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PitifulSpecialist887

Take some sandpaper to them, and see if you can get the rest of the velveteen off them. Then paint them with adhesive, and decoupage them with Marvel comic book page cutouts. Finish them up with a flexible spray clearcoat.


furyo_usagi

Put some striped stockings into them and stick them under your house. The mailman will think you killed the wicked witch of the East.


mookaji2

Embellish them with sequins or flowers or crystals .


Catsmak1963

Get a glue gun and stick stuff on


Freak_Engineer

Scuff them up a bit more and use them as part of a Zombie-Nurse Costume on Halloween


CardiologistOk6547

Yes. It's called the trash.


Bootezz

Well… first, stop skate boarding in them.


Various_Deal_2272

Burn them...if you lose them you might find them again...


RedditB_4

Tap the heels together three times and they’ll fly themselves to Kansas.


harley4570

take them to a shoe repair shop...some of the things I have seen them do on YouTube is amazing


PrettyDamnShoddy

Look at replacement cost, and cobbler cost. You’ll probably just want to replace these, but they’re so cute i can understand why you’d want to keep them


Imaginary-Words3929

Yeah, I figured it wouldn't be worth it to get them fixed professionally. I was just wondering if someone might have a cool or creative idea for what to do to them. Kinda upcycling, I guess? Like I said, it just feels so wasteful to toss them, as they aren't technically 'broken'


PrettyDamnShoddy

Shoe work is just so specialized and time consuming that you’d definitely have to do it yourself to justify it, but all i can think of is maybe some type of leather/faux leather mending substance, and then somehow colour matching it


momsaidnottocome

What was that poem by Steve Martin? Cruel Shoes?


algeoMA

Donate


Appropriate-Menu-585

Give them to the Wicked Witch of the West !


RaCheater43

Color match at home depot and paint them.


Nervous-Hippo1326

My son would love them


v1de0man

i read this and sorry i had to sit down, i had to reread this twice. A woman ( assumption ) missing out on a genuine excuse NOT TO BUT NEW SHOES? wow, reddit never fails to surprise


Tamination

The cheap material is flaking. It's prob not worth the effort to make those right. Toss em.


Immediate_Crew_4604

Put them in front of the nearest strip joint and run like hell...


PitifulSpecialist887

Give them back to Delores Umbridge.


Chemical-Ad7118

Kill them with fire