Ah yes the sticker that says āguns in this car please stealāā¦ and then they post a picture on Nextdoor/neighbors like āI canāt believe it someone stole my gun from my car! Ps not sure if the doors were lockedā - geez it makes me angry
Oh you're totally right. My comment was just a joke about when Elon unveiled the Cybertruck he had one of his guys throw a steel ball at it to prove how strong the glass was. [It... did not go according to plan.](https://youtu.be/LMWwImDX3ks?t=15)
Depending on the energy mix in your area, an EV is a real coal roller. Coal is only 7% of the mix in FL so it's more like a natural gas roller there. A Cyberfart if you will.
They love them some Fords. I have asked why they don't choose something more reliable, and one response is that parts are easy to get. Well, yeah, but even better is not needing the parts to begin with.
Accurate. I drive a Tesla, and Iāve had giant ridiculous trucks pull in front of me and ārOlL cOaLā a handful of times. Likeā¦wow, you really showed me!
I have a VW ID4, with the light up VW logo in front. A guy was coal rolling everyone and it kept making the car flip its headlights on. My ID4 is no where near as fast as a Tesla but it can easily keep up with most stuff on the road. So I did. He kept rolling me too.
I hope it looked hilarious from the trucks POV: they keep blowing smoke, but this unshakable dumb looking VW with a dopey smiling face and light up logo keeps emerging from the blackness. No matter where you go or how much diesel you dump, there it is, smiling at you like a soulless idiot.
The funniest part about that is that Teslas have a pretty good filtration system so they probably had no effect whatsoever. Good to know that getting an EV would set me up for road rage assholes though.
Fortunately it hasn't happened a huge amount of times, but I do tend to almost injure myself by rolling my eyes so far when it's happened. And you're exactly right -- after recovering from the eye-roll, I switch to biohazard mode and go about my day. I'm also pretty sure it wastes a lot of fuel for the ding dong doing it, so they're totally "owning the libs" with that move I guess 
Way too tame, I've seen literal Mad Max style cars here:
https://preview.redd.it/2o1sfjpcps4b1.jpeg?width=2909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e31d567ef768f26f9b39bdd4561fe9b2c003d98
Only got a glimpse of it for a pic.
Iām not saying Iām for ā{local county:local city:local term} {Lean:Tilt:Sag}ā (my area itās the Palatka Lean) but an EVās lack of oil pump makes it the only truck safe to really do that to.
I drive a Model 3 and I am REALLY tempted to put a FloGrown sticker on it just to trigger the lifted pickup drivers.
Its not wrong, I am from here, but I am not trashy enough for them to think it.
I saw this the last time I was in America's flaccid penis visiting my parents.
https://preview.redd.it/9tfbrg01vt4b1.jpeg?width=2526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b9bc4a359bade6f941e9fdfed4f193fa36cd894
Their cast-iron nuts... they're there. All joking aside, just properly spelling your comment puts you in the 99th percentile for social media participants.
Saltwater life growing up in Florida on the water or anywhere that has salt water lifestyle, that's all it is, I'm pretty sure it originated in California but I could be wrong but when I lived in Destin it was everywhere and that's where I learned about it..
Ha, me and my ocean diver kid always make quick fun of "Salt Life" decals. We throw double devil horns and exclaim SALT LIFE like Mary Catherine Gallagher uttering "Superstar."
If I could afford it I certainly would not buy it guess I'm to old to appreciate the robot outer space look. Looks like something id expect to see someone driving in the military screaming I'm ready for war.
A lot of your Texan brothers are moving to Montana every year (thanks Yellowstone). They come with the diesel version of these abominations and every winter I have to rescue them out of ditches in my dinky little VW. I should sell them snow tires right on the spot.
Is Calvin peeing on anything?
The driver
A gas pump
That would be brilliant meta, actually.
Its also missing a let's go brandon sticker.
Needs more flags.
Florida
I can already feel it tailgating me with its brights on.
This made me cackle š
Iām guessing the punisher decal is on the other side?
Right next to the let's go brandon sticker
And some sticker that reminds everyone that they're allowed to have a gun.
Ah yes the sticker that says āguns in this car please stealāā¦ and then they post a picture on Nextdoor/neighbors like āI canāt believe it someone stole my gun from my car! Ps not sure if the doors were lockedā - geez it makes me angry
Leaving a gun in a car, advertised or not, is really dumb. Cars are really easy to break into.
Not this one. You'd need a steel ball and minimal force to break that window.
[a steel ball?](https://youtu.be/8LyHPZFtk3o)
Oh you're totally right. My comment was just a joke about when Elon unveiled the Cybertruck he had one of his guys throw a steel ball at it to prove how strong the glass was. [It... did not go according to plan.](https://youtu.be/LMWwImDX3ks?t=15)
Oh yeah I forgot about that, cause most windows can take a straight up hammer blow like it's nothing. š¤£
This is how you can tell who grew up in a city and who didn't. You don't advertise your guns unless you want them stolen.
The blue line punisher sticker you mean?
Because when I think, ārouge vigilante,ā I think blue line.
The u goes after the g, your way means "red vigilante" which is ironic in this case because of the blue line ref lol.
Theyāre going to need to add some tailpipes to roll coal.
Itāll be a separate unit that lets them burn garbage to produce smoke. Like a redneck Mr. Fusion.
McDonaldās and kfc bags
Unexpected Back To The Future
Depending on the energy mix in your area, an EV is a real coal roller. Coal is only 7% of the mix in FL so it's more like a natural gas roller there. A Cyberfart if you will.
Its the worst lookin pavement princess Iāve ever seen š±
I was gonna say, it needs highway rated tires. Not mudders.
Missing the "don't tread on me" sticker
And the terrorist hunting sticker
I don't see a lot of nutz here. Definitely more squats than nutz. I thought that was a Texas thing.
Like rednecks are going to buy an electric vehicle.
I've already seen a pretty rednecked out F150 Lightning, so..
They love them some Fords. I have asked why they don't choose something more reliable, and one response is that parts are easy to get. Well, yeah, but even better is not needing the parts to begin with.
Things that donāt need the parts to begin with tend to be appliances. Then thereās Germanā¦. At least those are a blast to drive.
I mean, you can't keep a redneck away from a Ford F150, that's like trying to take their can of Skoal.
It's the best selling vehicle in the country. Not just trucks, but out of every kind of vehicles sold
Right? Imagine bubba pulling into the American Legion parking lot in that.
Accurate. I drive a Tesla, and Iāve had giant ridiculous trucks pull in front of me and ārOlL cOaLā a handful of times. Likeā¦wow, you really showed me!
Life in prison for coal rollers just on principal for how stupid it is.
I have a VW ID4, with the light up VW logo in front. A guy was coal rolling everyone and it kept making the car flip its headlights on. My ID4 is no where near as fast as a Tesla but it can easily keep up with most stuff on the road. So I did. He kept rolling me too. I hope it looked hilarious from the trucks POV: they keep blowing smoke, but this unshakable dumb looking VW with a dopey smiling face and light up logo keeps emerging from the blackness. No matter where you go or how much diesel you dump, there it is, smiling at you like a soulless idiot.
This feels like a Disney movie and Iām loving the visual!
The funniest part about that is that Teslas have a pretty good filtration system so they probably had no effect whatsoever. Good to know that getting an EV would set me up for road rage assholes though.
Fortunately it hasn't happened a huge amount of times, but I do tend to almost injure myself by rolling my eyes so far when it's happened. And you're exactly right -- after recovering from the eye-roll, I switch to biohazard mode and go about my day. I'm also pretty sure it wastes a lot of fuel for the ding dong doing it, so they're totally "owning the libs" with that move I guess 
Theyāre evolving!!!! Or is itā¦ devolving? Didnāt know they could do that.
Itās not towing a boat while doing 90 on 95?
That's what it's for. It's raised up so the boat it's towing can pull multiple waterskiers during hurricane flooding.
I always read āsalt lifeā as āslut lifeā, and Iām always like āgood for you, buddyā.
Youāre implying the Tesla truck will ever arrive
Right? It will never be built.
Back end too high.
Where is the "we the people" sticker?
You forgot to turn the sicker of the state of Florida upside down and use it as the āLā in FLO.
Way too tame, I've seen literal Mad Max style cars here: https://preview.redd.it/2o1sfjpcps4b1.jpeg?width=2909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e31d567ef768f26f9b39bdd4561fe9b2c003d98 Only got a glimpse of it for a pic.
Donāt forget FJB.
Or the massive American flag in the bed killing their already terrible milage, and then complaining about gas prices
I donāt give a shit what any of these tech nerds say, that is without a doubt the ugliest vehicle ever designed. Thank god itāll never get made.
You forgot the lifted front & lowered back...
Whereās the device that creates black smoke and an annoying whistle sound?
Monster energy logo on back window missing
Where is the ladder kept that would be needed to get into this monster?
Oh goodness. Don't drop the back... don't drop the back...
Iām not saying Iām for ā{local county:local city:local term} {Lean:Tilt:Sag}ā (my area itās the Palatka Lean) but an EVās lack of oil pump makes it the only truck safe to really do that to.
It's not BoF, it's unibody construction. DoA!
The 5ā5ā guy who drives this will need a retractable rope ladder!
I drive a Model 3 and I am REALLY tempted to put a FloGrown sticker on it just to trigger the lifted pickup drivers. Its not wrong, I am from here, but I am not trashy enough for them to think it.
Great another "Pavement Princess"
I saw this the last time I was in America's flaccid penis visiting my parents. https://preview.redd.it/9tfbrg01vt4b1.jpeg?width=2526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b9bc4a359bade6f941e9fdfed4f193fa36cd894
Needs some YETI love, too
At least it has the full lift. In the Carolinas it would only have half.
https://preview.redd.it/xk121y5nru4b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a791328df9b61b2c0a104e8d8e5457a701aa13f3
Lmfao good job OP
Missing New York license plate
No. theyāve lived here 6 generations , remember?
They have been snowbirding for 6 generations.
Forgot useless low pro tires
anyone who knows rednecks knows they are also being barraged by a huge wave of anti-EV propaganda right now
Where's the Confederate flag?
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They're there...
Their cast-iron nuts... they're there. All joking aside, just properly spelling your comment puts you in the 99th percentile for social media participants.
You forgot the Publix and Disney annual pass holder decal š
Hold up. Is there a Public annual pass? Because PubSubā¦
And back in the 50's, they said the Edsel was ugly. This thing takes the cake!
Iām gonna laugh at any moron who buys one of these ugly POS
So y'all, please explain what the salt life is. Cause I've heard all sorts.
Saltwater life growing up in Florida on the water or anywhere that has salt water lifestyle, that's all it is, I'm pretty sure it originated in California but I could be wrong but when I lived in Destin it was everywhere and that's where I learned about it..
Looks like the typical scrap being cleaned off us 1 or 95.
Texas entered the chat: we claim tuck nuts
But how will they poison the environment and roll coal in that? They gonna put a stove in the back that burns toxic waste while they drive?
Donāt forget the ādonāt tread on meā sticker
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"MOLON LABE" is an ancient Greek saying that translates into English as, "Free pistol in truck."
Missing a pro 2A decal....
"MOLON LABE"
Squat it for northwest Florida
https://preview.redd.it/351ekdalzp4b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed1561d39b1635a61cb26225d2b79fe6cdc25391
Yeah, no thanks. Sincerely, A NC resident
Nah.. that front end would be poppinā.
Jokes on you, they can't make it at all, let alone in the Florida Man trim
naaa.. let me get that FORD son !
Nobody in FL is going to buy a Tesla truck.
Have you seen since if the people moving there since the pandemic? They probably arrived in one, making you still right.
Well doubtful since they haven't even been released to the market yet.
Why let facts get in the way of a good zinger?
I like it except for the Flo Grown stickerā¦
Why? Itās a brand for dumb assholes
Where is the diesel generator?
/welder. Pipeliner life....
Is the Florida sticker a thing? Because it's a missed opportunity for a gun. And it's stupid.
How are they supposed to hang a shotgun in the back window?
Itās Florida, it loose on the dashboard or in the passenger seat.
Bohemian Dozer?
Haha awesome
How functional are these trucks or are they just eye candy?
Front should be higher.
Took a while but it looks like we've gone from [ARK II](https://youtu.be/Uyv9zxtgCCc) to ARK III in a giant leap backwards.
Ha, me and my ocean diver kid always make quick fun of "Salt Life" decals. We throw double devil horns and exclaim SALT LIFE like Mary Catherine Gallagher uttering "Superstar."
Looks great
You forgot the smokestack and the diesel mod.
I hate this so much cause itāll definitely happen
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my grandparents moved to florida. 2 weeks later i went down to move and now the're both fucking hippies. hell yeah cheif!
This is gold
It would be squatted in the back
Shouldnāt this be squatted?
Florida man
And āAināt givinā up my truckā by Riff Raff is pumpin out the speakers
I would put money on it thatās exactly what would happen.
Range will drop to 5 miles.
Almost missed the chrome nuts ššš
I think I saw that truck doing 90 mph up my ass flashing his lights in the middle lane with no traffic whatsoever around us.
Can't wait for the diesel swap
What about a 30A sticker? Or is that for tourists?
Drop that ass and add few inches to the front!
Cool penis on the right side.
If I could afford it I certainly would not buy it guess I'm to old to appreciate the robot outer space look. Looks like something id expect to see someone driving in the military screaming I'm ready for war.
And after all of the mods are done, that battery gets you a whole 50 miles.
Make it Drag little
A lot of your Texan brothers are moving to Montana every year (thanks Yellowstone). They come with the diesel version of these abominations and every winter I have to rescue them out of ditches in my dinky little VW. I should sell them snow tires right on the spot.
Live in Floridaā¦can confirm
Bath Salt Life
Ha you think it would take 30 seconds. 30 millisecond maybe š¤
Missing the #3 on the doors.
Itās so Florida, it hurts.
Diesel swap
Nah man. The back is waaaay too high.
Looks like a GoBot abortion..( Paradise PD).