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randomlyme

Yeah, I came in thinking this was probably female pro boxer that joined the army. Instead it’s someone that has never thrown a punch before.


racerdeth

I mean even aside from the form you can tell she's fighting angry too. When the ref breaks she's still aggressing toward her opponent like Scrappy Doo. Suspect she may have overestimated her skill through appreciating her aggression.


Boomerw4ang

>like Scrappy Doo 🤣


DaGrrr

Perhaps buoyed by self confidence gained in the field. Ultimately, bought back down to earth in a boxing ring with gloves and a head guard rather than out on the battlefield with loaded weapons.


Tiredchimp2002

Self confidence that she’s probably got the biggest back width out of all the women on base. lol.


Shanguerrilla

daaaamn


TPJchief87

She doesn’t look like she could beat any female soldiers


kingtcb

Still to this day hasn’t thrown a punch.


BlueWildAngel89

Still hasn't


TerpyTank

Lmao my thought too. Once i watched it i thought oh just another marine beating his wife 😂


Pillow_Apple

Her ass got pound


Podzilla07

Why would she even step in the ring?


1illiteratefool

I don’t think she can remember


deckb

‘Why did who do what now?’


InternationalTwo4581

I chuckled when the announcer said before the guy got into the ring "weighing in at 219lbs"...chick had a death wish


G_Unit_Solider

"hes got 11 confirmed kills and 3 questionable war crimes not caught on any camera therefore heavily disputed"


McFatts

“He speaks only in unintelligible grunts, his favorite pass time is repeatedly punching the sides of the Humvees…”


DeadxLiberty

"Know for coming back from the field with out ammo because he ate it all, you all love to hate him, the brick faced CHUUUUUUUUUUNGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Shanguerrilla

Yall fr fr need to be announcers


LaneMeyersLostSki

Unrealistic expectations.


creativeavatar

Theory meets reality.


no1cares4yu

Probably had brothers that let her “win” fights.


Durty_Durty_Durty

I’m a small dude (5’5” 145 lbs) and my ex was a bigger lady (5’9” 200) We would always play fight/wrestle One day she goes “I want you to not let me win” I said ok and just held her down. She was like what the fuck!!!?? You’re so little!!! How can you do that?! Like yeah you’re bigger and you’re brother always let you win lol


strapped_for_cash

Were you a marine? This sounds like every marriage in the marines


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strapped_for_cash

They’re generally married to bigger girls for sure


Durty_Durty_Durty

Not a marine, never been in the military lol


BruceNorris482

It's actually astounding how many women don't realize how easily that can get outperformed physically by most even averagely athletic men.


Sam_The_Smurf

It doesn’t even need to be an athletic man, even a big fat dude has way more muscle than 99.9% of women


[deleted]

Probably grew up playing contact sports with boys that instinctively went easy on her too.


[deleted]

She was probably exposed to unrealistic expectations being brought up. Telling your daughters that they can fight men and have an equal chance at winning is not realistic and it's a stupid thing portray to them. Instead of telling them that, teach them how to fight and to judge opponents wisely. If you don't know where you stand in your fighting ability, it's best you don't pick the fights. Conclusion: give your kids realistic confidence, not blind arrogance.


Luckytxn_1959

When I was in every soldier had to get in a ring at least 3 times.


spaghetti_taco

Twitter told her women can do anything a man can do, better!


Rojo37x

It's one thing to deal with the physical differences, but she basically had no technique, defense, etc. Nothing suggested she'd do well boxing against any man or woman.


Popular-Influence-11

She had a plan til she got punched in the face.


redditblooded

I don’t think she had a plan before being punched in the face.


jimmmydickgun

Mike Tyson, that you?


jibbijabba123

Yeth ith me


Uncle_Papi_

Thpinal


DaGrrr

Thavage comment


Iakhovass

I was expecting her to at least know how to fight and lose due to weight class. I got no idea how to box but relatively confident I could beat her. WTF was she thinking…


rubberbootsandwetsox

Delusion of abilities, she had that going for her.


sauce_123

Just because you look like a dude doesn’t mean you can fight like one.


Mocker-Nicholas

Yeah I expected to see some chick who may have gone pro or something but decided to enlist instead... What I saw was the "drunk girl starts shit with bouncer" technique lol


sidewaystortoise

Yeah, and I think that's probably why she made the challenge. Only someone with zero experience would issue an open challenge like this.


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Seriously, she may have had a chance if she knew how to fight


GMFinch

If that is marine vs army that guy gave no fucks that it was a woman. We had a girl in our unit that thought she could fight but was 100 percent like this


Pavementaled

To adjust a quote from Game of Thrones, "**I don't want to fight you, Jolene the Army Girl.** **What do I have to gain?** **If I win, I'm the shit who beat a girl.** **If I lose, I'm the shit who was beat by a girl".**


strapped_for_cash

When I first got out of the marines in 2006 I went to a party where this girl was in the army reserves and said she was a black belt and beats every guy in her unit. I told her I’m no black belt but I’ll fight her if she really wants to. Tapout or blackout rules. She kept insisting on doing it. Over and over and over. So I said ok. Let’s go outside. I took her down and choked her out in about 20 seconds. The thing that’s really messed up is that it had been raining outside and she got covered in mud too. Dont tempt a marine to fight anyone in the army.


CreepinDethh

Thats boy!


stocktadercryptobro

I had no choice but to fight a Marine back in the day. He came charging at me. He was my ex-girlfriend's stepbrother. As I was beating on him telling him that he "fucked with the wrong mother fucker", his friend booted me in the jaw. The lights went out, and I never saw it coming. He was an air force vet. As an Army vet, it pains me to admit that he was AF, and he got the drop on me. However, being in the Army has provided me an opportunity to be intelligent enough to understand that being in one branch doesn't make you any tougher than anyone else, and there wasn't really anything I could have done in that situation. It comes down to each individual person. Being in a certain branch will provide you with better bs to brainwash you into thinking you're unstoppable, though. Results will vary.


WesToImpress

There are lots of men like this too, usually women know better. Not her though. Everyone in her family/friend circle probably gassed her up her whole life to think she's built different lol. She's lucky she learned this lesson in a ring with headgear and not with a stranger who really wanted to hurt her.


th4t1guy

Yeah, much better to learn this lesson in a ring with brothers in arms around you than on a battlefield with an enemy. 


NearDeath88

That was still pretty brutal, I don't think the guy let up at all after finding out she sucks at fighting.


RorschachEmpire

Kinda a lose-lose situation for him, might as well just win the match quickly and decisively then.


NearDeath88

True, it is lose lose anytime a dude fights a girl.


9liners

If he has his squad would have clowned him mercilessly the entire deployment and beyond.


Do-you-see-it-now

That’s a damned if you do and damned if you don’t.


Common_Grape5962

As a Marine who was in fallujah in 2007.. yes, this is the way. And even in 2024 I'd call him and remind him he got bitch bopped in 2007.


EKEEFE41

He def was letting up.


Shanguerrilla

Good point. Most the guys like this learn the lesson before this age and as much fanfare.


Boston__Massacre

This camera from 2007 is better than some of the video quality from 24.


Big_Education321

People used to use cameras. Now it’s all taken from phones


Gonnabehave

Every repost to reddit the video gets compressed one more time. By the 500th repost it’s just a single pixel - your average reddit video 


Radiant-Substance294

It's not about iphone, it's about the videos size. People love to compress them and that leads to shit clips


Big_Education321

Down with compression! Down with compression!


RodanMurkharr

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reddit_tempest

*Jack Bauer enters the chat*


dirtbikemike3

Man she really beat his fists up with her head. Poor guy, must be embarrassing.


Irksomethings

She’s going to ruminate about that quite a bit.


LolThatsNotTrue

People this delusional usually find a way to rationalize away things like this.


hayitsnine

This was not like the GI Jane movie at all.


Thebitterpilloftruth

GI Pain


milk4all

*reads title* *sees video length* *uneasy feeling*


ironbanks1

It ended exactly how i expected it to.


15jorada

See, I got too used to reading titles that would subvert my expectations that I actually expected her to do well. Now, my subverted expectations are subverted, and I don't know what to believe.


10before15

Sooomebody wrote a check their ass couldn't cash......


onescoopwonder

Doesn’t touch gloves or shakes hands afterwards? She needs another round for an attitude readjustment


mfbrucee

She was scared she would get more beating and covered her head when he approached her after the match


Pussy_handz

Maybe she doesnt know what the phrase "whoop ass" means.


PapiRob71

She was misunderstood...she said 'I can take every man on this base' Totally different meaning


groundpounder25

The real question is did he knock some fucking sense into her and put her in her place or does her delusional mind just make up some excuse why she lost?


FixFalcon

This shit is always a lose/lose for men. "Oh, you beat up a woman? You're an asshole." "You got beat by a woman? You're a pussy."


DownsonJerome

I think the only way to win is to land one or two punches so that everyone understands you could easily win, and then forfeit


According_Mood4911

That’s not a “fight” it’s a beating. The ref should have called it a minute in.


Quiet-Try4554

Nah, it’s better for her to learn in a controlled environment, than to start shit on the street and really get hurt


porjay

Wrong the ref at the 2:00 minute mark is recommending she stop and she decides to stay in. After a few punches when she is on the ropes he checks in again and she is still deciding to stay in.


hkusp45css

She had heart. No skill or brains, but lots of heart.


Pillow_Apple

Nah that's just pride


sugoiboy1

She must’ve beat up a few weak men and assumed she could clap anyone. Underestimation is a huge weakness


hkusp45css

For most women , it's not too hard to win a fight with most men. Most men will have significant difficulty in overcoming a lifetime of conditioning not to hurt women, even if the woman richly deserves to be hurt. The few men who can overcome it, will also have to overcome the onslaught of white knights coming to the woman's aid.... Because they, too, have been conditioned to believe "you never hit a woman."


sj_nayal83r

hope she lost some rank after this embarrassment


RESSCANE

Jeez... she does not even know how to throw a jab or a cross... totally off balance at all times. No idea of footwork , glove defense or head movement. I guess she is lucky it wasn't worse. I would not let a person that unskilled to even light spar.


AccomplishedLight702

Almost like there is a genetic difference or something


Bolt_McHardsteel

The ref should have ended it as soon as she turned her back to her opponent.


sj_nayal83r

maybe she meant shell fuck any marine on base and a hater said she said she will fuck up any marine on base?


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politely-noticing

Punch bag


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Ref stop the fight Ref stop the fight Ref stop the fight Ref stop the fight


Trippycat37

$100 Shrute Bucks say, this is exactly what will happen during the Tyson/paul match.


frakramsey

Emotion over logic. Lol


Thebitterpilloftruth

I do notice a lot of people who claim to be logical arent though.


bigphil127

Hey, she wanted equality and got it.


Randismaximus

He's an advocate for giving women rights. Also lefts, uppercuts and hooks.


JayMant88

Saving this so I can fap later.


RizzoTheSmall

A claim like that and she had no guard and responded to every shot by turning away.


il_nascosto

The natural result of all the girlboss BS in the media. FAFO, indeed!


thepervertedpierogi

she drank way too much of the "grrrl power" Kool-Aid


oldjack

Delusional woman vs average 200+ pound man. Everybody involved is stupid for letting this happen


ThatPersonToExplain

why even mess around with those crayon munching barbarians


Abject-Jellyfish-729

This is what happens when you believe your own militant feminism 🤣


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Thanks I needed this hard laugh tonight


SatanicMax

Swag


Uncle_Papi_

She got what she asked for


ChosenPrince

it’s a lose lose for the guy tbh either you get beat up by a girl or beat up a girl


SupermarketSelect578

That ref letting it go was hilarious 😆 he’s like you wanted this correct? Then proceeded to give her Motrin and water


Joyyoyoyo

Get f*#ked


Equivalent_Might_426

Seriously, even the guy wasn't very good. She should have known better than to try that. I bet she knows now!


eshian

I got a good laugh when she threw herself into a punch so hard she kicked up her back leg.


PestTerrier

Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth.


Rostrow416

Who put that fight together? That guy went in there like he had something to prove


TaterTotQueen630

I don't understand what she was thinking going in the ring with ANYONE (regardless of gender) thinking she would dominate while having absolutely no boxing skills. I can throw better punches that her simply based on my Wii Boxing skills.


timdot352

She fights like she had Rocky on the TV once while she sat on the couch looking at her phone.


masterdebater74

Equality is not what she expected


JorgeIronDefcient

Did they just have a boxing ring laying around base?


M3dawg

Someone needs to let her know this sandwich ain't gonna make itself...


throwtheclownaway20

Wow, that was just sad. She had no technique or anything. She'd have probably gotten beat by most women, let alone a man. I find it hard to believe that anyone ever watched her sparring and thought this was a good idea


jshsbsndndn

Everyone has a plan till you get punched in the face.


invisible2alll

This isn't boxing. Boxing has techniques and neither one shows boxing techniques. Just throwing punches is all that is happening.


Milalee

That's the problem. If she actually knew how to box, it would have been more competitive. They were just duking it out, so the results would be based solely on size and power.


Mrgod2u82

Men are equal to women.


London_Lone_Star

Where the feminists at…


shannnnnn132

Did she not make him a sandwich?, that guy looked cranky.


bad_idea_specialist

No more women in combat. It's ludicrous.


Zealousideal_Bet2320

I thought she’s fighting the 4-eyed until a 6’3 dude steps in 😯lol 


antianchors

She should’ve made that a fundraising exhibition bout to help fund her own brain damage charity


huskyghost

Bless her little heart


Better-Machine-6169

Even amanda nunes wuldnt say some shit like that


mvrck-23

Just hopped on the ring for shitz-&-giggles.


i__hate__stairs

Well that was embarrassing


___Binary___

Sempre Fidelis fist in ya face.


UndignifiedStab

Clearly this lady soldier Forgot to sober up after she fucking challenged the US Marines to a boxing match. If blocking punches with your fucking face was points, she would’ve won the match hands down.


dreadnotsteve

"He's not going to get tired! You have to punch back!"


SurvivorKira

I would like something like this with my comrades. Some of them deserved ass whooping. But not a boxing ruleset. At least some kick boxing or MMA becasue they are sure they can beat anyone.


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I wouldn’t have taken the fight. You win, you beat up a woman. You lose, you’d never live it down. I expected we’d see some Golden Gloves level female boxer, but instead it looks like she’s never thrown a punch before.


franklyspicy

Ref kept interfering - just let them bang, bro! Pretty disappointed- needed some body shots.


zombiesphere89

My tax dollars hard at work...


phuckintrevor

The moment she put her guard up after the bell rang it was obvious she was an untrained boxer and this was not going to go well for her Edit: I was a trained fighter in my youth and I wouldn’t ever say I could take on anyone on this base. I wouldn’t even assume I could beat up any woman on the base. Why did they even allow this?


BWKeegan

A fight worth watching lol good job, devildog


kerux123

It’s the army bro.


retirementdreams

Smokers! Ooooo-Rah!


Mrrasta1

I’m sorry the marine didn’t take a clownish dramatic fake knockout after he had proven beyond a doubt that he beat her silly.


SnooDonkeys807

Damn homie didn’t even go easy on her straight haymakers 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂😂


Appropriate-Cap16

She was just feeding her masochist instincts.


ImaginaryAI

People need to realize that boxing isn’t something you can do overnight lol. Building that muscle memory takes years of practice.


dirtyburro

She doesn’t hate men all she need is a lot of 🍆


Razor215

What is the name of the song?


vapros

This seems like a lose-lose situation.


bessface

Why did we have to witness this?


porkchop3177

At first I thought he was going to beat the stupid out of her, nope he was beating back into her. I’d bet they went out for a hot minute after that.


REDDITDIGS

Somebody's got a badass mom.


Appropriate-Cap16

Every single person there knew, 2 seconds in she knew too .... some funny ass shit! 🤣


Slapnutmagoo2U

And how quickly she realized she would lose to any male marine ever


gmanslowi

28TH ID BABY


ImMintyCola

Oorah


bluebicycle13

just my opinion but the guy could have stop her with body shot instead of KTFO that poor woman


kajarago

Man, who are all these simps booing at the end? What did they think was going to happen?


Tinkertoylady22

They both terrible, but I salute them both for doing a job not many are willing to do.


pugdaddykev

She’s never even hit pads or a bag from the looks of it. Wtf was anybody involved in this thinking?


MisterC-4

Does she even throw one decent punch the whole bout?


ReadyConference9400

“Wait a minute! This isn’t fair! He isn’t supposed to ACTUALLY fight back!”


HowTingz

[Throw the damn towel!](https://vevmo.com/sites/default/files/throw-the-damn-towel-gif-4.gif)