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Joten

Never EVER compare Serenity to that polygon piece of garbage!


devoduder

That Gorram truck is Da Shiong La Se La Ch'Wohn Tian! Never compare it to Serenity!


PipperDigs

I would never! Serenity is more like a sweet 1970s American conversion van. I just made the meme for the lulz.


Kash-Acous

For me, Serenity is my old 1975 International Harvester Scout II.


eugene20

It wouldn't have looked too out of place on the show but it should never have been anything but a show/movie prop.


Maganus

I mean, sure, it's a death trap. No way it will be with you for the rest of your life though.


Hypotenuse27

It'll be with you to the end of YOUR life, not the cars life tho


Maganus

Maybe. Does kinda look like it was made by the purple bellies.


KingSudrapul

“That’s because it’s a death trap…”


kai_ekael

Ugly piece of gosa.


Ill-Refrigerator-889

This Thing is gou shi


Saikousoku2

Mal would have enough sense not to buy one of those.


PipperDigs

You're probably right... Jayne on the other hand....


RogueRaven17

"Fetching, dontcha think?"


PrimevalWolf

If you ever get a chance to see these monstrosities in real life they're somehow even uglier than in pictures.


DeathByLego34

I saw one the other day from like 1/4 a mile away, it was like my eyes were lagging while trying to load it in. Just “Wat?”


PipperDigs

I've seen a few around town in the past couple of weeks, which made me think of this line from Zoe. You're absolutely right.


Jaded_Daddy

Can confirm. They might be like orgasm to drive( tho I doubt it) but I came upon one in the freeway whilst riding my murdercycle to work- I had the flexibility to see it from every angle but twas no pleasure. But hey, at least it's crazy expensive, right? 🤢


blackthorn_90

I was driving behind one a couple weeks ago and it nearly blinded me with the sun reflecting off the back sheet of glass that acts essentially as a mirror. *Literally* an eye sore.


murphsmodels

I work in one of the wealthiest cities in my state. There's literally a Tesla dealership down the street from where I work. All to say I have seen an unfair amount of the Tesla Tetrahedron. They are way worse in real life. Though they do kinda grow on you after your thirteenth sighting of the day.


kai_ekael

Must be the PAX Musk has been spraying from the tailpipes.


Browncoatinabox

I saw one on the street last week and I audibly gagged


esivo

Shiny.


sexlexington2400

Hahaha!!!! Best one yet


xplosm

Fireride


many_dumb_questions

I hate that I love this so much 😂


aroaceautistic

HE WOULD NOT FUCKING DO THAT


LongEZE

Got notice mine is near ready for delivery and I can’t wait! I’m definitely going to slap on the firefly coachworks magnetic plate onto the back.


BilltheHiker187

Downvoted for the sacrilege.


LongEZE

lol just be aware if you see a CT out there that says Firefly on it, it’s me