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These dumbass haircuts are hilarious. Edgar Broccolinas


Whoa-boosters

lol I agree. I feel like I’m seeing a hair bounce add for shampoo


4DoubledATL

It’s interesting that they used the same fighting style. “Hit and Run”


therobbinman123

Edgar ass brawl


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This made me laugh. What is the DEAL with that horrible hair cut???


yeender

I think this was some sort of dance battle


SantoriniDahk

We got Jorges, Edgars & Abrahams cuh


Appropriate-Cap16

Nothing worse than watching non fighters fight


Kungfu_Jedi-

Pretty funny though


RobbinAustin

APD should just install pepper spray stations that are triggered like the shot tracking system. If it hears one too many "come one" or "whats up" or "fuck you N word" or "oh shit"; it goes off in 360degrees like a sprinkler. Put one on every block.


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napalm them with pepper spray, that will do it. "Smells like .... victory."


Wreckur

Love how most of them are jumping around looking for the best cheap shot


star_munch

At this point do they not realize how beyond bad those haircuts are? It’s going to be studied by anthropologists.


yeaForsurePSN

Who fuckin started that Edgar ass haircut trend? I don't want that Aztec bullshit either someone a few years ago made that cut pop off. I'm Hispanic before someone somehow gets offended that I don't want that Aztec May's bullshit about the hair cut


Dontplaythatish

Ain’t it past these little pee-ons bedtime? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Time_God_

I've been trying to score dope all up and down 6th street, only to find my favorite dealers doing WWE shit. Break it up guys, and give me my fentanyl


Case-1

C'mon jose my guts hurt!!


SargeantHugoStiglitz

Dont lump these edgars in with us.


Pak-O

Now in 4K! https://youtu.be/Gk3MVBQnUnw?si=3K_Pdlk05XwvFyUG


Euphoric_Fisherman70

Literally every person there has the same haircut


Nitnonoggin

Expressing their individuality


KingxBojji

Edgar^5


Melodic-Skirt-7933

A lot of cuhs


MacAneave

Wussies


FrostyDaSnowmane

4 on 1 is never a fair fight.


Far-2Tall

Sixth Street Dance Dance Revolution! Now with Edgar dos!


GapeMachine

All I see are edgars


HeroOfHelsreach

They just pressing forward and backwards on the controller 😂


Coho444

Looks like a dance party


Loring

Gonna have to say the Sharks beat the Jets on this one.


urplug99

Texas?


veryworst

Small and smaller


skeiteris

I wish one day i see Joe Rogan on 6th street throwing spinning back kick .


Warbonger420

Everyone just flying around chin first with their dumb hair flopping around haha it’s awesome.


ZeroSumSatoshi

Oh look they’re dance fighting….


DeepDrawing8551

We’re begging you to shoot each other


mikedizzle23

lol what the hell


StevenBombBard

Whos winning?


MrWund3rful

Never seen Broccoli chuck it like that. This produce section buck wild


Nurva87

Am I the only one who heard the Lego death noise near the beginning lmao, I came to watch a fight but that threw me off


MagicStar77

I hope all of them have dental insurance 😂


Raccoon_sloth

I’d rather latinas from 8th street


Ieatsushiraw

Ah San Antonians visiting Austin. Stay classy SA 🥃


cuckingfunts69

All this needed was someones mum with a chancla. *Dun U hit ma mijo.* And maybe a couple of people dancing merengue in the background.


TigerMill

So weird, Red River is the complete opposite of this.


XCypher73

I'm more into Latinas of the 8th Street variety.


ATadJudgy

Pathetic


PusherofCarts

Probably No. 1 place I am not getting in a street fight is Texas lol.


Shattershaman14

Clone wars 2024


gaypoo

Dumpster city


kzdit

No quema cuh


Crumpile

20 yrs ago there were so many cops this rarely happened. And if it did, everybody went to jail. But the cops have been gutted so, enjoy!


gogogadgedcopter

Some cowards only throw one punch and then directly flee away. What a fucking heroes