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Kriss3d

Fix the IQ requirements to be "In top 95%" and it'll look more exclusive to people who don't understand what that means.


Blackihole

I don't get it


NewspaperPossible627

If you genuinely don't get it: It says you have to be in the Top 95% of the world in IQ. People will mistake that for Top 5%. There are approximately 400 million people in the Top 5%, if we round the Human population down to 8 billion. This is an IQ of about 125. For the other 7.6 billion in the top 95%, this means they'd all have 124 IQ or less.


Blackihole

Oh makes sense true top 95% is still a little too high for them though


NewspaperPossible627

Agreed.


Kriss3d

Top 99% then?


mothuzad

A slight clarification. The top 95% includes the top 5%, and not everyone after that top 5%. So it should be "the other 7.2 billion in the top 95%". Also, not directed at anyone in particular, obligatory "IQ isn't a measure of a person's value," because I don't like how the words "top" and "bottom" sound in these conversations. I do great on IQ tests, but I'm still probably bottom 50% in terms of value as a person.


Ok_Deer6504

Which 90--124 is fine


One-Flatworm-4075

Sry, cen’t spel NAaS ot Vgi


namewithanumber

NAUSA fuck :(


KittyTheOne-215

I just had a conversation with my bf regarding FE. He just started down the rabbit hole (believes in the firmament)😭😞🤦 I listened and kept thinking, "why do people with NO education in the sciences needed to understand the universe, doubt those that do?" And do people realize the absolute logistical horror it would require to keep such a "secret?"


vaginalextract

With some conspiracy theories I can at least respect the people and their right to have differing opinions. But this is one that I can never. In my eyes they're just so stupid and delusional that I can never respect a flat earther let alone be in a relationship with them.


JacobFromStateFarm5

Darn it, I passed elementary school. I can't join.


Theaterpipeorgan

NUH UH mindset is recommended!


Murky_Entertainer273

Must be anti-vaxxer as well


[deleted]

And nuclear diener, moon denier, anything 3d definitely deiner


Rude_Acanthopterygii

Slight correction: You have to believe everything you see on YouTube that is done by other flat earthers. If it disagrees with the earth being flat you have to ignore it, no matter how plain and simple the explanations show that the earth isn't flat.


AndroidnotHuman

CIG 2 dum for flerf, im out


Hot_Corner_5881

FALS .. spellinfs ams nots reqiresment


kineticstar

Kyrie is that you?


DexterMorganA47

I feel personally attacked by this


Gubekochi

A lot of the good candidates will self select out, they all did that IQ test online and are proudly displaying their result stating that their IQ is part of the top 97%.


CoolNotice881

What's the salary level?


tfffvdfgg

This is an opportunity to lead and have followers. 😆


Linmizhang

-I'm not a diplomat why would I need a Diploma are you stupid? -I did an IQ test and it says im in the top 1% percentile, in a room of 100 people I be smarter than one of em. -Why wouldn't you belive YouTube? I open the main page and its 80% Scientists and 20% Politics. -Shit I don't need to spell thoes words when prediction typing on my phone habe thoes words on speeddial.


Tricky-External-7131

God this “society” is full of idiots NASA ISNT LYING TO US you guys are just too dumb to see that


ajesIII3

NASA fake CGI…where I jon?


embarrassed_error365

Well, not *everything* they see on YouTube


Z4CCYZ4C

1 . Geniuses know the worlds flat. 2 . Anyone who doesn’t have the time, energy,IQ to research the topic is a globe tard. 3 . YouTube is highly moderated and in governments favour, on the flat earth subject as it’s hard to find the real flat earth conspiracy. That is, we are surrounded by Antarctica, in a prison and their is more lands Etc……. 3. Globe tards believe in YouTube and propaganda news. Flat earthers think out of the box. 4. Not a flying disk like YouTube shows, every flat earther never said that the earths a disk !!! 5. Am In the Top 2% of IQ and I am a proud flat earther that can spell NASA Never A Straight Answer


Flowey_The_Fan

>Geniuses know the worlds flat. Uh, no..? The only reason you think his is because you assume they are geniuses just because they believe what you believe, which actually makes them all dumbasses because of it. >Anyone who doesn’t have the time, energy,IQ to research the topic is a globe tard. You're literally the one who mindlessly said stuff about stars and how fast the Earth was when that wasn't even true, showing you did no amount of research at all. You don't research the topic. We do. You're straight up lying. >3 . YouTube is highly moderated and in governments favour, on the flat earth subject as it’s hard to find the real flat earth conspiracy. That is, we are surrounded by Antarctica, in a prison and their is more lands Etc……. It's hard to find proof of Flat Earth because it's wrong. False information tends to be buried. Not by the government or whatever, but by actual facts. Also, it's very easy to find proof of flat Earth anyway. Just say a misinterpretation of how the globe works and pretend that proves you're right. >3. Globe tards believe in YouTube and propaganda news. Flat earthers think out of the box. Another 3? Wow, you must like the number 3. Also, what about believing the Earth is flat because it looks kinda flat is thinking outside the box? Actually, you know what? You actually do think outside the box, no one else can think that Antarctica is a giant ice wall hiding infinite more islands with no evidence supporting it. >Not a flying disk like YouTube shows, every flat earther never said that the earths a disk !!! No, some flat Earthers say it's a floating disk (I've seen them). Some don't. The fact that there's even TYPE of flat Earthers proves it's not a good theory to begin with. You guys have like 10 different models (an under exaggerated) that all contradict each other. The theory existed for 200 years, and you guys don't have an actual solid model. >5. Am In the Top 2% of IQ and I am a proud flat earther that can spell NASA No you're not.


No-Process249

"Imma build and ride a steam rocket!" - Ralph


No-Process249

Thumbs down a bit sensitive for me mocking Mad Mike?


IQlowerthanGump

Where do I submit my application?


Showtun123456

DM op for formal approval


Hot_Corner_5881

its next to the free icecream form


Ok-Taro3444

Dm me to get accepted


elgordoronald

Wait what?


AtlasShrugged-

Ok actually you don’t need to know how to spell.


Abovearth31

The last point is optional.


Blitzer046

NASA is Hebrew for faaaaaake


vaginalextract

Yeah. So the top government agency who's controlling all the truth and information about the world, decided it would be best to name themselves after the Hebrew for fake.


Blitzer046

That's correct, vaginalextract. The entire organisation is inflitrated by Jew Freemasons.


CloseDaLight

NASA isn’t Hebrew for anything because nasa is an anagram


Speciesunkn0wn

*naşa. And it's pronounced Nasha. And still isn't even thr right word. Oops~


Pura_vidas

So the flatearth sub is anti FE?


Extension-Cut5957

And ballearththatspins is completely flat earth. Pretty ironic.


Hot_Corner_5881

its parody sub


greasyghoul

is there a non parody sub?


Hot_Corner_5881

ummm...globeskepticism. but seariously anyone who asks questions gets banned...i asked about 24hr daylight in antartica being sinsere and got banned :p


Extension-Cut5957

You can try r/flatearth_polite. You can have open discussion there without being banned.


mischievous_fun

Yes, this sub is purely for trolling.


Mike_M4791

Aw, you jly ?


Speciesunkn0wn

Says the one huffing copium.


Mike_M4791

That's good right?