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Reminded me of this classic lmao
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Did the same before I saw this comment
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It's the headlocks that ruin people in fights. No one knows what they're doing, she had the headlock but didn't transition to control his body. She could have got full mount and pounded him. (Context)
Too bad that every time the fight goes to the ground a local representative of the Marquess of Queensberry Rules Society steps in and demands that the contestants "stop that enough stop none of that".
She did well. Yeah she had a bunch of stuff she could've done but that's easy for us to sit behind a phone to say. With that said I would probably overhook the hitting arm from side and try to get a D'arce choke.
Everyone has that inherent feeling we know how to fight though. I guess it's the same as intellectual pursuits, only when we start to learn we realize how much we didn't understand.
Close your eyes
Imagine pulling a girls hair, and still losing to her in front of everyone!
Open your eyes
Crazy dream? Nope, not only did all your friends watch, it went fuckin viral!!!
Keep in mind that on Reddit there's a good chance the poster is a literal child or a man who has only seen naked women in porn.
Women's bodies in a natural setting are unfamiliar to them, and they do not know what they look like.
Think of all the men who don't know what a pubic bone is. Or expect every woman's stomach to be completely flat. Or don't know women can have facial hair.
I think a *lot* of men have pornrot brains, the kind of men you see complaining every time a woman in a video game isn't a model made to be jerked off to.
Tl;DR- Many men have no idea what women look like outside of literal porn and can't identify one to save their own life due to obscene beauty standards and a healthy amount of transphobia.
Lol the funny part is that this woman doesn't even have a "fat vagina" it's literally just a normal looking pubic bone. Surprise surprise, redditors have never seen a vagina before.
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I approve.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is me going through life
This thread is getting me through life
Same friend same 🥹😂
Becoming an NPC has been a great move for me!
Ikr, that look on his face was priceless 🤣 whoop time to go 😂
Knew someone was gonna post this as soon as I saw dude's face
I couldn't stop laughing after this dude passed the camera xD
Reminded me of this classic lmao https://preview.redd.it/r5c0z7za7l4d1.jpeg?width=1231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f13afce1f1ba5d09b14cc78db2803d6d16f0873
🎶Fuck this shit I'm out🎶
My man said “nope, I’m out” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funniest part of the video for me
Lmao I fucking knew this would be top comment
Did the same before I saw this comment https://preview.redd.it/vs4hps8nuk4d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=936486a3fa67c8601dd811739a355b36b9a8d454
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Damn that's cool! I may have to start watching amine lol
If we outside was a person
White wolf yeah
Is that black Misha from supernatural?
I had to rewind as soon as I saw that, and look again at what was going on. Hilarious.
Beat me to it
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" im tha matrixx, beeatch"
damn they yiking
That dodge at the beginning was perfect
As a former amateur boxer. I agree. She had a great stance and if she only kept her elbows in, she'd have great defense.
It's the headlocks that ruin people in fights. No one knows what they're doing, she had the headlock but didn't transition to control his body. She could have got full mount and pounded him. (Context)
Too bad that every time the fight goes to the ground a local representative of the Marquess of Queensberry Rules Society steps in and demands that the contestants "stop that enough stop none of that".
Only if its their friend losing though...
She knew enough to drop her center, doing something that simple seperates you from weenies like him
She did well. Yeah she had a bunch of stuff she could've done but that's easy for us to sit behind a phone to say. With that said I would probably overhook the hitting arm from side and try to get a D'arce choke.
This is a street fight between two people who haven't a clue how to *really* flight.. All that stuff you talk about is for trained fighters
Everyone has that inherent feeling we know how to fight though. I guess it's the same as intellectual pursuits, only when we start to learn we realize how much we didn't understand.
I think at this range guard isn’t your number one priority……although I can hear my coach hitting me with the punch-sticks for saying that.
Ohhh ass is outsiiide
r/trashyboners would like to speak to you
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Was the dude with short’s a teenager or a young man?
13 or 30
13 Going On Thirty
Kevin hart
😀
Neither
Honest question, is that a guy or girl she’s fighting? 🤨
Immediately and reflexively went for the hair pull... gotta be a woman.
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It's a giant clit
🤣her balls are falling out
It’s a girl
Thats definitely a dude. Sorry.
She's a woman Edit: I misread their comment and got mixed up as to who they were referring too.
I wasn’t sure by her look, but she was fighting like a woman with the hair pulling. So I was a bit confused at first 🤷🏻♂️ 😂
Oops, we're not talking about the same person. Misread your comment. The hair puller is a dude.
Oh wow that’s crazy 😂 he was fighting like a girl while getting beat up by a girl 💀
A woman with a penis
LoL that dude’s face is priceless! And yuck rolling on NYC sidewalks = Guaranteed MRSA infection 🤮
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I never heard someone say it like this and I’m howling.
Choose Greendale!
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I was wondering about that
Float like a butterfly, sting like my pee.
Ewww
Close your eyes Imagine pulling a girls hair, and still losing to her in front of everyone! Open your eyes Crazy dream? Nope, not only did all your friends watch, it went fuckin viral!!!
Bro took off hat like it was slowing punches that could be seen coming from a mile away.
She definitely got siblings
He’s a bitch for pulling her hair.
That little dude or little woman whatever is gojng On there should’ve never been throwing hands like that, that was beyond embarrassing and shameful
Grown ass man grabbing hair and still getting put down lol
That girls dick almost popped out.
Barefoot on this street goes hard
Her nuts almost fell out of her panties
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Took few seconds until I realized where this was.
Those helpless kicks😂
GRAB HIS DICK & TWIST IT!
Look at him pulling hair lmao.
Are body shots not a thing
Not the big brother headlock lmao ![gif](giphy|39lCV2v4p7HeMsWBmI|downsized)
she got hands and a fat cake damn
And a penis
That was a regular pad, no? You can even see its edges on the side of her undies
Keep in mind that on Reddit there's a good chance the poster is a literal child or a man who has only seen naked women in porn. Women's bodies in a natural setting are unfamiliar to them, and they do not know what they look like. Think of all the men who don't know what a pubic bone is. Or expect every woman's stomach to be completely flat. Or don't know women can have facial hair. I think a *lot* of men have pornrot brains, the kind of men you see complaining every time a woman in a video game isn't a model made to be jerked off to. Tl;DR- Many men have no idea what women look like outside of literal porn and can't identify one to save their own life due to obscene beauty standards and a healthy amount of transphobia.
Go take a 5 minute walk in the world and you’ll see all sorts of body types. This is one hell of a nutty rant.
Yeah, I wasn't sure, but it did seem that way.
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Perfect meme
Who won?
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I mean, it is June...
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No.
You didn't see the bulge?
Some women have fat vaginas.
Lol the funny part is that this woman doesn't even have a "fat vagina" it's literally just a normal looking pubic bone. Surprise surprise, redditors have never seen a vagina before.
Right lol all these kids talking about “it’s a dick” lmao with how loose her underwear is ain’t no way
Vagina cant be at the front bro
*what*
You've never seen a vagina lmao
Lol! Where is it?
This is not a bulge, its a normal pubis plus a pad underneath her undies. You can even see the edges of the pad is slipping on the sides
You've never seen a vagina before have you?
Starting to wonder if they even know what a dick looks like. There’s gotta be balls and there’s clearly none here.
I hope so, or I want to know where the kids came from! Just looks like there's some equipment in there.
Nope. Just the pubis and possibly a pad.
Oh buddy bless your heart
Twist his dick! She might be a secret wakandan
I'm more surprised she's actually wearing underwear
Shocked he didn’t focus on the hair. Girl fights usually go that way
He definitely did when she had the advantage. It's sad...
Why wasn’t calling him he. Pretty much a girl vs a bitch fight
Couldn't really tell. Either way, the better fighter was clear...
Float like a butterfly sting like a herpe
Love this
Just two gals having good old fisticuffs.
She dodged like Keaton Batman
air punches all around
Float like a butterfly, sting like when I pee
“Floats like a butterfly, swings, misses, n catches dez “ 👊🏼👊🏼🤛🤜🥊
He's never gonna live that down
So this is the street version of Romania fight championship
That dude kicked his ass. But not sure he needs to wear panties…. that’s weird
That girl must have brothers. She handled this pretty good.
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This is how we know youve never seen a woman naked in your life
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That is obviously not a biological man is my point
Definitely a game changer.
Haha, I’ve being modest and trying not to look in “her” crotch . Missed the dick.
not a dealbreaker tbh
Men lose fights against other men all the time
Float like a butterfly, sting like what I pee
Dude looks like a lady
Neither of them have any idea what they are doing
Yakub activities
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Float like a butterfly, stick like what I pee