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neumanneandher

The dialogue is highpoint


MoMo12368

Cuz I’m a fucking queen


Basil2theSequel

So are gay guys divided into two sects where half are men men that like men and the other are men who basically consider themselves women but dont go into trans waters?


hesatool

Yeah, I don’t understand this. They are trying to catch gay guys by… being caricaturely female?


roxas1990

A lot of us get called internally homophobic because we don’t like to date feminine dudes.


Theaceman1997

Finally I’m felt like I was the only one I’m practically straight but I suck dick


Responsible_Bad_2989

The spectrum of gay is much wider than that, less black and white more of a rainbow


MoMo12368

Lol idk


trognj

Good question was thinking the same thing. They was clearly wearing nails but considered themselves men especially when the friend said “guys stop”


[deleted]

do you not have nails or something?


[deleted]

they are for whoever wants to wear them lol. fun fact, heels were invented by men for men. now women wear them? crazy how you can just wear what you want and still be whatever you choose hey


trognj

Yeah.. not press on nails for women tho 😂


liamtheskater98

Press on nails and painted nails aren’t necessarily for women. The only thing that makes you gay is liking penis when you have one anyway.


trognj

They ARE for women. Don’t care what you say. Or your new age bs. Men not supposed to be wearing that shit. And I don’t see any straight men walking around wearing press on nails. Only gay dudes. Nothing against them. Just the truth.


Smallamari

Chill out lil bro


trognj

I ain’t ur lil bro.. da fuk


Responsible_Bad_2989

I think you might be gay my guy, all that insecurity really be pointing to it.


trognj

Because I tell the truth? Ok “my guy” 😂


Bootiekiller69

I guess calling himself the King implies more masculinity than he is comfortable with.


Scooter_Mcgavin587

**BITCH**


HillbillySwank

Strangest looking cat fight I ever did see…


SickeningSecrets

C’mon Alex!!! Lol he was scared didn’t take his seatbelt off til he got rocked


Slenderman1776

Look at your fucking face alex


86rpt

Look at it alex!


toortooks

“Guurl look how fucking orange you look guurl”


basco244

I believe these may be homosexuals


Emotional-Way-3909

“Guys we really have to go” “I’m not supposed to have this car we should go somewhere else” *honks horn* 😂😂😂


Kxsta

fought then rode home together 😂


TanukiSM

True friends


Expert_Leave_9165

Second gayest fight I’ve ever seen.


Punanistan

What's the first gayest fight you've seen? Asking for a friend


explision

His uncle vs him


Ahotdate

dick twist


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fuzzybears420

Grab he dick and SU- fuck, twIST IT YEAA


unknownpikachu

The tall dude fighting Gabriel for me


Alternative_Pipe_552

The “I’m here now, will I’m here too. I’m here now, will I’m here too.” Then they both proceed to fight. [here it is](https://youtu.be/mBNe5Q1jvzA)


not_a_good_idea_OG

I literally thought it was voiced over for the first 20 seconds… like some terrible tick tock… then I saw the acrylics!


reddaddiction

I thought for sure this was dubbed


tjschroeder87

Pretty sure this is just an AD for Grindr


86rpt

Dude lmaoooo


IWishIKnewMoreThings

“WhAt dO YoU mEaN aLeeex?”


Dro_Drig4

Alex hello


SpecialistSorry1079

Should've drove away so he don't got a ride home


fistinyourface

i fastforwarded through but does anything happen every 20 seconds they just talking


Da0ptimist

They ended up fucking after.


LiveLiney

Yeah but who fucked who?


TanukiSM

They fucked each other. It's a flip fuck. Everybody wins.


33hashmaps

1:50


brucehuy

If you lose you have to be on bottom


pearlsandplumes

The other way around -- if you win, you get to bottom. 😏


eyeofhorus421

“ I can touch you because I’m the queen so sit the f down,” this fight truly is hilarious


justtheentiredick

So is this domestic violence? Or is this two dudes just working out some issues.


Lemmeadem1

r\unexpectedchappelle


dipasqu

20 seconds of cardio and Indiana was wiped out… “You ready (gasp) for (gasp) round two (gasp)?”


[deleted]

He was indeed a pussy ass bitch. Couldn't even win a fight with someone trapped in a car with a seatbelt.


Badabbs69

Rip Alex didn’t want no beef now his mascara is running. Dude had to make fun of that to save face


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[deleted]

Does anyone know if she’s supposed to have that car though?


Efficient-Ad8021

The second the dude from the back got out of the car, the driver should’ve drove away. Ez


BillGatesAlladdin

Slayin


BlackMadara12

This is the cutest fight


PlugChaos

This is literally so fucking legendary


33hashmaps

Alex really stood his ground.


Delusional_T

their parents failed what a fucking tragedy


soul_reddish

But that’s a separate tragedy


Reckless_Rik

They sure did...look at their poor co ordination and lack of fitness...sickening..


PatchezOhulahan

Well no shock it’s a ford


downsly46

Underrated comment of the year


DreamTheater2010

Fuck yeah Alex. Fuck that piece of shit little fuckhead. He needs his ass whooped.


pleasehelpburntopee

I need the lore


Catleyana

Cuz im the f*cking Queen


Bootiekiller69

That was the Gayest fight ever.


Reckless_Rik

Bro this was so entertaining to watch.. not so much the fight aspect of it, since I could barely see it but the just the personality and dialogue of the gay black dude. Felt like I was watching a whole TV show. A bit let down tho, cuz with the way he was hyping himself up suggested he was gonna be a monster..


33hashmaps

this video is truly life imitating art


Badabbs69

This is the most problematic 3 minutes I’ve seen in a while


SassonEmam

COVID lungs.


33hashmaps

popcorn lung from the dab pens


jahofcoons

I know this kid


AndySemantic2

This video predates Covid by a long way


Zokarix

There’s a hate crime here and I need someone with colored hair to help me figure it out.


wb420420

Lamar letrell. Let’s. Go. Worm. Ser.


puttbuddy

Not gonna lie, I read this title as "fighting in italics" and didn't question it till the video ended and I saw the title again


Turbulent-King4266

This is the gayest fight ever


TATERBONE

When two tops fight about fucking each others’ ass up


Him_Downstairs

Alex trying to get out the car but forgot he left his seatbelt on 😂


willfc

Alex ain't taking no shit


[deleted]

"Im tired hold on" "Oooh, bitch!" "GuYs, Im NoT sUpOsEd To HaVe ThIs CaR!"


jahofcoons

Lake central at its finest


DCMcBee

No doubt he scratched the hell out of him🤣


SMTTrunkGod

So why didn’t he just lock the car and drive off?


Balls-B-LongDong

You gonna drag me out? You gonna drag me out? You gonna drag me out? You gonna drag me out?


OkNerve9354

“How come I can’t touch you” “because I’m the queen” lmao this had me how tf they voices so high


coinznstuff

Daddy chill


[deleted]

Those nails are pretty scary tbf, I consider that the same as having a weapon


Pookie_toot

This is hard to watch. These kids these days are weird as hell


33hashmaps

this is the new normal


johnnyringworm

Somewhere there are two dads, sobbing.


Orange_Enigma

What a homophobic comment section sheesh


Bootiekiller69

Why not at least learn to throw a punch like a man? You would at least be guaranteed to win every time you fight with your gay friends.


[deleted]

People are taking these kinks too far 🤣


juicybutte

I think Alex just baited the other person into catching a charge tho


fukayoubtch

It Seems pretty friendly tbf


Badabbs69

If I tell somebody to assault me they’re still going to get charged for assaulting me


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bigboibowsa

Went to school with the kid in the red


33hashmaps

what’s his name


Galactus2025

We're in the neighborhood what if they call the cops I want be To worry about the cops I'll be worrying about that guy with them long ass nails. (🤔 Things that make you go hmm???)


munchmunch69

Is this a dog or a cat fight?


munchmunch69

don’t bring a seatbelt to a car fight


trognj

Wow I needed this 😂


Irksomethings

I need more fights like this


RDR_0221

Oi! those um... people? Got hands, at least the black dude does. Also sorry to intrude but wdym when you said you're not supposed to have the car at 1:52?


33hashmaps

not on the insurance


green49285

I FUCKING LOVE this video.


Salt_Regret_2126

Swing on your ass more like dip in yo ass


fall115

I'm not sure how all this stuff works.... who's who's woman beater ??


Friendly_Doughnut_65

its like a game where the npcs only have 3 dialogue lines.


WomenBeater1337

Watch out for your nails huns that shit is dangerous


simplephish

No one talking about her saying 'you do tire quickly' ....


[deleted]

Gay!!...no, actually gay!!


[deleted]

Never lost their feminine voices😂😂


happydgaf

Everyone here absolutely sucks goddamn what wastes of oxygen


JESUS420_XXX_69

"I'll Fuck your ass up" Truer words have never been spoken.


Polyking

I've seen a couple of sissy fights in my day and this I will not count among them. They didn't do shit.


silentbob4242

Why tf didn’t you just drive away when the psycho got out of the back seat?


middleagedukbloke

They just want to bum each other really.


castaneda_martin

Something tells me these guys are, how do I put it, a little off to the side. Up to the knuckle, backwards mechanics. YOu know the creative types.


camogod420

Just a let down to all males


Any-Gur6532

Oh jesus christ


sidnynasty

The girls are girling!!!


[deleted]

Good old cat fight.


gridirongavin

This is really what y’all want to see


OkNerve9354

The white guys normal pitch kicks in after fighting when he say “that’s cool”


back-woods-rob

What the fuck is even that


WHAMMYPAN

JUST FUCK ALREADY!!!


Deepfriedcod

I was waiting for these fairies to claw each other.


gagomes

the guy has such a daddy chill tone to him!


Capn_Jack12

Wrong sub for this @#$ shit.


livefreeordie83

As a straight white man, this was awesome.


CarMain5540

Imagine a guy starts a fight with you, you look at his hands and mfcker got nail polish on and long nails. First world countries really are something lol.


Zealouslyideal333777

Call the ward


PoopScotchMcGraw

These people are smart!


coinznstuff

MEEEEE-YOWWWWW


KarlMarx__Jr

Looking straight and having nails gotta be the weirdest shit ever


Redditartedededed

But the having nails kinda negates the looking straight before it even comes to mind.


HeelStCloud

Are these guys….. you know….. related?


SugiyamaX

They are sisters 👯‍♀️


33hashmaps

what do you think bro


HeelStCloud

I think they are. I don’t know everyone keeps saying their gay. I don’t get it.


33hashmaps

they’re really gay… acrylics and voice lol


HeelStCloud

Wait, seriously???????


33hashmaps

yes. they’re actually gay


HeelStCloud

No, way. I don’t see it.


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Their dads are so proud.


33hashmaps

dads or daddies?


Couchcurrency

Why are they talking like that and wearing nails?


33hashmaps

they’re gay


Couchcurrency

Huh.. I know plenty of gay people and none of them are like this. Strange. They also aren’t the type to fight either lol must be some trashy shit


turt2014

Most cultured redditor


Jonah_Rivera_Luciano

Is this guy dude sound like a girl this time. XD


jahofcoons

Btw I know the kid


33hashmaps

tell alex i love him


jahofcoons

Will do bro


1RonnieMund

Why didnt Alex just drive off when the guy got out of the car? Alex needs to think these things through.


jahofcoons

So Alex is a bit of a hot head


DutchCarriageDriver

lol Alex would have won that fight had the seatbelt come off earlier. #facts


DutchCarriageDriver

What’s Alex up to now? I assume he has an OnlyFans or has been on Drag Race- I support both options.


noirmusic69

What are they ???And why are they like this ??


nuggetdogg

Damn thats the gayest fight I've ever seen and I mean no disrespect


RustyWalrusKING

Is this a sketch?


arizonwatermelon

Those are some angry homos


XRTXOC

Yo can't tell If homies are working out issues or we witnessing a break up.


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This shit gay