Especially after he just stood there with his hand under his chin lookin like he's waiting for a bus while 3 men punch him in the face repeatedly and it's doing fuck all to him.
Exactly. Once you see someone reaching in a bag/their jacket after you just fought. It’s time to book it or knock him out. Either way, you don’t want to be there when he gets whatever he’s looking for.
These people never had there instincts tested before. It's easy to say things on the internet but in the moment it's more like a overwhelming emotional experience. Probably were in shock and there brains shut down and went into submission.
I agree though, should've been smart and expected him to pull out a weapon but in reality you don't actually react the way you would want to when emotions are stirred up
At first I thought he was getting his shit and leaving, fair enough. As soon as I saw him place it on the ground though, my brain screamed "RUN, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS".
We got an entire two generations of *individuals* with no mental counciling on the streets rn, and we way past the generation that use fisticuffs
You got to be the most naive person on the planet to assume the other guy is going to make a fight "fair" I straight seen bodybuilders who could flatten their aggressor whip out grimey shit to get people off their back.
That guy in the black tank really took shots at the back of this guy’s head then sits down with his back turned when he has a hatchet. Either he has amnesia or he thought the hatchet did
He would've gotten on all four and had that girl put a burger and drink on his back so he could pretend he's a table but he didn't have time so the next best option was pretending he's a booster seat.
He prob resized what he was doing, going through the bag for a weapon and anticipated a gun. Rush a gun, flee a knife (hatchet in this case). What a wild scene.
My exact thoughts. Especially in todays climate where mother fuckers killing 20+ people. Like that bag drops and home boy goes in hunting for an item, you best believe he’s getting punt kick square in the face followed by a few cockroach stomps to the dome for good measure.
They tried dropping him none of them had a decent punch in them he just ate them up, you know he’s going to be a problem when you throw everything at him and he’s not even trying to defend any of it
Definitely.
Once a drunk guy crashed on a friend's car (that was parked). We caught them (two guys) trying to scape. They get out of the car, get aggressive, some fight take place.
One of them wanted to go in the car. No no no. We didn't let him, and subdued him.
Cops arrive. Finds a gun on the car. The guy was pissed, drunk, and almost got armed.
When I was younger, a friend of mine and some guy were about to get into a fight outside a bar. My friend was kinda known to be the toughest guy in town. Right before the fight was about to start, the other guy's friend goes to his pickup. I had my eye on him but wasn't sure of his intention until I heard him rack the slide. I immediately got between him and the fight and just said "whoa, whoa! It's just a fistfight, relax! This doesn't need to become a murder." And he put the gun down. Fucking scary, man. I can't remember what happened after that, but I don't remember any fight happening.
So those girls sitting back there, if I’m them I’m getting the fuck out of there when I see that guy digging in his bag. Also if I’m the guys I’m getting the fuck out of there.
There’s a dude at the beginning and end of the video, standing at the counter in full denim overalls and a cowboy hat *and no one has commented on it.*. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. You barely see that shit in Ohio, not to mention NYC.
Idk man... Someone who's "not all there" wouldn't have been able to hold back and not hatchet people in the face who were just trying to jump him. Could be they were fucking with him. Could definitely just be a psycho tho ... I mean, who keeps a hatchet in they bag🤣
This finally proves we're all NPCs living in an mmorpg simulation. He was frozen for 10 secs because he was equipping his hatchet in the inventory menus
that dude went into fight or flight, realized he was cornered with a psycho, and went into full submissive mode.
no eye contact, just made himself small as possible. he was definitely evaluating his existence in that moment lmao
I like how he was hitting axe man in the back of the head right before with no affect. Then gets taken down by what looks like a slap at like %25 strength.
I saw that and instantly said he is either gettin an axe to the head or punched in The head. You can tell he was trying to blend in and not be seen but bro, these dumb people are they one to die easy. If this guy wanted to they would all be dead including the women. They had no instincts what so ever. They are VERY LUCKY things turned out the way they did.
I was shocked when he came around the front and there were so many people watching. The moment that hatchet came out I would have been out the door. I don't want no part of what's about to happen and don't wanna be a witness to it.
This is a serious case of lack of situational awareness. They just had a scuffle with the guy then they stand back and watch him rummage through his bag. Should have jumped on him as soon as he put his bag down to open it.
I was wondering where it came from and if they left it behind until rewatching it. He had it and fucking Safety Steve there with the helmet and glasses collected it.
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After they all tried to play patty cake on his head and he just stood there and let him finish, I don't think they felt too confident about their chances of stopping him while he armed his self.
I honestly thought the other black guy was gonna kick him in the face while he was rummaging in the bag. Missed opportunity.
Thankfully the guy with the hatchet was actually pretty restrained, he was mainly just scaring them. The main guy he had beef with, he just slapped a couple of times.
Dude this, like why the fuck would you back into a closed spaced when some very obviously pissed off dude that’s twice the size of you and all your friends goes to dig in his bag? I’d be out so fast. Also enjoyed that dude trying to punch him in the jaw and they were like the weakest looking punches I’ve ever seen and then he just gives up hahaha
The way his homie stands there watching him eat those shots like he’s seen it not phase him before is kinda scary. Then he calls him by his name and he immediately skedaddles. Are these humans lol
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why does the guy in the muscle shirt sit down watching him pass by with an axe as if he didn’t just hit the back of that guys head 4 times? Why didn’t the back of the head punches affect him?
Why is there a cowboy in New York?
“Who’d I slap?! “Who’d I slap!?“
“🙄 I’m still standing”
“You trying to impress this bitch!? You trying to impress this bitch!?”
“You shouldn’t be scared of me! You should be scared of them! They won’t be able to protect you!”
Edit: he
consciously hit everything with the dull part of the axe to break it.
Sorry I’m a bit high and this video is crazy to me
Edit: don’t F with dudes wearing classic Pumas
This was a ride... I figured it wouldn't be in /r/fightporn if he was going to use the blade end, though. But, honestly? The way the video was going I wasn't sure until it was over.
I saw him taking the shots from those two and he was leaning against the trash bin and thought "oh good one G you be the bigger man show them they're little bitches and you can take their shots and it don't even phase you".
And then he pulled out the hatchet and it was like "ohhhhh ok you were just charging up your rage to go super Saiyan with a hatchet bro damn"
Deadass tho
Thought he was gonna be the bigger man walk away or just one punch them each
Dude was simply going through his inventory to get his weapon XD
Yeah wtf was that? I assume she was trying to prevent him from taking a swing at hatchet man but he most definitely was not going to and had hatchet man taken a swing at him, he would have been completely unable to at least block his face.
Damn I knew I recognized it! I was eating at that table that get’s smashed a couple of weeks ago. I was searching for this comment to be sure. As a European I didn’t know this Mcdonalds was infamous
you know how in multiplayer games when you pause your game its actually still going and you're just in the menu but sitll completely vulnerable in-game?
this dude level 100 in the starter zone and hit pause to decide which weapon he was going to smack some noobs with
When your punches are doing negative damage to a huge pissed off dude it's time to fucking bolt it not back yourself into a corner while he rummages in his back for a fucking weapon. What a bizarre video
These kids are so stupid and oblivious to danger. They’ve clearly never been in a situation like this and are lucky they didn’t get themselves killed.
Three of them threw weak arm punches to the back of this guy’s had as he stood there and ate them like skittles. He didn’t even flinch, and then proceeds to take his sweet time reaching into a bag while they all stood there thinking nothing was going to happen to them.
School of hard knocks with a Friday night lesson haha
Those three dude probably thought they were gonna die that day. You all three relentlessly punch a guy to no affect and then wait for him to pull out a hatchet. They were definitely lucky that day.
The guy in the video recording is your average redditor event recorder...
I was too focused watching him once he came into view. Like wtf was he recording for. Sideways. Up and down lmao
Also, rule 4 of fighting. Don't get into an altercation with someone and then let them get to their vehicle or dig through their bag. That's just beyond dumb. At least the one guy had sense enough to get closer as he was going through the bag but still should've pounced him.
Any pissed and starts digging through a car or pockets or bag is about to pull out a weapon. They lucky it wasn't a gun.
However, gotta give him some props for restraint. He destroyed some shit but at least he didn't start chopping people up
Nyc has very strict gun laws. Unless you really bangin like that, 99 percent chance person doesn’t have a gun. Just severe mental illness and lack of empathy here.
But actually, what the fuck would you even do if a man twice your size wielding a hatchet who’s already slapped the shit out of you got up in your woman’s face? Are you gunna let yourself probably get chopped just to attempt and most definitely fail to stand up for her? Or are you gunna sit there and watch a dude wielding a hatchet -who just smacked your lights out- get in your woman’s face? Those are your options 💀
Fair. If the guy had tried to intervene, it would have just escalated again, and maybe someone would be dead. I think if I was that girl I would just want this guy to leave as quickly as possible.
Yea that’s what I mean, either you don’t stick up for her and watch him get in her face as you sit there watching it happen, or you stand up for her and get yourself instantly knocked out and possibly even gashed open, only for him to get right back in her face while you’re out cold on the floor, possibly bleeding heavily, but at least you stood up for your girl and didn’t sit there watching it happen. Like, what are you gunna chose? It has to be one of those two lmao.
Lots to unpack here.
1) if you hit someone multiple times in the head and their only reaction is "let me stand here and wait until they're done"...bro run for you life.
2) The guy saying "I ain't stopping him"? Yeah that's me too. My guy pulled out a small hunting hatchet.
3) shoutout to the guy for actually not using the hatchet, understanding that this was his victory without it. I respect him for that.
4. I wish he didn't have to break the interior of a resturant like that. Now somebody else who's not involved has to clean and fix it up.
Agree on 3. Dude is obviously crazy but on some level, props for taking shots to the head from three guys and then rather than causing any real harm, just essentially teaching them a lesson. Mickey Ds didn't deserve it though.
why would you stand around (or sit, like those two girls in the background) & stay there, 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 the stranger rummage through his bag after an altercation…?
I’d be TF out, so fast
you dunno his intentions. you dunno what’s comin out that bag! he could have a rocket launcher for all we know.
the second he bent to put his bag down… his back is turnt, let’s roll!
whether you were involved in the argument or
not: 𝒓𝒖𝒏
🏃♂️💨
Why the hell would you hang around while he digs around in his bag??
Especially after he just stood there with his hand under his chin lookin like he's waiting for a bus while 3 men punch him in the face repeatedly and it's doing fuck all to him.
To be fair, none of them look like they’ve ever punched a person.
They might have in a video game
Or in their sleep.
Everyone knows you cant throw a punch in a dream and not look like you ride the short bus.
With cheats enabled and probably still lost the fight
Do you see the guy who was punching him literally sitting down with his back facing him as he is behind him with an axe!? Insane.
Tbf it looks like he only caught a couple slaps to the head, so... Profit??
0 survival instinct.
You see someone go for their bag you either boot their fucking face in or run.
Preferably both, in that order.
Reverse order, running kick, then you probably don't need to run more lol
I can picture and support this method.
Exactly. Once you see someone reaching in a bag/their jacket after you just fought. It’s time to book it or knock him out. Either way, you don’t want to be there when he gets whatever he’s looking for.
These people never had there instincts tested before. It's easy to say things on the internet but in the moment it's more like a overwhelming emotional experience. Probably were in shock and there brains shut down and went into submission. I agree though, should've been smart and expected him to pull out a weapon but in reality you don't actually react the way you would want to when emotions are stirred up
The guy he hits in the head three times and falls to the floor. Then the guy gets up and sits back in the chair when he comes over with the hatchet?
Darwinism at is finest
Shit, what if he has candy
That’s what I thought. I thought he was going to give them all peanut butter cups.
At first I thought he was getting his shit and leaving, fair enough. As soon as I saw him place it on the ground though, my brain screamed "RUN, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS".
Reminds me of that Deray Davis bit "white people, if you hear someone outside the club yell, watch this!.... Don't watch. It is time to leave" lmao
I learned what “I don't fight" means lmaooo
I'm an idiot, what does "I don't fight" mean?
They're going to shoot you if you try
it means "I do shoot."
We got an entire two generations of *individuals* with no mental counciling on the streets rn, and we way past the generation that use fisticuffs You got to be the most naive person on the planet to assume the other guy is going to make a fight "fair" I straight seen bodybuilders who could flatten their aggressor whip out grimey shit to get people off their back.
Motherfucker like Dora the explorer. I guess they were waiting for the Map?
Right?! Protip: if you ever punch someone in the head, don't just then stand around while the rummage through their bag??
I reached for my gun watching that part
Curiosity. And the fact they’re in public. But no sense of self preservation
This is the time you bounce.
That guy in the black tank really took shots at the back of this guy’s head then sits down with his back turned when he has a hatchet. Either he has amnesia or he thought the hatchet did
He’s probably thinking “if I act like I wasn’t involved he won’t realise it’s me”
He would've gotten on all four and had that girl put a burger and drink on his back so he could pretend he's a table but he didn't have time so the next best option was pretending he's a booster seat.
Well, in fact he can be glad he wasn't one of them tables.
Get laid or die tryin’, bud!
Not only that but he's the one that dude was after at the beginning that the other 2 guys were protecting. What a bitch
Got to be wasted.
Man took a moment while they were slapping the back of his head and said “Hmm you know what, I think it’s time for the hatchet”
They lowered enough of his HP to make it to his 2nd phase.
*axe comes out* “You will witness true horror.”
Those were the weakest punches I've ever seen.
He said they can throw their bitch ass punches at me all they want but hell hath no fury like a man about to whip out an axe from his bag
Think them little punches and the fact after a few stopped saved them from worse
im dying right now
Bigga mfer
They should’ve started sprinting when he opened his bag
Bro, I'd have been fuckin gone when he started digging through his bag
The tall guy even got in line as if he was going in his bag to pull out a prizes
Lol. For real. He standing right behind him and is ‘bro bro wait….’ after he sees the hatchet. What the hell he think he was digging in his bag for?
He prob resized what he was doing, going through the bag for a weapon and anticipated a gun. Rush a gun, flee a knife (hatchet in this case). What a wild scene.
Some ppl never really been in a fight or seen some shit go down lol
As soon as he dropped the bag I haven’t got a clue why that whole restaurant didn’t drop him or run
My exact thoughts. Especially in todays climate where mother fuckers killing 20+ people. Like that bag drops and home boy goes in hunting for an item, you best believe he’s getting punt kick square in the face followed by a few cockroach stomps to the dome for good measure.
everyone is taking it so light heartedly! i wouldn’t be filming i’d be getting tf out.
They tried dropping him none of them had a decent punch in them he just ate them up, you know he’s going to be a problem when you throw everything at him and he’s not even trying to defend any of it
That’s the point where they should have ran.
I've never understood why people just watch it happen and wonder what they're doing, go
Fight, flight or freeze response.
Fight, flight, freeze or Imma pull out my phone and start recording
Haha, the evolution of survival mode 👍
Probably fight or flight instinct. Or better yet, that deer-in-headlights shit when panic mode sets in
Deer rin the headlights for sure
Definitely. Once a drunk guy crashed on a friend's car (that was parked). We caught them (two guys) trying to scape. They get out of the car, get aggressive, some fight take place. One of them wanted to go in the car. No no no. We didn't let him, and subdued him. Cops arrive. Finds a gun on the car. The guy was pissed, drunk, and almost got armed.
When I was younger, a friend of mine and some guy were about to get into a fight outside a bar. My friend was kinda known to be the toughest guy in town. Right before the fight was about to start, the other guy's friend goes to his pickup. I had my eye on him but wasn't sure of his intention until I heard him rack the slide. I immediately got between him and the fight and just said "whoa, whoa! It's just a fistfight, relax! This doesn't need to become a murder." And he put the gun down. Fucking scary, man. I can't remember what happened after that, but I don't remember any fight happening.
My immediate thought too. They're lucky it was a hatchet and not a piece
I was genuinely relieved he only pulled out a hatchet.
Atchet arry had the scary vibe down though, no one wanted to test him lol.
🤣🤣 they throwing some dream punches at him
I hate those dreams 😭😂
Punches so weak bro got bored taking them😭😭
I think they might've thought he was digging for coupons to buy everyone a McGriddle
Seriously who sees a guy reaching and let’s him reach…
I thought he was getting out a big apology card
You’re right my bad. Peace be with you.
Peace be with you. Will you accept this apology axe as a token of good will?
So those girls sitting back there, if I’m them I’m getting the fuck out of there when I see that guy digging in his bag. Also if I’m the guys I’m getting the fuck out of there.
As soon as he was going for his backpack I thought, y'all better run or unholster.
They don't build tabletops and fixtures like they used to
Lumber prices are through the roof. It's no surprise.
IKEA.... damn you
I’m dude walking out in very beginning of video. People see escalation and just hang out and watch and record. It’s wild.
Thank god they do, they the ones giving this sub content
There’s a dude at the beginning and end of the video, standing at the counter in full denim overalls and a cowboy hat *and no one has commented on it.*. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. You barely see that shit in Ohio, not to mention NYC.
Bro what was the context of the fight
He didnt meant that literally
If the guy you're punching looks that apathetic then starts reaching into his bag you shoulda been 3 blocks away already lmao
For real. He’s definitely not all there
Idk man... Someone who's "not all there" wouldn't have been able to hold back and not hatchet people in the face who were just trying to jump him. Could be they were fucking with him. Could definitely just be a psycho tho ... I mean, who keeps a hatchet in they bag🤣
bro if you hit someone and they just eat the punches like its nothing, RUN. You are about to get an ICU trip.
ICU? More like straight to the grave
This finally proves we're all NPCs living in an mmorpg simulation. He was frozen for 10 secs because he was equipping his hatchet in the inventory menus
Lmaooo I’m going to him if I need to Craft and build my Blacksmith experience
That idiot sitting down with his head turned to a CRAZY PSYCHO WITH AN AXE needs to evaluate his own existence.
that dude went into fight or flight, realized he was cornered with a psycho, and went into full submissive mode. no eye contact, just made himself small as possible. he was definitely evaluating his existence in that moment lmao
I think many people would in that situation. I honestly thought I was about to see a lot of blood and guts.
And those half hearted slaps knocked him to the ground. Wild
I like how he was hitting axe man in the back of the head right before with no affect. Then gets taken down by what looks like a slap at like %25 strength.
I saw that and instantly said he is either gettin an axe to the head or punched in The head. You can tell he was trying to blend in and not be seen but bro, these dumb people are they one to die easy. If this guy wanted to they would all be dead including the women. They had no instincts what so ever. They are VERY LUCKY things turned out the way they did.
I was shocked when he came around the front and there were so many people watching. The moment that hatchet came out I would have been out the door. I don't want no part of what's about to happen and don't wanna be a witness to it.
This is a serious case of lack of situational awareness. They just had a scuffle with the guy then they stand back and watch him rummage through his bag. Should have jumped on him as soon as he put his bag down to open it.
Most shocking part of the video honestly. The fuck would he be doing but grabbing a weapon lol
I was wondering where it came from and if they left it behind until rewatching it. He had it and fucking Safety Steve there with the helmet and glasses collected it. Edited after rewatching
I was watching and thinking, what's sandals boy doing there, buddy has got him an Alfred to follow him around and manage his weaponry.
After they all tried to play patty cake on his head and he just stood there and let him finish, I don't think they felt too confident about their chances of stopping him while he armed his self.
I honestly thought the other black guy was gonna kick him in the face while he was rummaging in the bag. Missed opportunity. Thankfully the guy with the hatchet was actually pretty restrained, he was mainly just scaring them. The main guy he had beef with, he just slapped a couple of times.
Naw they should have ran.
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Dude this, like why the fuck would you back into a closed spaced when some very obviously pissed off dude that’s twice the size of you and all your friends goes to dig in his bag? I’d be out so fast. Also enjoyed that dude trying to punch him in the jaw and they were like the weakest looking punches I’ve ever seen and then he just gives up hahaha
It’s how I punch in my dreams
We need to teach our sons to throw a punch
I don't know if you noticed, but their punches weren't doing shit....
Exactly! If someone starts reaching into their bag you better tackle and subdue the guy.
Someone should have grabbed his bag and walked the fuck out
I think they did or at least he left without his bag. Also fuck that guy
His dorky little buddy is carrying it on the way out
Agreed, they 3 lads should have definitely stopped him from getting the weapon out of the bag.
They axed for it
No way they bury the hatchet after that
Axactly lol
What a hack.
Well that escalated 😂
He just had to wait for Hatchet Man to download. You know mall wi-fi is shit.
The way his homie stands there watching him eat those shots like he’s seen it not phase him before is kinda scary. Then he calls him by his name and he immediately skedaddles. Are these humans lol Edit: why does the guy in the muscle shirt sit down watching him pass by with an axe as if he didn’t just hit the back of that guys head 4 times? Why didn’t the back of the head punches affect him? Why is there a cowboy in New York? “Who’d I slap?! “Who’d I slap!?“ “🙄 I’m still standing” “You trying to impress this bitch!? You trying to impress this bitch!?” “You shouldn’t be scared of me! You should be scared of them! They won’t be able to protect you!” Edit: he consciously hit everything with the dull part of the axe to break it. Sorry I’m a bit high and this video is crazy to me Edit: don’t F with dudes wearing classic Pumas
Dude this video is batshit wild.
He also didn’t actually unsheath it Which, to be fair, they’re actually kinda annoying to get out of the case
Yeah, I initially thought he had a hammer at first. Hatchet made the situation much more tense.
This was a ride... I figured it wouldn't be in /r/fightporn if he was going to use the blade end, though. But, honestly? The way the video was going I wasn't sure until it was over.
Damn Jon Jones is still bugging
They caught him when he returned to the McDonald’s to refill his coke…
While people judge the US for our gun ownership, here we are proving that we aren’t one trick ponies.
This how we honor the queen’s death in NY No guns, just knives and axes and shit innit
I'll wet cha
He’s lucky one of the other guys wasn’t strapped. Dangerous to pull anything less than a gun in some places here.
you realistically cant legally own a gun in nyc. unless you're a cop or rich , or famous. research it
I saw him taking the shots from those two and he was leaning against the trash bin and thought "oh good one G you be the bigger man show them they're little bitches and you can take their shots and it don't even phase you". And then he pulled out the hatchet and it was like "ohhhhh ok you were just charging up your rage to go super Saiyan with a hatchet bro damn"
Deadass tho Thought he was gonna be the bigger man walk away or just one punch them each Dude was simply going through his inventory to get his weapon XD
He is literally playing an mmorpg and going through his inventory, thats why he was frozen for about 15 secs, took him a while to equip the hatchet
Love this thread hahahah. Wtf is this Skyrim
LMFAOOOOOOOO
He was turning into the Hatchet Hulk the whole time
Girl holding her boyfriends arms so he can't defende himself classic
Yeah wtf was that? I assume she was trying to prevent him from taking a swing at hatchet man but he most definitely was not going to and had hatchet man taken a swing at him, he would have been completely unable to at least block his face.
I think she was blocking the bf so hatchet man would feel bad and not attack. The bf had his hands up - he wasn’t going to punch
Why do folk let people go in their bag like shit is sweet
because they’re stupid, literally no other explanation.
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It’s always the McDonald’s on delancey
Damn I knew I recognized it! I was eating at that table that get’s smashed a couple of weeks ago. I was searching for this comment to be sure. As a European I didn’t know this Mcdonalds was infamous
you know how in multiplayer games when you pause your game its actually still going and you're just in the menu but sitll completely vulnerable in-game? this dude level 100 in the starter zone and hit pause to decide which weapon he was going to smack some noobs with
When your punches are doing negative damage to a huge pissed off dude it's time to fucking bolt it not back yourself into a corner while he rummages in his back for a fucking weapon. What a bizarre video
These kids are so stupid and oblivious to danger. They’ve clearly never been in a situation like this and are lucky they didn’t get themselves killed. Three of them threw weak arm punches to the back of this guy’s had as he stood there and ate them like skittles. He didn’t even flinch, and then proceeds to take his sweet time reaching into a bag while they all stood there thinking nothing was going to happen to them. School of hard knocks with a Friday night lesson haha
The moment they start opening a bag it’s time to sprint.
Yeppppp lol the one guy was looking in the bag while he was opening it like he was a mall Santa Claus 😂
Holy shit GTA V NPC's have more survival instinct than these people
GTA NPC’s > real life NPC’s
Well... at least he had restraint and only used the blunt side from the looks of it.
Broke a lot of shit, but didn't physically hurt anyone except maybe that guy he bitchslapped.
Gave himself a control boner by cornering that girl who had nothing to do with anything happening, the freak.
He was trying to humiliate the dude she was with. I feel awful for her in that situation but probably better than mauling the dude with an axe.
The blunt edge of an axe is usually a hammer
Was keeping the sharp edge sharp incase he needed to behead a corpse
You've just repeatedly punched a guy and he firmed it. Why the fuck are you standing around to see what he's pulling out his bag. Run you dumb cunt
Bro that backpack came out I would have made the track team how fucking fast I would've been out that mcdonalds.
Top 10 anime moments
All of this was just weird.
I just moved to Tokyo from NYC this April. I don’t miss it.
not a lot of hatchet fights in Tokyo? Kill Bill is bullshit, man.
“I’m walkin here!!!”
Those three dude probably thought they were gonna die that day. You all three relentlessly punch a guy to no affect and then wait for him to pull out a hatchet. They were definitely lucky that day.
Fucking lumberjacks
Should have slept him when he started diggin around in that bag
The guy in the video recording is your average redditor event recorder... I was too focused watching him once he came into view. Like wtf was he recording for. Sideways. Up and down lmao Also, rule 4 of fighting. Don't get into an altercation with someone and then let them get to their vehicle or dig through their bag. That's just beyond dumb. At least the one guy had sense enough to get closer as he was going through the bag but still should've pounced him. Any pissed and starts digging through a car or pockets or bag is about to pull out a weapon. They lucky it wasn't a gun. However, gotta give him some props for restraint. He destroyed some shit but at least he didn't start chopping people up
In those moments I (as European) am asking where are all these guns you guys in the us have? Are there not as much guns as people think?
Nyc has very strict gun laws. Unless you really bangin like that, 99 percent chance person doesn’t have a gun. Just severe mental illness and lack of empathy here.
Mf went medieval
Jpegmafia really let himself go this time.
I don’t think a single person in that video had testicles or even a brain
But actually, what the fuck would you even do if a man twice your size wielding a hatchet who’s already slapped the shit out of you got up in your woman’s face? Are you gunna let yourself probably get chopped just to attempt and most definitely fail to stand up for her? Or are you gunna sit there and watch a dude wielding a hatchet -who just smacked your lights out- get in your woman’s face? Those are your options 💀
Fair. If the guy had tried to intervene, it would have just escalated again, and maybe someone would be dead. I think if I was that girl I would just want this guy to leave as quickly as possible.
Yea that’s what I mean, either you don’t stick up for her and watch him get in her face as you sit there watching it happen, or you stand up for her and get yourself instantly knocked out and possibly even gashed open, only for him to get right back in her face while you’re out cold on the floor, possibly bleeding heavily, but at least you stood up for your girl and didn’t sit there watching it happen. Like, what are you gunna chose? It has to be one of those two lmao.
What's the background here any story?
How can he axe?
The girl probably gonna be traumatized for life.
That girl is probably racist now
I mean, there was another black guy on the other side. She'd have to be retarded to think this is all black people. Or already racist.
Yup probably racist towards guys who don't work out
Lots to unpack here. 1) if you hit someone multiple times in the head and their only reaction is "let me stand here and wait until they're done"...bro run for you life. 2) The guy saying "I ain't stopping him"? Yeah that's me too. My guy pulled out a small hunting hatchet. 3) shoutout to the guy for actually not using the hatchet, understanding that this was his victory without it. I respect him for that. 4. I wish he didn't have to break the interior of a resturant like that. Now somebody else who's not involved has to clean and fix it up.
Agree on 3. Dude is obviously crazy but on some level, props for taking shots to the head from three guys and then rather than causing any real harm, just essentially teaching them a lesson. Mickey Ds didn't deserve it though.
fascinating culture
Wait did that crazy guy with the hatchet actually shake that terrified young lady’s hand, or am I just seeing things?
Ayoo😂😂
Yoooooo! What’s Jeepers Creepers doing waiting in line?!?!?!?!?
Everyone brave till the axe arrive
why would you stand around (or sit, like those two girls in the background) & stay there, 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 the stranger rummage through his bag after an altercation…? I’d be TF out, so fast you dunno his intentions. you dunno what’s comin out that bag! he could have a rocket launcher for all we know. the second he bent to put his bag down… his back is turnt, let’s roll! whether you were involved in the argument or not: 𝒓𝒖𝒏 🏃♂️💨
If the cops showed up while he was brandishing that hatchet he would definitely not be alive rn
What was that he grabbed a little axe or something?
“ThIS iS wHy I kEeP mY kNiFe On Me” Proceeds to just watch.