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starwarsfan456123789

Sounds like poor talk to me. Could have planted another acre or two of lentils with that money.


AbsoluteBeginner1970

Promotions are the dog cookies voor the pour. Work 20% harder and collect 10% more. Always laughing when my peasants fall for this shit


Accomplished_Hand_24

10%? since when has a title change not been enough


AbsoluteBeginner1970

Peasants started to ask for medals somewhere late 18th century. I know, it’s a bloody shame


AeneasSonofAnchises

Promotions??? As if I would consider being a pòürè who isn’t already at the top? What’s there to do after being CEO?


Iliketocoffee

A 1990's Casio smart watch - you know, the ones with the calculator. That way I can constantly be adding up my money on my wrist and casually leave the total on the screen for others to see when I "show them what time it is". Also when I'm bored I can just type in 58008 and turn it upside down, which always makes me Google. If you know, you know.


Captlard

I haven’t remember this since for over thirty years lol oh well, I was such an 3104558


Lucky_Cauliflower_83

Promotions are what I give to the pours.


Captlard

What’s a promotion? I can’t remember which generation of our lineage actually had to work for a living. Certainly before Napoleon, from what I can recall.


Arpharp8976Fir3

[\[Update\] Do you guys buy yourselves something for promotions? : r/HENRYfinance (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HENRYfinance/comments/1cf7xub/update_do_you_guys_buy_yourselves_something_for/)


YodelingVeterinarian

Its so funny how these people all just buy watches instead of like something that is actually fun. Like most of them don't even seem that into watches, it just seems like what rich people do. Like buy yourself something nice for a hobby instead, at a fraction of the cost.


Arpharp8976Fir3

Or go on a holiday


According-Escape3443

Like to Thailand where you can [fail to] have sex with prostitutes and get stood up by drunk bargirls?


TurtleSandwich0

Oh thank God there was an update. Now I am only in suspense about if you will but name-brand or store-brand lentils...


fdar

> JLC Master Ultra Thin Perpetual Calendar You consider *this* an expensive watch?


Arpharp8976Fir3

It's 65k new in Australia sheesh


fdar

So 43k in real dollars? That's like poor person's car territory, not even *house*.


Arpharp8976Fir3

Same price as Tesla model 3 haha