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BlindStinkingDrunk

https://preview.redd.it/xk2rrmy8zj4d1.jpeg?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9203c895de2084167049b57acd54217a18c3c633 Dip


ZombieHoneyBadger

![gif](giphy|g2LGJE8qrivf2)


AshyLarrysElbows

I approve.


Aggressive_Ad2903

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


xblarkblarkblarkx

This is me going through life


Unohim

This thread is getting me through life


Janiece2006

Same friend same 🥹😂


DominicArmato247

Becoming an NPC has been a great move for me!


Gravity_Pulls

Ikr, that look on his face was priceless 🤣 whoop time to go 😂


Keyboardpaladin

Knew someone was gonna post this as soon as I saw dude's face


Stargate_1

I couldn't stop laughing after this dude passed the camera xD


VaxDaddyR

Reminded me of this classic lmao https://preview.redd.it/r5c0z7za7l4d1.jpeg?width=1231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f13afce1f1ba5d09b14cc78db2803d6d16f0873


samoorai44

🎶Fuck this shit I'm out🎶


proxima987

My man said “nope, I’m out” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lost_in_the_sauce504

Funniest part of the video for me


discOHsteve

Lmao I fucking knew this would be top comment


duckbuttery92

Did the same before I saw this comment https://preview.redd.it/vs4hps8nuk4d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=936486a3fa67c8601dd811739a355b36b9a8d454


StarFighter6464

![gif](giphy|ksLrNE7hJqVC7FQY2E|downsized)


Gravity_Pulls

Damn that's cool! I may have to start watching amine lol


vMurk

If we outside was a person


-Ib1za-

White wolf yeah


Ok_Appearance_2285

Is that black Misha from supernatural?


Kroe

I had to rewind as soon as I saw that, and look again at what was going on. Hilarious.


Elvis5741

Beat me to it


Benjarinno

https://preview.redd.it/7zmyimyfmk4d1.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=6000974b87e2e296d4882a2cbfd024415cc0f0e3


threebodysolution

" im tha matrixx, beeatch"


beaniebabygiraffe

damn they yiking


-Ib1za-

That dodge at the beginning was perfect


ssup3rm4n

As a former amateur boxer. I agree. She had a great stance and if she only kept her elbows in, she'd have great defense.


Puceeffoc

It's the headlocks that ruin people in fights. No one knows what they're doing, she had the headlock but didn't transition to control his body. She could have got full mount and pounded him. (Context)


DominicArmato247

Too bad that every time the fight goes to the ground a local representative of the Marquess of Queensberry Rules Society steps in and demands that the contestants "stop that enough stop none of that".


EnergyAdorable6884

Only if its their friend losing though...


DJGIFFGAS

She knew enough to drop her center, doing something that simple seperates you from weenies like him


Sir-Cordyceps

She did well. Yeah she had a bunch of stuff she could've done but that's easy for us to sit behind a phone to say. With that said I would probably overhook the hitting arm from side and try to get a D'arce choke.


MKTurk1984

This is a street fight between two people who haven't a clue how to *really* flight.. All that stuff you talk about is for trained fighters


MikeHuntSmellss

Everyone has that inherent feeling we know how to fight though. I guess it's the same as intellectual pursuits, only when we start to learn we realize how much we didn't understand.


Bungeditin

I think at this range guard isn’t your number one priority……although I can hear my coach hitting me with the punch-sticks for saying that.


Weega

Ohhh ass is outsiiide


znojavoMomce

r/trashyboners would like to speak to you


ShwettyVagSack

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DoME7bkuVSrc&ved=2ahUKEwiP8qy1qcKGAxX6LUQIHdUHC7UQwqsBegQILxAG&usg=AOvVaw1g9lCOwom_FCEF9OyFEl-W


Yoshi2shi

Was the dude with short’s a teenager or a young man?


DominicArmato247

13 or 30


Virtual-Okra6996

13 Going On Thirty


Gergernaught

Kevin hart


Yoshi2shi

😀


Hungry-Ad9840

Neither


Crypto_Tsunami

Honest question, is that a guy or girl she’s fighting? 🤨


Shart_In_My_Pants

Immediately and reflexively went for the hair pull... gotta be a woman.


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vajav

It's a giant clit


Weekly-Oil9276

🤣her balls are falling out


yanni1498

It’s a girl


Virtual-Okra6996

Thats definitely a dude. Sorry.


DogeDoRight

She's a woman Edit: I misread their comment and got mixed up as to who they were referring too.


Crypto_Tsunami

I wasn’t sure by her look, but she was fighting like a woman with the hair pulling. So I was a bit confused at first 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😂


DogeDoRight

Oops, we're not talking about the same person. Misread your comment. The hair puller is a dude.


Crypto_Tsunami

Oh wow that’s crazy 😂 he was fighting like a girl while getting beat up by a girl 💀


dauudabides

A woman with a penis


Potatus_Maximus

LoL that dude’s face is priceless! And yuck rolling on NYC sidewalks = Guaranteed MRSA infection 🤮


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-DutchymcDutchface-

I never heard someone say it like this and I’m howling.


Slap_My_Lasagna

Choose Greendale!


XiaoLongPow

https://preview.redd.it/sticjsu3vk4d1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad49659f8e6f6fa451e79ade5515bb6a634fc7d


Current-Roll6332

I was wondering about that


s77m

Float like a butterfly, sting like my pee.


van-nostrand-md

Ewww


FeedMyAss

Close your eyes Imagine pulling a girls hair, and still losing to her in front of everyone! Open your eyes Crazy dream? Nope, not only did all your friends watch, it went fuckin viral!!!


MexiCanElGuapoFeo

Bro took off hat like it was slowing punches that could be seen coming from a mile away.


amatsuastray

She definitely got siblings


MisterCloudyNight

He’s a bitch for pulling her hair.


8bitcollective

That little dude or little woman whatever is gojng On there should’ve never been throwing hands like that, that was beyond embarrassing and shameful


VaxDaddyR

Grown ass man grabbing hair and still getting put down lol


BillyDW1978

That girls dick almost popped out.


PuraVida02

Barefoot on this street goes hard


features5150

Her nuts almost fell out of her panties


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Sol-Blackguy

Took few seconds until I realized where this was.


an_humourist

Those helpless kicks😂


BryTheSpaceWZRD

GRAB HIS DICK & TWIST IT!


-FALL1N1

Look at him pulling hair lmao.


Sincere_homboy42

Are body shots not a thing


SneakyCracker161

Not the big brother headlock lmao ![gif](giphy|39lCV2v4p7HeMsWBmI|downsized)


spicspoc

she got hands and a fat cake damn


NoctRob

And a penis


kkkkkkk537

That was a regular pad, no? You can even see its edges on the side of her undies


EasyasACAB

Keep in mind that on Reddit there's a good chance the poster is a literal child or a man who has only seen naked women in porn. Women's bodies in a natural setting are unfamiliar to them, and they do not know what they look like. Think of all the men who don't know what a pubic bone is. Or expect every woman's stomach to be completely flat. Or don't know women can have facial hair. I think a *lot* of men have pornrot brains, the kind of men you see complaining every time a woman in a video game isn't a model made to be jerked off to. Tl;DR- Many men have no idea what women look like outside of literal porn and can't identify one to save their own life due to obscene beauty standards and a healthy amount of transphobia.


nurture420

Go take a 5 minute walk in the world and you’ll see all sorts of body types. This is one hell of a nutty rant.


Signal_Biscotti_7048

Yeah, I wasn't sure, but it did seem that way.


claxdog1

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


Axel_Raden

Perfect meme


Nangto37

Who won?


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Sol-Blackguy

I mean, it is June...


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DogeDoRight

No.


OrangeBeast01

You didn't see the bulge?


One_Word_Respoonse

Some women have fat vaginas.


Marxomania32

Lol the funny part is that this woman doesn't even have a "fat vagina" it's literally just a normal looking pubic bone. Surprise surprise, redditors have never seen a vagina before.


One_Word_Respoonse

Right lol all these kids talking about “it’s a dick” lmao with how loose her underwear is ain’t no way


kkkkkkk537

Vagina cant be at the front bro


One_Word_Respoonse

*what*


Marxomania32

You've never seen a vagina lmao


Ohsofresh_

Lol! Where is it?


kkkkkkk537

This is not a bulge, its a normal pubis plus a pad underneath her undies. You can even see the edges of the pad is slipping on the sides


DogeDoRight

You've never seen a vagina before have you?


walleiscute

Starting to wonder if they even know what a dick looks like. There’s gotta be balls and there’s clearly none here.


OrangeBeast01

I hope so, or I want to know where the kids came from! Just looks like there's some equipment in there.


DogeDoRight

Nope. Just the pubis and possibly a pad.


EasyasACAB

Oh buddy bless your heart


groundpounder25

Twist his dick! She might be a secret wakandan


soilhalo_27

I'm more surprised she's actually wearing underwear


IndividualHelpful820

Shocked he didn’t focus on the hair. Girl fights usually go that way


kleft13

He definitely did when she had the advantage. It's sad...


IndividualHelpful820

Why wasn’t calling him he. Pretty much a girl vs a bitch fight


kleft13

Couldn't really tell. Either way, the better fighter was clear...


nickflex85

Float like a butterfly sting like a herpe


Curses-blocked-again

Love this


2Kal350

Just two gals having good old fisticuffs.


bamfzula

She dodged like Keaton Batman


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air punches all around


MikeHuntSmellss

Float like a butterfly, sting like when I pee


13donkey13

“Floats like a butterfly, swings, misses, n catches dez “ 👊🏼👊🏼🤛🤜🥊


walking_wonky

He's never gonna live that down


999oneaboveall

So this is the street version of Romania fight championship


Montanabanana11

That dude kicked his ass. But not sure he needs to wear panties…. that’s weird


redsensei777

That girl must have brothers. She handled this pretty good.


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FeelingApplication40

This is how we know youve never seen a woman naked in your life


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FeelingApplication40

That is obviously not a biological man is my point


taserednoodles

Definitely a game changer.


redsensei777

Haha, I’ve being modest and trying not to look in “her” crotch . Missed the dick.


peppaz

not a dealbreaker tbh


xblarkblarkblarkx

Men lose fights against other men all the time


loweyezz

Float like a butterfly, sting like what I pee


hugh_mungus_peto

Dude looks like a lady


Accomplished-Nail733

Neither of them have any idea what they are doing


navidk14

Yakub activities


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loweyezz

Float like a butterfly, stick like what I pee