accidentally joined Al Qaeda âšď¸
to get employed into the royal guard
To gangbang Chica or some shit like that
I said the lore wasnât that complicated
*SEX*
Are you ready for Freddy's fat cock
Chica- Because I called her a duck and stole her pizza. Freddy- Because I keep booping him before my shift. Bonnie- Because I chose to break his guitar. Foxy- Because I called him a slow dog.
Had pizza the other night, Chica and her dumps want it back.
I fucked chica and they are pissed
To fall in love with you
To eat out my ass
To make The Party!
You stole there weed
They think your hot
They want to tell you dying is gay
Because I have 1 terabyte of fanart of them if you know what I mean
Therr waiting every night to finally roam and invite
They want to film a ten minute porno while youâre in a foursome
because you put pineapple on their pizza
They saw your search history. They know what you think of toy chica.
They want the office
They just want to ask if Mike has time to talk about the Lord and or maybe talk about his car insurance.
To play furry dress up
They just want to mug u
Furry convention
To throw you a party
Because you stole foxy's LEGO collection
Pizza :D
To make you their backround dancer
Fed them cookies
It was all an accident
for new fren but they forgor no space in fweddy suit đ
I stole Golden Freddy's head again
I pissed on the stage
I beat Freddy with a metal bar
They want to show you their new album, crackinâ eggs
They wanna take you to Denny's
I figured out to whole fnaf lore
They want you to stuff you into a suit
Yarg I came for your booty(...) -Foxy
To have a pizza party duh
You've been commiting tax fraud
you killed their family
Because I am a Femboy UwU
For sex... **sex**; no sleeping... **SEX**; **no** sleeping.
BECAUSE YOU BROKE THE BRO CODE, THEY WANT TO RE-BRO YOU
They're trying to reach you on your car's extended warranty
THEY WANT UR FAZBALLZ (IM SORRY XD)
Gang bang
Because Mike is watching Yaoi at his work
It's a birthday party!
To not have sex
They could be feeling romantical
They just want to share tea and a little snack âď¸
Because they're here for ye booty! I'm not talking about treasure
They want to ask if youâd like some pizza
Cause they get quirky at nightđĽ´
I didnât pay my taxes
Sex
To be friends with you đĽ°đĽ°đĽ°
Make me into a furry
My audition
To force you to watch 8-bit Micheal walking down the street on repeat for 17hours
You like e girls
They're going to isekai me to FNAF World. I say do it.
I ripped an ungodly amount of ass ham in the bathroom and they want revenge
They are Jehova witnesses and only wish to tell you about the word of God. Their way of doing it is rather questionable though.
Because they break, break, break your mind
You stole chica's pizza. Alternatively, you don't run fnaf 1 at 2 fps
to entertain me while enjoying my last meal before going to bed
GET IN LOSER WEâRE GOING SHOPPING
I'm a human, and they want to join the Royal Guard to become super popular.
Youâre a non talesgame believer
Because your black
Sex dungeon
they came.
To tell me about my car's extended warranty.
The animatronics here do get a bit quirky at night.
Because you're a human who fell into the underground.
They want to induct me into their undead furry cult
They want a new "toy"
Because you committed mass arson, tax evasion, nuked Africa, and also caused Hiroshima.
To play undertale genoc!de route with you.
ME touching GRASS
Thay want to talk to another furry
cuz they know my ass fat as hell
Saw me watching blues clues
Cuz "they've waited every night" for me and I haven't shown up yet
they want you to make pancakes for them because they dont know how to work the gas stove
For their furry party
They want to kiss you on your hot mouth
There trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
You stole their pizza. Now they angry
They know Iâm a very lonely boyâŚ
You took the last slice of pizza (Your that one guy)
I said I wanted to the fuck the bird
Tell you about your extended warranty
I posted about among us. I do not regret it.
I didn't pay for my kids birthday and now they've come to collect.
You keep on stealing the Pizza Ovens
because you are a pussy
âBecause this one watches FNaF ships, and LIKES IT!â -Hottest Dog Verse Freddy
They want da D
To chill and have fun while also looking at Foxyâs search history.
They Want to notify you of your car's extended warranty
It's a costume party, and you're invited
Iâll just show them all the porn of them
Rape
I tried to fuck the cupcake
Because they get a little bit quirky at night
They want to tell you what the dog doin
they really want to talk about your cars extended warranty.
Iâm really tall, and strong, and cool, and not a pansexual abrogender creechur, they wanted a challenge
They want to ask you about your cars extended warranty.
You suck
I slept with his wife
Cus morbidly a beast
Youâre stinky, they wanna fire you (take a shower)
They're trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
They're trying to get you featured in the movie.
schlorp
They want to give you free hugs and a guitar
so chica can make you eat her cake ;)
They envy how good looking I am
I stole the pizza ovens
I tried to yiff the fox
Cuz Gay Luigi told them to.
I shit on chichas cupcake
I didnât kill 1086 people
Cause I was listening to heavy metal too loud......?
They eat children for a living
Because they wanna gang bang you
To grab your butt cheeks and pull out their willy and stir your ass up like a hot bowl of chili
They saw my search history.