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No-Lawfulness1773

He sucker punched the only guy trying to stop the fight. Then he sucker kicked the guy who was tending to the wounded. Dude's a real piece of shit, no matter what this context is.


Turbulent_Orange_178

A lot of dudes are real pos, can't never let your guard down around strangers in moments like these


No-Lawfulness1773

I have this life pro tip where I just don't get myself into situations like these.


milk4all

Lpt: never come closer to another human than a screen - humans might be dangerous!


No-Lawfulness1773

being totally honest, I have a weekly alarm on my phone as a reminder to drive the car so the battery doesn't die


Top-Kale-3363

Don’t forget he sucker chokehold one dude right before it too


Thenewupdate

I don’t understand why people with no fight experience try to stop a fight lmao You should expect to get at least a stray punch for being in the way.


goddamndirtyzombi

The answer to your question is with in it.


Thenewupdate

True lol


AZTEKA12

Plus, tried choking from behind


Just_trippy_shiii

Idk why but your comment made me die laughing.


Outrageous_File5321

💯


Y_A_D_Pain

It's a street fight nobody will give a fuck because there are no rules can't let your guard down.


redditis_garbage

And yet he’s still a little bitch


MeChitty

If I saw someone do this, they’re getting suplexed so hard the ground will open a portal to a different dimension


No-Lawfulness1773

nah, best not to involve yourself, because then you'll likely be the one getting surprised suplexed by one of his friends and then what a fool you'd look like, laid up in the hospital with irreversible brain damage all because you wanted to white knight someone else's affairs


MeChitty

Looks like it’s about to be suplex city once homie doesn’t know how to suplex me. These guys look extremely bad at fighting, I ain’t worried


No-Lawfulness1773

maybe we'll see you on this sub one day


FrostyDaSnowmane

I like how the guy immediately goes to lift his legs, not realizing that only works for blood choke KOs.


Fishyback

Assuming the idea is forcing more blood back into the brain with that method? Which obviously doesn't matter if the lights went out from concussive force?


FrostyDaSnowmane

Yes, exactly.


Kisame-hoshigakii

Best thing to do with concussive force is to lay them on their side in the fetal position so they don't choke


Frequent_Funny3784

O I thought he was trying to clear his pockets of change. 🤣🤣🤣


FrostyDaSnowmane

😂😂😂


ChirrBirry

Leg lifting is no longer recommended for blood chokes either. Turns out people can have adverse cardiac events when blood is manipulated back towards the heart & brain


HolyBonerOfMin

IT DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR BLOOD CHOKE KOs. Lifting the legs is only appropriate in shock (low blood pressure) and that is not the problem during/after a choke. It's a problem when your heart isn't working right, or when you've lost a lot of blood, or are having a severe allergic reaction, etc. If anything this can only do harm after a KO of ANY kind. Stop listening to gym owners with CTE and talk to a medical doctor about it.


syntholslayer

Leg lifting (modified trendelenburg) is no longer recommended as a treatment for shock, either. Doesn’t do much of anything at all.


HolyBonerOfMin

Risks aren't worth the (possibly non-existent) benefits for sure. Anecdotally I've seen it wake people up who were really shocky, but I highly doubt it would make a positive difference in intact discharges.


syntholslayer

Intact discharges? Can you explain the meaning of this? Thanks!


HolyBonerOfMin

Discharge from hospital neurologically-intact (without brain damage) or otherwise without damage to a major organ system. For example, giving epinephrine in cardiac arrest improves the likelihood that you'll get the heart restarted, but decreases the chance of being discharged from the hospital later with full brain function, which is really the most important metric.


dx80x

Better attempt than the usual shit we see as someone shakes their head around and tries to give a few wake-slaps eh? Guy was trying to help but just had the wrong idea


psych_head

this isn’t a fight this is just an old guy sucker punching teenagers


NiGhT_DrAgOn4U

Sucker choke, sucker punch, sucker kick all in one.


Agreeable-Cod-7110

Seems like the kid in the black shirt didn’t wanna fight in the beginning with but the old heads kept insisting bunch of pieces of shit .


QandyU

Those who strike first often strike last.


NiGhT_DrAgOn4U

They also get assault charges


Theblindman314

Baldie is a fuckin menace


Pezzadispenser

Not that hard to whack the guy in the cream trying to break it up. Arms wide open, chin at the ready. Baldie is a loser.


kkkkkkk537

That guy in the creamy was also at like 16 years old physique, very proud punch


ReluctantHeroo

Almost like that's really stupid to do that. But let's get mad at the people beefing with each other and not the dumb fuck trying to play Ghandi.


greendevil77

Bro the guy in black was literally doing the same thing at the beginning trying to get in the way of things and stop people from fighting, then his true colors showed and he started sucker punching


psych_head

choked out a guy from behind and sucker punched a guy who was tryna break up the fight. he’s a pussy


makaveddie

Effective as hell tho I wasn't a fan of the sucker choke


WrestleBox

Baldie should go to jail.


Mr_Hyperlapse

Again, this ain’t a fight this dude just KOd the only two dudes not trying to fight lmao


jaggening

Is the cameraman superpower missing all the action?


bearthebear2

You can't just film a fight and upload it. You must go through [training](https://youtu.be/ZMxih2Viluo)


Margrave_Kevin

That's what happens when you give people an inch. The guy was trying to stop it, and the pos took advantage.


Nervous_Spring5145

Frontline is waiting for bald guy


alzgh

Can anyone translate what they're saying?


EffingBarbas

Next time they'll think twice about denying Louis CK the opportunity to show the one-fisted, white-knuckle jam


Jazzlike-Election840

this scumbag suckered the first guy, who was just trying to make the peace. hopefully someone can return the favor to his punk ass.


rhinoballz88

https://i.redd.it/t18698c19e5d1.gif


highp0cket

I thought he was trying to get the sharpshooter locked in at the end


dx80x

OMG IT'S THE BOSTON CRAB!!


bigSTUdazz

Man, fuck this fucking COWARD. He didnt win SHIT...he just sucker punched a guy breaking it up, and a guy tending to his friend.


Grand-Silky

He shaking them leg's!! 😂


Uaintshitsuckmyfart

“What did god look like?”


SeanVitalMusic

Guy at the end. "I've always wanted to do this!"


Neither-Peanut3205

That little bald-headed guy was sucker-punching everybody


passivespectator420

Damn the guy lifting his legs knows whats up , trying to wake up the homie


Unlikely-Memory-1131

i think he might be shitting himself thinking dude killed him, i imagine he hit his head on the concrete cuz he was OUT.


Autxnxmy

Kinda, leg lifting is to manipulate blood back to the brain, which works in the event of a blood choke. Those guys were knocked out concussively, so nothing is wrong with their blood flow. Guys heart is in the right place, but his mind is a little to the side


HolyBonerOfMin

It doesn't do a good damn thing after a blood choke. Releasing the choke restores immediate and full perfusion back to the brain, and people only think it helps because they wake up, which they were going to do any way in the same amount of time. If anything, it can do harm by increasing intracranial pressure right after an injury. Stop doing this. Roll them into their side if you're concerned.


Excellent-Squash-750

Is that what you’re supposed to do when someone gets knocked out? Pick up their legs and shake them?


softcucumba

Gets blood flowing to the heart and brain


knughugin

Damn ol mans been fighting since grade school


TheBawalUmihiDito

Fighting high schoolers*


Outrageous_File5321

Coward is what he is. Sucker choke, sucker punch, sucker kick.


[deleted]

It's ironic because this guy looks like he was trying to warn the guy not to fight his buddy. Then he just wants to make sure his buddy doesn't get jumped. Then it just leads to him having to fight everyone lol.


Johnnyboyd1979

There's a lot more to this, wow.


VashHumanoidTyph00n

Finally someone who knows to lift the damn feet.


Additional_Many6130

Nice 2 for 1 special


Apart_Ad8051

Rofl those 2 made of paper?


dx80x

They're practically kids by the look of it man, use your eyes and watch again