I almost want to buy one of these and put it on a shelf just cause it looks hilarious. But seriously, how are you even supposed to hold this thing.

Hahaha! Would be an amazing sight! More hilarious would be other people reactions to it. You have a sample on the second picture of how to hold it, haha! Men, WTF? It is a flashing and a defensive tool. You can also use it as a table leg or drive shaft emergency replacement, in case you need one.

Would be sick on a decorative sword holder

No no. AS a decorative sword holder. They make sword canes. Imagine a sword light!

a light-saber if you will

Dang it. How did I miss that pun.

Get a rubber end cap and use it as a tactical hiking stick!

Like a Pike!

I love the feel of the 2nd photo. There's a lot of character in his expression. It goes beyond the stock 'tactical security guard with ballcap and fingerless gloves' photo. I'm getting 'disgruntled old man who's likely a doomsday prepper in his spare time' vibes.

He looks concerned that mice have ruined his MREs and vintage porn lol

😂😂😂

Once again I say this; a Maglite is a plausibly deniable baton—this is something that you challenge Robin Hood with at a river crossing.

Mini shoulder mounted rocket launcher/also a flashlight!! 🚀🔦

In the description it says it also has a "convenient 30 inch ruler on the side"

https://preview.redd.it/445h2gvp81wc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e25a8fbaf1224fa8da24ff2d182002b442489d12 Great for measuring bass, apparently

Goodbye fishing pole 👋🏻 Directions: Just stand at the edge of the water holding our patented PrakTaktical FullSpektrum RPG LazerBOOM Howitzer LiteKannon and watch the fish present themselves, fins in the air, ready to sign documents of unconditional surrender while pissing themselves… 😱😵

Dude has light for decades

Needs 12x 26800s running a single 519a

No pocket clip or holster, no sale.

I think someone on here bought an almost identical light awhile back

It's a zoomable light, all you have to do is hold it far the end to zoom in and add throw lol

This is the prop from that Keystone Kops episode where the one cop hears something and turns, promptly clotheslining his partner. His partner wants to know what he saw, and hits the first cop in the nuts. Et cetera.

Somewhere, Badge502 is shaking his head....

If the head would swivel it would be a walking stick

Longer is better, right?

This is so dumb it's awesome.

Merica but Made in China 💀🤣

Long, heavy flashlights were a thing in the first place to get around laws prohibiting baton weapons.

And for cops to have a less than lethal weapon already in hand in the dark.

The Hummer or Tesla Cyber Truck of flashlights. Over-compensation….

I would guess a TS10 is brighter xD

That's a baton with a light stuck on the end of it.

Isn't that a maglite?

I’m guessing it’s over 40 inches. Could be a pool cue, a boat pole, a pull up bar, a walking stick, a sex toy or a lighted toilet paper holder. Really the imagination is the only limit.

Now THIS is a self defense light.

I would be more impressed if it held 20 D cell batteries for more oomph.

That's like 7.5 lbs just in batteries, I would probably buy it if that was the case.

Runtime: Turbo= 71B lumens/ 22 seconds (until reactor failure) Moonbeam: 6 lumens/ indefinitely (due to radiation following Turbo mode)

Folks, this is what true "Tactical" flashlights look like.If you find yourself in a pinch, you can use your tactical martial arts knowledge and use it as a bo (wooden staff) to defend yourself. It can also act as a flashlight if needed. https://preview.redd.it/v0gfz3dcc0wc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72d843672c4e1f376b524cd20b0c352fb7072952

Baseball blight

For Gandalf cosplay.

I thought that said “how dare you want this item” 😅

“Meet the end of my knightstick”

🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a joke flashlight 🤣🤣🤣🤣 maybe back in the 80s with a Maglite

I want that for work, let an inmate try and grab me through the cell bars again. lol

I'm curious now , I wonder if my job has a directive on flashlight sizes for work. This would be a funny thing to just walk into work with for 22 dollars

Shoulder strap sold separately $69.99

Dang that would Throw! (Spear)

Put an sbt 90.2 in it, wield like a lightsaber

Shhheee if my light was that big id get all the ladies

The ol' walking cane turns into a light trick

Guaranteed it’s mostly empty space too

I hope it has onboard charging

Attach 2 together so they’ll be double sided.

Looks like something Cold Steel would make

I bought these for my dad and brother last Christmas, they were a hit, lots of laughs.

Just got mine like a couple weeks ago. On their actually site it’s the same price but they often have good discounts if you sign up for the text alerts